The Emperor is Pregnant With the Empress’ Child

Chapter 46: Hahahahahahahaha

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All the way to the gate of Sitianjian.

It was past the middle of the afternoon and the sun had begun to set, lengthening people's shadows.

Duan Changchuan was in a hurry to leave, so he didn't let anyone know. It was not until he pushed the door open that the disciple guarding the gate knew he was coming, and hurriedly ran to call for help.

"Just tell them that I am waiting for them in the courtyard I often visit."

"Hey, disciple got it!"

After the two of them finished talking, Duan Changchuan walked straight to the most secret courtyard in the garden.

Unexpectedly, the wooden door of the courtyard was open.

The young man looked surprised.

You know, this courtyard is usually locked and disguised as abandoned. Only after entering the door will you see a different world.

It's open today

[It must be Yun Xie who was careless. I will complain to Aunt Feng Xian.]

Duan Changchuan thought to himself and said to Changle, "Stay here and when Aunt Fengqian and Yunxie come over, tell them that I left this door open on purpose so that Yunxie can have a good look at my masterpiece."

The young eunuch immediately responded: "Hey, I promise to pass on the message intactly. Your Majesty, please go in quickly. You have walked for a long time. Go and rest. If you need anything, just call me."

After saying this, he bowed his head and stood respectfully at the door.

The young man hummed softly and pushed the door open and walked into the courtyard.

When I walked to the front of the house, I found that the door was also open... Unclear conversation sounds came from inside.

“… Why not…”

"… "

Then, the two of them talked about something else, and Yun Xie's voice suddenly became much louder: "But you said yourself that you like younger people, preferably two or three years younger, and you also want to know everything about them. I privately thought that Auntie liked me..."

"I don't care. I must give you a reason today. Otherwise, you won't live in peace."

Only Yun Xie's voice came from the hallway...

It seemed like he confessed to Feng Yan and was rejected

The boy's hand, which was about to push the door, stopped abruptly.

This is so embarrassing...

But he didn't expect that something even more embarrassing was yet to come. Because he heard Feng Yu's deep voice, asking, "Do you really want to know?"

Yun Xie replied, "Of course, is there anything I can't hear? You think we are not suitable, and you have someone else in your heart? Is there anything else that can't be said?"

The next moment, the room was filled with the sound of clothes rubbing against each other and the messy footsteps of two people.

The two of them seemed to have entered the bedroom from the outer hall...

Then, Duan Changchuan heard words that he could never imagine in his life.

Feng Yan said: "The kind of relationship I want between a man and a woman is one where I am on top and in control of the other person."

This was really strange and confusing. Even Yun Xie, who was well-informed in the romantic world, didn't understand it. He asked in a blank tone, "What do you mean?"

In response, Feng Yan was also simple and rough, and only said two words in a low voice: "Fuck you."

Duan Changchuan, who was standing outside the door and was forced to eavesdrop, said: …

The two people inside seemed to be together:…

Everyone inside and outside the house was silent.

Then, the whole yard was filled with Yun Xie's incredulous voice: "Are you crazy? Are you crazy, or am I crazy? What are you holding...???"

In response to him, Feng Yan said indifferently: "Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I said it early on that it's impossible for you and I to be together. It's you who insisted on giving me a reason."

Yun Xie completely collapsed: "Can you give me a reason I can accept? What kind of bullshit is this!"

"No."

"… "

Then, the conversation between the two turned into Yun Xie's broken mumbling:

"But how can a woman do that?"

"I can't imagine it! I haven't seen it... Is this real? Are you kidding me? No, why would you lie to me..."

"I still can't imagine it... What kind of unheard-of thing is this! No, I don't believe it. How about you show me a demonstration?"

This time Feng Qi finally responded: "How do I demonstrate? Do you want me to demonstrate?"

"… "

Duan Changchuan, standing in the yard... thought of the dream that had been repeating over and over again, and silently put on a mask of pain: What should I do, this thing... I seem to have learned it by myself in my dream...

Although in the dream, Bai Su's body structure doesn't seem right, but I...

Help!

Could I be one of these weird people

-

Just as I was struggling with this, I heard the conversation between Changle and the others outside.

"Eunuch Le, please stay here. I couldn't find my aunt and the Palace Master anywhere, but I heard from the disciples who were sweeping the courtyard that they saw them coming in this direction. I wonder if they are already in this courtyard."

"Hmm? Are my aunt and the others here? His Majesty just went in and told me to wait here. Please go in and check."

"Okay, here's Eunuch Lao Le!"

The two men spoke loudly, especially the disciple from the Imperial Observatory, who seemed to have run all the way here, and his voice was loud and panting.

Yun Xie and Feng Yu in the room were obviously startled, and their conversation paused.

Duan Changchuan had no choice but to push the door open.

"What are you guys arguing about? As soon as I entered the courtyard, I heard Yun Xie's loud voice."

His acting skills are comparable to that of an actor.

The two men immediately came out of the bedroom, with the same embarrassment on their faces. Feng Yan was fine, and he adjusted himself in just a moment, returning to his usual indifference. Yun Xie, who had just suffered a huge shock, was much worse.

