There was a lot of movement in the room. Meng Ping, who was in the outer room, hesitated for a while before knocking on the door.
"Qi Yu, Xie Shao, what's the matter with you two?"
"It's nothing," Qi Yu casually retracted Song Qing's leg, and put on the matching white coat casually, "Stop fighting, Xie Shao, quickly put on the clothes for me, and if you don't wear them again, I will cooperate with Song Qing." I beat you."
Xie Shao: "..."
He moaned and groaned aggrievedly for a long time, and finally went inside with his clothes to change, and he didn't forget to give Song Qing a jio before he left.
Song Qing with two dark circles under his eyes was paralyzed on the ground, like a dead fish. He was the most aggrieved one. These two people did whatever they wanted, without showing any mercy.
He looked up at Qi Yu, who was wearing a small skirt, and gave a stubborn and unyielding pooh: "You two couples, join forces and beat me, if you have the ability to fight one-on-one!"
Qi Yu calmly started provoking with his wand in his hand: "Are you not convinced? If not, I can quit. You go in and have a one-on-one confrontation with him."
Song Qing: "..."
But he can't beat Xie Shao one-on-one, which is really a sad fact.
Song Qing swallowed his grievance with humiliation, shut up and didn't speak, lying on the ground as if he was cold.
All the joy of watching the excitement evaporated. I never thought that the bastard Xie Shao would still want to beat him after he became like this!
This spicy chicken!
He, Song Rise Qing, swears here that he must become stronger as soon as possible, train himself hard, and aim to beat Xie Shao violently!
It's better to beat these two dogs and men together.
He can!
Meng Ping, who stood outside the door and listened: "..."
What is it all about inside, why did it suddenly become a riot, what happened? Why do you hear other people's voices
Could it be that they secretly hid men in it
He thought and thought, but he couldn't hold back and opened the door to see what happened, but when he opened it, he saw Qi Yu looking down at a man. The man was lying on the ground, his head and face could not be seen clearly, only a few strands of golden hair could be seen protruding.
From Meng Ping's point of view, it's almost like...
"Qi Yu!!!" Meng Ping screamed, "Hurry up and hit him!!! That gangster, he's peeking up your skirt, hit him!!!"
Qi Yu: "..."
Song Qing: "..."
The screams failed to make Qi Yu make a move, but instead attracted the players outside. A group of players who were keeping an eye on the door all the time heard the scream, how could they bear it, they slid to the window where Song Qing crawled in, one after another, yelling Ask non-stop.
"What? Where's the rogue?"
"Where? Did someone spy on the princess/Little Red Riding Hood? Just let us do it! Let him know why the flowers are so red?"
"What about people...people..."
As the captain, Wang Yicheng, who rushed in first, rolled up his sleeves halfway, looking at the man who was obviously wearing a very gorgeous suit, he was a little stuck.
Of course, the clothes are not important, what is really scary is that the dog You You deliberately marked two red letters on Song Qing's head after they came in.
[prince]
These two characters were written so big that they couldn't be bigger, and they just drew an arrow pointing to Song Qing under the portrait.
The scariest thing is...
Wearing a beautiful little skirt on the side, Qi Yu looks good but can be recognized as a man at a glance, with a scarlet letter of the same style as the prince's on his head.
[little Red Riding Hood]
"... Am I blind?" Queen Pei Hu Wang Yicheng climbed in one step at a time. As the captain of the Little Red Riding Hood camp, Qi Yu's old acquaintance stared at him for a few seconds, deeply suspecting that he might have appeared hallucinations.
"Wang Yicheng, pinch me to see if I'm dreaming?"
The corner of Wang Yicheng's mouth twitched: "...it shouldn't be a dream, because I saw it too."
"Brother Hu," Qi Yu was no longer silent, he nodded towards Pei Hu, moved a stool and sat down very calmly, and by the way admired the stunned look of the group of players after they came in.
"I didn't expect this dungeon to meet you, long time no see."
"...Long time no see," Pei Hu subconsciously replied, then reached out and rubbed his eyes with an indescribable expression, "Qi Yu, you are..."
He sighed, not knowing what to say for a while.
