Xie Shao moved the corners of his mouth and squeezed out a smile.
He originally wanted to lie to Qi Yu again, just like he always did, but after working hard for a long time, he didn't show a serious smile that looked very reliable.
Xie Shao sighed helplessly, and gave up on fooling Qi Yu.
He put his hand over his mouth in a zip gesture.
Qi Yu frowned: "So you can't talk about the game?"
Xie Shao smiled awkwardly: "I accidentally had a little fun, and was rewarded with a silence, and now I can't say it even if I want to say it."
What did this guy do to be banned from the game
Looking at him, Qi Yu felt as if he saw his three-year-old, skinny little nephew who wanted to make a fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and his hands were slightly itchy.
"What did you do to attract its attention?" Qi Yu asked.
He squeezed the hardest-looking dried fruit on the table, put it in his hand and kneaded it into a salad, the sound was crisp, and the threat was very clear.
Xie Shao rubbed the tip of his nose, and replied with a guilty conscience: "Just... I probably communicated with his old enemy behind his back, and by the way, I wanted to get some benefits for myself."
To be more precise, it should be that he teamed up to cheat the game, and the guests downstairs who have all changed cores and Alita are his handwriting.
Offending the game like this seems to be desperate, but only those who are really in his situation know that this is a last resort to save their lives.
If he didn't do that, it would be difficult for him to see Qi Yu in this dungeon, and according to Yu You's narrow-minded attitude, he might have to torment him even more.
Thinking of this, Xie Shao immediately threw away that little bit of caution, and said confidently: "It's just a normal operation, just a little friction, and it will be fine after a while."
Qi Yu: "I believe in you!"
He really had a headache, "You are full of nonsense, a bunch of questions, and you still refuse to answer them. If it weren't for the little information that Song Qing revealed to me before, I would have foolishly thought that you really came from the game. What about the derived NPC. Tell me what you can say, otherwise I will just think I was bitten by a dog."
Xie Shao was still smiling in front of him, but his face immediately changed when he heard the last sentence, full of grievances.
"How can this be a dog? How can a dog's kissing skills be better than mine!"
Qi Yu: "..."
Is this the point
What the hell are you comparing to
Xie Shao accepted it as soon as he saw it, and stopped talking nonsense. He also knew that the two of them were together and it was impossible to hold back and say nothing, so he directly took out the things he had prepared a long time ago.
"Come, come, Yuyu, let me show you a treasure."
He opened a side drawer and took out the "baby" inside.
Red and white color, it looks a bit like a hair dryer, and the faded plastic shell has an old sense of the times. Gently press the button below, and the thick voice of the local accent will come out immediately.
"Recycle old furniture, color TVs, refrigerators, washing machines, motorcycles!"
Not only is it deafening, but it is also automatically played in a loop, without stopping for a second, and it will immediately be brainwashed by magic.
Qi Yu: "..."
Your baby's painting style is a bit retro :)
Xie Shao coughed lightly: "I made a mistake, this thing is an old antique, it's not easy to handle. Wait, I'll adjust the channel for it."
This tune started the shocking performance of Old Antique.
"XXX Hospital, painless abortion, give you the best care!"
"To treat hair loss and baldness, please call 188888888!"
"The time is too short, what should I do if I feel weak? Golden Phoenix Little Pill, let me restore your glory!"
"Children are tired from studying, and their brains are tired and can't keep up. Come and buy Golden Wisdom! A course of treatment will be effective, and it will completely save the learning difficulties!"
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At the beginning, Qi Yu tried to leave a cold expression on Xie Shao, but he collapsed within a few seconds, and when the horn was hoarsely yelling to cut the second one for half the price, he laughed and smoked on the sofa.
Xie Shao frantically pinched the few buttons on it and tried to adjust it, but no matter how he adjusted it, it was wrong. This speaker seemed to be against him. .
He held the horn resentfully, watching Qi Yu laughing on the sofa until his stomach turned up, he wanted to smash this crap in his hand, but he couldn't bear it considering its worth.
