The copy of Little Red Riding Hood has ended for a few days.
The players who got out of it by luck were a little dazed. It wasn't until they checked the mission records and saw the clear customs clearance records above that they believed that they were really lucky to come out of a death instance.
Everyone clears the customs!
Not a single player died!
This is not something shameful, on the contrary, it is a record worth showing off. So not long after I came out, I saw related posts in the player forum, which is also a very normal thing.
That's the name of the post...
[Shock! Clearing the death dungeon was unharmed, the big boss took the flight to analyze the whole process, check it out soon!]
What website did the player who posted this post edit before? This mash-up style title is really...
Qi Yu didn't want to click on it at first. After all, as a player who participated in the whole process, he can guess it. It is estimated that there are half-truths and half-fakes. It's confusion, and I guess there will be a lot of private goods made up with brain holes.
Abbreviation, just write it blindly.
But the life here is too boring, I can only play small stand-alone games, chat and work hard to keep fit. As a not very extroverted person, he opened that post cheaply, and then...
"Beautiful love town building!"
Under the setting sun, two tall men were leaning against each other in an intimate gesture.
Although the player who posted the picture had already made a mosaic on his head, the gorgeous and beautiful background picture, the perfect composition and the kissing action of the protagonists in the photo are enough to attract a group of lemon spirits.
[Fitness makes me happy: woo woo woo, it's so wonderful, I'm sore.]
[Voldemort in the dungeon: God damn it, you can still meet love here. Is this the legend that love can't be stopped when it comes?]
[Integral Grandet: This kind of clothes that I want to spit out turned into the sweetness of love on them! Woooooo I wear the same style, when will my love come to me?]
…
A group of girls quickly occupied the building, holding citric acid and tweeting comments, saying that they have died once, why are they still single.
Qi Yu: "..."
In fact, he felt that he was still single.
I'm tempted and haven't dated yet, anyway... Anyway, I haven't been together yet.
Thinking of the kiss in the sunset that day, Qi Yu hugged her knees with her hands, buried her face in it, her ears were red.
Beauty misleads people!
Why can't I stop kissing her all of a sudden!
Now the next time he sees that guy Xie Shao, he will be so proud of himself.
Recalling the way Xie Shao froze for a moment, then hugged him and pressed against the wall, Qi Yu felt that the temperature on his face couldn't drop at all.
Fortunately, the game was settled very quickly at that time, and he was sent out in the next second, or else the next...
Then it will become a picture that Jinjiang cannot describe.
Qi Yu slid down again, ready to divert his attention, and by the way, find out who is so bold as to dare to secretly take pictures.
Anyway, give him the original picture!
Pulling all the way down, I thought there would be some people who didn't like it, but I didn't expect that it was unexpectedly harmonious. It seems that in a game like this, where there is a place where you may die at any time because you don't have points, the living space of the keyboard man is greatly suppressed.
Girls are busy picking lemons, guys...
[What the hell is this? Trickery?]
[I came in to read technical posts, why did you stuff me with dog food?]
[Old landlord, can't you make a note when you post next time? I even prepared the small books, but you just show me this?]
Straight man style grievance.jpg
[I'm coming!]
The host returned very quickly, and it seems that he just happened to catch up with the live broadcast.
[I'm really not a headline party!]
[The content will be posted soon, brothers, don’t worry.]
[The thing is like this, on a sunny morning, I carried a backpack and all my equipment, and entered the instance with arrogance.]
[As soon as I opened my eyes, I was surprised. It was really a super beautiful copy, with first-class scenery, cute animals and rich products.]
[picture.jpg]
[Picture 2, Picture 3, Picture 4...]
A bunch of landscape photos, focusing on a rabbit wearing a tight vest.
People who eat melons:? ?
[Although the landscape photos are beautiful, but... who wants to see this thing!]
[Lord, if you waste me wandering, I will find you to PK in real life!]
Landlord: "..."
ok QWQ
[In fact, it is like this...]
He blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Then he gritted his teeth and described how shameless the team next door was, and what kind of heartbreaking struggle they went through before they managed to find the right owner.
But the shockingly sad thing is...
Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White are actually two men!
One of them is a player and the other is an NPC.
One is the Cowherd and the other is the Weaver Girl.
One is like summer, one is like autumn.
…
In short, regardless of these messy metaphors, anyway, he emphatically described the close "friendship" between the two of them, but because of their identities, they couldn't be friendly and harmonious together.
But they care about each other after all!
In the game, they were witty, outstanding in fighting power, possessed the courage that ordinary people did not have, successfully saw through the tricks of the dungeon boss, and sent a group of them out of the dungeon unscathed.
The host obviously edited it, and directly posted such a long series of plots without worrying about how everyone would feel.
He also didn't want to reflect on whether anyone would believe what he wrote, and finally he followed it up.
Very emotionally.
"Oh, what a moving feeling!"
