The Entertainment Industry Waits For Our Divorce

Chapter 100

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There is a barrage of people who form a group to steal children.

[Is anyone going to steal the child from Liang Yan and Lu Lincheng’s house? Please form a team!]

[Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sweet. How could there be such a sweet kid? He's not even three years old yet.]

[Papa's personality must be like his mother's, hahaha. I feel that Lu Lincheng's personality must not have been so soft and cute when he was a child hahahahahaha]

[... I would like to ask Mr. and Mrs. Lu Lincheng if they need a daughter-in-law, someone who is twenty years older than your son.]

[My daughter-in-law has enough! Papa is still just a child under three years old! Can I ask my daughter-in-law, who is eighteen years older? Dog head.jpg]

Several people in the studio were impressed by Pa Pa Pa's cuteness, and asked Liang Yan if Pa Pa Pa looked like her father or mother.

Liang Yan smiled when she mentioned her son: "He looks more like his father. In terms of personality, he should be more like me."

What Liang Yan was most worried about at the beginning was that Papa's personality was like his father's. She was very anxious when she was pregnant. Who could bear Lu Lincheng's sullen personality and his disregard for others when he was angry? After giving birth to the baby, he heard who would be the first to hold the baby. Whose personality is similar to someone? Liang Yan was so tired that she couldn't even lift her fingers, so she was stunned and hugged her son before Lu Lincheng did. Sure enough, it turned out that her son's personality was more like hers.

With Lu Lincheng's appearance and Liang Yan's character, the audience has almost imagined how beautiful and troublesome he will be when he grows up. He is also a love-making prodigal who has trampled the hearts of thousands of girls but still smiles without knowing it~

The program continued. Ji Heng had the shortest time to complete the task, so he moved into the most luxurious room 1 with air conditioning and TV. Wu Lei and Liu Hao moved into rooms 2 and 3 respectively. As for Lu Lincheng who had not completed the task, he moved into room 1. Room 4 is the worst condition and has nothing.

Soon it was lunch time, and among the husbands, only Wu Lei knew how to cook, so there was one person cooking and three helping out in the kitchen. Liu Hao is responsible for washing rice, while Lu Lincheng and Ji Heng are responsible for picking and washing vegetables.

Two men set up two small benches and sat in the yard, with two baskets of beans and celery in front of them.

Lu Lincheng and Ji Heng are about the same age and height, and they even have their own handsome looks. Needless to say, Lu Lincheng is good-looking, and Ji Heng was able to win over a late-night treasure appraisal program for middle-aged and elderly people just based on his face. The glorious deeds of returning to prime time are still there, and the cameraman specially gave the two people a long shot.

In the soothing background music, the sunset in the countryside is as beautiful as a painting. In the small farmyard, two grown men sit with their backs to the camera, both sitting on a small bench that is not in line with their height, lowering their heads and picking vegetables seriously. , There is no place for long legs.

This picture is really harmonious. The setting sun, the small courtyard, and the two handsome long-legged men are like a realistic version of a farming novel.

But just when the audience was about to feel something vaguely, the scene got closer and the conversation between the two men came out.

"How old is your child?"

"Almost five years old."

"My baby is almost three years old."

"I made a fuss every day and didn't want to go to kindergarten. But I went to kindergarten and played in the afternoon and didn't want to go home."

"My son is also going to be sent to kindergarten in the second half of the year. He clings to his mother because he is afraid that he will cry then."

"Children will definitely cry on the first day of school. My family cried very hard at that time, but it didn't get better after that. Let me tell you..."

While picking vegetables, the two became familiar with each other and chatted enthusiastically.

Therefore, the originally beautiful and harmonious scene of a beautiful man picking vegetables, when there is sound, becomes a large-scale housewife-husband exchange scene.

There was a barrage [hahahahahahahaha]

[It turns out that it’s not just women who start talking about children when they get together, men do the same thing hahahahahahaha]

[When you look at these two, they often take care of their children at home. If they are so rich, they stay at home with their children. Now take a good look at the men who let their wives raise their children like widows!]

[Ji Heng and Lu Lincheng, who should I choose? I'm so confused.]

[Children only make choices, adults want both!]

In the studio, Liang Yan and Ye Su smiled at each other when they saw the scene of their husbands exchanging parenting tips.

