"Dragon Slaying Sword, from the S-level Dragon Slaying Dungeon, click to send it."
"Only charge 999 express fee, you can't buy it at a loss and you can't be fooled, come and buy, come and buy!"
"Dazha, I'm Yoxi, Tanwan Lanyue, Jiesili has never pulled a new version of the boat, it takes three minutes to experience it, Lizao will be the same as me, love like a festival game. The legend of Jiewan , I am your brother."
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"Horror escape game, carefully crafted by mysterious bosses, with thousands of copies of different types, is a rare masterpiece in the world. In order to give feedback to all new and old players, a 99-point gift package is specially opened today, which contains five copies of special products And a random prop."
"The top 10 players who buy can also get a lucky bag."
"All the above goods are on the shelves in the mall, come and buy them~"
The game's half-hour ad is horribly not a second away. I don’t know if the NPCs in those dungeons thought it was fun, or were they coerced by the game, plagiarized or made up by themselves, they made up a bunch of advertisements in a lively manner, and the players turned green when they heard it, and there was a feeling of returning to reality In the world, it’s like being forced to watch unnutritious advertisements countless times without being a member after watching dramas.
But relatively speaking, Skeletons and other NPCs who have been fished up are in good spirits.
"Can you only buy with points? What about those of us who don't have points?"
"Can I exchange it with gold coins? Or I can exchange it with other things!"
Their eyes were burning, and their faces were full of longing.
Qi Yu understands them very well. This feeling is like a child who has lived in the countryside for a long time and is suddenly carried to a first-tier city. There are things everywhere that he has never seen or used before.
However, you have to buy with restraint.
You can buy whatever you can't get a discount, then your wallet will dry up soon.
Seeing that the skeletons on the boat were all his boyfriend's younger brother, Qi Yu was going to persuade them that they were all people who had died once, so they had to be taken care of.
The dragon-slaying sword is okay, what handsome defense mech suit, BUFF food, natural beauty camera and so on, does this have anything to do with you
Before you buy, see if you can use it!
Qi Yu pulled Xie Shao to try to give them a combo sober set meal, but before the set was sold, Xie Shao handed over a new surprise.
[Xie Shao:_(:з」∠)_]
[Xie Shao: I just found out that the main god system secretly drew me into a group, and then... did something like this.]
[Xie Shao: (screenshot) (screenshot)]
The main god system in the picture, wearing a round glowing egg shape, posted a lottery in the group, and said: "Don't believe that the poor trousers in the game are stingy, it's not me, it's about being rich, There's no one like me :)"
Open the lottery list:
First Prize: S-Class Dragon Bloodline Transplant X1
Second Prize: Primary Gene Evolution Potion X2
Third Prize: Random Firearm X5
Oh my god, Qi Yu stared at the screen for three seconds, then subconsciously rubbed his eyes, feeling like he was lying in his heart.
Generous!
Is this the background of the legendary main god system
Garbage game you look at others? ! Your broken shopping mall doesn't even have any props, and the opening is all up to the players themselves! You trash!
Qi Yu could even imagine what kind of uproar it would cause among the players when the lottery of the main god system was spread. Don't be afraid of not knowing the goods, but be afraid of comparing goods.
In terms of financial resources, the game is a little brother.
However, the main god system has been hidden for so many years, why is it suddenly so generous
Qi Yu checked it carefully, and finally found the reason in this seemingly super luxurious lucky draw. At the bottom of the lottery page, there was a row of neat but small words that were easily overlooked.
[The number of applicants for this lottery is not limited, but after registration, it will be automatically transferred to the main god system camp.]
Qi Yu gasped, "This trick is a bit cruel. If someone signs up without even watching it, then... hey, Xie Shao, will the game find out if you transfer camp?"
"Yes," Xie Shao nodded, the look in his eyes was calm and calm, "Although the group of players gathered before said that they secretly joined the main god system, they were not actually deprived of the right to choose. If they are brave enough , if you are desperate enough, you can even find a game and become a double agent."
"But this time it's different."
"The game and the main god system are about to be completely torn apart."
Qi Yu stood beside him, looking at the bustling sea almost crowded with ghost ships, and sighed in his heart.
The final battlefield has arrived, but the speed of the arrival is so special that it is estimated that 90% of the players will not have time to react. Many people now think that this is just a particularly weird and lively dungeon, they are shopping, practicing those impromptu talents, hoping to get good things.