To this, players reacted to…
Male player: "What? What is this? What is it? Today is not April Fool's Day."
Female player: "...Although I think he is 80% writing nonsense, but I am still a little touched, it must be too long. Dear landlord, are you interested in writing? I can use points to pay to read qwq"
Qi Yu: "..."
This is all and what.
The landlord also poked his head out in a daze, never expecting such a business opportunity, but considering his own writing skills and the real environment, he reluctantly refused.
[It's still not enough.]
[The main reason is our current situation, if you chase me halfway through the article and I go to reincarnate, that would be bad.]
Female players: "..."
This is so realistic and bleak.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Probably to comfort these young ladies, the poster took out his gallery and sent a wave of beautiful photos. Different from the above wave of landscape photos and animal photos, this wave is all about people, and they are all...
Qi Yu pulled down and fell silent.
I don’t know how this person took the photos secretly, not to mention the clear pixels, but the angle and technology make these pictures look like the kind of art photos that were specially taken, very artistic and fresh.
It's pretty good.
That's why these photos are of him and Xie Shao in women's clothing
The host still has the final bottom line, so the photos are all from the back, or you can say that you don’t see much of the face from the side.
Wearing small skirts, they have slender waists and long legs, and their legs wrapped in stockings are straight and slender, so that they look like young ladies who came out of anime.
Female players: ? ?
"Are these two men?"
"Oh my god, in this world, boys have twice as thin legs as me!"
"Sister, you're already twice as good, I suspect his legs are not as thick as my arms..."
"Ah, the long legs full of the screen! Prprprpr!"
"I suddenly got a little excited, but I'm a man..."
"Upstairs you????"
When everyone was excited and frantically licking the screen, the host who had promised not to appear appeared again.
"Does it look good? Do you want to lick it? Do you want to have it yourself?"
"Please add the player number XXXXX, the peerless Mary Su shaping working group will serve you online."
Players: "..."
Fuck!
Damn, just say this routine is so familiar!
It's you guys who advertise with all means!
The routine is really dirty!
Qi Yu: "..."
He was silent, pretending to be very serious...
Saved Xie Shao's women's clothing photos.
Then, open the address book, find Meng Ping, and send the message: smile.jpg
Meng Ping: "..."
He was holding his mobile phone and smirking, praising himself for being a peerless smart advertisement, he shook his head, forcibly suppressed his guilty conscience, and pretended that he was an innocent eater.
"Boss?"
"Boss, what's the matter, please tell me!"
Qi Yu was very kind: "Should I settle my advertising fee :)"
Meng Ping: "..."
Oops, it's revealed.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu This is not rich!
No, I can't admit it at all!
If you admit it, you will die!
Meng Ping: "What advertising fee duck? [Cute]"
Qi Yu: "[Picture], [Picture], don't you remember, the players have never seen us in the previous women's clothing, and the only player who has seen it is you :)"
Meng Ping: "..."
God is going to kill me!
He cowardly typed a bunch of begging words to ask Qi Yu to let him go, but the message that came back was that the boss asked where his studio was.
what happened
Could it be that he is already furious, and now he is ready to come over and blow up his studio, and kill him in person by the way
Meng Ping covered his mouth in fear.
But thinking about the rules of the game that players are not allowed to fight outside of dungeons, he thought about it and still sent the address.
just in case…
Is the boss interested in the content of their studio
Can't let go of every potential customer duck!
***
When Meng Ping was desperate for the customer, Song Qing also felt a little scared in the dungeon. He felt that Xie Shao seemed not normal recently.
The player left the dungeon, but the two of them haven't. It is estimated that the next dungeon to receive them has not been selected yet, and they have to be a little bit responsible for the rear of the dungeon.
For example, the prince's etiquette became worse than him after being locked up for too long, making Mr. Rabbit so angry every day. Snow White and the prince still failed to get married, because His Majesty the King shut them up with them in the mirror for a period of time. After seeing the Queen's true face, he became a daughter-in-law, worried every day that his daughter would not want him after she got married.
And Little Red Riding Hood, who has the toughest problems.
Not only did she not want to go through the plot, but she also fell in love with the big bad wolf.
This guy…
Puppy love and it's still human and beast, how can this plot work.
The plot almost collapsed again. In order not to trap the two of them in another duplicate, Xie Shao and the others could only help straighten out the plot.
In the process of helping, Xie Shao would show a kind of silly smile from time to time.
Every time Song Qing saw it, his body shook. At first he suspected that he was blind, but later he suspected that Xie Shao was fooled by the game.
Can this be done at first
Originally, I wanted to hang around for a while because of this guy's rich experience.
Song Qing was very distressed, so he went to find Xie Shao, wanting to chat with him and cheer him up. Who knows, Xie Shao asked him a question as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Song Qing, do you think I can sneak into the player area of the game by pretending to be a player?"
Song Qing: "!!!!"
Oh shit!
Forget it, it's hopeless, drag it on!