"The Husband's New World" is a slow variety show. It doesn't have various tasks and challenges like other variety shows. The main thing is to film the lives of a few guests in the green mountains and green waters. After the four of them have finished eating, the day after tomorrow has already begun. It was almost dark, and there were not many entertainment activities in the countryside at night. In addition, they were very tired from traveling on the road on the first day, so they went to bed early.

Ji Heng naturally checked into his luxurious double room, and Lu Lincheng also began to look at his miserable little room.

He has a strong ability to accept things. After seeing the miserable check-in environment, he did not sigh as the program team expected. Instead, he packed his things seriously and put away all the daily necessities he brought in his suitcase.

Amid the chirping of cicadas on a summer night, the four of them welcomed their first night at the farm.

There was a small fan in the middle-aged actor Liu Hao's room. He fell asleep with the fan blowing on and snored first.

Athlete Wu Lei had a cooling fan in his room and slept deeply.

The camera moved to Lu Lincheng's room. He had turned off the lights and the room was dark, but for some reason, the lights were turned on with a snap.

I saw him turning over twice on the bed irritably, and finally sat up as if he couldn't stand it anymore.

Later, the program team added a few buzzing sounds of mosquitoes to the scene, and everyone realized that it was mosquitoes that kept him awake.

The rural scenery in summer is beautiful, but mosquitoes are equally powerful in an environment surrounded by mountains and rivers.

Lu Lincheng's room No. 4 was in the worst condition. It didn't even have a small fan. The only cooling tool provided by the program crew was a broken old-fashioned big cattail leaf fan that was incompatible with his temperament but unexpectedly cute. Lu Lincheng was so hot that he used it. I fanned myself with a fan and kept driving away mosquitoes with my hands.

In fact, if he feels too hot, he can open the window, and the summer night wind will be very cool when it blows in. However, there is no screen window in his small room, and more mosquitoes will come in when the window is opened.

Liang Yan felt distressed and amused at the same time when she saw Lu Lincheng's miserable appearance. She regretted that she forgot to bring some toilet water or mosquito repellent liquid to Lu Lincheng when packing her luggage.

In the evening, all the staff of the program team left. Lu Lincheng sat on the bed for a while, then finally got out of bed, put on his slippers and went out to think of a solution.

Passing by the snoring Rooms 2 and 3, Lu Lincheng stopped at the door of the quiet Room 1.

He reached out and knocked on the door.

As expected, the people inside were still asleep. After a while, Ji Heng came over in pajamas and opened the door to see Lu Lincheng: "Hey, it's so late, why aren't you asleep yet?"

"Aren't you sleeping too?" Lu Lincheng felt the cold air in Ji Heng's room as soon as he entered the door, and then looked up at the wall-mounted air conditioner on the wall with envious eyes.

The two had already established a certain friendship through picking vegetables and exchanging parenting experiences in the afternoon. Lu Lincheng walked around Ji Heng's luxury room twice and asked, "Why don't you have mosquitoes here?"

"I brought mosquito repellent liquid." Ji Heng pointed to the electric mosquito repellent liquid plugged into the corner, "You didn't bring it?"

Lu Lincheng: "..."

So even though Ji Heng brought few things, he was the most complete in equipment.

Lu Lincheng described to Ji Heng his room No. 4, which was hot and full of mosquitoes. Because there was no screen, he couldn't even open the window.

He originally came to Ji Heng to borrow toilet water or mosquito coils, but they used electric mosquito coils and only had one, so he couldn't borrow them.

Lu Lincheng took a breath and pretended to be relaxed: "It's okay. I'll go to town tomorrow to buy a window screen and mosquito coils. It will be much cooler if I sleep with the window open at night."

Ji Heng showed sympathy: "Yes."

Lu Lincheng nodded: "Yes."

He walked around Ji Heng's room again and was about to go back when Ji Heng suddenly stopped him: "Hey, that one."

Lu Lincheng turned around: "Huh?"

Ji Heng covered his lips and coughed lightly. He seemed a little embarrassed, but he still said, "I'm going to town to buy a window screen tomorrow. How about you spend the night at my place tonight?"

Lu Lincheng also hesitated for a few seconds.

Two grown men stood quietly in the room.

Lu Lincheng: "...Okay."

