The scene was silent, and everyone was silent.
After a long time, Song Qing stretched out his hand and plucked his ears: "Did I have an auditory hallucination just now? Why do I hear His Royal Highness's voice, and something is wrong."
"You don't have auditory hallucinations," Qi Yu sighed, "This is the most insidious part of this dungeon. Not only is the prince fake, but even the king is fake. There are no underpants left."
Kings are fake
The players covered their underpants and looked at the king with a very heavy heart.
Everyone no longer has the strength to be shocked and exclaimed, the feeling now... Really, they feel that their IQ is not enough now, they can't even understand the process of being taken away, they can only watch one fact after another being taken away throw it out.
I'm so sad, I really want to take two IQ top-up pills.
The king sneered, pinched his face and lifted it violently, revealing a charming face. The king is a woman, and she is still a good-looking woman. It is the fine lines around her eyes that betray her background. She should be quite old, but I don't know why she can pretend to be a king and live in the kingdom.
"How did you figure it out?"
Taking off the bulky clothes with camouflage, the fake king stood in front of Su Cibei and the others. She was a slim, graceful woman, and she was a very beautiful woman.
She was smiling at Qi Yu.
"You are a very smart player and good-looking, I like you very much. I can let you survive here, become my subordinate, enjoy rich clothes and good food, and don't have to fight with them anymore, how about it? Do you want to think about it?"
Qi Yu was silent.
After the players were shocked, they immediately turned their heads to look at Xie Shao, with the word "complaint" written in their eyes.
Boss, someone wants to poach your corner!
Xie Shao stood up silently, stretched out his hand to grab his chair, as if he wanted to do something violent again, Qi Yu stretched out his hand and pushed him back.
"Don't act rashly," he lowered his voice and reminded him with an airy voice, "You are still being watched by the game, if you do something out of the ordinary again, I won't want to come to you again next time."
Xie Shao glanced at him, and unwillingly let go of the back of the chair in his hand, looking aggrieved.
Qi Yu patted him on the shoulder and took a step forward.
"I have to say, your conditions are quite fake." He sighed, pulled out something from his skirt, and shook it at the fake king, "Does this look familiar? Queen Your Highness."
"How do you know that I am..." The fake king blurted out, she stared at Qi Yu for a few seconds, and finally her eyes fell on the mirror in his hand.
"I see."
She sneered, and immediately suppressed the panic after finding out the reason.
"It turns out that you betrayed me, my magic mirror."
"I didn't do it on purpose," the magic mirror, which pretended to be a dead mirror, lay securely in Qi Yu's hands, and cried out with a groan, tears falling down the silver frame to the ground.
"I don't want to either, woo woo woo."
"Master, come and save me. They are all devils. They threatened me that if I don't obey, they will smash me into pieces and throw me into the cesspit."
"I don't want to become a stinky mirror, woo woo woo!"
The queen frowned, and asked very puzzled: "Why did you fall into their hands? What I gave them was a fake magic mirror." Could it be that the game also tricked her
"Cough," Meng Ping, the fake queen, coughed and made her debut, "This, I actually did it. That... I was not thrown outside the palace near the forest when I first played, the game gave me a mirror, But I didn't think it looked good, so... I went back to the palace and changed it."
Everyone: "..."
OK, case solved.
Meng Ping was wearing the title of a fake queen at the time, and she was dressed nicely, so it was really easy to sneak in in a serious way. Then he was picky and wanted a beautiful mirror. The queen looked down on the players at that time, so she put the mirror on the table outside.
Meng Ping went in, wow, this mirror is beautiful, take it away!
Then, the true magic mirror was inexplicably taken away.
Later, when the real magic mirror spoke, Meng Ping thought that the game was designed to add characters to him, so he set the mirror in his hand as the magic mirror.
Who would have thought that by accident, it would be like this.
The queen was very angry, and the players secretly praised Meng Ping. This operation is simply coquettish and awesome, magically breaking the queen's disguise.
Now, in their hearts, Meng Ping is just a little worse than Qi Yu and the others.
Meng Ping: "..."
I'm not very happy, okay
"Even if you get my magic mirror, so what if you know my identity?" The queen raised her head proudly, "If you can't complete the task of clearing the customs, you can only deduct all your points and die miserably. And I am still this The noble queen of the country, the de facto ruler."
"You are just a group of ants controlled by the game."
"What are you bragging about?" Qi Yu raised his eyebrows, pointed at Xie Shao who was standing beside him, "Did you see this man? A dungeon boss like you, now he is forced to pretend to be a woman here and endure it." The impulse in my heart, I can't beat you up, are you bragging to me that your game boss is super awesome?"
"Don't talk nonsense, you are not much worse than us."
"We can wander around for a few more worlds, and we can eat, drink, and wear whatever we want when we go back. How about you? You also have to put on a disguise and pretend to be a greasy middle-aged man with a beer belly and a Mediterranean head. You say you Happy, but do you think we'll trust you?"
Queen: "..."
After the players listened, all of them were suddenly enlightened. This... In this way, the queen is too miserable.
Someone secretly responded.