All the players who belonged to the Little Red Riding Hood camp were stupefied, dumbstruck, rubbing their eyes and pinching themselves.
After confirming that he was not dreaming, Wang almost burst into tears.
why is it like this!
Why did Little Red Riding Hood actually turn into a man, even if he is a big guy in women's clothing, even if he looks pretty good-looking, this is not allowed!
How should a man capture the heart of a prince.
and…
Looking at the swollen nose and blue eyes, it was obviously Comrade Wang Zi who had just been beaten up. A group of players were clutching their chests, not knowing what to say...
Look at the situation. It's...The prince was beaten up by Red Riding Hood? After being beaten like this, you might still fall in love with the guy who beat him up?
The players were tearful and felt that they might not be able to complete the task. How could it be done! The prince is not shaking m!
qwq my heart hurts so much.
The players from Snow White's camp were superficially comforted, but the corners of their mouths couldn't stop.
Hehehe, since Little Red Riding Hood is like this, no matter what their Snow White looks like, the possibility of winning the prince's heart must be higher than theirs.
Caught off guard, he was about to win right away.
Happy!
"What's going on here?" Pei Hu asked sadly, "Qi Yu, why are you Little Red Riding Hood? Is the game messing with us?"
"No, he's messing with all of us." Qi Yu glanced at Wang Yicheng pointingly, but the other party didn't understand what he meant, but returned him a troubled smile with a little ease and worry .
It is probably because he is an acquaintance and a player of the opposite camp in this dungeon, that's why his smile is so complicated.
Qi Yu didn't care how complicated his state of mind was, he had already reminded him anyway, and hoped that when Wang Yicheng saw "Snow White", his mood would not be so broken.
They were stunned by this unexpected encounter. Before they had time to communicate, the game popped up again.
[The romantic prince chose to avoid other people and secretly met Snow White and Little Red Riding Hood. Their meeting was warm and full of sparks. It was not just the players who heard the sound, but also the guards who were looking for His Royal Highness.]
[Hearing that His Royal Highness has found his destined partner, His Royal Highness specially ordered the guards to bring the princesses back together to attend the grand banquet at night]
[Note, if you have seen Her Royal Highness, please send her back by the way.]
After this wave of light screen was played, no one else had time to say anything. Meng Ping stood up first, and said indignantly: "Why the hell should I just take it back with me by the way? Dog man! Am I not your wife?"
A man shouted angrily there, am I not your wife? This is indeed a bit eye-catching. But the most surprising thing is…
On his head was a frame of the same style as Qi Yu's, which read:
[queen]
Players: "..."
Just to tell a joke, the queen and Little Red Riding Hood are both men.
Still players.
"Fuck Meng Ping? Why are you here?"
"Damn, why did I get you again? I just got rid of you not long ago!"
Someone exclaimed and immediately recognized Meng Ping's identity.
Meng Ping's popularity among players is much higher than that of Qi Yu, a little-known rookie like Qi Yu. Of course, it's not because of how powerful he is or how strong his strength is, but because he's so weird.
In this kind of game where female players basically wear pants to enter the dungeon, a big man wearing a long skirt that stretches the floor, wandering around in a charming and enchanting manner, immediately produced a crowd of spectators.
Become famous overnight.
These four words refer to Meng Ping, who is full of flamboyant women's clothes.
The bald man who was shouting was rubbing his head, looked at Meng Ping and then at Qi Yu, who was in a fluttering skirt, and asked tentatively: "Well, Meng Ping is your... apprentice?"
He originally wanted to say the same kind, but it was not polite to say this word in person, so he braked suddenly and changed the word to apprentice.
Of course, everyone knows what the specific question is.
Meng Ping giggled, and before he had time to show off, Qi Yu cut him off. He glanced at Meng Ping slowly, curled his lips and stroked his hair.
"Of course not, can he teach me such a good-looking apprentice?"
Meng Ping: "..."
? ? Why are you so mean
We don't have the fate of master and apprentice, but we are all wearing skirts, so can't we speak softly
If you attack me personally, I will report it!
They were chatting here, and His Royal Highness, who was lying dead on the other side, was also picked up. Faced with this kind of key person who is related to their clearance of the dungeon, the players' attitude is attentive and thoughtful. Song Qing squeezed the wet tissue they handed him to wipe his face, and suddenly puffed up his chest proudly.
