The IQ of the whole group was offline.
The captain is grumpy online.
There were ten people in the room, and the camera teacher who was standing in the corner silently made it a bit crowded. The ID group arrived, and Zhou Mingyu was beaten in the corner.
In the end, the group bullied behind Cen Feng and grieved Baba and said, "I didn't write this on my desk, I really don't know!"
It was making a noise, the door opened, and a few wild men walked in with their plates. The plates are full of food, much more abundant than they have eaten in the past two days, there are vegetables, meat and soup.
Everyone was really hungry after walking for a day, and when they saw that there was a meal, they were overjoyed and let Zhou Mingyu go to eat.
As a result, the savage said to them in a frenzied voice before he left: "Eat more, eat more fat, kill one a day, just enough!"
ID group: "..."
Suddenly the rice in the bowl no longer fragrant.
When everyone was full and full, ten people sat on the hay spread on the ground, with their backs against the wall, unkempt and dusty faces, and all the hides on their bodies were one piece and one piece. Everyone was dirty. With a face of unrequited love, there is only one song that can describe this situation.
Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains, I looked out the window with tears.
The directors in the base camp watched the images coming back from the machine and sprayed water directly.
The miserable or ID group miserable.
After a meal sluggish for a while, Ying Xuze asked Cen Feng weakly, "Captain, what should I do next?"
You can't get away when you run. Although the door is not locked, there are savages standing guard with weapons. They have to follow the rules of the program group, they can't force it.
Cen Feng pressed his eyebrows, and said tiredly: "Let’s ask the traveler of time and space for help."
The director team said before that during the recording process, each of them had and only had one opportunity to ask the traveler in time and space. Don't use it now, when will you stay
Ying Xuze's eyes lit up, and he immediately raised his hand: "I apply for help from Time Traveler!"
The director team took the walkie-talkie and ordered: "Give it to him."
A cell phone flew in from outside the window.
Several people gave a wow, and hurried to catch it. Everyone was very excited when they got the mobile phone. There is no screen lock on the mobile phone. After opening the interface, there is a number in the address book, and the note is "Time Traveler".
Ying Xuze dialed and pressed the speakerphone. A group of people gathered in a circle and stared at the phone nervously and excitedly.
After hearing the phone beep twice, a cold system voice came out: "Hello, welcome to call the Space-Time Administration. People are busy at work, please press 1 if you continue to wait, and press 2 for transfer to self-service. "
Everyone said: "Press 1 and press 1, and look for customer service!"
Ying Xuze clicked.
Opposite: "At present, people are busy at work. In order to reduce your waiting time, it is recommended to enter the self-service system. Please press 1 if you continue to wait, and press 2 for transfer to self-service."
Ying Xuze pressed 1 several times, and finally got angry and pressed 2 again.
Handset: "Hello, welcome to use the self-service system of the Space-Time Administration. I am sorry to inform you that the administration system is currently damaged and is under emergency repair. Self-service is temporarily unavailable. Please press 1 to transfer to the manual customer service."
ID group: "???"
Your mother! ! !
The director held a bucket of instant noodles and sat in front of the machine with Erlang's legs upright, triumphantly: "We have been setting up this tribal scene for so long, so how can we let you slip away so easily."
It was already near the evening, and the phone was snatched by the barbarians who broke in. Ying Xuze angrily shouted into the camera: "Then I won't use this opportunity anymore!"
After yelling, Baba squatted to Cen Feng's side and said, "Brother Feng, what should I do?"
Cen Fengchao closed his eyes and meditated: "Wait."
No matter where he is, even if he is wearing an animal skin and being in a cage, he always has an indifferent temperament that is shocking and unpredictable. Seeing that the captain was so Buddha, everyone didn't feel anxious. After sitting down for a while, they started laughing and joking.
Shi Ran entertained himself: "This is good, eating and sleeping are much better than before."
When the sky darkened, a huge bonfire was lit outside, and the entire camp was red. Dozens of wild men danced around the bonfire, so it was so lively.
