Yin Yin Xiang send a fart!
General Nie Jun almost vomited blood, his whole face felt like he was constipated for many years.
He was unwilling to order the withdrawal of troops, thinking in his mind how to explain. Because the fighting time between the two armies was very short, and the actual casualties on both sides were not large, this battle could not be regarded as a failure. One thing that has to be ignored is that Jiang Pengji's successive slapstick actions are equivalent to loud slaps, slapped hard on Nie Jun's face. They can quibble that Jiang Pengji is too shameless, but this does not change the fact that they are humiliated.
Nie Jun was clearly chasing Jiang Pengji's army into Zhanjiang Pass, but when he returned, he looked like a group of defeated roosters.
The front-line military report reached Nie Liang's ears immediately. General Nie Jun had not yet arrived, and he already knew the whole story.
Nie Liang's expression turned blue and white after hearing this, but his expression did not change. Only the two people who were close to him could see his fingers trembling slightly with anger. Wei Xian and Fan Chen looked at each other, and both saw deep worry and scolding against Jiang Pengji in the other's eyes.
Although the other civil and military people in the tent did not see it, they also knew that the atmosphere in the tent was not right, and there was silence for a while.
Nie Liang took a deep breath and suppressed the anger that was surging in his heart.
He wouldn't be furious because of Jiang Pengjipi, but it was true that he felt uncomfortable.
If it weren't for his excellent endurance, I'm afraid that he would be out of breath.
After a while, Nie Liang asked.
"What's the weather like tomorrow?"
A person listed under the tent bowed his hands and said, "Looking at the recent weather and wind direction, tomorrow should be a sunny day with a southeasterly wind."
The north is dry and rainy, and it is a hot summer day. Knowing some geomantic geography, it is not difficult to speculate about the recent weather changes.
"The weather is dry now, dead wood is flammable... The southeast wind is just right." Nie Liang lowered his eyes and said, "Order people to prepare dead wood, firewood and black oil, and send troops to attack Zhanjiang Pass at the right moment of tomorrow. Liu Xi is playing tricks on me today, and tomorrow he will do it. Retaliate with fire."
Fan Chen said in surprise, "The trees in the mountains and forests near Zhanjiang Pass have been chopped down by Liu Xi's people, leaving only wooden piers. It is estimated that burning them by fire will not work."
Nie Liang said, "Smoke and fire, give back one or two."
Everyone understands that this is not a serious attack on the pass, it is just a test to test the depth, and by the way, get back to today's place.
but-
They never imagined that when Jiang Pengji skins up, where is the skin enough
"Report - there are hundreds of prisoners of our army outside the camp..."
Nie Liang raised his eyebrows after hearing this, always feeling that things were not easy.
Since it was a prisoner, it should not have been a deserter in the middle of the battle, and most of it was captured by the enemy before the battle.
The enemy took prisoners and released them back. What does this mean
"Captive? What the hell is Liu Xi trying to do?"
Fan Chen was subconsciously a little confused. From Jiang Pengji to Sun Wen, none of the people under her account was normal.
The soldier hesitantly said, "Those captives are all dressed in blouses, the little ones are indescribable..."
ha
The crowd did not understand.
When they went out to take a look, they were immediately embarrassed and angry, and their good self-discipline for decades was broken.
The captured prisoners were all the elites of the Nie clan who were swept away in front of the battle. One by one, they were tied into a line with a rope like prey, and their feet were also imprisoned. According to the scout's report, they were driven over by the cavalry under Jiang Pengji's tent with a sheep's whip—
The soldiers also found a brocade box hanging around one person's neck, and the characters on it were flamboyant and imposing.
"Giving light and kindness?"
For the lord Nie Liang
One person took off the brocade box and secretly weighed the weight.
"Rongmo will check it, so as not to hide the filth in it and hurt the lord.",
A general was daring and stepped forward to open the brocade box, almost blinded by the jewels inside.
A closer look reveals a set of gorgeous jeweled heads, under which is a set of intricate and gorgeous blouses, complete with sachet accessories.
Everyone was silent and speechless, but the anger in their hearts was skyrocketing.
A set of blouses and jewelry for Gong Shan Gong
Immediately, a Qingliu celebrity fainted from morale, and it took a while for everyone to wake up.
"Too deceiving! Deceiving too much!"
The famous morale was so angry that his fingers were shaking, and he had an angry and aggrieved expression.
"Scorpion woman, her mind is so vile and vicious, vulgar and vulgar, and every move, how can there be half a gentleman's style?"
First, he sent someone to attack Nie Liang's only son, and the next day he brought someone to the door, but he didn't beat him well, and he was humiliated and walked away. At this time, the captives are dressed up in women's clothes again, and they are painted with fat and powder, with red buttocks with hot eyes and blush, and they are given Nie Liang's blouses for heads and faces...
Piece by piece, it can be so popular that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.
At this time, someone in the tent said angrily, "Why don't you give her a set of four books for women, let her know what a woman's duty is!"
Come on, hurt each other!
Although Wei Xian didn't look at the man, he felt a bit of contempt in his heart.
He categorically refused, "No, it's inferior."
What the hell is the Fourth Book of Women
The poisonous tumor that has been poisoned by Zhongzhao for several years, the demon queen of the subjugated country has brought out the evil thing that has scourged Zhongzhao.
In the first few years, everyone was shouting and beating, but there are still some people who secretly regard it as a standard, and I don't know what to do.
Jiang Pengji Pi's few strokes are indeed disgusting, but they are also normal means of confrontation. If one's own side sends the Four Books of Women to criticize the other party's gender for the sake of disgusting people, it is tantamount to offending women all over the world. Good trick black.
When the man saw Wei Xian speak, he felt a little indignant, but he didn't dare to refute it.
In addition, some people don't hear it well, what is "falling off"
"Could it be that the thief Liu Xi is superior to humiliating the lord with a blouse?"
Wei Wei said, "You can send men's shirts over there."
Everyone: "… "
They all know that Jiang Pengji first appeared as a man, and then changed to a woman after the Huangshui Association became famous. For her, menswear and womenswear are no different. If you give people men's shirts, maybe she will say thank you, and there will be an extra set of clothes for the summer.
Can she say thank you shamelessly, and Nie Liang can respond to thank the other party for giving him a change of blouse
Isn't this nonsense!
He had probably been very stimulated before, but Nie Liang was quite calm in the face of this blouse and the lady's face.
He said plainly, "The goddess has a heart, but King Xiang has no intention."
Wei Xian was silent for a moment, and instantly understood how Nie Liang would deal with it.
"A set of head and face, a pair of sachets, several pieces of robes, a piece of incense handkerchief, a pair of incense shoes..." Nie Liang calmly counted, and sneered to reverse the situation, "Although it was Liu Xi's intention, but the two armies faced each other, this time The earnest manners are still avoided, and it is more taboo... I have an old wife and one child. In terms of age and seniority, it is not appropriate, but it is more suitable for Qing Er. Take it, and burn the sacrificial flag tomorrow. "