"Hey, how can this be called a lie? It's called the truth!"
Jiang Pengji laughed and said, "I've never heard of this kind of reasoning."
As she said that, she glanced at the familiar classmate who was talking. The other party was wearing a brocade dress, and at a glance, she knew that he was the stupid son of the landlord's family, a typical person who was stupid and rich. If not, who would be willing to spend a lot of money to draw fire escape maps with bamboo paper
If you have the money to buy paper people, you might as well go to find the real person. Which pretty girl in Huajie Liuxiang can't get it
Paper people are fake, and real people can still see, touch, smell, and smell.
Putting aside the audience's complaints, the person in front of him is probably an otaku who is addicted to two-dimensional figures, and would rather spend a lot of money to collect peripherals related to paper people, rather than spend money on real people. Jiang Pengji's vision is very accurate, and the person in front of him is still doing the same thing.
A classmate who was familiar with himself said, "Have you heard of it now? You are still young, and you will know when you are older."
Jiang Pengji was speechless.
Even though her body is only thirteen now, her inner core is in her forties.
Isn't it ridiculous for a little kid to say this to her
Jiang Pengji looked at the other two from the corner of his eye.
Unlike the idiot next to him who was dressed in brocade, the other two were obviously students from ordinary or even poor backgrounds.
This can be seen from their clothing, dress, the skin on their hands, the thick calluses on their palms, and even the incense they use.
She was surprised.
Since she traveled here, seeing the clear distinction between the toasts and the commoners, it is rare to see that the two classes can still mix well.
The one with the best background is the idiot who is close to her and who is familiar with her. The surname is Jiang, and the last name is the character.
The slightly lesser one is called Ma Xiu, whose word is Jiqing, and the most ordinary one is called Fang Zhi, whose word is not qu.
After in-depth understanding, Jiang Pengji knew why these three people could get along well.
Jiang Mo likes to collect all kinds of beauty pictures and fire avoidance pictures, and spends a lot of money for the pictures he likes.
It is said that in order to correct his addiction to the second dimension, the parents in the family did not hesitate to put five or six flowers and jade in his room, with thin waists and big buttocks, but Jiang Mo refused to take a look. , I am addicted to paper people every day, making it seem like I have been hit by evil.
Ma Xiu's family has dozens of acres of fertile land, so he can eat and drink, and occasionally he can help Fang Zhi, who lives in the same house.
Fang Zhi had the worst background, but he had a brilliant hand in Danqing, which was not much worse than Wei Ci, who was the best Danqing in the academy. Fang Zhi can accurately capture the characteristics of people, and he can draw vividly in just three or two strokes. In order to make extra money, he occasionally takes some "orders", such as fire escape maps. Jiang Mo likes the fire escape map drawn by Fang Zhi. He said that his paintings are too spiritual, the characters are beautiful and aura, the proportions are perfect, and the plot is attached, which is simply amazing. As a result, Jiang Mo often asked Fang Zhi to place orders for paintings. Fang Zhi asked his bedmate to take him to Huajie Liuxiang to see the scenery for the purpose of drawing materials.
Jiang Pengji: "..."
Oh, the friendship of men...
A few days ago, Jiang Mo spent a lot of money to get the best bamboo paper and gave it to Fang Zhi to draw a fire escape map.
Fang Zhi spent a lot of effort on this order. It was completed not long ago. Jiang Mo couldn't sleep when he heard the news, so he hurried to inspect the goods. The academy does not allow such a thing as a fire escape map, not to mention Fang Zhi's drawing is still very hot, the three sneakily hand over "booty" in a remote place, who knows that they just bump into Jiang Pengji and carry a drunk Lu Zheng back, bumped into...
"Look, you've seen it now, you can't talk about it randomly."
Jiang Mo is addicted to the two-dimensional paper people. Although he is from a wealthy and noble family, he is not very courageous. To put it bluntly, he is a little cowardly.
Jiang Pengji said, "So what?"
Fang Zhi's face turned pale, and Jiang Mo said, "If you say it, the three of us will testify against each other and drag you into the water, and we will lose both. Look at the smell of alcohol on you and Lu Shaoyin, you can see that they came back from Huajie Liuxiang. We can't escape, Don't even try to escape!"
Because each held the other's "handle", several people concealed from each other, which actually shortened the distance.
Lu Zheng was completely confused and entered the thief camp, but Jiang Pengji found that the three of Jiang Mo were quite fun.
Most of the teenagers of this age like to brag, and they didn't even send it out for the first time. For example, Jiang Mo said that he had experienced a hundred battles. When they started talking about nasty things, Jiang Pengji blushed and embarrassed one by one. There is no actual combat and no theory, and you still learn to brag
Lao Siji taught them what a high rank is.
"I know there is a way of painting that not only looks good, but also makes the characters move."
Jiang Mo asked curiously, "Is the painting still moving?"
Fang Zhi also showed curiosity.
Jiang Pengji talked about the most basic comic strip, the three of them smiled meaningfully, and Lu Zheng, who was innocently pulled into the water, hugged his chest indifferently.
Ha ha-
Ma Xiu prefers to study, but Jiang Pengji and Jiang Mo prefer to skip class.
Hearing which lady's country is beautiful, the two of them always leaned up to take a look.
"You don't like real people, why are you so active?"
Jiang Mo said, "People have shortcomings, but they also have advantages. If you combine the different advantages of each person, wouldn't it be perfect?"
Jiang Pengji: "..."
To put it bluntly, or for your paper people
With more material, there will always be emergencies, such as Xiaobawang robbing a civilian girl.
Lu Zheng wanted to calm down, but Jiang Pengji couldn't bear the arrogance of Xiaobawang, let alone the beauty of flowers and jade falling into the clutches.
"What are you going to do? That family is nothing, but this is Langya County, not Hejian County. Liuzhou Muyuan is in Chongzhou. How can I protect you?" Lu Zheng and Jiang Pengji have known each other for a long time. Explosive temper, very headache.
Jiang Pengji said, "Men disguise themselves as women, Li Daitao is stiff. Tonight, wait and see the show!"
She changed into women's clothes and entered Xiao Bawang's mansion, where she actually tied the whole family to the beam of the hanging house and beat her.
This one-handed operation made the four of them stunned.
Lu Zheng took out a handful of melon seeds from his sleeve, and the four of them lined up on the low wall to watch Jiang Pengji perform.
Matthew's mouth twitched, "You actually brought this..."
Lu Zheng snorted, "The teacher gave it yesterday, but it's freshly fried by the wife. If you don't like it, don't eat it. I want to save a little."
How could the three dislike each other, each grabbed a handful, and the rhythm of eating melon seeds came one after another.
"Okay, you guys... My hand hurts when I'm pumping, but it's easy for you to watch the show."
Jiang Mo said with a smile, "You can't say that, you used your hands, we used our mouths, and everyone worked hard."
Lu Zhengdao, "I can't tell, you look like a woman in women's clothes, but there are two points of beauty."
Without waiting for Jiang Pengji to refute, Jiang Mo said, "Can Lanting be considered attractive? If I were to pretend to be a woman, I would definitely be better than him. Lanting doesn't look alike at all. Padded chest. Look at his bean curd figure, I really don't know how the little overlord's eyes are long, but he doesn't see anything unusual. The little lady he was eyeing before has everything..."
Jiang Pengji: "..."
Matthew smiled and said, "If Lan Ting is a woman, then most of his husband is a good friend of Long Yang."
Fang Zhi also said, "Not necessarily, maybe it's a woman with a habit of grinding mirrors."
Jiang Pengji sneered.
Years later, Lu Zheng and the others were beaten by reality and their faces were swollen.