Everyone:

Ye Su:

Liang Yan:

At the end of the scene, two men are each covered with a quilt and sleeping back to back on the same bed. The distance between them is far enough for two more people to lie down. They all slept well, neither snoring nor rolling over.

But…

This is still a bed.

No one expected that a slow life variety show would have such a plot.

[Ah, ah, I'm sorry, I thought too much.]

[They are all family people! They are all family people!]

[But this picture... I am guilty.]

[I said some of you are just jealous of others. Can't you two be good buddies?]

[The two straight men didn’t think much about it at all.]

[Nowadays, when some girls see two boys getting closer, they say they are gay. I am really speechless.]

[Enough is enough, if you guys continue to rape other people’s husbands, Liang Yan and Ye Su will not be happy!]

The camera was shown to Liang Yan and Ye Su in the studio.

I saw two women gathered together, facing the scene of their husbands sharing the same bed. Instead of being unhappy, their eyes became increasingly lewd and their smiles gradually became perverted.

Everyone: […]

The next day, Lu Lincheng went to the town to order a window screen and install it in his small dilapidated room.

The four grown men gradually became familiar with each other from the beginning. The four of them lived in harmony, and the rural life of working from sunrise to sunset gradually got on the right track. This slow-life variety show has become a breath of fresh air among fast-paced variety shows, refreshing the audience who have been bombarded with various variety shows. It has quickly become a popular variety show recently, ranking first in both ratings and online broadcast volume. First, in addition to the stunningly beautiful natural scenery, everyone discovered that several husbands were cooking and working together. Coupled with the program team's careful editing and fun post-production subtitles, it was also entertaining to watch.

It’s just that the scene of Lu Lincheng and Ji Heng sleeping in the same bed in the first episode of the show was so profound that later on, whenever the two of them were in the same frame, no matter what they were doing, someone would make a mysterious smile in the barrage.jpg.

There's nothing I can do about it, the scene of these two people getting together is just too cute.

But they are already men with a family and children, so let’s just think about many things and forget about it. We can’t go too far. They are just a pair of good friends who like to exchange parenting experiences together.

Lu Lincheng has been staying in the mountains, but he calls back almost every day. There was no internet during the recording of the show, so I don’t know the response to the show.

After Liang Yan answered Lu Lincheng's call, she asked Papa to say goodbye to her father, and then checked out the "Husband's New World" program on Weibo.

A new episode related to the show suddenly caught her attention.

Super call name #record#.

The classification is in the super-talk CP category.

What's this

Liang Yandian went in and took a look. The introduction of the super talk read: Record, taking the abbreviation of Ji Heng and Lu Lincheng's surname, this super talk aims to record the pure brotherhood between the two.

Then in the following posts and related Weibo, there are many clips of Lu Lincheng and Ji Heng's programs, but without exception, they all specify that this is just a brotherhood.

Liang Yan: "..."

Papa obediently lay next to her and called daddy to the photo of Lu Lincheng on the phone.

Liang Yan looked at the lively #record#超话square with a very subtle expression.

Lu Lincheng also started to have CP fans.

Not with her, but with another man’s cp fan.

Her husband is a fan of pure brotherhood with another man.

Liang Yan clicked on the most popular cp editing video between the two and started watching it.

The record CP is obviously a big fan of Scissorhands CP. It cuts a brotherly relationship into a lingering and pathos one, which makes people imagine endlessly.

The sweetness is no less than that of Liang Yan’s popular cp edited video “Take His Heart Away”.

However, at the end of the video, Lu Lincheng smiled, Ji Heng's eyes were gentle, and the two looked at each other, but in the end they smiled and chose to let go due to the family responsibilities behind them. The two brothers, who had already made a living with some inexplicable feelings, finally only Being able to pick vegetables and talk about parenting under the sunset.

Liang Yan was so tortured by the ending of this brotherly love CP editing that her eyes became wet.

As sweet as the beginning was to her heart, the final ending was as cruel as it was.

The woman who had been pregnant for three years had forgotten whether she was a large or small size. She hugged her son with one arm and held her cell phone in the other hand and forwarded it excitedly.

Weibo user Liang Yanv forwarded the "Recording CP" video with the text: "What the hell is this brotherhood? This is clearly love! It's love!"