"Ahem... When did you come? Why was there no sound at all?"

As he spoke, he observed Duan Changchuan's expression.

The young man walked in naturally and sat directly on the main seat in the middle. He raised his eyelids and glanced at him: "Your voice is so loud, of course you can't hear me coming in."

Yun Xie: …

"Okay, it's all my fault. Why did you come at this time without even telling me in advance? Is it urgent?"

Duan Changchuan remembered the purpose of his visit and his strange behavior in the hall just now, and his face immediately sank.

He thought a lot on the way from Mingsheng Temple.

The fragrance that always emanates from a woman's body; after smelling it, he can't help but get close to it, and can even smell the meaning of that fragrance;

I sleepwalked in the middle of the night and went to Qinglu Palace without any mistakes.

We always sleep in separate beds before going to bed, but always end up lying in that person's arms when we wake up;

And those dreams that repeat over and over again, with every detail so clear, every sense so vivid…

Each of these things, taken individually, is incredible, let alone when put together. And... this afternoon, he truly felt that his consciousness was erratic and that he was out of control.

Thinking of this, the young man sighed deeply and said in a deep voice: "I have heard that there is a kind of poison in the Western Regions. If it is put into a person's body, it can control the person's thoughts... Aunt Feng is knowledgeable, have you ever seen it?"

That’s right, he now suspected that Bai Su had cast a curse on him.

Feng Xian immediately became more serious when he heard the question, and said, "I do know a girl from Miaojiang, but because Miao Gu is a secret passed down from generation to generation by women, she didn't reveal too much to me. She said, but she told me that Gu poison is mostly used by Miaojiang women for self-defense, and the ability to control thoughts is exaggerated and cannot be believed. Many of the legends about Gu poison are also to increase its mystery, with half true and half false, which makes people afraid. Your Majesty... do you think you have encountered Gu poison?"

The boy pursed his lips, not knowing how to answer.

Yun Xie, who had recovered from his shock, chuckled, "You are not suspecting that the Queen has cast a spell on you again, are you? If you like someone, then you like him. Aren't you tired of thinking so much every day?"

Feng Yan gave him a puzzled look and asked, "Again?"

Yun Xie curled his lips in disdain, "Yes, aunt, you don't know, this person said before that he smelled a kind of fragrance on Bai Su, and every time he smelled it, he wanted to get close to people. For this reason, I specially found Ruan Qiao, pretending to be Doctor Fang's apprentice to go and see. Ruan Qiao and I didn't smell any fragrance at all, and he said the smell was terrible. Oh, yes, later he thought Bai Su had cast a spell on him, and came to ask me about it."

"That fragrance does exist. I didn't lie to you... Bai Su also admitted to me personally that it came from her body and only two specific types of people could smell it... Auntie, have you ever heard of Alpha and Omega? Bai Su told me that both types of people have this fragrance."

Feng Yan and Yun Xie suddenly heard two new words that they had never heard of before. They looked at each other and shook their heads in confusion: "What is that...? I don't think I've ever heard of it before."

Then, Duan Changchuan told her everything Bai Su had said to her.

Humans are divided into three genders: A, B, and O. Each gender is divided into male and female. A and B can smell each other's fragrance, which is called pheromone. A and B have a higher degree of matching and usually combine together.

"She said, it's like... We usually have male-female, male-male, and female-female combinations, but male-female is considered the most mainstream and normal combination. There are many types of combinations in ABO, but AO is naturally attracted to each other and is considered the most appropriate combination. And Omega is very easy to get pregnant, even easier than ordinary women."

Duan Changchuan explained with great effort, and the expressions of the two people opposite him became more and more confused.

Yun Xie couldn't help but raise his hand and say, "But, you just said that AO also has male and female. What if the female is Alpha and the male is Omega? Is the pregnant one also a male Omega? Isn't this a little bit wrong...?"

As he spoke, he secretly glanced in Feng Xian's direction.

Feng Yan pretended not to notice the suggestive and probing look, turned around and looked directly at the young man on the main seat: "What is that, Your Majesty? Just now you said that only Alphas and Omegas can smell pheromones, so you must be one of them, right?"

Speaking of the second gender, the boy lowered his eyes, pursed his lips, and said softly: "Bai Su said that I am Omiga..."

"Bai Su said you are Omiga? What about her?"

"She is Alpha..." the boy said, "I don't know if what she said is true or not... I did smell a little bit of my own pheromones yesterday, but so far, of what she said, only the pheromones have been confirmed. I actually doubt whether all this was made up by Bai Su... Is there a method like a bewitching spell to make me attracted to her and have the illusion of smelling pheromones, so as to lead me to believe her words step by step."

Feng Yu thought about it and shook his head, "It shouldn't be... The methods your majesty mentioned have only appeared in folk legends so far. One is black magic, and the other is poison. But I can guarantee that these are all fake."

The conversation was fruitless... The atmosphere fell into a stalemate again.

For a moment, the three of them were lost in thought, and there was no sound in the room.

