As soon as the game announcement came out, the players were all stunned.
What does this mean
This is to ask them to help the queen
Little Red Riding Hood is reasonable, after all, it is a competitor, and it is not impossible to help the queen cheat Snow White. But Snow White is...
Everyone is confused, what should I do
They are supposed to be Snow White's knights, but now they are going to comb his hair and poison him to stun him. This... What if Snow White refuses to trust them anymore and decides to live in seclusion in the forest because of being too sad
Wouldn't their mission be cool? !
"Brother Wang, this won't work," said a young man with red hair, who looked very fashionable and handsome, "The task given to us by the game has been cheating Snow White. If the favorability level is brushed to the bottom, next We can't do our job."
His name is Wei Jin, he has only experienced one copy less than Wang Yicheng, and he is also a very heavyweight player in the team. When he said this, the others also nodded. It was a right thing to do the mission, but after completing the mission, all the NPCs of the faction were wiped out. This is not cheating yourself.
Wei Jin: "If the task is to feed Snow White poisonous apples, then feed him. After all, he can be put in the coffin after feeding. When the prince is brought over, let him have a kiss, and then they will be together." It's about the young lovers. We just need to add fuel to the fire, but this poisonous comb...is there any other use besides adding drama to the queen?"
some.
Qi Yu in the dwarf hut replied sincerely.
He was looking at the queen in front of him.
"She" was wearing a black gold-edged skirt, and her waist was quite thin. It was the overly broad shoulders and the shoddy wig hanging on her head that easily revealed the secret of "her".
As for the face, it's so dark that it can't be seen. Anyway, the outline is quite gentle, no wonder it's qualified to dress up as a man.
That's right, this Comrade Queen, who plays the villainous big boss throughout the plot of Snow White, is also a Xibei product.
Let's count the important plot characters who are appearing now. Except for the big bad wolf, the others, Snow White, the queen and him, are all not women.
I don't know whether to sympathize with the king or the player who is confused, or the prince who is about to be surrounded by women's gangsters
"Why do you arrest me?" The male queen raised her face, showing great momentum, "I can tell you, I am a noble queen, if you dare to do anything to me, there will be guards coming to hunt you down!"
Oh, so scared.
Qi Yu glanced down at the black backpack he was carrying on his back, and raised his eyebrows slightly.
player
The game actually got another player to be the queen, what exactly is it trying to do
The male queen didn't know that her identity had been found out, so she thought that Qi Yu was some special NPC, the kind that controlled the dwarves here to occupy the mountain as king. Although it sounds very unreliable, it seems that the brain is too big, but when did the game become reliable? In dungeons, anything can happen.
This point is recognized by players who have lived in the game for a period of time.
Relying on his current high status, he cursed a lot, why His Majesty the King loves me so much, if he finds out that I'm missing, he will definitely send troops to search the mountain. What I am a super powerful witch, if you dare to do something to me, you will definitely be cursed, and my magic will also record those who do it to me and send it to King Barabara.
The little dwarves who had never seen the world were trembling with fright, watching Qi Yu hesitate to speak, his face was written all over, why don't we just throw him out - such a very clear word.
Qi Yu, who had seen the big world, waved his hand and told them to go down and continue cooking. He stared at the arrogant queen for a few seconds, and after softening the inexplicable guilty conscience of the other party, he stretched out his hand and pulled off the other party's wig without mercy.
"Ah!" The other party let out a tragic cry, which directly woke up the unconscious Xie Shao.
He opened his eyes in a daze, and before Qi Yu had time to speak to him, he suddenly screamed, sat up from the bed, and asked:
"who is he?"
"Why is he here?!"
Qi Yu: "He is..."
Xie Shao didn't wait for him to finish, and interrupted him directly, covering his face with his hands and sobbing in pain.
"Yuyu, I know you like Dad, and it's because I rejected you that you ran away from home. I've been trying to persuade you to give up on me, but I didn't expect you to drug me in order to get me!"
"What's more unexpected is that it's not enough for you to have me alone, you actually brought other people here!"
"How can I not compare to him?"
