After this dungeon trip, although the journey was messy, and everyone only now knew that their mission targets were all men, after careful study, it turned out to be quite smooth.
Along the way, all the released tasks were completed.
In the game process of ordinary players, this can be called a high score and high evaluation, and the boss will take a lie and play happily. But this kind of happiness also has a limit, such as now—
The task they encountered seemed to be on the brink of completion.
It's not that the boss can't take it, but that the boss doesn't want to do this task.
Looking at the three people who didn't speak, but were obviously surrounded by blood and blood, the players carefully avoided a little bit, and no one dared to let the prince and Snow White kiss each other freely.
Because they don't want to be beaten.
It's quite normal to be hit by an attacking monster in the instance, but it's too miserable to be hit by a neutral NPC, or even an NPC from your own faction.
And the two protagonists who were stared at deeply by them.
Xie Shao looked at Qi Yu, and Song Qing stared at the sky angrily, the two had no intersection at all.
Wang Yicheng looked at his points, and he felt that the main task this time might be suspended. Fortunately, the points he has accumulated are quite thick, and he has completed a lot of side missions in the process. Even if this mission fails, it is barely OK, and he will not fall into the tragic situation of deducting all points and dying.
His mentality is stable because he has enough points, but the eyes of other players who don't have enough points are more gloomy. If the task fails and the points are not enough, they will face death. Under the threat of death, they can do many things that break the bottom line.
Therefore, when Xie Shao wanted to say something to Qi Yu, a few players rushed out from the sidelines and came straight to him, ready to push him to the side of the prince and grab him again. Then the prince let the two kiss each other.
These players are also thinking very simple, if you don't want to kiss, you don't want to. If I force you two to kiss, it will be over. Anyway, the game didn't say anything, it can't be forced to do it.
The idea is good, but they miscalculated Xie Shao's combat effectiveness.
The players who shot were two big men who looked very strong, and there were three or four men to help. With such strength, it is reasonable to say that even a large object of several hundred catties can move a few times. But they pulled hard... Xie Shao stood firmly on the spot without any movement.
One more tug—
Still not moving.
Players: ? ?
How
Is your Snow White still a weight
Why is it so heavy
Looking at Snow White's slender waist wrapped in a skirt and her straight long legs looming under the skirt, the players were all shocked, they didn't understand why this person couldn't move. This kind of shock made them unable to react at once, and they subconsciously froze for a few seconds. It was during these few seconds that Xie Shao made a more flamboyant action.
With a groan, he forcibly changed the direction in which the players were pulling him, and smashed towards Qi Yu in the opposite direction.
Qi Yu subconsciously wanted to run, but as soon as his legs moved, he felt countless hands grabbing him from behind. The players from the Little Red Riding Hood camp who had been eyeing him swarmed up, grabbing him and pushing forward. Pei Hu, an old acquaintance, was the fastest and neatest, and he comforted him while pulling him back:
"Fish, for the sake of points, you should follow us."
"It's okay, just hugging and kissing won't hurt, you have to trust me."
Qi Yu:? ?
If he had this strength, he would definitely turn around and blow the heads of these stinky players, but he didn't, he was still a useless fish that hadn't finished training, so he was dragged to Xie Shao, Xie Shao happily stretched Shot and hugged him.
Then, in front of everyone, the Trojan horse kissed Qi Yu happily and without hesitation.
It's not a kiss on the face, it's a kiss on the mouth.
The voice was loud, and she smacked her lips after kissing, she seemed to enjoy it very much.
Qi Yu: Day!
Players from the Little Red Riding Hood camp, clap your hands, so happy.
Players from the Snow White camp: What are these Sabbies doing? ? ?
Only after the push was over did the player react, and someone exclaimed: "No, he is Snow White, not a prince, we should let Little Red Riding Hood kiss the prince!"
Pei Hu's clapping hands were stiff, facing Qi Yu's angry eyes, he turned his head stiffly, his face full of tears: "It's over, I just watched someone rush up to us and I followed .”
That's the downside of being experienced...
After experiencing faction confrontation, when seeing what people from the opposite faction want to do, they will subconsciously sabotage and sing the opposite. The previous dungeon is nothing, after all, we will destroy whatever the opponent does, which is the true meaning of faction against dungeon.
But in this messy dungeon with a messy plot...
Pei Hu: "If we let Little Red Riding Hood kiss Snow White, will there be any consequences?"
The players answered in a hurry:
"I don't know, this dungeon is too fascinating, I really can't guess the result."
"There shouldn't be anything wrong, right? We haven't violated the mission, we just did something superfluous. How about pulling Little Red Riding Hood to give the prince a kiss?"
"It was only when they were caught off guard just now, how can it be done now."
Some people complained, and a few started to complain about the person who was the first to rush out to push Qi Yu.
"Why are you so impulsive, you should push to the other side just now."
"That's right, if you pushed the other side just now, we must have a different ending now, and maybe we have already received points happily."
The player: "…"
He whispered: "I'm sorry, looking at Snow White's face, I subconsciously regarded him as a prince."
