The sudden increase of the barrage function in the game caused an uproar in the NPC group of the instance. It’s not that everyone suddenly discovered a new channel to spend money and started emptying their wallets with enthusiasm. They are not that stupid, but…
Nima has been doing it for so many years, and finally there is a channel where I can rant about the game, what a fool!
No wages, no holidays, and a bunch of people are thrown in every two days to sneak around in their house, doing things, and even risking being killed by them.
If it were you, would you be angry
All of a sudden, cursing and cursing flew everywhere, in various dialects and languages, and the npcs vented their anger to their heart's content. In the beginning, some people dared not, but the more people scolded, the more people dared.
That's not counting, and I don't know how the group of the main god system did it. In addition to the players, they even recruited a lot of npcs.
A group of players enthusiastically gave npc science popularization about how to open a trumpet, escape the ban, and how to insult the game gracefully.
For a moment, the player NPCs were like a family, and Qi Yu, who was eating melons, felt a long-lost excitement in the water group, "Xie Shao, I also want to join the group."
He looked at Xie Shao with sparkling eyes: "If you just join the group, it should be fine, right?"
Xie Shao didn't reply.
He looked at Qi Yu with complicated eyes, trying to show a normal smile, but he couldn't do it. In the end, he could only reach out and rub his head before Qi Yu found out.
"Okay, but wait until the show is over."
"They're all waiting for us."
Looking up, a bunch of cameras have been prepared, and the skeletons obediently moved out the two tables, and put all the food they just bought.
Hot snail noodles, crispy pistol legs, fried crispy barbecue, all kinds of exquisite and beautiful sushi cakes, and some sweet-looking fruits... …
The camera took a high-definition 360-degree close-up of the food in a vicious manner, with the slowly rising heat, the golden and crispy appearance, and the clicking sound...
This, is this the legendary eating and broadcasting
The barrage fell silent, and a group of NPCs who had been trapped in the dungeon for an unknown amount of time couldn't help swallowing. This is the most essential temptation from food. Even through a cold screen, people can suddenly want to eat a big meal.
This kind of temptation can also get a double bonus buff in the dead of night, so after the first few seconds passed, the barrage immediately became full and active.
"Ah, ah, devils! Are you still human? You actually start eating and broadcasting in the middle of the night!"
"Me too... Big guys, do you have something to eat? Beg for a bite online. My address is a copy of XXXX. I'm stuck in a special terrain and can't go out. I haven't had a good bite for several years! Huh, huh, ok Okay, I really want to eat chicken legs!"
"Online begging plus one ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I don't want to say good food, there is no food to eat in this poor place! Spicy Chicken Game, do you dare to open a takeaway service for us?"
Game: dare not _(:з」∠)_
Insufficient funds, it also costs money to hire a delivery person.
Hey, speaking of it, it's not impossible to do this kind of business. If the player is given a task, such as feeding the dungeon monster or something...
Give a little two points, and you can get a small amount of money from the dungeon NPC, and you don't need to pay for food by yourself. My goodness, it sounds so good, it's a lot of money!
But that's something for the future. Now its most important thing is to compete with the main god system. If you can swallow it directly, why worry about having no money to make trouble
On the background page of the "I'm hungry qwq" live broadcast system, countless data streams are running crazily. If there is such a professional bigwig who comes to see it, he will be shocked to find that there are actually two operating systems running in the background.
They tacitly divide the territory, collide with each other, and occasionally fight each other, but they restrain themselves from actually starting a war.
Few people know that this live broadcast system is actually a part of the main god system. As time goes by, it is gradually swallowed up by the game, but it is not completely unoccupied.
In the past, the main god system, in the face of engulfment, has always shrunk and defended. Its purpose is not to attack but not to let the game take more advantage, but now, it has begun to activate.
It is encroaching and infiltrating the game, and it wants to replenish all the information that has been missing over the years. Including player information, information on various dungeons, etc., he is preparing to counterattack.
And the game is also not slack, he is madly launching an attack into the main god system, devouring more software systems, and infiltrating the list of players who have joined the enemy.
The smell of gunpowder of war permeated silently.
…
At the door of a dungeon, Song Qing squatted on a big rock with a piece of dogtail in his mouth. For the first time in a long time, he put on the blue and white hospital uniform of a mental hospital. Behind him, a group of nurse sisters were patrolling back and forth with large syringes. A group of mental patients were sitting on the ground obediently. small child.
Wang Yueyue, who was wearing a red dress, was also one of them. These children were attracted by all kinds of delicacies on the screen, squatting behind Song Qing's back like little mushrooms, drooling.