"Tell me! Dad is not as good as him, you actually want to find someone else! Wuwuwu, my heart is so cold, you actually treat me like this."
Qi Yu: "..."
Qi Yu: "No, I didn't, he was just now..."
"Don't explain, I will never listen to you again, woo woo woo."
Xie Shao cried loudly, stood up from the bed, turned around and ran in the style of the old Xiaoyan heroine, and rushed into the next room. The door was slammed shut, and he could vaguely hear his crying in pain, the kind of crying and cursing at the same time.
like—
"I'm so beautiful, he actually has me and an afro!"
"What's so good about a disgraceful afro."
Qi Yu: "..."
He wanted to explain, but Xie Shao's performance shocked him, and he couldn't think of anything to say when he opened his mouth.
Turning to look at the male queen, the other party immediately jumped up and retreated three feet, covering his chest with his hands, as if he was afraid that he would attack him, and guarded against animals.
Qi Yu: "..."
Look at this pot, it's big and round, doesn't it look like the one that Xie Shao threw to him in the first dungeon
He took a deep breath and said, "I think we can have a good chat, I know you are a player, and so am I."
He raised this point, wanting to have a good discussion with the male queen about the game. After all, only the two of them were somehow thrown over and pretended to be game NPCs.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the voice fell, the other party immediately took three steps back, eyes full of vigilance and tears.
The wig that was still on his head after he forcibly pulled it off looked like a little hedgehog, wrapped in short fluffy and blown hair.
"I know, you must have taken a fancy to my beauty!"
"You want to use the secret that I am a player to threaten me so that you can get my body, but this is impossible! I will never sell my body to complete the mission."
"You give up!!!"
Qi Yu: "..."
This familiar magical formula, why, did you and Xie Shao agree to come and choke him together
He casually took the mirror that the male queen had dropped when she was caught by the dwarfs, and handed it to him. The original intention was to let him look in the mirror and compare the difference in appearance between the two, and it would be best to have an understanding of his current gloomy appearance.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the other party took the mirror, there was an exclamation in the mirror.
Qi Yu looked at it, and was shocked to find that there was a stick figure in the mirror. The two black peas looked at the queen, and he vomited vividly.
"My God, where did such an ugly person come from, get him away, get him away!"
"Ouch, no, it's too ugly."
"Looking at it again, I'm going to throw up, you go!"
The male queen was so angry that the wig almost exploded, he no longer cared about Qi Yu who was still standing in front of him, and tore it up with the mirror.
"You fart!"
"The beauty of the prosperity of labor and capital can almost blind your eyes!"
"Except for Snow White, I am the most beautiful person in this kingdom. Why do you call me ugly? I want you to praise me a hundred times immediately, otherwise you will just wait to become a shard mirror!"
The mirror is unyielding.
"Impossible, ugly is ugly!"
"You throw me, even if I am broken, even if I am broken into thousands of pieces, I will express my truest aesthetics with an unyielding voice."
"You are ugly!"
"The most beautiful person in the entire kingdom is not you at all. The most beautiful is Snow White, and then there is Little Red Riding Hood. Even without them, there will still be tens of thousands of people who are prettier than you standing up."
"I will never give in!"
"You!..." The male queen was so angry that he was about to vomit blood. He took a few deep breaths, gritted his teeth and said in a sinister voice, "You are unyielding, right? Then I hope that after you are soaked in the toilet, you can still be so strong .”
Mirror:"… "
The male queen smiled charmingly, and turned around to find where the toilet in the room was. It was not the kind of person who just talked but didn't do anything, and the mirror was not the kind of mirror that would allow herself to be ruined. It pulled her throat I started shouting.
"Help! Save the mirror, there are devils who want to abuse the mirror!"
"Little Red Riding Hood, come and save me!"
"You look so good-looking, you must be the cutest and lively girl in the world, if you save me, I will tell you the beauty secrets, so that you can grow and look better, and finally succeed in surpassing Snow White and become the most beautiful girl in our country woman."
Qi Yu: "..."
That's it
The male queen looked around the room vigilantly, and finally confirmed that there was only Qi Yu alive here. He looked at him with a strange expression, and asked tentatively in a low voice:
"little Red Riding Hood?"
