The two were shaking hands, and Long Xue walked in from outside the door, perhaps because of vomiting, Long Xue was so sober now.
Seeing that Ye Feng actually shook hands with Wang Henshui, they seemed to be very close, Long Xue was not satisfied, and squinted and said, "Are they two taking pictures?"
"Yes, yes, come, let me introduce to you, this is the heroine you took pictures, Long Xue, my nanny." Ye Feng smiled and said for Wang Henshui and Liu Xianliang.
Wang Henshui and Liu Xianliang looked at Long Xue with some embarrassment, let alone, they were really moved, and quickly lowered their heads.
But Long Xue suddenly smashed. In the past, he slapped Wang Henshui’s face. Half of the latter's face immediately swelled. With another slap, his left face also swelled. Before Wang Henshui could react, Long Xue's fist greeted Wang Henshui as if he didn't need money, and Liu Xianliang who was on his side was not forgotten in the process. . .
Long Xue was no more than an average woman, he was heavier and vicious. The snakeskin and others who looked at him all swallowed his mouth in secret, and admired Ye Feng, like Ye Feng’s women, every one of them is so sturdy. But Ye Feng subdued them obediently. If they didn't get mad, he would never know that they were so good. . .
What do women rely on to conquer men? Rely on the body.
What do men rely on to conquer women? Rely on money? I bah, that's a bullshit.
Therefore, I have to say that Ye Feng still has two brushes. These years, savage girlfriends are very popular, and Hedong Lion Roar is not surprising. To conquer such women, money is no longer a panacea. It depends on wisdom. , By means, there is a good saying, what is the most important thing in the 21st century? It's talent!
In this respect, Ye Feng is definitely a damn talent!
Wang Henshui and Liu Xianliang were able to resist screaming at first. It is a shame to be beaten by a woman, and it is even more shame to be beaten by a woman to cry and cry. , Ye Feng felt a bit horrified. . .
Damn, does it hurt so much
If Ye Feng really wanted to ask this, maybe the two of them would answer very honestly—it really hurts so much, absolutely desperate for it!
Ye Feng felt that he was too damn kind, and he couldn't bear it after playing for less than ten minutes. He was good at playing, but don’t really kill someone. Although it won’t cause too much trouble, there is always trouble. It's not a good thing, and this Wang hates water, Ye Feng still has time to use it. . .
Holding Long Xue who was beating upright, Ye Feng hurriedly let the two hapless guys go quickly. Long Xue didn't follow, but they couldn't escape. Frightened Wang Henshui and the two ran faster than the dog, and disappeared after a while. , I absolutely should have that word-the dog of the bereavement!
After finally persuading Long Xue, seeing the latter frowning to break free from his embrace, Ye Feng hurriedly smiled and said: "Okay, I've been beaten, and I've been angry, so don't rush to kill, can you still Do you really want to kill?"
Long Xue said coldly: "They steal and shoot me, don't they deserve to die?"
Khan, Ye Feng is ashamed, if you take a picture and you are about to die, then the paparazzi in this world has long been dried up. . .
"I am also the subject of being photographed, I am not in a hurry, what are you in a hurry?" Ye Feng said with a smile.
"You—you are a ***, of course you are not afraid." Long Xue said angrily.
Damn, you're still a girl!
Ye Feng didn’t dare to scold these words. When a woman is angry, she must not provoke her. A woman is a tiger. When a woman is angry, she is no longer an ordinary tiger. During the Ice Age, it was called a saber-toothed tiger, which can eat people. Don't spit bones, put it in modern times, that, that, that's the size of the tiger holding the rocket launcher, who catches and bombards who. . .
"Yes, yes, I'm a gangster, but they really didn't photograph anything!" Ye Feng smiled.
"Really?" Long Xue didn't believe it.
Ye Feng said seriously: "Of course, you think I'm a good person? Damn, if they take something, I will at least goug their eyes and become a vegetative person!"
"You didn't lie to me?" Long Xue still didn't quite believe it. . .
"I swear by my personality!" Ye Feng raised his hand.
Is Ye Feng personable
Have.
However, in Long Xue's eyes, Ye Feng's personality is not worth money, but this time she believed it and said: "Then you still don't let go?"
"Hold warm peace." Ye Feng played poorly.
"But don't you think you are smelly?" Long Xue sneered.
Ye Feng was taken aback, and said aggrieved: "But this is vomiting out of your mouth, aren't you more smelly?"
"Bah!" Long Xue broke away from Ye Feng's arms: "You only smell, you are the smelliest man in the world..."
Ye Feng suddenly realized, no wonder women all say that men are stinky men!
Long Xue ran out, probably thinking that she was photographed when she was intimacy with Ye Feng. Now there is a group of Snake Skin brothers laughing at her ambiguously. Although she is not an ordinary woman, she is still a woman. It is a woman, of course she knows shyness.
Ye Feng laughed and said, "Okay, let's go back to each other too!"
Snake Skin laughed and said, "Brother Feng, the one with the surname Wang said that he just took the money, but the one with the surname Liu just forget it?"
"Of course not. Although I didn't get anything in the photo, I think he is a civil servant. You will call Director Wen of China Merchants Bureau and talk about today's affairs. It is estimated that the surname Wen knows what to do... "Ye Feng laughed strangely.
"Didn't you agree not to trouble him?" Chen Muqing was taken aback.
Ye Feng patted Chen Muqing on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Brother, you forget, eldest brother, I am not a good person, and he is not my brother. Why should I forgive him and talk to them? What do you think you have to say? Cut, "fuck" fucking, dare to shoot me, if I don't kill him, even if he's the most benevolent, let him be laid off, that would be cheap for him...
Seeing Chen Muqing's sudden realization, Ye Feng smiled again: "Please remember one sentence for me, this world is like this, good people do not last long, and harm to live for thousands of years. Therefore, let's not be good people, be villains, and be bad people. Of course, what I mean is that the basic conscience and bottom line are still the kind of bad guys that are needed. There are two differences between our bad guys and ordinary bad guys. First, if anyone provokes us, we must kill them all, and others will beat us. Punch, what shall we do? Return him ten punches right away. It is best to interrupt him with which hand and which foot he kicked. Let’s kick his foot. Second, let’s It's a bad guy who is a bad guy, don't you understand?"
Several older brothers also followed with a smile: "Understand, understand, we must learn from Brother Feng, be the bad guys, be the bad guys of the new century!"
Ye Feng patted snakeskin on the shoulder: "Confucians can teach you too!"
When he returned home, Long Xue was taking a bath, and there was a rushing sound of water. Liu Ruoyi fell asleep on the sofa, but as soon as Ye Feng arrived home, Liu Ruoyi woke up immediately and saw that Ye Feng was all dirty. Yes, quickly push Ye Feng to the bathroom to take a bath.
Did not go to find Long Xue to take a mandarin duck bath, went back to his room and took a shower. When he came out, Ye Feng's cell phone rang, answered and hung up, Ye Feng laughed, especially thief.
"Ruoyi, go, let's go to sleep, and tomorrow morning, let's go to the airport to pick up people!" Ye Feng's eyes had a hint of violence, and she winked at the girl Long Xue on one side.
"Who is it?" Liu Ruoyi was taken aback.
Ye Feng quackly said with a smile: "Keep secret, keep secret."