[One House]: How easy is it for a woman to give birth to a child, it's as simple as pulling a thick piece of shit, Ou Huang, are you right
[Xiao Zhu'er]: Ou Huang's darling, the child born naturally is smarter, you just have to bear with it, can a big man be more afraid of pain than your wife and your mother? To give birth to a child, shout like killing a pig. If you howl now, you will lose your strength later.
[Let's have a cup of Bing Kuo Le]: Hahaha, Ouhuang is indeed a fountain of happiness. I was so desperate that I wanted to close the live broadcast room just now. I didn't expect... Hahaha, I didn't expect this product to become a pregnant woman who was giving birth, oh my mother , I know it is wrong to gloat in misfortune, but allow me to be happy first and then repent of myself. Does Emperor Ou feel that this piece of shit is particularly thick and can't be pulled thick
Ou Huang's famous online saying of "The No. 1 Playboy in Beijing" is "Having a baby is like pulling a piece of shit. Women who say hurt are hypocritical. Where are there so many bad things in my mother's generation, and she is still arguing about it?" I gave birth... she will get out of here if she doesn't give birth to a son for me].
These words not only angered all female netizens, but even a group of male netizens felt ashamed for such a Shabi among men.
Saying this is to stand and talk without back pain. If you have the ability, go experience it and then beep!
As a result... emmm... Ou Huang won the bid.
He was fortunate enough to stand out from hundreds of millions of living beings and became the new emperor of Europe, and obtained the qualification to experience the birth of pregnant women in ancient times.
When he first crossed over, he felt a little dizzy, and his whole body seemed to be drained of strength, and a burst of unbearable pain spread from below to his whole body. As he became conscious, the pain he felt became deeper, and finally he couldn't bear it any longer, and tried to grab the source of his pain with his hands. As soon as he grabbed it... His palm felt the round and tight stomach...
A chubby, tight tummy
Realizing this, Ou Huang suddenly shuddered, his consciousness completely frightened and sober.
He found that the body was sitting on the bed in a semi-sitting position, with two white, slender and well-proportioned legs wide open to both sides.
Ou Huang looked down and found that his round stomach blocked his vision.
I have never eaten pork and I have seen the pig run. This posture is clearly a production stalk that is often seen in ancient TV dramas!
Ou Huang's first reaction was to beat his stomach with his hands.
What kind of travesty, trampling on horses, who wants to have children...
It's just that this body is not in a good condition. His actions did not have any effect on the child. Instead, it caused a more intense contraction, which made him cry and howl. At this time, the middle-aged woman who looked like a midwife hurriedly said, "Ma'am, don't waste your energy now, your baby is too big, and the birth time is wrong... According to the slave family, you will be able to give birth safely!"
Huang Ou didn't have time to refute anything, so the midwife ordered someone to put something in his mouth to prevent the pain from biting his tongue, and at the same time ordered two powerful servants to stand her up and squat, while explaining, "Slave There are not 1,000 or 800 births for people. Many peasant women will squat like this when giving birth, so as to make the delivery go smoothly. This can increase the strength. You should take it easy for a while and save your strength. There will be some movement later. Work hard to give birth to the child, and follow the slave's instructions to use force..."
So, Huang Ou was forced to go to Liangshan by a room of servants, maids and midwives... No, he was forced to give birth to a child.
But, where is the child so good
Before Ou Huang came over, the mother had spent most of her strength, and she lost consciousness from the pain, and she was about to die.
The arrival of Ou Huang injected new vitality into this body, enough for Ou Huang to support the delivery of the fetus.
This body will probably thank Ou Huang for his efforts, but it's just Ou Huang himself...
His heart was mad and cursed, but his body was held down by the servant girl who mistook it for pain.
For the first time, Huang Ou saw how terrifying the strength of a woman who has been doing rough work all the year round. Two people supported him from left to right. No matter how he struggled, he would remain motionless. This process made his life worse than death.
The midwife saw that Ou Huang was a little negative, and immediately encouraged him with words.
Give birth earlier and suffer less. If you don't give birth, you will definitely end up with one corpse and two lives!
Ou Huang brushed his tears while scolding and shouting madly, and his teeth almost shattered everything that was put into his mouth.
He thought that he could end the pain with force, but he never imagined how long the labor process would be. This feeling of chopping meat with a knife was always with him. Because he is Emperor Ou, the system has a protection mechanism for Emperor Ou, so it is an extravagant hope for him to faint.
[Yuying]: I know that it is very painful for pregnant women to give birth. Such a serious scene should be blessed, but I really can't help it. When I thought that the soul of this body was that scumbag man, I couldn't help laughing while hiding under the covers and watching the live broadcast. I laughed very happily.
[The old friend sighs]: Pfft, this piece of shit is too thick, won't Ou Huang leave a psychological shadow for a lifetime
[It's getting colder]: What does it mean to leave a psychological shadow? It's best not to lift it up for a lifetime, and don't come out to harm innocent girls.
After all, Emperor Ou was a fountain that brought them joy.
However, Ou Huang was an instant hit.
The live broadcast room is the only program that people all over the world pay attention to. Ouhuang is equivalent to making a name for himself on this global platform. When anyone mentions him in the future, when they see him, the first impression is—Oh, it turned out to be the scumbag who gave birth to a child on the live broadcast.
The salted fish were as happy as the Chinese New Year. For a while, the related hot searches once again achieved full-screen dominance, and the server also crashed.
Having gone through countless battles, big and small, the programmers who think they have experienced hundreds of battles are blackened.
Jiang Pengji asked someone to bring her a plate of melon seeds. Whenever Ou Huang squinted her eyes in pain, wobbled and distorted her entire face, she would bite open a melon seed. Therefore, as soon as Wei Ci came in, she heard her lord chomping on melon seeds, and the corners of her lips raised a happy arc.
Wei Ci asked, "Is there a happy event for your lord?"
Jiang Pengji smiled and said, "I just heard that Emperor Xichang is finally going to give birth."
Wei Ci's expression was astonished. She didn't seem to expect that Emperor Xichang hadn't given birth yet.
"This is the wrong time!"
Emperor Ji of Xichang is An Yin's concubine, and the child in her womb is his posthumous son.
The lord of the family wants to use this pair of mother and son to show his benevolence and righteousness, whether it is the emperor of Xichang or the child, neither can have anything to do with it.
Born so late, most likely there is a problem.
Jiang Pengji said, "Who knows, anyway, I have done my best."
According to her inference, 90% of the children in the womb of Emperor Xichang were not An Yu's seed, and it was normal that the time was not right.