Qi Yu: "..."
After a moment of silence, he nodded silently.
"Fuck," the male queen became agitated all of a sudden, "Is there anyone else who is as miserable as me? I thought I was the only one who was randomly turned into an NPC. Shit...cough cough..."
Almost swearing, thinking of the extremely cautious game, he slammed on the brakes and swallowed what he wanted to say.
"Brother, what's the matter with you?"
"I haven't seen other players since I entered the game, and I was thrown into the grass outside the palace. The skirt on my body was changed, and I was holding a mirror and a comb in my hand. Then tell me, I am now Queen, let me come to the forest to deal with Snow White, and don't say anything else."
Qi Yu thought of how he looked when he first entered this dungeon, and nodded with sympathy.
"It's the same for me. He didn't tell me any other information. And he changed my clothes. Fortunately, I brought other clothes, or... Wait! What did you just say? You were changed into a skirt? When you came in, you were wearing...a skirt too?"
"That's right." Unlike the cautious person who asked the question, he was very calm at the time, "I heard that wearing women's clothing has a miraculous effect on the boss of the strategy game, and I like wearing skirts, so I asked them to change them." Put on makeup, and came in wearing a skirt. Brother, you look like a handsome and open-minded little brother, you won’t discriminate against me like those people, right?”
Qi Yu: "...No."
How can he discriminate, he himself has worn women's clothing so many times...
I always feel that if this continues, I will be forced to awaken some strange attributes.
Also, big brother, are you the stupid kid who believed in those advertisements in the forum
What is the fate that brought us two together...
"That's good," the male queen looked at his words and found that he seemed a little tangled, but there was really no other meaning, and immediately reached out to pat him on the shoulder boldly, "Good brother, we will be sisters from now on. My name is Meng Ping, you What is your name?"
Who wants to be your sister
Qi Yu patted his hand off indifferently.
"My name is Qi Yu, and I was tricked into playing the role of Little Red Riding Hood in this dungeon. Do you know that other than you, there are other players in the same situation as us?"
Like what prince
This is the key target of the game. If he is made into a player again, then this dungeon is really impossible to do.
"I don't have any other information. Although the place where I came in and was thrown was a little far away from the forest, it was not too far away. The road was in the wilderness, and I didn't meet anyone else."
Meng Ping didn't mind being slapped away, he arranged his skirt, took out a small handkerchief and began to wipe his face. Neither Qi Yu nor Xie Shao can compare to his professional ethics in the professional ethics of women's clothing boss.
But fortunately, he only behaved a little more politely, and his speech was still quite careless and rough.
"I said brother, you don't need to think too much."
"I think there is no one else who is as miserable as the two of us. It's better that you took the script of Little Red Riding Hood. I took the script of the queen and was thrown on the road where I didn't know anything. I gave it back An arrow made me come over, and when I walked back into the forest, I simply let myself search blindly."
"I almost broke my walking legs, so I managed to find the place."
"If it wasn't for the game's jump message, I was still panicking. Did I go to the wrong place and was caught by the mountain king in the forest? Hey, the game asked everyone to help me complete the task, what about Snow White? He is not in the room in?"
When it came to the end, Meng Ping was still a little shy, his face was full of the most genuine yearning for the beauty and a little bit of envy.
"It would be great if I could look that good-looking too."
Qi Yu: "..."
Qi Yu: "Sorry, you've already met him."
Meng Ping:? ?
Qi Yu: "Didn't you still lament just now that there is no one worse than the two of us. In fact, there is, and it is the one inside."
"I would like to introduce it solemnly now."
"The man inside who took the script of Snow White is my friend."
"When I found him, he was not only wearing women's clothing, but his mind was also ruined by games. He used to be a person who wanted to save face, and his family conditions were also very good. When he went out, he would be chased by countless little girls and called him a god. Now he is determined. I really feel that he is my father, and... he still has convulsions like just now."
"Do you still think you are miserable?"
Meng Ping: "..."
I don't think so, the one inside...
Really miserable man.