How many of these people can survive and return to reality in the end
got windy.
The ocean in the middle of the night is not particularly beautiful, but after the clouds are blown away by the night wind, the bright starry sky generously gives the sea a beautiful decoration.
In the center of the sea, on a specially vacated stage, the unlucky guy who was drawn to be the first to perform seemed to have been guided by something. The whole ship swung slowly, and a few super-big ones lit up. The mirror illuminates the stage.
On the empty deck, the man took off his coat and walked out of the shadows in a manly manner.
"Hello everyone, I am the first player to perform. My name is Ye Jing. I have nothing bad at it, because I am the most powerful genius in the world. You can call me Long Aojing."
"Now, I will bring you a song and dance performance called "I'm Really Good."
As the melodious music sounded, he wriggled happily, and his movements were quite standard.
Qi Yu: "... Poof."
No way hahahahahahaha.
What kind of sand sculpture is this! Even knowing that the scene is about to enter the final tense and exciting decisive battle, but seeing these people, I can't get nervous at all, hahahahaha.
After finishing the song, Qi Yu's mind was filled with the devilish singing voice, "I'm really, really good."
It's very brainwashing, but he always feels that things won't end so easily. Since Ye Jing can dance with this thing, there must be more brainwashing divine songs coming out!
The square dance Divine Comedy suitable for all ages is not for singing!
"Wow, the song and dance performance of the first contestant is very happy," the game turned itself into the appearance of a gold ingot, stretched out two hands and slapped it very seriously, and there was a line on the blank screen behind him Big bold letters: "Advertising space for rent."
"Now, let's ask the judges of the copy to rate it!"
As soon as the voice fell, a row of numbers with plus signs emerged from the bow of the ghost ship where Ye Jing was, and soon stopped. A big golden number hangs above it: 250.
A group of people looked at the game in a daze, not knowing whether the score was good or bad, and it didn't give a score standard, which was too embarrassing.
As for the game, they just smiled and applauded without saying anything. Anyway, soon it will be the next one's turn to perform. Next, Qi Yu watched the most chaotic performance in his memory. These players are really talented, such as mahjong, playing cards, fighting landlords, etc. I can't remember the square dance with dance steps, and there are even sketches I made up.
Among them, Qi Yu also found an acquaintance, Tang Yu.
He led a bunch of, uh, young friends of the same age, and performed a set of radio gymnastics for everyone, and the young eagles took off. Affected by him, for a while, many players who couldn't figure out their talents have pulled out their previous radio gymnastics, and even the younger generation has a particularly strong sense of rhythm.
After a set of scores, everyone found that Ye Jing's score was quite high
Basically, they are all at around 200, the worst ones are in the early 100s, and the better ones are more than 200. Anyway, they are still not as many as Ye Jing and the others.
Qi Yu and the others held a bag of melon seeds, kowtowed and watched the performance. By the way, they took a closer look at the appearance of the players who joined the group in the main god system group from shock and cheering to suddenly realizing something was wrong and starting to panic.
At this moment, their boat moved slowly.
Qi Yu raised his head, just in time to see the lights sliding over, stuck in the bow of their boat like the towing line, slowly moving forward as they moved.
Their figures appeared on the big screen.
Because all the skeletons didn't dare to disturb the captain and the captain's wife to eat melon seeds, the players and NPCs were taken away by them, so Qi Yu and Xie Shao were very obvious, they looked like contestants.
The two contestants poured the melon seeds and melon seed shells into the trash can, and smiled calmly at the camera.
On the screen, these two are tall, have long legs and thin waist, and they are a good-looking man, and they get a piece of... oh not so much, it's just that some female players exclaimed uncontrollably in low voices, and...
The game suddenly said: "At the request of the dungeon judges, temporarily start the barrage communication and gift purchase mode."
Then-
Gifts such as ships, fireworks, and lollipops floated across the screen, and a "girl" whose ID was the current president of Daughter Country swiped the screen boldly:
"Little brother, you guys look so good looking!"
"Are you interested in coming to our daughter's country? There are many beautiful young ladies."
Qi Yu: "..."
Xie Shao: "..."
Players: "..."
Can you still play like this
Garbage game, do you think you went to the live broadcast software to steal the teacher!