"You, what are you doing? Don't scare me. I'm very timid. I usually scream when I see cockroaches."
The fisher girl was stunned by Yang Si's actions, but he also knew how difficult Yang Si was and did not dare to offend the uncle.
Seeing the fisher girl's reaction, the salted fish immediately wanted to climb into the screen to receive Yang Si's gift for him.
They have been following the live broadcast room for so many years, when have they seen Yang Si like this
Hate Shengzao: Don't be so ignorant, give me some reaction, Xiao Rongrong is thanking you.
Zijin Youyue: This is a once-in-a-millennium opportunity, show your force as a "mountain ghost", don't be a coward!
Yan Huanghua is wrong: Xiao Rongrong treats you as a master of the world, so take the opportunity to pretend to be a coward, big brother, there is no such shop after passing this village.
A group of salted fish is anxious in front of the screen, and more people are envious and jealous.
Devotion: Willing to exchange more than 100 catties of authentic pork belly from six roommates in exchange for a "dream back to a thousand years"!
Don't want to be happy: I'm here to make a wish, and I'm willing to use the keyboard that Tang Qi copied and pasted for a "dream back to a thousand years"!
The salted fish were happy, and the fisherwoman clenched her fists nervously, not knowing how to react.
"I have offended you just now, please forgive me." Yang Sidao, "This kindness is tantamount to the grace of Duke Huangshi imparting a plain book."
little girl
Although she knew that the little lady was a proxy for unmarried women in this era, the fisher girl still blushed.
"No, you don't need to apologize, I'll be very happy if you don't kill me." The fisherwoman paused for a while, thinking of some cowardly operation, her eyes showed a bit of dodge, "Well, then if you really want to thank me, can you do it? Can't you help me fulfill two little wishes?"
The fisher girl gestured with her thumb and index finger for a short gap, indicating that his wish was really not big.
Yang Si was not surprised, he said, "As long as you do what you can and don't violate loyalty, filial piety, benevolence, and righteousness, you will naturally try your best to achieve it for the little lady."
The fisherwoman said, "Can you let him call me a little lady?"
He pointed to Li Yun, although the inner core was a man, it didn't prevent him from liking Hanmei little angel.
You must know that he is a senior fan of Li Yun's father's fan group. When the other party got married, he was generous with money.
Yang Si: "…"
What kind of wish is this
Li Yun is also very confused, is there a special name for the little lady
Anyway, just shouting, Li Yun naturally would not refuse. When he said the three words "little lady" in elegant words with a slight accent, the fisher girl felt that her heart was taken care of by Cupid and the old man at the same time. He wants to climb the wall and jump from the father's fan club to the girlfriend's club.
There were video recordings in the live broadcast room. When he went back, he wanted to cut the "little lady" that Yang Si and Li Yun said to be the ringtone.
"Cough cough second wish..."
The fisherwoman rubbed her hands awkwardly, her cheeks flushed, making Yang Si a little suspicious.
"Second wish... Can I ask for your autographs?"
Yang Si raised his eyebrows, puzzled, "Autograph?"
"That... It's rare to come here, and I always want to get some idols as souvenirs." The fisher girl said pitifully, "The mountains are very boring, and the world can't stay for long... Do you know how rare it is for me to be possessed? ? Autograph it as a souvenir."
Yang Si hesitated, wondering what the other party was going to do with his "autograph".
If it is really a ghost in the mountains, according to Yang Si's reading of those ghost novels, I always feel that it is a little insecure.
On second thought, it is not difficult to obtain the characters written by the few of them personally. Yang Si still has the habit of practicing calligraphy on weekdays, and the manuscripts written in waste are unknown. If this "mountain ghost" is really malicious, there are so many channels, so there is no need to use such precious information as bait.
But in the blink of an eye, countless thoughts flew through his mind.
After measuring, Yang Si smiled and agreed.
It was said to be "autographed", but Yang Si didn't write a name, and instead wrote a congratulatory message.
He asked casually, "What's your name?"
The fisher girl subconsciously said her real name, but the system did not allow it, and after the sound was silenced, it became the id of the live broadcast room.
"I called eating with your feet buckled."
Yang Si's hand paused and almost broke the whole piece of paper: "..."
The fisher girl also received an explanation from the system, and suddenly had the urge to cry without tears.
Mom, you can't take any id, but you have to eat with your feet buckled. This is good, it's not ashamed!
Li Yun's eyes also changed, and he said in surprise, "Why is it called such a strange name as eating with your feet buckled?"
It's just weird, the key is it's very wretched.
Imagine yourself sitting in front of a food table, eating with chopsticks in your right hand, and picking your feet with your left hand, and your face suddenly turns blue.
The fisher girl wanted to cry without tears to lie for herself, "Mountain ghosts are different from people, where do we have names that say it's better to be in love than to make a base, 巭孬嫑嫑揑ri. After all, it is a mountain ghost... You know, various customs and People are different, you have to understand."
Yang Siwang looked at the mountain ghost with honeyed eyes.
Still, the fisher girl managed to get the autographs of the three of them.
Among the three, Yang Si's words were the best, and the fisherwoman couldn't say what was good. She just felt that the words "words are like people" were not valid for Yang Si. Li Yun's words are different from his temperament, each stroke is unrestrained and unrestrained, while Qi Kuang is mediocre.
"I'm going to frame them and pass them on to future generations!"
The only regret is probably not being able to get other people's signatures.
If the time he travels through is the New Year's banquet, most of the people under the anchor's account will gather together, and he will be able to complete the whole picture book achievement at one time.
As soon as the fisherwoman finished speaking, the boat ahead suddenly raised its guard.
Yang Si looked cold and said, "I'm hooked."
The fisherwoman understood what was taking the bait, and her face turned pale with fright.
Li Yun asked him to hide in the cabin, but the water bandits were unreasonable, so it would be bad to accidentally hurt him.
"Isn't there any danger?" The fisher girl asked Li Yun nervously.
Li Yun said, "It's just some water bandits."
Because of Yang Si's arrangement, the water bandits knew that this was a big order, and almost pulled out all the young people from the water village. A water village of this scale is also considered to be in the upper-middle scale among the water bandits, but 100,000 stones of grain and grass are worthy of such mobilization.
Yang Sidao, "Send someone to negotiate with them to test the depth."
The camouflage of the fleet to the outside world was a caravan, and the people standing on the deck were rough men in commoner clothes or aged men.
Although there are some knives on the outer ships, they are not a threat to the water bandits.
The water bandit said, "We don't want your life, we only want your wealth. Those who know each other, keep the wealth and leave."
"Heroes and heroes, the young ones are only small businessmen who travel from south to north to support their families. It is not easy to do business in this world. If you steal all of them, you will undoubtedly cost the lives of the young and the young. Please also invite heroes. Heroes raise their hands high and do well."