The Emperor’s Daily Nitpicking

Chapter 26

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Violent money and goods transactions, the most complicated forces involved. It is hell for some and heaven for others.

No matter how chaotic the place is, there are unwritten rules that have been formed for a long time. At least even sand ghosts will not act rashly here, so to a certain extent, this place is both dangerous and safe.

As usual, Oswald's chariots and horses could only stay on the outskirts of the town, in the abandoned temple of Crow's Nest, which was reserved for passing troops to rest, and were guarded by heavy armored cavalry. The rest of the elite squad was divided into two groups, one group went to buy rations and drinks for everyone, and the other group disguised a little and followed Oswald.

Kevin relaxed his muscles and bones under the car, and saw Oswald look him up and down with his arms folded, his expression revealing the impatience unique to young people.

"Why did I hurt you, Your Majesty?" Kevin said angrily.

"Have you turned around? Turn around and come with me, Mio is still waiting." Oswald turned his head and walked towards the center of the Diaspora.

"What are you doing?" Kevin chased after him in a daze, and followed him to a store made of huge stones.

The lady proprietress in the shop turned on the lights, she was propping her chin, and said lazily to Mio: "Two sets of seven silver coins, no counter-offering, 20% off for those from the Golden Lion Empire, and 10% off for those from Leiyin City."

Mio was holding two sets of clothes, one big and one small, and blinked: "Why?"

The proprietress: "Because they are generally good-looking."

Mio suddenly got excited: "Look at me, yes, with my face, how much discount can I get?"

The proprietress was very shameless: "I don't like natural rolls. If you talk nonsense, I will increase the price for you."

Mio: "..."

The little lion beside his legs followed suit: "Sister, look at me, can I get a discount?"

The proprietress gave him a sideways look: "You clean up your bird's nest first, but for the sake of calling you sister, I will give you a 30% discount."

The corner of Kevin's mouth twitched, and he grabbed Oswald: "I'm really interested, and I even went shopping in a clothes store, did you let me?"

Oswald pulled the sleeve out of his hand arrogantly, patted it, and said: "If you, and the little brat inside, dangle in front of me wearing this clothes that has been covered with layers of mud again, I will They ordered people to hang you on the city wall to dry for half a month."

Kevin: "...it's amazing to be the emperor, isn't it?"

Oswald threw a stiff "yes" and raised his hand to push Kevin into the door. He probably really couldn't stand the clothes, and when he pushed it, his hand would loosen as soon as he touched it, as if his fingers would rot if he left it for a few seconds.

When the proprietress glanced at Kevin, she brightened up: "Come over for a drink, the store will never bargain, and I will give you a 50% discount for your face."

Then I looked at Oswald again, and said with a smile: "You also get 50% off, if I can touch your muscles, I will give you 30% off."

Oswald: "..."

Kevin laughed and said, "At most, you can deal with him just as an adult?"

"Fart, you've just grown up!" Oswald said sullenly.

Mio said: "Your Majesty... he is twenty-one!"

Kevin said perfunctorily, "Oh, it's so big."

"Shut up!" Oswald grabbed the clothes that Mio had taken, and stuffed them heavily into Kevin's arms, "Hurry up and change your rag, or I'll tear it apart."

Kevin rolled his eyes at him unceremoniously, and entered the fitting room with the clothes in his hands.

Mi Ao took out the money with an indescribable expression: "..." He actually rolled his eyes at the emperor, he grew up eating bear gall!

While Kevin was changing clothes, Oswald ordered Mio to buy a vulture.

"Didn't you plan to buy it at all?" Mio almost thought he had misunderstood the meaning.

"Now I'm planning." Oswald said nonchalantly: "He tore the door of the carriage and he is still a ghost! Oh yes, just buy one. If he doesn't pay for the door, he will tie it with a rope and let him Run back to St. Antis."

As soon as Kevin came out of the fitting room, he was smeared by the emperor's malice: "..."

Mi Ao always felt that the two could fight at any time, so he hurriedly dragged the little lion up with the money bag, and ran away without looking back.

Kevin couldn't help muttering: "When did that kid get better with Mi Ao?"

"People don't have the stink of beating people when they can't make sense in three sentences." Oswald mocked calmly, then glanced at Kevin, and said, "What is the origin of that kid?"

Kevin pretended to be stupid: "Huh?"

The two walked all the way towards the abandoned temple of Crow's Nest. Oswald squinted and scanned the houses and shops on the side, and said, "You don't need to repeat the nonsense you made up to fool Mio, I heard that brat mutter However, if you want to find someone, it’s still a family member, and what you made up doesn’t match up at all.”