Everyone: "..."
That being said, it seems quite reasonable.
Look at Xie Shao, then look at Song Qing, although Song Qing can't be called ugly, but in terms of appearance...
Xie Shao in a skirt can crush him too.
Song Qing:? ?
What the hell are you looking at
Discriminate against the prince, report it!
While suffering from the fact that he couldn't beat Xie Shao, he could only watch him flirtatiously there, but at the same time, he felt that he was so flirtatious that he would be fucked by the game sooner or later, so he happily watched the play on the sidelines, while not forgetting to stare and look down on him His handsome players.
The prince is very busy.
But what he didn't expect was that the game did mess with Xie Shao, but while messing with Xie Shao, it also messed with him :)
[mission failed.]
[There was a true love kiss between Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White. The player's mission failed, causing the plot of the dungeon to start to distort. Now, in order to correct the plot, Snow White will be sent to the banquet.]
The display screen of the game froze for a few seconds, and then continued to display a large paragraph of text.
[Snow White showed his astonishing beauty and gentle dancing posture at the banquet. The prince fell in love with him at first sight, and the king was also very satisfied with him. He stayed in the palace and planned to order the prince to marry the princess the next day.]
[Trigger task: After the feast.]
[Players of the Little Red Riding Hood camp, you have one last chance to turn defeat into victory, please send Little Red Riding Hood into the palace immediately. If he can sneak into the prince's chambers and make the prince beg the king to change his mind, you will win.]
[Players from the Snow White camp, your task is to defend the bedroom of His Royal Highness and prevent Little Red Riding Hood from entering. Victory is just around the corner, please work hard to defend the points you are about to harvest!]
This time, the game released the mission content for both parties without any obstruction at all.
The players looked at each other vigilantly, and tacitly re-divided into two teams, separating two camps with clear distinctions in the small room.
"Snow White, why don't you follow along..." Wang Yicheng just wanted to seize the time to chat with Snow White one last time, but when he turned his head, the person who was still tired of Qi Yu just now disappeared.
"Where is the person? Fuck, is it disappearing so fast?"
Everyone looked at the place where the prince was standing just now, and as expected, the person had disappeared.
The action of the game is really fast this time.
The room was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly exploded.
"Damn! Run, this dog is not going to teleport us, hurry up and find a way to enter the prince's bedroom to guard before the banquet is over!" This is the panicked, but not particularly panicked Snow White camp.
"call out-"
There was no sound, only a burst of smoke and dust.
This is an emergency run, and the Little Red Riding Hood camp that is about to lose. In the crowd of them running, a reluctant figure in a blue skirt can be vaguely seen.
Qi Yu is now being carried on his shoulders, shaking his stomach a little, feeling like he is about to vomit.
"Fuck, can you slow down and let me get down and run by myself?"
He didn't say he wouldn't go with them, he could run by himself!
"Can't!"
When everyone shouted, Qi Yu heard a burst of chattering voices ringing in his ears, and the faces that were too swaying to see their facial features turned around beside him, all looking anxious.
"How can you go by yourself, what if you get your skirt dirty?"
"That's right, there are so many small potholes in the forest and a lot of mud, how can you walk on them by yourself!"
"You can't do this kind of makeup either. Miss, do you have any cosmetics when you come out? It's just the kind that can make the eyelids bright and colorful. Hurry up and give him some."
"That's right, it's right, and I have to turn a bunch of red on my face, the kind that I always think is Gaoyuanhong and my girlfriend scolds me."
"What about lipstick and eyeliner? That's right."
Meng Ping looked around at the silly straight men with a sense of superiority, and he snorted coldly.
"It's foundation, eyeshadow, blush and highlighter, you stinking men who don't know anything. Didn't you see that he didn't even have foundation on his face? Which sister brought foundation? His skin looks too white and my foundation color The number is a bit inappropriate, do you have a suitable one?"
All straight men: Huh? ?
What? Does it depend on the color
So complicated.
Caught in it, the only two female players: "Sisters!"
In the process of walking, they couldn't grab Meng Ping to express the excitement of Lu Yu's sisters to him, so they had to cast an excited look, and frantically fumbled in the bag on their bodies.
Qi Yu's complexion is fairer among girls. Meng Ping, who is born with yellowish skin, has lost the qualification to contribute his own liquid foundation. Fortunately, there is a girl among the female players who is also fairer, so she can barely use it. .
The three of them got together, and actually took out a fairly complete set of cosmetics at this barren time when they came to participate in the dungeon.
The male players were terrified: "You guys are still holding cosmetics in this situation? Don't you think it's heavy? Shouldn't you bring more food and water or some utensils suitable for dungeons at this time?"
Don't think that you don't need to bring anything if you basically don't know what you will encounter in the dungeon. Just relying on the name of the dungeon revealed by the game, players can roughly guess what difficulties they may encounter. Like this Little Red Riding Hood, many people brought things to survive in the wild in the forest, as well as a lot of gold coins, which can be used to shop with other NPCs or obtain information.
