The Enemy Always Wants to Pull Me into a Coffin

Chapter 56

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The craze caused by "Hergodon" was both expected and unexpected.

Countless posts and topics have sprung up, with analyses, insights, and even disputes. Fortunately, the federal laws related to dark creatures are very complete, and the official control of the overall situation, most of the discussions are friendly and rational, and the largest number of them is undoubtedly—

[Xixi A exploded! ! !]

[Fuck, fuck, fuck! ! !]

[Single power! Against an army! What happened to the two fools who attacked the nursery center before hahahaha!]

[However, I have no sympathy at all and just want to hahahaha!]

There are still quite a few people discussing the world ten thousand years ago revealed by the movie, and the scenery and intricate camp relationships that belong to the previous era are simply fascinating.

Before the recovery of Arecio, it was speculated by the number of frames that the resuscitator might be the blood clan's "I Plasma Separation" in the official comment area again. This time, he brought a related analysis of werewolves, tens of thousands of words. , Arecio read it a little bit and thought it was very good, so he forwarded it by the way.

I plasmolysis: ah! ! ! ! !

Now, the viewers who were happily eating the test papers have truly experienced the "separation of the plasmocarps".

[I am sour! I'm really sour! Xixi's second dynamic!]

[The last article seems to be a lobster...]

Arecio thought these comments were very interesting, read them one by one, and suddenly, a message came from his optical brain.

[Ruzius: Help me forward it.]

Arecio glanced at it. It was a new achievement of the Institute of Ancient History. The history of the snow-covered border people coincided with the movie. Of course, there is no problem in forwarding it, but…

He raised his head and glanced at the neurotic sitting over the dining table.

"It's such a short distance, won't you tell me directly? What other communication?"

The platinum blonde saint leaned back on the chair, expressionless.

"I'm afraid to disturb you to forward other people's news."

"… "

Arecio slowly raised a question mark in his heart, he didn't know why the neuropathy suddenly became strangely yin and yang. But he soon had no time to think about it, because the light brain "ding ding ding", from the neuropathy, sent a dozen more updates that need to be forwarded.

"… "

Arecio moved his fingers and began to be a relentless forwarding machine.

Then, the melon eaters who followed Arecio's homepage were horrified to find that Arecio's account seemed to be stolen and began to repost frantically. The first half is still related to normal history, and the second half even adds some magical content that is incompatible with Arecio, such as "Ten Ways to Eat Red Beans" and "How to Raise an Iron Pot".

[If it weren't for this special account, it would be specially protected, I really thought Xixi had been hacked... ]

[Hahaha, did you find it, it's all from the history book!]

[History book hahahaha! I thought he was so cold that he was studying how to raise an iron pot every day hahaha!]

When Ruzius went to Aresio's homepage again, what was inseparable had been completely suppressed to the bottom, and Arecio's homepage was filled with his own name. Satisfied, he turned off the light and prepared to go to work.

He doesn't need to ask Arecio, he has already memorized Arecio's work schedule, and today is a day off. In fact, he should also take a vacation, but there are still some things in the military, and he has to leave home temporarily.

"What do you have for dinner? I'll order the materials by the way. Remember to receive them at home."

Arecio indulged in the comments, lying on the sofa, saying that anything is fine, and it's delicious anyway.

"rack of lamb?"

"eat!!!"

Seriously, it's no surprise that he plans to live with the neurotic all the time!

After dinner was over, Arecio started to swipe the comments more vigorously. He pulled it to the bottom and accidentally found a small link. The person who sends the link is very low-key, the person who receives the link is even more low-key, and the comments that follow are only a series of simple comments.

[coming.]

[Organize me here.]

[Restrain my little heart that jumps around.]

Arecio: … spam marketing

He learned things quickly after ten thousand years of learning, and now he knows that this kind of small link is usually spam marketing.

Anyway, the supervision system of the optical network is very sound now, and discordant links will not pass the audit.

Contrary to Arecio's expectations, this site is very beautifully constructed, with thorns and dark patterns scattered, and the safflowers of roses are dotted. This website also uses projected fonts suspended off the screen, and the curly fonts are elegantly curly.

[You are epic.]

After this line of characters dissipated, what appeared in front of Arecio again was...

a test question.

Arecio: ? ?

Browsing a site, why do you have to do questions

He was aroused even more intensely, prepared another light brain, prepared to search for answers online very unruly, and then he clicked the first question with confidence.

[What was the first sentence that the history book said to Xixi in public?]

It's not a multiple-choice question. You need to type the answer by hand. Arecio was puzzled by the question for a while, and entered the characters without hesitation.

[Um.]

That's right, the first time he and the neuropathy appeared together in public was on the day he went to call the neuropathy, they appeared together under Ellie's camera, and the neuropathy returned him an "um".

bingo!

Arecio happily continued to look at the second question.

[Did anything commemorative appear that day?]

Answer: cat pats the door.jpg

[Sixi and the history book are eating in the cafeteria for the first time, what did they eat? (Just to name three)]

Many of these questions seem very tricky, and some parties like Arecio have to think for a long time before they can finally decide. Faced with such a challenge, he instead became high-spirited, stared at the question closely, concentrated his attention, and answered it all in one breath.

