The post on the top was so directional that Qi Yu contacted him almost immediately. He took a look, and on the opposite side of the video call, Tang Yu was stunned and looked even more shocked than he was.
Seeing him looking over, he took a step back in fright and waved his hands again and again.
"No, no, it's not me!"
"I just came back and haven't had time to open the forum yet."
Qi Yu was amused by his performance.
"What are you in a hurry for? I haven't talked about you yet. Xie Shao and I met in the last dungeon. At that time, I knew a group of players there. After they came out, they went their separate ways. I didn't ask them to keep it secret. They It’s normal to post a post if you’re too boring.”
Qi Yu himself was quite calm.
Judging from Song Qing's performance, there should be some NPCs with relatively high intelligence. Then there will definitely be players who will come into contact with them, and a little cooperation is normal.
However, probably not as exaggerated as him.
After all, there are not many people who can give the game boss to sleep.
Qi Yu looked calm. When he mentioned this matter before, he would still cry and feel dirty. Now…
Ah.
Not only is it not arrogant, but it is also proud of it.
Next time he must thank someone, and give that shit a call!
He swears by the wand he's about to get!
He will definitely do it!
Qi Yu showed a steady smile with Chen Zhu in his chest, took the beer glass next to him, took a sip, and clicked on the post.
The landlord's self-report at the beginning.
"Hello everyone, the host is a very, very new Xiaomengxin, who has only been in the game for a few days. Today, I just came out of the second new copy, so I won't say much about the process. Life is completely different from the joy of hugging my thigh for the first time. In order to commemorate the joy of hugging my thigh for the first time, let me tell you about the boss I met in the first dungeon."
As soon as he said this, his identity was revealed.
It must be the player I met in the first dungeon. According to his narrative style, there is no malice, and you can vaguely feel it, and he is very respected.
Qi Yu pulled it down, and it was basically people who were watching the show, and a group of questioning people who thought that novice players couldn't be so flirtatious pushed this post up.
Later, the landlord replied again.
"Don't worry, everyone. I understand your doubts. If I hadn't encountered this in person, I wouldn't have thought that there is such a way to pass the level in this world. Let's call that big guy A first, and let's enter the game Fortunately, I joined the rookie team, and there is a captain who looks fierce but is actually very reliable."
"At the beginning, A didn't show any characteristics. Everyone was a little cute who was diligently flipping through the dungeon. After one night, someone in our team died. Everyone was very scared, but we could only Follow the reminders of the game. Speaking of which, I have to boast that the reminders from the rookie team are really good and thoughtful. There are even fake reminders in the dungeons behind the fuck, garbage game!"
"Cough, I accidentally swear."
"Continue talking, we went to a certain place according to the prompts, and then the boss was arrested. We thought he was also arrested, but it didn't take long for him to come back alive and kicked back with the key game clues."
"Then we continued to follow the clues of the game."
"I didn't expect that the dog game would trick us! The key person is a black guy, he packed us all up, dragged them away, and prepared to kill us. Fortunately, the boss was smart, and he ran away!"
"Later, the climax came!"
"When we were desperately waiting to die in the deserted cabin, A appeared in front of us like a ray of light, kicked open the door with a slam, and brought the game boss he picked up to save us from life and death. between."
"Later, the game boss helped us tie up the mission objectives, and then the two of them parted reluctantly."
"At the time, I was all about wowing with other people."
"There are such superb provocative skills in this world, and I shed tears for this impossible love together. But later, after I saw the scene that appeared in the square a few days ago, it was widely circulated. I didn’t know until after the little pink dress camp—”
"It turns out that the key to flirting with NPCs is women's clothing!"
"Friends, are you longing for women's clothing?"
"Do you want to get more points and props? Do you want to get help from game NPCs? Please consult the player number XXXXX, we will sincerely create a more suitable women's clothing style for you, so that you can be popular in the dungeon and become The darling of thousands of NPCs, the treasure in their hands."
"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and consult!"
Qi Yu: "..."
After flipping through the message from the host, his entire face was blank, and he didn't know what expression to use to face this sudden wave of miraculous advertisements.
I think this is also the mental state of many players after reading it. A row of six dots and a neat hahaha format account for almost all the replies in this post.
Everyone praises this host as a sand sculpture talent, but the scary thing is...
Someone believed it.
The reason why this post was put on the first place and it has not been dropped for a long time is a message.
"The landlord! I'm here to find you! I've already shaved off my leg hair, lost weight, and guaranteed that I can wear a skinny skirt. Please give me a beautiful fairy makeup."