In order to put the multifunctional props they find very useful, such as small shovels and folding tents, the male players wish to compress the space without even bringing their underwear. Don't say it's impossible, there really is such a thing. After all, in order to deal with possible monster attacks, everyone must ensure that their backpacks do not exceed the weight they can carry, so everyone should weigh their bags before carrying them. just do.
Under such circumstances, it is no wonder that someone would bring such bottles and jars that are completely useless in their opinion, no wonder they were speechless and surprised.
For their performance, the girls raised their chins indifferently.
"You men don't understand us at all."
"Everyone is a stinky straight man!"
"In this dungeon full of dangers, we may die at any time, that is to say, this may be our last days in this world. Since this is the case, I will absolutely not allow my ugly death!"
"We girls, even if we die, we must die beautifully!"
"You can take less food, but make sure to bring cosmetics!"
The girls said that they can survive on the food distributed in the game, and they don't have to worry about starving to death, so they can put an extra lipstick or eye shadow in their bags.
Although Meng Ping was not a girl, he nodded very resolutely, always defending his performance as a womanizer.
The male players don't quite understand girls' obsession, but it doesn't affect them, and it even helps a lot sometimes, so they scratch their heads and don't speak, and silently push Qi Yu to the girls in front of them.
Qi Yu: "..."
Draw it, draw it, if you have the ability, you can draw me until my parents don't know me.
That way no one can recognize him, and he can be a little more calm in a skirt.
The female players in the dungeon are really amazing. It took them only ten minutes to get Qi Yu into a decent makeup.
Opening his eyes and looking at the person in the mirror, Qi Yu almost didn't dare to recognize that it was him.
It cannot be said that the painting is too ugly, nor can it be said that it is impossible to recognize that it is himself. It's just that a few girls probably painted him a more feminine makeup to cater to his dress, so...
Qi Yu looked at himself with carefully drawn eyeliner, and twitched the corners of his mouth.
He seemed to see a few large characters floating beside him, saying cute plus one, lively plus one...
The players didn't have time to stay longer for a single makeup look, and after giving Qi Yu a few glances, they quickly carried him away. A group of people showed the top speed of the No. 11 bus, and rushed to the outside of the palace at a speed that almost regarded their legs as hot wheels.
A few men in guard uniforms were holding shields and spears, standing there with cold faces.
"What should we do now?"
"Should we rush in directly, or try to get in? They seem to be the type that won't let us in easily."
Meng Ping flicked his messy wig.
"Look at me!"
He stepped aggressively in front of the guards.
"I am the queen, I am back, send someone to take us back to the bedroom to wash."
The two guards looked at him, staring at his disheveled hair, his masculine face with all the makeup off, and his long skirt that ran wildly and rolled up.
"Sorry, please show proof."
So ugly, she must not be the queen.
Meng Ping: Damn it!
"I am the queen, haven't you seen my face?" He pointed at his face and asked them aggressively, "Where are my personal maids? If you don't recognize me, let them come over!"
The identity issued by the game must be responsible for the normal processing. Meng Ping was very confident in making a fuss, and he was not worried about revealing his secrets at all. He was going to bring all the players in directly, and then used the excuse of discussing with the prince to stuff Qi Yu directly into the prince's bedroom. This is what they discussed all the way here The most direct and most promising approach.
But unfortunately, they failed at the first level.
The two guards refused to enter, no matter what they asked, they just wanted them to show proof. If you are in a hurry, poke the notice on the side and tell them that tonight is a banquet in the palace. The people attending the banquet are all powerful dignitaries, and you are not allowed to enter casually.
Meng Ping: "..."
He went all out, patted his skirt and rubbed his face.
"I'm sorry, I'm not a queen. I'm here to attend the banquet. Because the carriage at home broke down, I came here in such a mess. May I go in?"
No matter what the hell, let's go in and talk about it first.
guard:? ?
Do you think we two are stupid
Meng Ping picked up his skirt and walked around in front of them, then stretched out his feet very deliberately.
Contemptuous eyes.
Do you see my shoes of pure gold with patterns
Do you smell this expensive, smell of money
Guard: "..."
All right, all right, let you go in.
Anyway, if you make it like this, the prince will definitely look down on you.
So they really put Meng Ping in...
A group of players looked at each other, trying to encourage Qi Yu to do the same thing, but when they turned their heads, Qi Yu, who had not been active all this time, had already walked up, standing in front of the guards and stroking his hair, expressionlessly explain:
"I'm the younger sister of the man in front."
"Since my sister can enter, so can my younger sister."
Guard: "..."
They moved aside silently a little.
There is nothing wrong with it, but I don’t know why, I always feel that this sentence is a bit weird, why is this
Inside the palace.
In the place where Snow White lived temporarily, the maid had a knife stuck to her throat.
In her frightened eyes, one could see that this handsome man in women's clothes was smiling. He was holding a knife, and his smile was bright and terrifying.
"Come, tell me, where does the king live?"
Since the ending of the dungeon must be that a certain heroine is with the prince, wouldn't it be enough to kill the king and make the country his own