The boy bit his lower lip in distress, rubbing his fingers back and forth on the corner of his clothes.

Duan Changchuan still felt that there were many doubts. No matter how naturally attractive AO was, it was impossible for him to be attracted to the point of losing his mind like he had been before.

But what he experienced this afternoon was so humiliating that he found it difficult to talk to Feng Xian and the others.

"Your Majesty said that Omega is very easy to get pregnant?"

Feng Yan's voice suddenly broke the silence.

Duan Changchuan answered subconsciously: "Ah... yes. Bai Su said so."

"Feng Yan knows a little bit of medical skills. Although he is not as good as Doctor Fang and Yu Sheng, he can still treat common minor illnesses... I wonder if Your Majesty would allow me to take your pulse?"

Duan Changchuan held out his hand to her doubtfully: "Okay, but why are you taking my pulse, aunt?"

But Feng Xian placed his finger on his pulse and then fell completely silent.

Not only was he silent, his expression was also becoming increasingly solemn.

After finishing with one hand, I switched to the other hand...

Finally, he sighed and said, "No wonder."

Then he turned around and told the young man sitting opposite him: "Yun'er, go call Yusheng... No, let's call Miss Bai directly. I'm afraid Miss Bai knows more about His Majesty's current situation. Also, prepare pen and ink for me. I will write a letter to Doctor Fang and ask him to come back immediately."

Yun Xie immediately went out to make arrangements.

So Duan Changchuan watched in a daze as Yun Xie went out to give various instructions and watched his disciples bring in writing brushes and ink...

I saw Feng Yu draw a vivid dragon on the yellowed rice paper, and then wrote two words next to it: Come back soon.

The confusion in the boy's eyes reached its peak.

He pointed at the dragon's obviously thicker belly and asked, "Aunt, is this dragon referring to me? Did you draw a picture of a dragon after eating? Is my digestion not working well again? Or is there something terrible growing in my stomach?"

Feng Yan folded the letter and handed it to Yun Xie. He turned around and gave him a faint smile: "Your Majesty has a very unusual little thing in your belly. However, it is a happy event."

The young man lowered his head in confusion and touched his flat belly: "How can it be a happy event if there is something extraordinary growing in my belly? Aunt, you must have lied to me."

"How could it be possible? When has Feng Xian ever lied to Your Majesty?"

"That's true..."

As they were talking, Changle hurriedly brought someone back from outside.

The woman was still wearing her bright red phoenix dress today. Even before she arrived, the scent of peony had already wafted over.

"Your Majesty, I was about to return to the Mingsheng Palace following Lord Yun's instructions. As soon as I left the house, I saw the Empress coming to look for me. What a coincidence." Changle said, bowing and making a greeting gesture to the woman: "Your Majesty, please come in quickly. Your Majesty is asking me to look for you."

The next moment, the woman came over in three or two steps, half-knelt on one knee, and squatted in front of him.

I asked him anxiously: "Duan Xiaochuan, how are you? Are you okay?"

Duan Changchuan breathed in the suddenly strong pheromones in the air and subconsciously reached out to hold her hand.

When his arm was halfway extended, he suddenly reacted and quickly restrained himself and stepped back.

"Why, why are you so worried all of a sudden... I'm fine."

But both hands were tightly clenched in the palms.

The clenching force was stronger than ever before.

"It's all right, it's all right..."

As the woman spoke, the concentration of pheromones in the air suddenly more than doubled.

The young man was startled...

Suddenly, all the energy and blood in my body rushed to my face.

Did she see it

She must have seen...

I saw him cover her with a quilt and put her underwear and all other personal items inside the quilt.

The young man sitting on the couch moved restlessly, his eyelashes trembling and drooping, covering his usually dark eyes.

The white and soft hands struggled to pull back.

"You, uh... you should be more restrained. Auntie and Yun Xie are all here. How can a woman be so unrestrained?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a low cough was heard beside him.

Feng Yu asked, "Miss Bai, I just happened to have something to ask you. Did you know about the emperor's plan early on? Yu Sheng also knew, right?"

Bai Su was stunned.

She looked at Feng Yan, then at the Omega who hung his head and said nothing...

Grab the person's hand and tighten it.

"Yes, I know. You... know it too?"

Feng Yan nodded: "Well, you are Alpha, so the dragon child in your majesty's belly is actually yours, right?"

This time Bai Su did not hide it anymore, and gently stroked the boy's palm: "It's mine. I didn't expect that he would get pregnant after just one permanent union."

As soon as the words came out, the expressions of the two women did not change, but the expressions of the two men present were very interesting.

Needless to say, the shock Yun Xie suffered today has crushed his outlook on life of more than 20 years into ash.

And Duan Changchuan...his expression was as if he was struck by lightning.

Ah... Pregnant? Male, pregnant

I, a man, am pregnant

And... a permanent bond

When, in a dream

The author has something to say:

Yun Xie: What? A woman can seduce a man? I don't believe it... unless you show it to me.

Duan Changchuan: ... What should I do? I'm pregnant...

Yun Xie: ??? There’s no need to show it to me so thoroughly!