Song Qing snorted, and drove them away with a vicious voice: "Go away, go away, don't get in the way here, go to the side and play."
The expression was fierce, but the body honestly handed over half a bag of lollipops.
This is from Qi Yu before.
After the children cheered and shouted "Thank you Brother Song", they quickly dispersed. They took some wooden sticks from the nurses as weapons, which seemed a bit unreliable.
Song Qing glanced at them, and then turned to look at the two Qi Yu on the screen who were eating well, making those women as crazy as groundhogs.
He opened the gift bar angrily, and threw a bunch of stinky shit and bricks that didn't cost money on it.
These two thieves!
I know how to abuse dogs on it!
Xie Shao, you bastard, you know how to fall in love if you don't do anything, just wait, you will be finished when I counterattack the superior. At that time, I will hit you eight hundred times a day, making you look like a panda every day!
Indifferently, he took out a mobile phone, clicked on Xie Shao's dialogue box, and after browsing through a bunch of emoticons for a while, Song Qing gritted his teeth with a face of humiliation, and downloaded a dog licking emoticon plopping kneeling and hugging his thigh.
"Thank you, Dad! You don't have any money!"
"Expressing the black dragon is too expensive, woo woo woo, they are stuck there now and can't get through. Father of the funder, please pay for it, otherwise your flying team will be gone!"
The phone screen lights up.
Xie Shao peeled off a mangosteen, put the pulp inside on the plate in front of Qi Yu, picked up a wet tissue and wiped his hands slowly, and transferred 5,000 points to Song Qing who was crying and rolling on the floor.
Song Qing received it in seconds.
Then I found that I had actually brought a hatred buff called Queen Snow White.
What's the matter
Why did you suddenly give me a vendetta
People were sitting on the ground, and the vengeance came from the sky, Song Qing was in a daze.
Then, the phone screen lit up.
[Xie Dog Thief: The gold owner's father wants to raise a boyfriend, and the landlord's family has no food left. These points are my robbing the rich and donating to the poor. I took them from the Snow White State treasury. If you don’t have enough points, I can get some for you. Don't thank me, I'm just a nameless red scarf.]
Song Qing: "..."
Thank you dog thief, we are not finished! ! ! !
…
The time of eating and broadcasting passed quickly and slowly. Qi Yu and Xie Shao relied on their good looks and delicious food. They didn't even have a few words of introduction.
In terms of performance attitude, they must be unqualified, but there are many NPCs who like them! There are also a bunch of female NPCs throwing gifts for them to solicit votes!
The eyes of the players were red with jealousy, but there was nothing they could do about it. What could be done about this guy who was born with a cheat. He could only touch his face and sigh in pain in his heart.
Why ahhh!
There are so many handsome guys in the world, why am I not one of them!
This is a person with a B number in his heart, and many straight boyfriends. Looking at himself in the mirror, he feels that his appearance is not as fast as these two on stage.
Since you can do it, brother, of course I can too!
So they temporarily changed their performance repertoire, copying food and broadcasting, and harvested a lot of bricks and stinky shit.
This is a digression that has nothing to do with the result of the competition, so I won't mention it for now.
The 101 performances were performed in order quickly, and the number of likes of all ghost ships has been counted in real time. There is no ranking comparison, so players can only guess who is the first based on the number of temporary likes displayed after the performance.
Qi Yu and the others gained a lot of fans by relying on their good looks, but there are also players who are good-looking and good at talents. There is one who is good at the piano, and afterimages of fingers appear in the song "Flying of the Bumblebee", there are Shaolin martial arts, and even lion dance, etc...
These are years of hard work and real skills, so their likes are very high when they come out. According to the number of temporary likes, Qi Yu and the others could reach the top ten at most, which made many players who picked up lemons very happy.
"Hehe, some people think that it's not good for them to do business with just a single face. I see, he will be slapped in the face sooner or later. He has no real skills, and he can be brushed off in the second round. Then he will have to fight with us. Let's go digging together."
"Little white face has a face, don't even be able to dig mines by then, hahahaha!"
…
These people didn't have many likes, and they were destined to be eliminated. They didn't control the volume when they spoke, and they could be heard from a long distance. There were even those who were close enough to deliberately taunt loudly.
Xie Shao frowned and looked over, the skeletons under him sensed the captain's murderous aura, and picked up the big knife in their hands very cleverly.
Qi Yu grabbed his arm in time, shook his head slightly, and comforted him: "Don't bother with them, it's just a bunch of pink eyes. We both look good, it's the face given by our parents, it's called making the best use of everything, and they still want to use it if they want to." no."