"Labour and management must be more attractive than others!"
The lower row is filled with silent dots and question marks.
There is already a player on the floor, Aite this "amazing" player, and tell him that if he can come out, please tell everyone about the follow-up of women's clothing.
The man confidently agreed.
Qi Yu: "..."
He looked up at the opposite side of the video, Tang Yu who was also in a trance with a dazed face, he twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled with difficulty.
"Do you usually talk about this in the forum?"
Tang Yu: "..."
No, we don't, I'm a very serious player!
Their conversation was cut off by the post, and Tang Yu was stunned for a few seconds before he remembered what he wanted to do when he contacted Qi Yu. He wanted to ask him if he wanted to join the team he was now a part of.
"It's not me bragging. Our team's strength is one of the best in the entire player pile. Let me tell you what masters we have here, such as our team leader, he..."
"Stop!" Qi Yu waved his hand, "Don't tell me this kind of thing. When someone recruited me before, they have already pulled me to talk about it. I can recite it for you."
Tang Yu was angry first: "Who? Who dares to rob someone from me?!"
Then he let out an oh, and continued confidently: "Then let me put it simply, our group has a lot of props and beauties, no one cares, and after the dungeon comes back, we can invite people to play games together, will you come?"
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"I think I wanted to come," he said honestly, "but for a group like yours, don't the official members have to be old people with at least three dungeons? I'll wait until I finish this dungeon before joining, and I'll save some points at that time." Come in and buy something."
This is one of the reasons, there is still a troublesome Xie Shao waiting for him in the copy. Qi Yu decided to deal with him first, and then he was thinking about joining a small group to have fun together, otherwise everyone in this group would be bound and would play dungeons together. What if his team cannot be in the same dungeon as Xie Shao, that would be bad.
He didn't finish the rest of the sentence, but Tang Yu didn't pursue it too much, and nodded in agreement after hearing what he said was good.
"Then it's settled. I'll make a reservation for you first. When the time comes, you will come in directly and your elder brother Tang Yu will cover you. Oh, by the way, Qi Yu, is there any information about your next dungeon?"
"Not yet," Qi Yu shook his head, "The dungeon information came out relatively slowly this time, but no matter how slow it is, it won't take long. It should be out tomorrow at the most."
The two of them got together and chatted for a while, and Tang Yu recommended several small games that can be played on a single player, which are the best to pass the time. Perhaps because he couldn't stand the nagging, not long after Qi Yu hung up the phone and left the bar, he received a message from the game about the next dungeon.
[Dungeon name: Two women compete for one man.]
[Task requirements: In the fairy tale world, the worlds belonging to Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White merged together strangely. The game will automatically select a camp for the players, and you need to support Little Red Riding Hood or Snow White, so that they can successfully win the prince's heart.]
[When the prince gets married, Ninia and Lusevi have ended their years of confrontation and war with each other, and the mission can be completed.]
For this mission, the game has kindly notified the mission content in advance, the information given is very detailed, and the preparation time left for the players is also very sufficient, but Qi Yu is not only unhappy, but also wants to scold her, because—
[Congratulations to player Qi Yu, triggering the exclusive props bowknot distribution plot, the game will automatically bind your identity as Little Red Riding Hood and give you special tasks.]
[You who wear a bowknot and get charm +30, please rely on your beauty and with the help of the players, successfully capture the prince's heart!]
[Come on, the game is optimistic about you~]
"My day..."
Qi Yu spat out half of his cursing words, and suddenly remembered the last time he was scolded by the narrow-minded system, and he got stuck. But he was really upset if he didn't scold. Remembering the cheerful and unrestrained look of a certain host on the forum just now, he cautiously sent a questionable message to Tang Yu.
"Wouldn't you be punished for scolding the game in the forum?"
Tang Yu's answer came quickly: "That's right, our forum was originally formed for scolding games. You can go to the section section, and there is another one dedicated to scolding games."
"As long as you go in and shout, 800 strong men will rush out to play shabby games with you."
Qi Yu: "..."
He clicked on the forum and posted several posts in a row, expressing the anger he had accumulated in his chest for the game to the fullest.
After a while, Tang Yu tapped him cautiously.
"Qi Yu, how are you doing?"
"Are you happy?"
Qi Yu: "..."
"Not bad, I have a good time scolding."
"But in this section, shouldn't the people who scold you be deleted? Like that, the game is a stinky pig. It's better not to enter this level of scolding, right?"
"I think he can scold the game openly, and the game will think he is flirting with it :)"
Tang Yu: "..."