The Emperor’s Daily Nitpicking

Chapter 185

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Strong, lie down. "

He turned to Ian and said, "Excuse me, find a pipe, about this thick, and a funnel, thank you."

Even the old man who was blinded by the dog man was stunned by his endless request, put aside the scene he just saw for a while, and asked in a daze: "What do you want the pipe and the funnel for? "

Kevin pointed at the emperor who was paralyzed on the bed, and said: "Give this dog emperor a mouth, add a funnel to the pipe, pour whatever you want to eat, save trouble and effort." He turned his head and rushed towards Austria Svid said: "You'll be eating chowder. I'll condescend to help you hold the funnel so that it doesn't hit your face. After all, you can only see one face from top to bottom."

Ian has never been afraid of Oswald for more than 20 years. Hearing Kevin's words at this time, he directly turned to Qian Guangming, and turned his head to find the pipe and funnel without saying a word.

Dog Emperor: "..."

The figure of old man Ian quickly disappeared at the door. Oswald sat up on the bed without hesitation. Kevin did not stand by at the moment. He pulled out a little conscience and gave it to His Majesty the Emperor. A pillow was tucked behind him.

Oswald sat leaning on the head of the bed, twisted his wrist, glanced at Kevin, and said casually: "To be honest, I really don't have much strength in my hands, so I can barely support the bed. It is still difficult to restrain a big man, so... my dear Highness Guangming, how did I use this strength to force you to let me kiss you for so long?"

Kevin sat in the chair with his elbows resting on the armrests, his long legs crossed, looking elegant and lazy. He raised his chin at Oswald and said, "It's almost enough, don't get cheap and be good-looking. Now it's promising, one mouthful of light, it wasn't you who fell into the sea before, right?"

The incident of falling into the sea can probably be listed in the top three of the list of embarrassing things in Oswald's life in terms of the degree of ridiculousness. In the past, when such things were mentioned, His Majesty the Emperor would definitely be annoyed, and then he would counterattack harshly with a straight face and raised chin, but it is different now, His Majesty the Emperor is in a good mood! Provocation at will!

It's a pleasure to find that the person you like is responding to you through some details, provocation is nothing.

"How's it going outside now?" Oswald kneaded for a while, and his hands gradually turned a little bloody. When he asked this, he didn't show any worry, because he knew that if it was still stormy outside, it would be impossible for Kevin to sit by the bed so calmly and play tricks with him.

"At present, it seems that the recovery is quite fast. The market is very lively. According to Mio, the streets and alleys are full of interest in chatting about the palace gossip. They should be doing well, but the number of soldiers in bandages and crutches in the legion is a bit too much. Take a long vacation and let them be lazy." Kevin described it casually, and glanced at Oswald, and said in a leisurely way: "You, the emperor, have done a good job. The land area has been doubled directly. It's a great deal."

Oswald gave him an annoyed look, pointed to himself and said, "Is it just me being paralyzed in bed?"

Kevin laughed.

"I heard you say that I fell asleep for a long time?" Oswald asked.

Kevin: "A month and a half is less than two months."

Oswald frowned: "So long?"

Kevin tapped his fingers on his knees and said, "It's not too long, one and a half months, under the current weather, people are just beginning to rot."

Oswald: "...can you say something human?"

Kevin shrugged his shoulders very bachelorly: "There are no words, but there is one life."

Oswald subconsciously wanted to say to him, "Are you planning to rebel?" However, he suddenly remembered that he was a light, and it was a bit too shameless to say such things in front of him.

At this point, he finally understands why Kevin has the appearance of "I am not afraid of the sky falling, what is the emperor, can I eat it?" Tangtang has never seen anything before, and will he be restrained by the imperial power? That's ridiculous.

The emperor stared at him silently for a while, looked him up and down, calmly thinking about how to treat him in the future, lest he always speak so poorly.

While pondering this question, His Majesty the Emperor had obviously fed all the admiration and awe of Bright Fae in his childhood and youth to the dogs.

But speaking of light...

Oswald suddenly remembered something and asked: "You... There were quite a few people who knew who you were in Mirror Island back then, and there might be some trouble in the future. With your temper, you must be groggy all day long after being tortured by others. "