"Master, do you want to see it? If you want to see it very much and show enough tenderness, Luoli can let you take a look!"
The young girl in the air grabbed the corner of the white skirt with one hand, brought it up to her knees, then lifted it up an inch, and then slowly raised it an inch...
That immature little face always said all kinds of dirty words with a simple and unworldly smile.
Someone in the company that made this artificial intelligence is definitely a psycho, and I don't know what was input to her before it started.
In the past few days, Ren Baqian has taken time to tell her (as her) something about this world every day, so as to expand her database and increase her understanding of this world.
For a few days, Luoli would seduce Ren Baqian in different ways almost every day.
Ren Baqian glanced at her, feeling nothing in his heart.
I am not a child control.
Even Lin Qiaole's girl was unattractive to him when she was naked, let alone a young girl who existed in illusion.
But it's not annoying.
The reason is because it looks good.
The image of this artificial intelligence is indeed beautiful!
Erhua poked her head quietly in front of the room door to take a look, her father was always in this hall these days, and he didn't know what he was doing.
What came into view was a girl in a long white dress, who was slowly lifting the skirt...
"Father!" Erhua jumped in from the door and shouted, and then said with a sad face: "Father, you have changed, and you actually like this..."
Ren Baqian turned his head and suddenly felt pain in his egg. Looking at Zhu Hua who followed with his head popped out, Ren Baqian felt that this kind of bloody plot is what kind of unfolding!
He slapped Erhua on the head: "What do you know? Where did you learn it?"
"I saw a sister say that to Brother Ren Xia the other day..."
"And then? Did you learn it?"
"Then Brother Ren Xia treated my sister and I to a lot of ice cream..."
"Don't learn a little bit of good things!" Ren Baqian slapped his head again.
Erhua was a little frustrated, obviously that sister succeeded, but she herself failed...
Then he asked curiously, "Father, who is this?"
"Artificial intelligence, you can call her Luoli!" Ren Baqian turned his head to look behind him, and Luoli was looking at Erhua with extremely curious eyes.
"Oh, I'm Qi Yuqing! You can call me Dad!" Erhua said to Luoli seriously.
Ren Baqian wanted to cover his face.
A good daughter seems to have been raised crookedly!
Luoli was stunned for a moment, and didn't understand what this unfolded!
Then he said in a serious voice: "Biologically, the paired chromosomes in the somatic cells of a child, the y chromosome is a genome segment that is strictly passed from father to son. Males with a common surname should have the same or similar y chromosome type. y chromosome The above stable SNP mutation can be transmitted in the paternal offspring forever, and a reliable paternal gene lineage can be constructed. Male children call male fathers.
According to my scan, you are female, and you should be called mother with the same title. According to the language habits of human beings, in this case, you usually have to call yourself aunt! "
"My fist is big, call me daddy, or I'll hit you!" Erhua stretched out her fist and threatened, then said with a serious face, "If I punch it down, I might hit shit!"
Immediately, Ren Baqian couldn't bear it any longer, and dragged Erhua back to the bedroom by the neck, picked up the iron rod and beat her ass, roaring with a livid face: "Who did you learn from? Who did you learn from! You eat everything you learned in etiquette class? Fighting every day... robbing someone's lunch... robbing someone's toy... robbing someone's money... Do you think I don't know what you did in kindergarten?"
After beating up a stick of incense, Erhua lowered her head and smiled playfully, and when she raised her head, she pretended to be in pain, with tears in her eyes.
Ren Baqian was so angry with her that his liver ached!
She is only four and a half years old! I thought it was a small padded jacket, but it turned into hob meat!
I really don't know how it came to be like this!
After the fight, Erhua asked Ren Baqian as if nothing had happened: "Father, can I go and play with that luoli?"
"No!" Ren Baqian had a fierce look on his face.
It's a hob meat, and if you go to learn from that artificial mentally retarded child, this child will be finished in the future!
The empress had to kill her when she came back!
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When Erhua was being beaten, a tall, thin boy in rough clothes was picking up rubbish along the street with a basket.
The clothes are very cheap, and they have been washed white, but there are not many stains except the dust on the body.
The boy's name was Fudge, his hands were dirty, his nails were black, but he rolled his sleeves up to his elbows, trying not to get dirt on his clothes.
Although the clothes are thick, there are no layers of patches. It is his most precious piece of clothing. This dress represents that he is no longer a beggar in the past, but a person who supports himself with his hands.
The clothes are the uniform of the cleaners in the city, and his identity is the cleaner of the imperial capital. Because he is thin and small, he can't do heavy work, the main thing is to pick up garbage.
Given his age and status, if he hadn't met a nobleman, it would be impossible to find such a job.
Even if he didn't starve to death or was beaten to death, he might die in a corner due to a minor illness.
Maybe only Xiaoyu will be sad for a few days.
Therefore, he cherishes this job that can support his livelihood and is very serious. He also does not want to lose face to his eldest sister.
The eldest sister is Dayao's princess! She was the one who wanted to come here by herself, and she couldn't lose face by saying anything!