"That is to say, we can still get together to drink beer and eat crayfish. They can't even eat chili here. What they eat is black bread and boiled meat, which has no taste at all."
"Yes, yes, their palace is so dilapidated, it looks worse than the residential buildings in our hometown that are about to be demolished. If there is an earthquake, won't it all collapse?"
"Fucking brother, are you the second generation of demolition in the legend? You have known your name for a long time, why don't you all be friends together?"
"You're welcome, it's the last batch of demolition, and there's not much to pay. And they've already arrived here, what's the use of demolition, everyone still has to work hard for their own lives!"
…
The words of the people made the queen even more angry. If she could, she would definitely ask the guards to drag these damn players directly into the prison, and watch them die in pain because they did not complete their tasks. but…
Taking a sneak peek, Xie Shao, who was already bored enough to play with Qi Yu's hair, the queen took a deep breath and told herself not to be impulsive, and don't repeat the previous mistakes after being beaten up, and her face would really swell if she was beaten again. It's a pig's head.
She tried her best to put on the majesty of her dungeon boss: "Since you are unwilling to accept my solicitation, then work hard to complete your customs clearance task."
"How to get the prince's kiss, you can think about it carefully."
With a beep, the long-lost game light screen reappeared.
[Congratulations to the player for breaking through the dense fog, successfully finding the core truth of the dungeon, and getting a reward, a friendly reminder from the game.]
[The king is pretended to be the queen, the prince is fake, the queen is fake, even Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White are fake together, but this does not cover up the traces of their existence.]
[They are trapped in a hidden place and are waiting for rescue.]
[The plot has been greatly distorted, and the customs clearance task is being modified...]
[Drip, the customs clearance task has been modified.]
[Trigger task: Save the characters in the plot.]
[Task content: Rescue the king and prince and other characters in the original story, Little Red Riding Hood returns home, Snow White and the prince fall in love. After all the plots returned to normal, this dungeon was successfully cleared.]
The information given by the game this time is very important, and Qi Yu's eyes lit up all of a sudden.
The players were in tears. After wandering around in this dungeon for so long, it was finally time to seriously use their brains.
Although I still have to search for people all over the world, it's better than having to find them and let them kiss me.
In the three-person world of NPCs, why should single dog players participate
They are participating in dungeons, trying to earn points to support themselves, and they don't want to start playing Gongdouju!
Xie Shao was also very happy, Yu Yu finally became a human being, and he didn't have to force him to kiss other men anymore. Most importantly, their false identities have been revealed and they no longer have to wear skirts!
He couldn't wait to pull Qi Yu and walked in, "Yuyu, hurry up, let's go change clothes!"
Qi Yu originally wanted to stay and discuss with other players, where the king and the others might be hidden, but after hearing Xie Shao's words, he suddenly realized.
Yes!
It's better to hurry up and change clothes!
It's not normal to walk in a skirt, and it's so weird not being able to walk with your legs apart!
There is a changing room at the back of this hall. He casually borrowed two sets of men's clothing from the player, and Qi Yu threw one set to Xie Shao, and pulled down the skirt neatly.
Although the skirt was quite comfortable to wear, the material was high-grade and soft, and it didn't feel restrictive at all, but when he really took it off, it seemed like he had managed to remove the diaper bag he was carrying.
Take it easy.
With a sense of crisis, he pulled a screen over while taking off his clothes, separating Xie Shao and him in two spaces. Xie Shao didn't protest against his actions, he probably held back for a long time, as soon as he got the men's clothes, he couldn't wait to start taking off his clothes.
For a while, only the slight sound of cloth rubbing could be heard in the room.
Qi Yu moved quickly, and it was easier to take off the skirt he was wearing. After he finished taking it off quickly, he realized why there was no movement next door.
The gap under the screen was wide open, and one could see a crumpled skirt being thrown aside in disgust, and a crumpled wig and some things that should be accessories were spread out on the other side.
Logically speaking, Xie Shao should have changed it long ago, but he has remained silent, completely silent and has no intention of calling him out.
Qi Yu's eyes turned around on those things, as if thinking of something, suddenly raised his eyebrows a little happily, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop curling up.
Sure enough, not long after, Xie Shao's pitiful voice sounded.
"Yuyu, how do I take off this underwear?"
"Why can't I take it off?"
"Let me see," Qi Yu coughed, concealing the too bright smile on his face, turned and walked behind the screen.
Xie Shao stood there, the trousers on his lower body had been put on, and the underwear that was buttoned on his chest had been pulled down to his waist and abdomen by him at this moment, but he still couldn't get it off because he was not familiar with the structure of clothes, so he could only try in vain. He reached out and fished, trying to pull the thing off.
"Don't drag it casually, come here and I'll get it for you."
Qi Yu took a step forward, wrapped his arms around his waist and stretched out his hand to pull the button open. This easily solved the problem that Xie Shao couldn't handle, and the small pride that spontaneously rose made him want to show off.
"Well, that's all right."
"How do you do such a simple thing... what are you doing?!"
Qi Yu exclaimed, and before he could break free, Xie Shao hugged him into his arms and kissed his forehead lightly.
He heard him sigh and say to him in a low, aggrieved voice:
"Qi Yu, I miss you so much."