Xie Shao told them that he was nothing, except for Qi Yu, other people might not be as important as a skeleton in his eyes. But scolding Qi Yu is not enough, he squinted his eyes, and asked people to write down the few players who spoke dirty, and then focus on entertaining them later.
"It's okay, when the results are announced, we'll slap them in the face." Then, after they are eliminated, immediately fuck them and throw them into the sea to compete with the sharks!
"Eh?" Qi Yu was a little puzzled, "Could it be possible that the two of us still have a chance to come back? It's unlikely, the first few surpassed us by nearly a hundred votes."
Xie Shao showed a mysterious smile and did not answer.
It wasn't until the final announcement of the results that Qi Yu realized what this guy was laughing at.
A row of columns represents the results of all ghost ships, and finally the top ten are selected to reveal the final results. With the help of various female NPCs, the two of them managed to climb to the fourth place, but they were still far from the first place.
The first is the player who plays the piano. He has been quite aggrieved since he entered the game. The skill he is good at is useless in the game. He was ridiculed by a bunch of people who were not as good as him before.
In order to survive, he can only work hard to be a pianist with strong muscles. Sometimes when I dream back in the middle of the night, I will sigh, why is there no dungeon that allows him to display his strength? But just think about it, how can a dungeon be so powerful, and also show talent.
Go to sleep, there is everything in the dream.
He thought it would never happen, but the reality is full of surprises! There really is a copy, so you need to be talented!
When he heard the news, he looked up to the sky and laughed three times, almost crying.
Seeing that he was about to win the first place, surpassing the two lion dancers and stick dancers next to him, he laughed happily. But before he could finish laughing, the column of the bastard in the fourth place suddenly rose wildly, surpassing him in an instant.
Original first place: "..."
Why! ! ! ! !
Take a closer look, and the game has a line of words explaining: The player successfully invited the captain of the ghost ship to perform together. Success, the number of likes +20%.
Players: "..."
What about you? ? ?
Can't you tell me about the extra points in the dog game? !
This thing has to be hidden, are you human! ! !
Wait, one of those two people is not a player
You NPCs are all so good-looking now, aren’t they, are they all so kind to players
Xie Shao showed a "kind" smile to the players who were dirty with their exports: "Afterwards, I will apply to the game and take you to the mining area to mine."
Players who can't control their mouths: "..."
Wrong, we were wrong boss!
Do you think it's too late for us to kneel down to you now
The start time of the second game is still at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night. The game does not allow everyone to run around, communicate and talk. In addition, after staying up all night, everyone is quite sleepy, so they basically go back to the window cabin to catch up on sleep. .
Qi Yu didn't huddle with Xie Shao, he felt that he was an enthusiastic young man, it's better not to test his self-control at this critical moment.
"Let's... let's go to sleep separately first. Uh, I don't mean anything else, it's just that the beds on this boat are quite small, and it's not comfortable for two people to squeeze together."
Qi Yu smiled awkwardly, feeling that what he was talking about was all nonsense.
Xie Shao couldn't help turning his head slightly, the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be suppressed: "Okay, I see."
This little idiot.
Xie Shao feels like a person who is addicted to digging holes now. He knows that if he doesn't talk about it, he will definitely make Qi Yu unhappy in the future, but he blushes and says that he is afraid of his pain, and he is thinking about himself with a tangled face. The look of restraint is too cute.
So, let's lie for a while.
Just a moment!
****
Time always flies by during sleep.
Qi Yu was awakened suddenly, he opened his eyes suddenly, sat up, looked out at the sky through the small window in the room. The night is dark, and the clouds tonight are much thicker, and many stars are covered, and you can only see a hazy black when you look around.
Qi Yu suddenly felt very uneasy.
Even though he couldn't see anything, he couldn't help getting goosebumps all over his body.
There was an ominous feeling in his heart that he couldn't suppress no matter what, he always felt...as if some terrible monster had been released.
****
Next room.
Xie Shao stood at the window, looking at the darkness.
He is different from Qi Yu, he has fallen into the darkness and almost merged with these things. Therefore, in the darkness in his eyes, he could already vaguely see a group of illusory figures, busily moving around.
Numerous NPCs who have adapted to the sea came first. They sank in the sea, quietly watching the ghost ship on the sea.
They are waiting for war.
Xie Shao thought for a while, turned on the phone, and logged into another account.
Through the faint fluorescence on the screen of the phone, one can see that the nickname on the top is - fish.