Ten people were escorted to the clearing. The savage leader said that he likes to watch dancing. Whoever dances the most ugly will eat first tomorrow. Zhou Mingyu cried with a cry: "That must have eaten me."
The dog leg next to the leader was holding a whip and attacked them: "Stand up! Hurry up! Didn't you hear our leader say you want to watch dancing? Jump!"
ID group stood silently, plus a Zhou Mingyu, can only dance Shao Ou's theme song "Sun And Young".
Without bgm, everyone would sing and dance. Zhou Mingyu hadn't forgotten his actions anyway, so he could barely keep up. After the jump, the leader sitting on the tiger leather chair clapped his hands very excitedly: "Not bad! Not bad! Good-looking! Do it again!"
Then the ten people jumped again.
Finally, I skipped "Sun And Young" ten times before finally letting them go.
Meng Xin cried and said, "I never want to dance the theme song again in my life."
As expected, the leader pointed to Zhou Mingyu and told the dog-legs next to him: "I will eat him tomorrow morning. Recently, I have no taste in my mouth. I want to eat spicy braised."
Zhou Mingyu hugged Cen Feng and cried.
After returning to the small room where he was detained, the savage sent another supper. Roasted whole lamb sprinkled with cumin slices, accompanied by fresh fruits and vegetables, was very delicious.
He also specifically asked Zhou Mingyu: "You eat more, try to gain another two catties tonight."
Zhou Mingyu silently stopped chewing the leg of the lamb.
He looked pitifully at the ID group, who was eating especially cheerfully: "You will save me, right?"
ID group: "Eat, eat fast, try not to be a starving ghost."
Zhou Mingyu said angrily: "Are you eating mutton? What you eat is your own conscience!!!"
On this day, I went over mountains and ridges, caught pigs and rabbits, and danced for so long at night. The ID group was more tired than the previous two days, and they all fell asleep after ten o'clock.
Although the savages imprisoned them, they did not abuse them. The hay was covered with palm mats, which was quite soft, and several large quilts were thrown in for them.
Ten people slept together in a horizontal shop, and soon fell asleep.
The cameras in the house also retreated, leaving only an automatic stand-up camera in the corner. The group performances outside packed up, finished the day's work, and went back to sleep in their arranged tent houses.
After all, it is not really a savage camp. The guests are all asleep, and the others are naturally asleep. At first, I heard the voice recorded by the staff talking tomorrow morning, but in the end, only silence was left.
The night passed silently.
At 3:30 in the morning, Cen Feng opened his eyes in the dark room.
He didn't alarm anyone, turned over and sat up lightly, walked to the window and took a look. The camp was empty and there was no one.
He slowly opened the door and walked out slowly. The night breeze was fresh and there was some kind of unknown floral fragrance. He walked to the pool where the energy stone was placed, and silently reached out his hand, one by one. The energy stones were all put into the sacks that he hung on his body.
After loading the stones, he walked back to the house again, shaking He Sinian awake first.
As the soft and cute youngest, He Sinian listened to his words the most. He opened his eyes with sleepy eyes and immediately awoke when he saw the captain made a hissing gesture to him.
Cen Feng said with his voice: "Wake up one by one, don't make any noise."
When all the remaining eight people woke up, Cen Feng and He Sinian had already packed their belongings. Jing Xiangbai turned on his flashlight to illuminate the ground, which could reflect a little light.
Cen Feng calmly said: "Pack things, we are gone."
Fuck, it's still so fun and exciting!
Of course Zhou Mingyu couldn't ask for it: "Go, go, hurry!"
Everyone's eyes glowed with excitement, and the doze was gone. Without a word, they packed their luggage. A group of people walked out from the door with a cat, passed through the camp quietly, and then rushed towards the moon-filled mountains and forests in the distance.
Waiting for the next morning, the staff yawned and got up, ready to start a new day of shooting.
The camera carried the machine and opened the door to take a look.
Damn it? ?
People? ?