This is the real treatment that npcs will encounter in dungeons!
Look at that fish, he's learned something from some bastard!
He actually hit an npc!
Don't you want to complete the task
His Royal Highness wiped his bruised face, relying on Xie Shao to not hit him in front of so many players, he took a deep breath and shouted loudly.
"Did you fall into the latrine?"
"If you don't come out again, I will take Little Red Riding Hood and leave!"
As soon as the words were finished, there was a creaking sound and a white shadow flashed across the window, a certain rabbit in a small vest was able to hit Prince Song on the head with agility and speed.
"Boom".
The voice was so solid and loud that one had to wonder whether Wang Zi's head would be broken.
"Ahhh," Song Qing held his head and shouted in pain, "It hurts me to death, why did you hit me again! Are you crazy, you rabbit?!"
"Boom—"
Mr. Rabbit responded by knocking him down again.
It squeezed its beard, and its red eyes that were as bright as glass glared at Song Qing angrily, with a sharp and loud voice: "Your Highness, don't you remember your etiquette?"
"Calling a woman so rudely! Calling a woman's nickname like that, you simply burned all the teachings of the court teachers for many years!"
"I won't allow it!"
"You said it again immediately, and apologized to the two ladies!"
Song Qing: "..."
To be reasonable, I have never received any teachings on bullshit court etiquette!
Also, are you blind, these two big men are here, and you still have the nerve to call them ladies? Are your eyes just for display
He raised his doubts, and was almost chased by the rabbit for a third time.
Mr. Rabbit was very excited.
"Ms. Little Red Riding Hood is recognized as the cutest, lively and most beautiful girl in our country. In terms of beauty, only Snow White from the neighboring country can match her. Although he does not have royal blood, his mother's ancestors also had the Duke's knighthood."
"He's a good girl who is perfectly worthy of you!"
"Your Highness, please apologize to him and invite him to the banquet. Your Highness has been waiting for you for a long time."
Song Qing: "..."
Qi Yu: "..."
Players: "..."
What is there and what is there! You, a screenwriter who tampered with the plot indiscriminately, are too much!
You are simply making up a lot of things, tampering with Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales to look like this. Be careful that Andersen jumps up from the ground and beats you violently!
Inexplicably, Qi Yu, who was given the honorable status and the most beautiful title in the country, scratched his head, glanced at Mr. Rabbit's fluffy and fleshy paws, and asked cautiously:
"Should we go and see how Snow White is doing? I think he hasn't come out for so long, maybe something happened."
After he said this, the others reacted. Oh right, what about Snow White? His Royal Highness was still calling him just now, so he must be in this room. Judging from the direction he just called, is he in the toilet
Is Snow White constipated
As soon as this magical guess was proposed, it was immediately blocked by other players. How is this possible? Who is Snow White? He is a character in a fairy tale world, he is still a princess, he must be the kind of little fairy who drinks dew and eats flower petals without going to the toilet.
The images of Little Red Riding Hood and the Queen have already collapsed, and they will never allow the image of Snow White to collapse along with it again.
However, with the first two examples here, many players are also uneasy.
What if Snow White was also a...
No no no, absolutely not.
As soon as this idea came out, the players from Snow White's camp could strangle it to death in their hearts. Seeing that victory was imminent, they must not have such an idea of shaking the morale of the army.
Their Snow White must have long ebony hair and snow-white skin like in a fairy tale world, and she is a peerless beauty who can fascinate the prince.
Under everyone's expectant eyes, Qi Yu opened the door and walked in, and then they heard a scream.
"Xie Shao, are you okay?"
Qi Yu stretched out his hand to help him up. When he just came in, he found Xie Shao leaning limply on the corner of the wall, the beautiful skirts were scattered there, and the clothes on his chest were torn by him, but he could still see a not-so-uncomfortable Noticeable small ups and downs.
Wow! You can really have a little chest after wearing it!
This idea flashed in Qi Yu's mind, he quickly pulled him up, Xie Shao even got his strength to stand up from the ground, but the whole person still looked limp, his two slender legs were shaking all the time , his eyes were foggy, as if he had just been ravaged by someone.