Fudge picked up two fruit cores and threw them into the basket, straightened up and slowly bent over for a long time, causing pain in the back, thinking about buying some medicine when he went back. I won't pick up vegetable leaves today, I will buy half a catty of beef tonight, and cook a pot of delicious beef and potatoes.
Xiaoyu was sick and couldn't get out of bed for two days.
It was a seven-year-old girl, three years younger than herself.
The previous experience of desperately living with the ball in his arms made him treat Xiaoyu as his younger sister.
In addition to Xiaoyu, there are three children who are about the same age as himself and Xiaoyu, who are the first batch of younger brothers of the eldest sister.
After daydreaming about the delicious beef and potatoes stew at night, Fudge felt that his back did not hurt so much, and he immediately became energetic again.
Before going far, Fudge let out a little snort, and picked up a piece of golden yellow metal the size of a baby's fist from the corner.
"Is this gold?" Fudge opened his mouth wide, and carefully looked at the golden irregular piece of metal in his hand. It was similar to the gold leaf given by the young master I had seen in Izumo before except for its shape. All.
In fact, it was just a piece of yellow iron, a useless rubbish thrown away by a craftsman in the Ministry of Industry.
The craftsman also found this piece of yellow iron in a pile of ore. At first he thought it was gold, but he took it to a jewelry store to exchange for money, only to be pointed out that it was worthless, so he threw it here.
From Fudge's point of view at this time, this golden color must be gold.
Fudge's heart was filled with ecstasy. How much is such a large piece of gold worth? How much meat can you eat
But soon he became entangled again, who dropped this piece of gold here? Will he come back for it? If he didn't find it when he came back, would he find it on himself? I am not a thief, I picked it up...
If it was before, I would definitely hide it secretly.
But now that I have a job, I can already support myself. It would be too embarrassing if the elder sister found out about this matter.
Fudge stood there tangled for a while, first left, then walked back after a while, repeated this several times, and finally made up his mind.
"Let's wait and see, if someone comes back to look for it, return it to him." Fudge thought in his heart, after all, no matter who lost such a large sum of money, he must look for it.
But the other party doesn't necessarily know where it is lost. If you don't find it, then you can't blame yourself.
Although Fudge has decided to wait here to return it to the original owner, he still has a little hope in his heart.
However, I waited until the evening and did not wait for the arrival.
"I can't wait any longer. I won't be able to buy beef any later. At worst, I'll come back tomorrow! If the original owner doesn't come tomorrow, then I'll get the gold!"
Fudge thought of this and didn't delay any longer. He first ran quickly to dump the garbage to the gathering point with the basket on his back, washed it with water, picked it up again and ran towards the vegetable market quickly.
However, within two streets, he bumped into a group of people and fell directly.
"Little boy, are you blind?" The person who was hit was a rich-faced Izumo man in his fifties, with two guards by his side. He was hit by Fudge and fell to the ground as soon as he came out of the corner. cursed.
When he saw Fudge's dirty hands clearly, he looked even more disgusted, cursing, and kept looking down to see if he was dirty.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Fudge quickly got up and bowed his head to apologize, and he smoothly tightened the belt around his waist that was a little loose due to the running.
The piece of gold that was originally carried in his waist also fell down.
Fudge quickly reached out to pick it up, but the Izumo man's expression moved at first when he saw this scene, and he felt greedy in his heart, and then he yelled furiously: "Thief, you actually stole it from me, you are looking for death!"
"I didn't steal it, I picked it up!" Fudge picked up the "gold" and hurriedly said.
"Fart! You obviously stole it from me, but you still say you picked it up. You have dirty hands and feet when you are young. Today I will break your claws!" the Izumo man yelled.
"Take him down for me and send him to see the officer. Picked it up? Picked it up in my purse? I said why did it hit me? It turned out to be premeditated! I've seen a lot of picky things like you !"
This person is not a big shot, and a person with status naturally looks down on a piece of gold the size of a baby's fist. This person is just a small steward of the Izumoe Family Chamber of Commerce, who sent a batch of goods to the imperial capital a week ago.
He made up his mind, first label this kid a thief, this kind of beggar-like character can be handled as he wants.
As for meeting the official, if the other party is honest, let him be spared once, and a beating will be fine.
Otherwise, it doesn't matter even if he is really sent to see the official.
You must know that behind the Jiang Family Chamber of Commerce is Master Bai, the Secretary of Public Security. As long as you show this relationship with the people in the Department of Public Security, it is not a matter of sending such a little beggar to prison
As for whose gold is it... Anyway, it's not this kid's, who knows where he stole it from
"When you see an official, you see an official. I didn't steal from you. I picked up this gold. You just saw this gold and wanted to grab it!" Fudge's neck stiffened. want to do something.
And he also has confidence, his boss is Princess Dayao! If I didn't steal, no one can say that I stole!
However, his words made the other party furious.
"Stole my gold, but dare to bite back, hit me, break his hand!"
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