Through the machine, the chief director saw the empty room on the screen, and his soul was frightened. The catalog records that the guest is missing, is this a real supernatural variety show
The whole camp was in a panic, looking for people everywhere. In the end, the director remembered the camera in the room and hurriedly called up the picture.
After watching, the entire program group fell silent.
This is probably the first time in the history of variety show that the guests escaped from the show group and they still don't know where they went.
Shantou burst out with a roar from the director, stunned the birds who had risen in the morning: "Hurry up and find someone for me!!!"
Fortunately, this village is very safe, and they do not worry about the personal safety of the guests. Finally, I found the ID group sleeping in the tent at the time-space portal set by the program group not far away.
The chief director looked at the ten people who were sleeping very soundly in the screen and was so angry that he had a heart attack. The assistant next to him smiled and asked, "What should I do now?"
"What can I do! People are running over, can they still be taken back?" The director felt that he had to keep a bottle of quick-acting heart-saving pills. He contacted the logistics team: "Send a car to pick up people."
The other end said strangely: "Aren't you going to do a day's mission in the camp today? Why is it so early?"
Director: "... Don't ask, ask is collapse."
The staff at the scene woke up people with annoyance and smile.
The ID team is okay, as everyone wakes up to wash, wipe, and pack things, the staff can't help asking: "What are you running in the middle of the night?"
Shi Ran: "Fuck, you all want to eat us and won't you run? We are not stupid."
staff member:"… … "
After everyone had washed and cleaned up, Cen Feng took out the energy stone from the sack and handed it to Zhou Mingyu: "Now we can go back to modern times?"
The dog looked at him from Zhou Mingyu again: "It should be okay."
He held the energy stone, mumbled a few words in his mouth, and then threw all the energy stones into the channel arranged by the program group.
I walked in very playfully and waved at them: "Come in! The passage is activated!"
When editing, it's time for the luminous post.
The ID group also understood very well, and they walked in and waved to this quiet mountain village: "Goodbye, we are gone!"
The executive director next to him shouted: "Ka, the recording is over, let's take a break, the car will come in a while."
He Sinian still has the ignorance of not waking up until now: "This is over? We can go back to the modern era?" He couldn't help but worry, "Then the show will be broadcast, and it will be just two days. How can we get it together? Enough material for twelve issues?"
Cen Feng: "..."
Ying Xuze sighed and touched the youngest boy's head: "Just your IQ, I understand why we were all arrested yesterday."
Cen Feng was folding the tent and glanced at him indifferently: "You haven't gotten much better."
Ying Xuze: "... Hey."
The cameras were all turned off. After finishing packing things, the ID group ate some breakfast from the program group, rested for a while, and the bus drove over.
It was finally possible to end the savage life. Everyone happily got on the car, and when they arrived at the small farmyard, they took a warm bath one by one and changed into their own clothes.
You Tao didn’t come after entering the mountain for the past two days. Now, seeing Cen Feng, she hurried over and asked him: "Are you tired from recording the show? Are there any problems you are not used to?"
This was all explained by Xu Dixing. Five phone calls a day asked about the situation, and he wanted to fly over.
Cen Feng shook his head: "Not tired, no."
You Tao brought him the peeled fruit plate: "The food is not good these days, eat more and add vitamins."
Cen Feng was taken aback, staring at the fruit plate for a few seconds, and then suddenly asked, "Did she say that?"
You Tao pretended to be stupid: "Huh?"
He poked a few pieces of fruit into his mouth with a toothpick, looked at the blue sky in the distance, and smiled very lightly: "Only she will care about this."
Concerned about whether he has enough vitamins, unbalanced nutrition, and whether there is a reasonable combination of vegetables and meat.
Weird and cute attention point.
You Tao was silent for a while, and said nothing.
But Cen Feng didn't say anything. After eating the fruit, the program team let the guests get on the bus. There is only the ID team, not Zhou Mingyu. He stood outside the car and waved to them happily: "Goodbye, friends."
Shi Ran looked at him for a long time, and said to Ying Xuze, "I think he smiled a little weird."
Ying Xuze: "I also think that there must be ghosts."
