The Dragon Travels The World

Chapter 6: Apprentice (revised)

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"No, resolutely not!" When he heard that the strange Taoist priest wanted to accept himself as an apprentice, Ye Feng immediately ignored the fact that he had already become one with the strange Taoist priest, and resolutely refused.

The old Taoist priest was not at all in a hurry, he hehe smiled and said: "Boy, think about it first, you must know that being my apprentice would be of great benefit!"

"Benefits? I have to live in this place for several years. I don't even have to watch TV, and there is my wife waiting for me in my house. There is no woman here. Don't do it, absolutely don't do it!" Sleeping with his arms around Liu Ruoyi's boneless body, although he hasn't really done anything between men and women, but Liu Ruoyi hasn't "touched" wherever Liu Ruoyi's whole body is. When he thinks of this, he misses it very much. There was a flash of sex, and there were some changes in the body for no reason. . .

The old Taoist stared at Ye Feng's lower body and said with a weird smile: "Are you talking about your sister? Don't think I can't tell, you are still a virgin now, and where is the wife from? You think you "touched" your wife. Someone else is your wife? Little dolls are always little dolls, who don’t understand love, see who is pregnant, watch who has miscarriage, hey, haha, hahahaha!"

Seeing the old Taoist staring at him with an ambiguous laugh, since he was recognized by the old Taoist as a virgin, Ye Feng seemed to be caught in bed by someone else when he was stealing people. Changed, staring at the old Taoist priest and cursed: "Old things, dead things, perverts, most of you are still inhumane, wow haha!"

"You—" The strange Taoist finally controlled his anger, "touched" "touched" his chest, and forced a smile: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, and be determined not to be angry, baby, you scold, continue to scold , I think that when I was young, when I was young, Yushu was in the wind and was suave, so why was there no woman?"

"Haha, there is a woman in your monk, haha, you laughed so hard at me, yes, you still drink and eat meat, you fake Taoist, hypocrite, whatever you say, I won't be your apprentice, you are dead Be this mindful!" Ye Feng seemed to be determined that the old Taoist priest wouldn't really do anything to him, so he just didn't buy it. . .

The strange Taoist priest was not angry, he hehe smiled: "That's okay, I have patience, I can wait until you agree, and I now think that someone scolds me every day is a good life, you Scold, my old man is going to meditate in the wing room!"

Seeing the strange Taoist actually resorted to such a trick, knowing that he could not get out of this extreme peak, Ye Feng was anxious, and suddenly stopped the strange Taoist, and pushed the strange Taoist back with a smile on his face, hehe smiled: "Don't worry, take it Let’s talk about it, or if I promise to be your apprentice, you let me go back, this is always okay? What do you teach me, I just go back to learn, to be honest, what kind of society is it now, and practice martial arts again? Great, can you beat guns?"

"Then it depends on who has practiced and what kind of martial arts. If the martial arts I teach you is good, although it can't be enough for guns, you can completely solve the opponent before the other party takes out the guns. Hey, anyway. You won’t believe it, and you will understand later! Besides, what I teach you is not just martial arts, but also more. In short, I want to train you to be an all-rounder, who is proficient in every way! It’s just that these things can only be learned here, it’s not good to go home!" The strange Taoist said proudly. . . . .

Ye Feng smiled and said, "All-rounder? It's the knowledge of astronomy and geography? By the way, can I get the first place in the exam?" Ye Feng suddenly moved in his heart when he thought of the bet with Liu Shihan.

"Where are the knowledge and things I taught you that can be summarized? In a word, do you agree to be my apprentice?" The old Taoist seemed a little impatient. . .

Ye Feng said helplessly: "I'm born stupid, I'm afraid I can't learn well."

"It doesn't matter, I have a way to make you smart."

"I still have a younger sister at home who is not taken care of."

"I will send someone to take care of you."

"I want beauty-female."

"I'll give you a beautiful girl in the future."

"I want rights."

"I will give you rights from now on."

"I want money, a lot of money."

"I promise you will use endless money in the future."

"Enough!" The monk Taoist couldn't stand Ye Feng anymore. . .

"What's the matter, if you want me to promise, you have to let me speak clearly. If you are not happy, send me down the mountain." Ye Feng said proudly.