Qi Yu:? ?
"What happened to you?"
He asked curiously.
Xie Shao: "..."
Xie Shao: "qwq, I don't know either. It didn't take long for me to come in. I can't even walk, and I can't stand up. I feel so uncomfortable."
Qi Yu:? ?
I don't understand, there is nothing else in the bathroom, he has already checked it. If it is the kind of medicine that needs time-sensitive relapse, then he stayed in it for a long time. Why is Xie Shao like this when he has nothing to do
Could it be? …
He couldn't help turning his head to look at Song Qing suspiciously.
Song Qing:? ? ? What do you see me doing? If I had the ability, would I still be hit on the head by the two of you? Look at my handsome face, are you beasts? Doubt me like this! ! !
He was so wronged that he almost cried.
But Mr. Rabbit stepped forward in time and told everyone why Xie Shao became like this.
He first bowed respectfully and then danced around Xie Shao bouncing around.
"This symptom seems a bit familiar..."
"Ah, I remembered, isn't this the queen's curse? You..."
Mr. Rabbit looked at Meng Ping hesitantly. He didn't ask why, but he could guess from his expression that he must have made up a lot of complicated things in his brain.
Gongdou, it's really a dangerous war without gunpowder smoke!
Meng Ping: "..."
I'm not, I'm not...
Would you believe me if I said I was forced
Mr. Rabbit didn't understand the hint on his expression, anyway, he jumped over the topic automatically and consciously.
"This is a curse that is not too dangerous. It should have no direct contact with your body, the princess, so it only has the effect of making you unable to walk. It is very simple to lift this curse, and you have to let the prince give it to you." Just a loving kiss from you."
Mr. Rabbit slapped his paws, his furry face was full of satisfaction, as if he was happy that he could think of such a good solution to the curse and at the same time let the prince kiss him.
But he's happy, and the others are...
Song Qing:? ? ? ! ! ! ! !
You are afraid that you want my life!
Qi Yu: "..."
A loving kiss
This sounds unreliable. What kind of loving kiss can the two of them have, I am afraid that there is only violent fist.
Xie Shao :)
You don't need to speak, just look at the expression.
Players: "..."
The players are really the worst people on the scene. After entering this dungeon, they are really being tested all the time. Do you think that this test refers to the threat of points being deducted if you fail to complete the task
No, it's not!
It is their precarious three views!
Dog days!
Snow White is actually a man too!
:) Game Do you think you are playing some BL fairy tale fan game? The whole process is ooc, why haven't you been beaten to death yet
Not long after Mr. Rabbit finished speaking, the game immediately flashed a light screen.
[Mission: Countdown to the Kiss of Love.]
[Task introduction: The cursed Snow White has weak legs and cannot leave the cabin. In order for her to catch up with the banquet in the palace, players are asked to help her undo the curse and reach the kiss of love.]
↑ This is for the Snow White faction.
What is for the Little Red Riding Hood camp is to let them think of a way to destroy it. It is absolutely impossible to let Snow White and the prince kiss together. It is best to push Little Red Riding Hood out and let him kiss the prince.
Everyone: "..."
They really don't want to do this task, but they can't do it if they don't do it. There are still punishments hanging under the light screen.
[If the curse cannot be undone, Snow White will be punished and arrested and sent back to the palace to be imprisoned.]
[Players please complete the task as soon as possible!]
The scarlet letter of the game urging was hung there, but seeing if Song Qing and Xie Shao didn't have the courage to ask them to kiss each other. After a long while, someone persuaded me to commit suicide. We are all old men, so we don't care so much, just kiss each other and let it go. At worst, it's like you ate a pig's head.
Xie Shao sneered, saying that he would rather kiss a pig's head than Song Qing. Moreover, he slowed down his voice, raised his eyebrows and looked at Qi Yu: "The person I want to kiss is right next to me. If the curse is broken, there must be a kiss, Yuyu, can you kiss me?"
All the players were stunned.
What's the matter? Why is this plot getting weirder and weirder
The prince, princess and Little Red Riding Hood are still in a love triangle, so exciting