The Empress’s Gigolo

Chapter 67: Read books for the sake of pretending to slap your face

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It was early morning when he woke up again, looking at the dawning sky outside, Ren Baqian lay on the bed for a long time before getting up.

Today is the day that guy Chen Qing gets engaged, so I have to go anyway.

The two work suits in the closet are completely unwearable. Let Baqian make gestures about his body shape. He has gained at least a dozen catties recently. Originally, I only weighed about 120 catties, but now it is estimated that it is at least more than 130 catties.

The three meals from morning to night are almost all meat, so it is strange that I am not fat.

My body shape is just right on earth, not considered thin, but in Dayao, according to Guan Shi, I am thin and like a chicken.

He casually put on some clothes, went out to eat breakfast, and bought a blue suit. It cost several thousand yuan including the shirt, which wasn't very expensive, but it was quite suitable for him.

After that, I called Chen Qing and asked about the engagement time.

When he learned that it was night, Ren Baqian went to the supermarket to buy a lot of white rabbit toffee and various chocolates, including 15 catties of white rabbit toffee, and all kinds of chocolates, which cost about 2,000 yuan.

Stuffing these things into the trunk, Ren Baqian went to buy "Three Hundred Tang Poems" and "Three Hundred Song Poems".

The empress personally explained it, and she didn't dare to be sloppy at all, she just pointed at her back to see who dares to pull the text and pretend to be coercive and hate him.

After sending everything home, Ren Baqian lay on the sofa and groaned, feeling that the sofa on the earth was much more comfortable than the stool in that world, and it was as hard as hell.

If I want to make a sofa myself, I'm afraid I have to wait for a while until the leather is tanned. After calculating the time, another ten days or eight days will be enough. At that time, I will send a set to the empress first, and then I will make a long set and put it in the house, and I will have a place to lie down when I go back at night.

After lying on the sofa for a while, he got up and charged the electric baton, uploaded the photos in the camera to the computer, and registered a new Weibo account called Life in Another World from Zero, and then Upload photos of licking and rolling.

Those who slept, those who played, those who squirmed and rolled, and those who hugged their own thighs, passed twenty or thirty pictures in a row.

Afterwards, I picked a few photos of the scenery in the zoo that I thought were good and uploaded them.

Regardless of whether anyone has noticed the things on this Weibo, it is always a little record of myself in another world.

After finishing these, Ren Baqian took out "Three Hundred Poems of Tang Dynasty" and recited it. If he wanted to stick the soles of shoes to people's faces according to the empress's order, he had to memorize it thoroughly.

One month is more or less, three days in the real world is equivalent to one day in that world, and I can come back six or seven times a month in that world, and the time in the two worlds combined is about one and a half months.

But time is still running out. I have to work hard for pretending to face.

Wait, did I remember something wrong? Ren Baqian's mind suddenly cleared, as if something was wrong.

To sort it out, first, the Empress still celebrates her birthday in one month, what Steward Shi said is approximate, but not just right.

Second, the feudal society was not modern. At that time, transportation was not well developed, and ordinary people were not far from their homes in their entire lives. It would take ten days and a half months to travel far away, and they did not belong to the same country. For such a big event as the empress's birthday celebration, they must have set off early, so it is likely that they will arrive early, even ten days and a half months earlier is normal.

There is not much time left for myself. If there was someone who arrived a month earlier, I'm afraid I would have to go into battle immediately.

This is more than a matter of urgency in the world, it is simply an imminent need.

Thinking of this, Ren Baqian jumped up from the sofa and memorized it by rote all afternoon with his books in his arms. He had never worked so hard for the fourth grade in school.

This level of study can only be compared with the college entrance examination.

Half a day later, Ren Baqian, who was in a daze, wrote the book and took a break before changing his clothes and heading to the hotel where Chen Qing and Jiang Nan were engaged.

When they arrived at the door, they saw Chen Qing wearing a red suit and Jiang Jiang wearing a long red dress. The two stood at the door festively to welcome the guests.