The ID group ran at night last night and didn't sleep well. After getting in the car, it swayed and slowly fell asleep. I wake up and look at the time. More than three hours have passed, and the car is still driving fast on the flat road.
Stopped in the service area at noon, the assistant bought them a box of lunch and drinks, and they continued to open after eating. The ID group also continued to sleep, and it was almost the afternoon when the car finally stopped by a small forest.
After sitting for six or seven hours, people really fell apart. Nine people yawned and staggered out of the car. After walking with the assistant for a while, they saw the familiar director team and the familiar big tent.
The director took a familiar loudspeaker and shouted familiar words: "Go to the tent and change clothes!"
The ID group dozed off immediately.
"Here again?!"
"What about returning to modern times?!"
This morning the director was irritated by them, and now he doesn't want to talk to them at all: "Stop talking nonsense, go quickly!"
Nine people murmured into the tent, and the male assistant had already prepared the clothes. This time it was finally no longer animal skins, but ancient men's clothing.
The upper and lower skirts have a relatively simple color pattern, but they are better than animal skins. Shi Ran had a dream of a hero since he was a child, and he greeted him excitedly: "Ancient costume? Is it a palace drama or a martial arts drama?!"
After everyone changed their clothes, the savage became a young man. Cen Feng wore a jade-white robe and had a long body. If his hairstyle wasn't too modern, he could go straight to play a peerless man in a costume drama.
The ID group has high looks, and when the costume is put on, it looks like an ancient beautiful boy group. I'm all happy now, you make a little bit of thought, and I pose for a while, it's too bad.
As a result, as soon as he got out of the tent, his head was put in a sack, and he was escorted forward.
Suddenly there was a lot of noise.
The chief director held his forehead with one hand and caressed his heart with the other, and explained to the staff: "Hurry up and leave, I don't want to see them anymore except on the machine!"
A group of people howled as they walked, with sack on their heads and could not see the way. They didn't know how far they had gone, their arms suddenly loosened and they were let go.
They all quickly took off their hoods, but fortunately, all nine people were there.
It's just that the scene is no longer what it was just now. In front of the long street pavilions, ancient style and ancient appearance, not far away from the gate of the city, there are people coming and going, and there are carriages passing by.
They were standing outside the city, and behind them seemed to be a dilapidated Chenghuang Temple. An old grandmother passed by carrying a bamboo basket and asked tremblingly, "How many sons, do you want to buy fruit?"
Shi Ran stretched out his hand to get it, but was beaten by Ying Xuze: "Are you rich!"
Shi Ran pursed his lips and withdrew his hands again.
Several people watched a circle, and they were all a little bit blinded. This time the show crew didn't tell them anything. They changed their clothes and threw them here. They didn't even know what to do.
Finally, I have been looking at the captain who has been online all year round: "Captain, what's the situation now?"
Cen Feng thought about it based on the previous plot, and hesitated: "It should be a problem in the transmission process of the time-space tunnel. Let's walk around and see if it can trigger the task."
So the nine people walked towards the city ahead.
As soon as I walked to the gate of the city, a group of people came out with drums and gongs. The two leading people carried a pole on their shoulders, and a suspended round bamboo basket hung in the middle of the pole, which seemed to contain a person.
As they walked and beat them, there were many children and women around them watching and pointing.
When the ID group leaned over to listen, they heard what they were saying:
-This kind of apprentice should be immersed in the pig cage.
-It was the girl from the Su family that he was indecent. If it provokes Wang's anger, wouldn't it involve us!
—It’s time to kill! Damn it!
As I was discussing it, I heard the people in the bamboo basket yelling collapsed: "No! You can't do this to me! This is the Shang Dynasty! The Shang Dynasty did not have a pig cage!!! That was from the Ming Dynasty! You guys! It's a BUG!"
ID group: "?"
This voice...
The next moment, the other end cried out heartbreakingly: "Brother Feng! Brother Feng, save me!!!"
ID group: "???"
Why the hell Zhou Mingyu was caught again? ?