The Emperor’s Favorite Empress

Chapter 88: Tiantian, you fool (1)

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After making sure it was not hot, he started to drink it.

The white and tender belly soon swelled up as the tea took in its volume.

It was originally chubby like a ball, and now it looks even more like one.

After drinking a large cup of tea, the beast burped.

When I turned around, I saw the delicious osmanthus cake.

The beast stretched out its claws and poked its belly, which was already bulging as much as it could, and burst into tears.

Oh, it’s so miserable to be a little animal. I can’t even eat delicious food.

It seems that it needs to quickly figure out what is going on with its body.

Why does it keep changing

After thinking about it, the beast pointed at the toilet with its claws.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak" Mother, Yinjia is going to the toilet and will be back soon...

After saying this, without waiting for the Queen Mother's reply, he jumped straight up and disappeared from everyone's sight.

Following the memory of the last time it came to the Imperial Garden, the beast passed through the carved railings and painted walls and found the pavilion where it had seen Xiao Hei last time.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak" Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, come out to me quickly, I have something to talk to you about.

A certain beast looked around and walked slowly in the pavilion.

There was really no one to ask about the transformation.

You can't just go and ask Tiantian why it turned into a human

Well, that would be walking into a trap, and if things go wrong, it might even remind Tiantian of what happened that night.

So, after careful consideration, it decided to ask Xiao Hei.

After all, they are the same kind - animals.

Maybe in ancient times there really were animals that cultivated themselves into humans.

A few bamboos, a few banana trees and an elegant pavilion are surrounded by the turquoise water of the lake, which looks very pleasing to the eye.

After searching for a long time, I still couldn't find Xiao Hei.

Oh my god, where did this little black guy go to fool around

The beast was too tired to complain and was about to turn around when it suddenly heard a loud noise.

"Damn black cat, stop right there. If I don't skin you alive today, I'll take your last name!"

"Stop, you damned little beast, how dare you steal my chicken legs? Everyone, come and help me catch this black cat!"

"It ran over there, hurry up and stop it..."

"Eunuch Li, I hit it with a stone... Hey, why is it gone..."

The three eunuchs searched carefully in the haystack, but there was only a pool of blood, but no trace of the black cat.

"Eunuch Li, the black cat has lost so much blood, it must be dead. Let's go back." A young eunuch said flatteringly.

After hearing this, the man called Eunuch Li withdrew his searching gaze, then smiled and a shrill voice rang out.

"Well, that's fine. Little Third Son, I will remember you. If anyone dares to bully you in the future, just come find me. It's getting late, and I have to prepare a royal meal for the king, so I'll leave first."

Xiao Sanzi was delighted when he heard this, and immediately knelt on the ground and said, "Xiao Sanzi thanks Eunuch Li, and have a safe journey."

Just after they left, a white light flashed.

With a "bang", a beast pulled the black cat down from the tree.

Damn, the animal was killed.

This damn black guy was too fat. Pulling him up there almost cost him his life.

A certain beast lay on the ground exhausted, not wanting to move at all.

Damn, my claws are sore and feel like they are about to break...

After lying on the ground for a long time, the beast finally recovered.

He stood up, turned around, looked at the unconscious Xiao Hei, and let out a long sigh.

Forget it, since we’ve known each other before, I’ll help you.

He casually took off the "schoolbag" on his back, fumbled for a long time, took out the golden wound medicine that he carried with him every day, and carefully poured it on Xiao Hei's wound.

Looking at the exposed wounds on Xiao Hei, a certain beast couldn't help but shake his head and sigh: This guy is so useless. He was beaten into this state just for stealing a chicken leg. He really brings shame to me.

After applying the medicine for a long time, Xiao Hei still didn't wake up. The beast shrugged its beard and came up with a plan.

Then, she walked to Xiao Hei's ear and whispered in a low voice: Xiao Hei, I'm going to pull out all your hair.

Sure enough, Xiao Hei, who originally looked dead, suddenly jumped more than three feet high.

Completely ignoring the pain in his body, he quickly stretched out his claws and touched its hair with a nervous look on his face.

Fortunately, its hairstyle is still there.

The next moment, the lady's laughter echoed throughout the pavilion.

Ahahahaha…

Looking at Xiao Hei who jumped up, a certain beast slammed the table and laughed wildly in a very vivid manner.

That laughter startled the flock of birds resting on the trees and made them fly away...

Looking at the guy in front of him who was laughing so shamelessly, Xiao Hei's face was full of black lines.

What are you doing here again

Xiao Hei's tone didn't sound very friendly. It would not forget the "stupid" hairstyle incident last time.

Damn little beast, it actually dared to come here, does it really think it’s easy to bully

I lowered my head and saw the scars all over its body, and the chicken leg that I had just stolen with great difficulty but had been stepped on and crushed.

Xiao Hei complained.

It seems that it is really useless and easy to bully...

Forehead!

Sensing that the atmosphere was not right, the beast stopped smiling, slowly walked to Xiao Hei and poked it.

Hey, Xiao Hei, what's wrong with you? I was just joking with you, are you really angry

A certain beast hates this kind of sad atmosphere the most.

Xiao Hei didn't look at the beast, but just lowered his head and spoke as if he was talking to himself.

Actually, I was really useless. In such a big palace, I would sometimes go hungry for days because I couldn't find anything to eat. Every time I went to find something to eat, I would be beaten by those people. I didn't know when I would starve to death or be beaten to death.

And I'm really stupid. Last time, I finally stole a chicken leg, but it was tricked by a little bird. It said it hadn't eaten for more than ten days, so I gave it to it, but later I saw a lot of stored food in its nest.

Haha, in fact, how can a bird survive without food for more than ten days? Do you also think I am stupid

Faced with such a Xiao Hei, a certain beast language froze.

This guy is so big, but he is so miserable.

To be honest, it has never seen a beast that is in a worse situation than it...

In fact, except for a certain beast, it seems that other beasts have only seen Xiao Hei.

He shook his head and sighed deeply, then turned around, took out the medicine from his "schoolbag" and handed it to it.

Okay, I’ll be a good person today.

Didn’t our teacher tell us in primary school that we should be helpful to others? (To be continued)