Chen Qing's family is rich, and although Jiangnan's family is not that rich, their parents are both Professor Daxue, and they can be regarded as a scholarly family. Standing there, the two sides are indeed men and women.

Yes, as I said before, Jiangnan is not beautiful, but it has an intellectual and quiet charm that is particularly attractive.

Seeing Ren Baqian, Chen Qing laughed and came over to give him a hug.

"The gift is myself. You have what I have, and you have what I don't have." Ren Baqian spread his hands. He really didn't think of anything to give Chen Qing.

"You can't see the end of the dragon now, it's good if people can come." Chen Qing smiled and patted him on the shoulder.

Ren Baqian grinned for a while, Chen Qing's strength was not heavy, but that shoulder was patted several times by Steward Shi, and it was already blue.

"Congratulations, Jiangnan." Ren Baqian greeted Jiangnan again. "It's finally the day I saw you two."

With happiness on his face, Jiang Nan pursed his lips and smiled: "Thank you. But it's true that I haven't seen you for a while."

"I've been very busy recently, you know that." Ren Baqian joked, spreading his hands.

"Busy to eat? Gained so much weight."

Ren Baqian laughed out loud.

After meeting the two, Ren Baqian was brought inside and arranged a table next to the main table.

This time, the two engaged families didn't make too much fuss, they were relatives and friends who had a good relationship with each other, about four or five tables.

"Xiao Ren, here we come." Chen Qing's father greeted him when he saw him.

"Uncle, call me Baqian, or you'll always sound like you're scolding me." Ren Baqian said helplessly.

It caused Chen Qing's father to burst into laughter.

But after all, today is the engagement banquet between the two parties, and there is no time to greet Ren Baqian. Father Chen's main energy is to greet and get acquainted with Jiangnan's family.

Ren Baqian was sipping his tea while silently reciting the three hundred Tang poems he had memorized in the afternoon to deepen his memory.

Afterwards, Ren Baqian was in a state of mind wandering throughout the whole scene, and occasionally came back to his senses to look at the happy faces of Chen Qing and Jiang Nan who were not far away, and wished them well in his heart.

After attending the engagement banquet, Ren Baqian also remembered that his mother almost let him go on a blind date two days ago, and shook his head slightly.

If my situation doesn't change, I really can't find a girlfriend.

Walking out of the hotel, Ren Baqian shrank his neck when the wind blew, it was indeed cold this day.

I quickly got in the car and turned on the air conditioner, and it took a while to get warmer.

After driving home, I turned on the computer and took a look at the newly registered Weibo. Although it doesn't matter whether anyone notices this Weibo, he still hopes that some people will see it and some people will pay attention to it.

After all, it was his footprints in another world.

After logging into the account, Ren Baqian was somewhat happy to see that there were hundreds of likes and more than a dozen comments.

I opened the comments and browsed through them. Most of them asked me if I worked in a zoo, which zoo I was in, and so on. Only two of them said that the scenery was very good. I asked where it was and wanted to see it.

Sure enough, it is still the most attractive national treasure.

The next day, Ren Baqian memorized books for a whole day, and in the afternoon he felt dizzy, like a ball of paste inside his head. Throwing the book aside, I went downstairs and drove around for a while to relax somewhat.

I was wandering around the city aimlessly, and when I passed a corner, I saw a plainly dressed girl walking in front of me with a big bag and a small bag, and I felt a sigh in my heart. A few months ago, I was also struggling to survive in the city.

The speed of the car was not fast. When I passed by, I turned my head and took a look. It looked quite handsome. In the next second, he felt a little familiar.

After thinking about it in my mind, I couldn't match the person in my memory. I noticed a red hearing aid on the other's ear, and suddenly remembered who it was.

At the bar of the hotel last time, there was a girl who was hearing impaired and seemed to have some impairments in speech. It is estimated that he could not speak because of hearing impairment when he was a child. Although I can hear other people's speech with hearing aids when I grow up, I also lose part of the ability to speak, resulting in a somewhat unpleasant voice and unclear enunciation. For this reason, she seldom speaks, even if she can.