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Chapter 15: Host, you want to go to heaven (3)

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It's tiring to be a system, it's so irritating to have such an unscrupulous and brutal host.

Actually, it is very suspicious now that Jiang Pengji has entered the harem, will she really not make the emperor's harem her own

When I think of Jiang Pengji wearing the queen's court clothes, embracing Madam on the left, hugging the nine concubines on the right, Jieyu beating her legs, the beauty peeling grapes for her, the emperor huddled in the corner like a quail without eggs, biting his handkerchief... Its whole system is bad...

System: "No, you can't keep your daughter's identity hidden, otherwise how will you enter the palace, how will you fight in the palace?"

Jiang Pengji's eyes darkened, and she asked tentatively, "Is the palace fight very important?"

System: "I am the Gongdou live broadcast system. Do you understand what the point is? Otherwise, the popularity will be... In short, the consequences will be serious!"

Having said that, the sound of the system fell silent.

Jiang Pengji rolled her eyes and said, "Does it have to be a palace fight?"

The system is firm and firm, "Must be!"

It suddenly felt that it was not a good thing to have a host that was too assertive, and was irritable.

"But this has nothing to do with whether I can recover my daughter's body or not..."

system:"… "

What does its host mean? Not only does he want to flirt with girls to engage in lily, but he also wants to be a man to break the emperor and make a base

Host, you are going to sit on the sky monkey to go to the sky!

Facing the system with a big brain hole, Jiang Pengji frowned slightly, and there was an indescribable irritability and disgust in her heart.

The ancient era was separated by tens of thousands of years from the era she used to live in. Although her cultural courses were not very good, she also knew that the women in ancient times were pathetic and pitiful. This broken system made her one of them, right

If this is the price for her to live again, she would rather cut her neck with a dagger now, who it likes to fight.

Gong fight

Women of this era, no matter how high their status is, no matter how they climb up, for example, the so-called ultimate goal of the system - the queen of the world, to put it bluntly, no matter how beautiful the queen is, it is not the only man in the inner courtyard of the deep palace who bows her knees and worships behind her.

Jiang Pengji's eyes darkened, and she said to it, "The system..."

The named system was inexplicably chilling.

"I don't know what Xiao Jiujiu is in your stomach, but I, Jiang Pengji, have understood a truth since I was a child, there is no free lunch in the world. I don't know what you want from me, and I can't do anything about you now, but I can Decide where your life belongs."

The system was silent, and she continued, "You need to live stream to gain popularity, I can help you, but that's all. We can be partners, but I hope you don't be smart, let alone step on my bottom line."

The system swears that Jiang Pengji is definitely the most difficult and willful and stubborn host it has ever encountered in its system career.

In the future, I will never find such a shrewd, stubborn, violent, and transgressive host again!

Or a native aboriginal girl soft and cute.

"In addition to hating adultery and looting, I hate others who threaten to force me to do things that I hate most."

Therefore, if the system bothers her with Gongdou or something, she will really find a way to teach him a lesson he will never forget.

Now, it's the turn of the system to be as quiet as a chicken.

After a while, its electronically synthesized voice was a bit more aggrieved, "It's not intentional, people... Assisting the host to win the Gongdou is a responsibility that people were given when they were born... If the host doesn't like it, it's a big deal, just broadcast it. now…”

She was unmoved, but snorted, "Don't be malicious, your voice can make people's ears abort."

system:"… "

day!

Don't stop me, believe it or not, the old lady has spent her life cursing you to be a single dog all your life!

Jiang Pengji crossed her arms around her chest, half lying on the main seat, seemingly taking a nap, but actually repairing the system in her heart.

When a group of noble ladies saw that she had no intention of moving, their faces were bitter, and they did not dare to look at the corpse on the ground wherever they looked.

Nowadays, things like tables and chairs are also popular in Dongqing, but they are only popular at the bottom. The stubborn gentry still like to abide by the ancient system and are more suitable for sitting on the ground.

They can't just lie down on the ground, can they

Tables and chairs were occupied by some corpses again, and for a while everyone didn't know where to rest.

The oil lamp was burning indoors, so weak that it seemed to go out at any moment.

Although it is the season when the grass is growing and the warblers are flying and the willows and flowers are blooming, the weather at night is still very cold.

They didn't bring any clothes to keep out the cold. They were frightened for a day. They were sleepy, tired, cold and hungry, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.

However, no rest is not enough.

A few more courageous, endured the numbness of the scalp and the tears in the eyes, and worked together to move the corpses of the gangsters occupying the tables and chairs to the ground.

After a little bit of a night, it is estimated that tomorrow the clan should send someone to look for it.

"You wear them, I'll move these corpses out, and then find something to eat."

Those people thought they were moving the corpse lightly, but Jiang Pengji heard the rustling sound that was too loud.

She has a lot of energy, and she has a special way of adjusting the breath, which can greatly reduce the time required, so she is in good spirits now.

He threw the animal skin cushion on the main seat to Wei Jingxian and the others, and said, "The animal skin is not very well tanned, not soft enough, and smells a bit strong, but it can barely keep warm at this time, so I will use it first. I will bring some firewood over. Burn a fire to keep warm…”

When a consensus was reached and there was no conflict, Jiang Pengji's face control problem was committed again.

Seeing a group of little girls with an average age of less than fifteen years old so hard, she was both angry and funny.

What are you mad at with them

"Hmph... Who wants you to be kind..." The lady surnamed Wan who refuted Jiang Pengji before whispered in a low voice.

Jiang Pengji shrugged, without being authentic, "I've frozen the precious little girl, I'm afraid your elders will settle accounts with me."

"Rogue!"

Now I want to be a good person, and when I was a sweet date and a big stick threat just now, why didn't I see gentleness

"No, this is called fickle, it is a woman's talent, at least it proves that my gender is the same as yours."

In order to bury others, she can cruelly blacken herself.

"Now there are a lot of wild beasts in the mountains, most of them are hungry wolves and wild boars. Stay in the house and don't run around. I'll go get some food and come back."

In front of everyone, Jiang Pengji dragged the two corpses with one hand, and threw the remains of the severed limbs into the clothes of the corpses, ready to throw them out the door.

Therefore, ladies and gentlemen are confident that even if they are old and gray-haired, they will still remember this night.

There was a lot of chopped firewood piled under the eaves outside the robber's house. Jiang Pengji simply used a dagger to dig a hole in the hall where the ladies were, and then helped them start a fire, and told them how to add matches. Be careful not to let the fire go out. , and don't burn the house.

"But, are you wearing such thin clothes?"

Wei Jingxian saw that she only had a lingerie and a spring shirt and robe, which were too few.

Jiang Pengji smiled and said, "Could it be that Jing'er has to be generous in undressing and help me with two pieces?"

Wei Jingxian's face changed, and she spat, "You are so unreasonable, it's better to let the blind bear take it, so as not to harm others."

Being rejected, she is unhappy, so others can't be happy either.

Jiang Pengji shrank her foot as she stepped out of the door, turned her head and smiled.