The Empress’s Gigolo

Chapter 395: I need to go to the hospital

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The Empress actually had a toothache, which was a big deal.

"Could it be that eating sweets really causes toothache?" Ren Baqian didn't know what to do, he just thought about it before, should he be so accurate

It is unbelievable to Ren Baqian that the Empress's skin is not even wounded by a sword, but she can even have tooth decay.

"Your Majesty, why don't you open your mouth so I can show you?" Ren Baqian asked.

The empress rolled her eyes at him.

Open your mouth to show him, how is it possible, she will never agree to such a thing.

"It doesn't matter." The empress said lightly.

"Toothache is not a disease, and it can kill you. If you really have a toothache, your Majesty will probably eat less sweets in the future." Ren Baqian persuaded.

As soon as she heard about eating less sweets, the Empress immediately raised her eyebrows, squinting at Ren Baqian, as if she would beat you up if you didn't speak clearly.

"Your Majesty, if you still eat sweets if you have a toothache, it is more likely to cause periodontal disease." Ren Baqian couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry seeing the Empress' posture.

"As I said, it's fine." The empress ignored him.

"Would you like to let the Medical Bureau take a look?" Ren Baqian asked.

No matter what, since you are sick, you have to be cured, so you can't be stubborn.

"Hongluan, tell the doctor's office that I have a toothache." The empress said after thinking for a while.

Not long after, people from the Medical Bureau came to the hall, and three people came, all of them were very old.

It seems that doctors are old and experienced, no matter which world they are in.

After several people had seen the ceremony, one of them came up to feel the empress' pulse.

Ren Baqian couldn't help interjecting: "Toothache, can you tell the pulse?"

"Noisy." The empress gave him a look, so he had no choice but to shut up and stand aside.

"Where is your majesty's toothache?" The empress pointed to one cheek.

"Please open your mouth, Your Majesty, and let me take a look at my teeth." The doctor said after a long time after his pulse.

"I'm fine, you all step back." The Empress waved her hand.

"Your Majesty!" Ren Baqian couldn't laugh or cry, he was just looking at his teeth, why is it so difficult

"Your Majesty, let's take a look. Teeth are not a trivial matter. If it affects your appetite in the future, then it's not appropriate." The doctor also advised.

The empress frowned and hesitated for a long time before opening her mouth slightly.

The doctor didn't dare to get too close, and looked outside for a long time but didn't see why.

"Your Majesty, I am incompetent." The doctor apologized and took a few steps back.

Get another doctor up.

After the three doctors finished reading, none of them saw anything wrong with the Empress's teeth.

In the end, some medicines for sedating pain and reducing fire were prescribed to the empress, and they were decocted for the empress to take.

The medical skills of this world are very powerful in other aspects, such as black mud ointment. But the medical skills in this world are very backward in dentistry.

In fact, not only this world, but also the ancient earth.

Many celebrities suffer from dental problems.

Some were tied to the teeth with a rope, and the other end was tied to the arrow, and the bow was pulled hard, whoosh, the arrow went out, and the teeth were gone.

Or tie one end to the teeth and the other end to the door. Open and close the door, whoosh, the teeth are gone.

It looks simple, but in fact it is very risky and can easily lead to other problems.

For example, Wen Qiao, a famous general in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, got a dental disease and went to extract a tooth, which resulted in a stroke. He died in less than ten days, a bloody case caused by a tooth.

Therefore, many people adopt the waiting treatment method, such as waiting for the tooth to fall out by itself, such as getting used to the pain as soon as it hurts...

Lu You, a poet in the Southern Song Dynasty, wrote his diary while waiting.

The arm that looks like a disease is not a disease has already healed, and when it falls to the end, it is difficult to keep a tooth. — "Sick Teeth"

I seem to have a tooth that is about to fall out.

A tooth is about to fall, and both pupils have been fainted for a long time. - "Old Sigh"

It looks like I'm about to lose another tooth.

If the teeth fall out, chewing is not wasteful, and the lame can still walk. — "Working on Wine"

Just drop it, it’s not that you can’t eat it if you drop it.

The child with a broken tooth and a head can bear the ridicule, that is to say, use a spoon to copy the rotten rice. ——"Miscellaneous Songs of the First Return"

Uncle, I really can't eat it.

It can be seen from Lu You's diary that dental problems were a very troublesome thing for the ancients.

After taking the medicine for a while, the empress couldn't help but began to eat sweets again, but it didn't take long for the empress to stop again.

Although there are painkillers, the pain starts again after eating sweets.

Not being able to eat sweets made the empress feel a little depressed, she didn't even watch TV dramas, and lay on the couch in a daze.

Tossing and turning, this describes the empress' current state.