"Stop laughing."
Qi Yu: "Hahahahahaha, I want to stop too but I hahahahaha, I can't stop hahahaha!"
Xie Shao became angry from embarrassment: "If you laugh again, I will call this hospital and tell them that the two of us here happen to be able to get a second one at half the price!"
Qi Yu: "???"
Brother, don't you want it
Both losers! This is it!
He said faintly: "I don't need to cut it. If you need it, I can pay the money for you."
Xie Shao: "... I don't need it either!"
If the trumpet could speak freely, he would probably have jumped up and scolded the two of them by now, so there was no need to talk about it, and it would delay the business of the hospital!
Attracted by the loudspeaker's "fashionable" slogan, players who accidentally heard something at the door: "..."
In fact, after entering the door, Tang Yu kept trying to explain to Qi Yu that they really didn't come to listen to the corner.
"Brother Yu, listen to my explanation. It's really not, the main reason is that the sound insulation of this house is really bad. As soon as we reached the stairs, we heard this loud and powerful yelling, so we walked over gone."
Ye Jing stood behind him and nodded calmly.
"Yes, we didn't mean to."
"It's just that God has chosen us, and sometimes being favored is always so overwhelming."
Tang Yu: "Why are you still talking about your Destiny's Son theory at this time? Aren't you afraid that you will be hung on the castle by the Duke as a banner?"
Ye Jing's expression was innocent, "Why did you hang on to me? We all called Brother Yu, and from now on we will be the number one gang under Brother Yu, how could the Duke still attack us?"
Tang Yu: "..."
Qi Yu: "..."
Xie Shao nodded in satisfaction: "That's right."
After learning about Xie Shao's glorious death experience and Qi Yu's previous pass process, the player group headed by Ye Jing chose to accept the head and worship, rubbing against Qi Yu's light, trying to feel the pleasure of being carried away by the thigh.
Thus, Qi Yu became the nominal boss of the entire team for the first time.
Qi Yu: "..."
To be honest, he doesn't really want such a group of girls who are infected by the girls from the future world downstairs, who are in love with each other, CP first.
I don't know what they went through, didn't they agree to get news? Why did you look like you were stuffed with Amway when you came back
Xie Shao was smiling and seemed to have a good temper.
There happened to be one of the players who majored in mechanical engineering. He couldn't repair big things, but it was easy to deal with small things like speakers. With his efforts, the crazily looping advertising speaker finally shut up, and after the rustle, a mechanical sound that was a little bit different from the game sound came out.
[... welcome to use... advertising speaker... You have three opportunities to ask questions for free, please ask.]
The player holding the horn trembled and almost smashed it to the ground. Seeing that everyone turned to look at him, he explained with a bitter face:
"The sound is really scary, I thought it was the game popping up again."
Generally speaking, when a game pops up, it is to give tasks or urge them to complete tasks. Everyone can understand the psychological shadow of this. The rest of the players followed suit and nodded:
"The sound is similar to that of Youyou. When I first heard it, I thought it was Youyou who came over to do a part-time job."
"... This seems to be a game."
"What is it? It looks like you don't have a deep memory of its sound. The game's sound is younger and sounds more demonic. Anyway, every time I hear it, I count down the time and I still have a few minutes. I just think it must be smiling happily behind the screen. Uh... this happy, there is no bad meaning, really nothing!"
It was so happy to say that the player who almost stepped on the verge of being vengeful woke up at the last moment and explained it with a great desire to survive.
Some players patted his chest sighingly, and the big guy looked aggrieved.
Following a boss who loves to hold grudges, it is really difficult for some players who are more talkative to prevent themselves from coming out of their mouths.
Look at the forum, you can swear as much as you want, but if you don't use it for too long, even your swearing skills will degenerate into you, a nasty little pig.
Really, players have a really hard time.
However, the NPCs are not easy.