The long test question progress bar finally came to the end, and Arecio, who maintained his overall record, was warmly welcomed by the whole station!

[My God! The newcomer is a fairy! Complete! department! just! Indeed!]

[Welcome to the newcomer! There are no more than ten full marks in the whole station!]

[Hello, newcomer~ I am the administrator No. 7. Please see the left half of the food for minors, and please read the right half after verifying the identity of the adult food~]

Arecio looked at the virtual colored flowers sprinkled all over his screen, moved his finger hesitantly, poked the left half, and asked him to register first. Arecio thought about it for a while, and he felt that the name and avatar could be done in a second with this idea!

He took out a pot of tomato plants from his room... Do you need to ask the source of the tomatoes, of course, it was a psychopath. He took a picture of the potted plant, used this watery tomato seedling as his head portrait, fresh and environmentally friendly, and then entered the name—

[Steal Your Tomato]

He happily entered the left half, not in a hurry to read the content, but read the site requirements carefully, and went to the newcomers to post reports as required.

Because he is a newcomer who has entered the station with full marks, he has received enthusiastic attention. As soon as the report was reported, many people left messages and sprinkled flowers under him, and generously recommended some posts.

[Steal Your Tomato: Report.]

[Epic group administrator No. 7: Welcome, welcome! and many more…]

[I plasmolysis: welcome! wait for this name...]

Is there anything wrong with his random name? Arecio was very inexplicable, so he asked a question, and someone posted a screenshot of the ID of the site boss.

[Epic team manager No. 7: It should be a coincidence, the two names are quite a couple.]

Arecio took a closer look, and the name on the screenshot was a bit long.

[Steal my tomato and close the little black house]

It's really related, so he can change it.

Arecio pondered for a while, and turned his eyes to the thriving radishes in the flowerbed outside.

At the same time, Ruzius, who was in the army, received the latest news of the brain. After reading the cause and effect in one glance and ten lines, he decisively entered the site and changed his name.

Even if it was a coincidence, he refused to share the couple's name with others.

[Epic team manager No. 7: Change to steal my radish and close the small dark house... Do you have any knots in this 23333]

[Epic group administrator No. 7: Wait a minute? The newcomer also changed his name? What the fuck?]

The other side quickly threw a screenshot over, and Ruzius frowned, thinking that the other party was sticking to his name change, and even the screenshot showed that the other party's name change was even earlier than him, and he changed his name to—

[Steal your radish]

"… "

[Epic team administrator No. 7: Absolutely, you two really have a good heart, do you still change it?]

Of course, not only did he have to change, he also had to change it a little bit more thoroughly. He changed the title of his site to [Persecution of Tomatoes is strictly prohibited], and then quickly cut off the page of the newcomer. Then, his expression froze.

[tomato]

"… "

The other party seems to be very concerned about the issue of the suspected couple's name, and is also changing their names madly. However, after repeated changes, they become more and more lovers. He felt that the other party should also be bald. He felt that this was a collision of ideas. As long as he completely abandoned the previous name idea, he could avoid the collision.

He then changed the name that he had been planning to change, which was related to his changed tattoo.

[The Sparrow of Huai Jing]

The opposite side also quietly and desperately changed one.

[Sword Embracing Rose]

Holding the light brain, the platinum blonde sage tilted his head and exited to take a look at Arecio's communication software status.

[Browsing the web.]

Not changed.

Opposite is Alessi.

After changing the last name, Arecio angrily threw his brain on the sofa and grabbed some almonds to eat. He chewed, and the more he chewed, the more angry he became, but the more angry he became, the more he wanted to continue to see that site, and he still didn't know what was in it.

A few minutes later, after eating the almonds, he calmed down and held up his bare brain again. Still entering the left half, he glanced at the name of the site veteran. Although it was all four words, the sense of CP was not so strong after all.

This site seems to be formed separately for a certain CP. This is a form commonly used by people who eat food in the federation. As long as they do not try their best to spread related issues or even affect the lives of related people, enclosures are completely allowed, and some broad-minded people He even jokes about his related CP site. Arecio had heard of this kind of thing because of Ellie, and he looked down at the CP's profile column.

[History book × Xixi]

"???"

Sitting on the sofa, he grasped the light brain for a while. If it was before, he would have been inexplicable and then just passed by, but recently, he just discovered that he seems to have a deep affection for neurosis.

After hesitating for a while, he didn't dare to go to the so-called adult right half, but clicked on the top work in the left half.

After more than an hour, Arecio quietly added this site to the collection, quietly put down his brain, and sat on the sofa.

Arecio: Stay...

In the past hour, he not only ate his food and the mentally ill food, but also added a site friend to the food producer.

[Huaijingzhique: Look at these articles, the quality is very good.]

[Huai Jing Zhi Sparrow: I made this handwriting, I'm a little embarrassed, but I feel very satisfied.]

[The Sparrow of Huaijing: The epic group is locked! (loud)]

[The Sparrow of Huaijing: ... Are you still there?]

[The Sword Embraces Roses: ... in.]

In order not to seem strange, what else could Arecio do? !

[The Sword Embraces Rose: The Civil Affairs Bureau of the Epic Group gets married! ! !]