"Your Majesty, let me go to Earth with my ministers in two days. Dentists on Earth have better experience. After all, they specialize in surgery. We have doctors who specialize in dental care." Ren Baqian couldn't help but look at the empress's appearance Live said.

The empress was silent.

At this time, she finally realized the seriousness of the matter, and the seriousness of not being able to eat sweets made her more entangled than Daxia's call.

Seeing that the empress was silent, Ren Baqian knew that it was an acquiescence.

"Let's move the candy tree away first," Ren Baqian said. In case the empress wants to eat the candy tree when she sees it.

"No!" The Empress sat up from the couch and gave Ren Baqian a look. The candy tree was almost becoming her treasure, and she would make it look good for anyone who dared to touch it.

Ren Baqian saw that the female emperor was staring at her, but she had no choice but to spread her hands.

Two days later, Ren Baqian and the Empress returned to Earth again.

The Empress changed her clothes and sat on the sofa with an ice cream, took two bites and had to stop.

I have never felt uncomfortable eating cold things before, but this time the feeling is different.

"Your Majesty, let's go to the dentist." Ren Baqian changed his clothes and went down the stairs.

The two got into the car, and Ren Baqian started to follow the route of the dental hospital found on the phone map.

The empress is still depressed.

Although the empress hadn't spoken much, Ren Baqian could still feel her normal and depressed mood.

"It will be fine after seeing a dentist." Ren Baqian comforted.

Arriving at the dental hospital, registering and taking the disposable appliances, Ren Baqian and the Empress waited for a while before it was their turn.

The dentist is a female doctor in her thirties. When she saw the empress, her eyes flickered slightly.

"Are there any cases?"

"No."

"What's the problem?" the dentist asked casually.

"Her tooth hurts, it should be here." Ren Baqian pointed to the position of his face and said, the empress should be suffering from this position.

"Is she sick or are you sick? Tell yourself, what's the problem, why does it hurt?" the dentist said, his face full of impatience.

Ren Baqian frowned, the doctor's attitude was not very friendly.

"Hurry up, there are patients waiting behind." The dentist said dissatisfied.

"Heh!" The Empress sneered, raising her eyebrows.

I haven't met someone who talks to me like this for many years.

Originally, toothache was enough to make her irritable, but she also encountered such an unsightly person.

"It looks like you're all right, next one." The dentist glanced at the two of them, then moved his gaze to the back of the two of them.

"Hehe!" Ren Baqian also chuckled, put the gun on the table, and pointed the gun at the female dentist.

Violence can't solve all problems, but it can solve most of them. He now deeply believes in this sentence. At least to make the damn dentist stop her face.

"Pa" as the gun was placed on the table, the doctor's expression changed: "You guys better leave quickly, I'm going to call the police."

The empress turned her head to look at Ren Baqian, her eyes were full of searching, and she had only one meaning, would it be okay to kill her

Ren Baqian said inwardly that he was unlucky, he didn't expect to see such an unsightly person when seeing a doctor. Can you die with a better attitude

"Please go ahead, you can call the police." Ren Baqian said lightly.

However, before he finished speaking, the empress held the gun and pulled her finger on the trigger.

She has seen Ren Baqian use this thing several times.

It's not worth killing this kind of person by yourself. Ren Baqian's little thing is just right.

"Why didn't it ring?" The empress looked at Ren Baqian suspiciously after pulling the trigger. She saw Ren Baqian use it like this before.

Ren Baqian: ...

"The safety is off." Ren Baqian turned on the safety of the gun and put it back on the table.

"I'm sorry, what I said just now may have made you uncomfortable. The main reason is that there are too many patients, and I am a little anxious. I apologize." Seeing this posture, the dentist turned pale with fright, and said tremblingly.

"Bang!" The empress fired a shot at her, and a hole appeared in the glass behind it, and the surrounding area was also covered with cracks.

"So that's how it's used." The empress suddenly realized, and pointed the gun at the dentist again, and fired.

"boom!"

The people waiting to see the dentist in the back were stunned, and then ran out one after another, shouting "Killer!"

No one expected to see such a thing.

And the dentist was already paralyzed on the ground at this time, and the empress' second shot brushed her ear.

"This thing is not easy to use." The empress casually threw the gun to Ren Baqian.

"Bang!" Ren Baqian grabbed the gun with one hand, his face full of MM.

He lowered his head to look at his legs, the blood stained his pants red, and the wound was painful, so painful that he kept shaking his legs.

"Zi Xiao..." Ren Baqian hesitated to speak...

"What's wrong with you?" The empress looked strange, wondering why Ren Baqian shot herself with a gun.

She didn't know much about guns, and she didn't even have much concept, let alone what it means to misfire.

"I think I need to go to the hospital..." Ren Baqian sighed quietly.