Qi Yu turned his head and looked at Xie Shao, who was lowering his head and carefully cracking melon seeds for him, to be exact, a kind of nut similar to melon seeds, round and flat like watermelon seeds. It is inconvenient to get out its pulp, but Xie Shao still does it seriously. In the small bowl next to it, Bai Shengsheng's pulp has covered the bottom, waiting to be piled up into a hill and then be fed to Qi Yu .
This kind of edible fruit was found by Xie Shao. He praised himself for his wit, saying that he had found a kind of delicious melon seeds. It used to be used by others to feed horses, but after being fried by others, it tasted really delicious, and it also made salt and pepper and spiced flavors.
Now this kind of melon seeds have become a special product of his castle, and they are exported to earn a lot of money for his small coffers.
Xie Shao also said before that those props are simple for them, and they can buy them with money. Before they came, he had already bought a good thing and hid it as a gift for the person who stole a kiss and then ran away.
But before you ask for a gift, you have to give it a kiss.
I haven't had time to see the gift, and I haven't had time to give it to my relatives. But at that time, Qi Yu really wanted to hug Xie Shao.
For him, the parting was only a few days after the dungeon came out, and even the shy feeling after the kiss hadn't had time to get rid of, but for Xie Shao, he had been waiting for a long time.
A few months, a few years, even though Song Qing said that the game would speed up the time for them, for them, the long feeling of waiting always existed.
Qi Yu can even imagine the cause and effect of melon seeds. Xie Shaoxian was bored, wandered around and found this kind of seeds used to feed horses. After frying them, he found that they were quite delicious. He tried to adjust the taste and said that he would give them to him. He tastes it.
He didn't want him to wait any longer.
Thinking of this, Qi Yu was very in tune with his heart, and asked questions about the horn.
"How can we get Xie Shao out of the game."
Xie Shao was taken aback, and the melon seeds he was peeling shook and fell into the bowl.
He wanted to say something, but he opened his mouth and thought for a few seconds but couldn't think of anything, his mind went blank. I had no choice but to look up at Qi Yu, watching him staring at the horn without blinking, and repeating his question in a slow but clear tone.
"How can we get Xie Shao out of the game."
After leaving the game, these four words have not appeared in his mind for a long time. When he became an NPC, he was the coldest and calmest person, maybe because of this he was able to retain the most memories, unlike those idiots in Song Qing who were muddled after being washed clean and stuffed into a copy of memory Follow the game around.
He used to think that he was pretty good like this, but now he suddenly envied Song Qing.
Because he was sober, he knew the answer to the question Qi Yu asked, and the conclusion was almost impossible.
The next second, the horn rang with a rustling sound.
"The existence of this NPC that is forcibly fused by the game after being bound to the main god system cannot be forcibly unbound. The only way to get out is to close the game and the main god system at the same time."
"What is the main god system?"
Qi Yu asked the next question without stopping.
This problem made the speaker tremble for a long time, and finally made a sound when everyone suspected that it might not be able to bear it and was about to fall apart.
"The main god system is similar to the game, and can accommodate a large number of human beings for multi-world traversal tasks. Five years ago, the system was swallowed by the game, and now most of the main body has been fused, but the remaining wreckage resisted fiercely and has been fighting Confront the game secretly."
"The human beings selected by the main god system were all thrown into the NPC camp by the game during the fusion process. As time goes by, the human beings inside are gradually dying one by one."
"After all human beings die, it is when it is completely swallowed."
With a crisp sound of "click", the loudspeaker that was struggling to speak was completely shattered, turning into a pile of useless plastic blocks. I can't even put it together, let alone ask the last question.
The scene was silent, and everyone was shocked by the shocking inside story uttered by the loudspeaker.
Qi Yu lowered his head and remained silent. Judging from the aura emanating from his body, he was in a very, very bad mood right now.
Xie Shao sighed, stepped forward and hugged him gently, opened his tightly clenched fists, and squeezed his fingers into his palm one by one.
He patted his back and coaxed him softly.
"Hey, it's okay, I'm still by your side."