The morale said, "Don’t even think about it. How can you object to the person I like. To put it bluntly, this apprentice should be appropriate and improper. I can give you all the money you want-women's rights in the future. But the premise is that you can learn well. If you toast and not eat fine wine, then we will consume it. To be honest, I am very worried about the two wives in your family. If you stay here for five years, I am afraid that they will be early. Just throw yourself into the arms of others! I think you should agree as soon as possible and finish the studies I taught you as soon as possible. If you work hard enough, I think you can be free for up to three years. At that time, you will be free. Fly, the sea is wide and free for you to swim. There is almost no one in this world that can stop you what you want to do. Money, beauty, and rights are too pediatric...

Seeing the yin and yang deliberately aroused by the strange Taoist priest, Ye Feng finally began to drum up in his heart. Not only did he start to take care of Liu Ruoyi and Liu Shihan, he was also aroused by the strange Taoist's words.

"Can you really bring me the beauty of money-women and rights? You are not lying to me?" After thinking of the protagonists who are often written in online novels getting adventures, a lot of beauty-women will become a business empire and unify the world** , Ye Feng's eyes began to light up, you know, his biggest dream in this life is to sleep with a beautiful girl, light up banknotes to draw warmth, and let countless little brothers carry shoes for him by the way. . .

The strange Taoist was overjoyed and said solemnly: "Of course, my age is more than ten times yours, can I lie to you?"

Ye Feng suddenly became wary again: "No, no, how could there be such a good thing in the world, why would you choose me? There are many smarter people than me, why don't you find them and find me?"

Yes, pie falling from the sky is not common, but traps from the sky are common.

The strange Taoist suddenly laughed, staring at Ye Feng's lower body, and said with a smile: "Because you are inherently better than others."

Ye Feng said uncomfortably, "You wouldn't say that I am bigger than others, right?"

The monk nodded. . .

Ye Feng's face changed, and he stared at the strange Taoist priest warily, and stepped back involuntarily.

Damn, this old immortal is not a pervert, right

But after thinking about it for a moment, Ye Feng felt that most of him wouldn’t be so unlucky. He had become so old. He couldn’t help but spend much effort to teach him martial arts when looking for a man. His face turned red, and Ye Feng suddenly smiled rather ambiguously. When I got up, the strange Taoist priest did not understand, he said: "What are you laughing at?"

"Master, you won't be'sex' incompetent, are you?"

"You're'sex' and incompetent. It's just Lao Tzu's most powerful martial arts, which can only be learned by someone with extraordinary talent like you. Huh, brat, if you run fast, from tomorrow, Lao Tzu will let you know about me. It's amazing..." Seeing Ye Feng's words, he ran out, the strange Taoist priest did not chase him out, but he laughed.

Ye Feng suddenly folded back, frowning and said: "Master, I still don't understand one thing."

"Let's talk about it." Seeing that Ye Feng had already called his own master, it was obvious that Ye Feng had finally accepted his fate, whether forced, voluntary or coerced, so the strange Taoist's mood improved a lot.

"You never teach me for no reason, do you? You are not trying to give me some task? Or do you want me to do something for you? In short, there is no free lunch in the world, even if there is one, it is poisonous." Ye Feng Yi is serious, and he usually likes to watch it on the Internet, but if he has an experience like himself, even if there is a good thing, most of it will ask for it. He understands a reason. There is no free lunch in this world. , Rights and obligations are not pure, they often appear in pairs.

The strange Taoist nodded, it seems that Ye Feng is still calm.

"Of course, I can't teach you martial arts in vain. When you become a teacher in the future, I will tell you the reason why I want to teach you, but you can rest assured that what I ask you to do will not affect your normal life. In other words, you should take pictures of your girls, you should make your money, and how you want to live is not contradictory or conflicting with this, understand?"

Ye Feng smiled and said, "Understood, Master."

In fact, Ye Feng didn’t understand at all, but in his opinion, the most important thing is to get out of the teacher as soon as possible. Otherwise, he might have to spend his entire life on the top of the mountain. Wouldn’t he want to be a virgin all his life? Tolerant, as for this so-called condition, when I go down the mountain in the future, I will turn my face and refuse to admit it. What can this dead old man do for me

The strange Taoist saw Ye Feng's thoughts in his eyes, but did not say it.

"Master, when shall we start to learn?" Ye Feng couldn't wait.

"Forget it today, it's not too early for the sky, you go to rest first, and start studying tomorrow, remember it, but sleep well tonight, get up at four tomorrow morning, starting tomorrow, you want No matter how good it is to sleep, it is impossible." The strange Taoist priest seemed to smile.