The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 101: tribute

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AD 1897, the summer of the Griffin, the twenty-ninth emperor of the Oran Empire, Dasos I, was about to take the throne.

Afterwards, the emperor was furious, demoted 37 nobles overnight, dismissed more than 200 senior officers from the three major military regions, and the cross to hang the sinner stood along the river, stretching for several kilometers. Bloody night."

On the same day, the Oran Third Fleet stationed in the upper reaches of the capital city of Kagoxi City, Venlovinde, and the Oran First Fleet of the downstream Sea City, arrived in the capital on the same day and began to encircle and suppress the Beluga tribe.

On that day, blood on the Hemite River, known as the "overflowing green onyx", was red with blood, the sound of cannons roared, and the sound of killing shook the sky, and several urban areas in the capital were reduced to battlefields.

The two fleets attacked, and the war started smoothly. With the demigod nine-headed sea dragon Hydra from joining the battle, countless sea clans and sea monsters joined the battle, and the hero of the Oran Empire, "Dragon Hunter" Damus, died on the spot. , the national division "the emperor of blood" Marsolite was seriously injured, the first fleet was completely destroyed, and the second fleet was half destroyed.

During the war, with the collective efforts of the sea monsters, the river water rose and flooded the Kagoxi City dock area, colony area and other urban areas. A large number of water elements came ashore, and the rain continued, and the war fell into a stalemate.

In the next two weeks, nineteen coastal and riverside cities in the Oran Empire were raided, and nine cities including Sosolan City fell on the same day. Among them, Sosolan City was attacked by a blood shark tribe composed of piranhas, and then slaughtered.

With the beluga night as a symbol, the horn of the eternal crusade sounded again. Under the command of the god of water elements, Aylos, and the evil god of storm queen, the sea clan who came ashore became the vanguard, and the chaotic camp came into being.

And thanks to the news from Princess Renee of the small country, the Oran Empire avoided the desperate situation of being raided, and lamented the kindness of the Principality of Donglan and Princess Renee, and the emperor made a promise that "The Duchy of Donglan will always be the country of brothers of the Oran Empire". He proposed to Princess Renee again in public, but then, because the current situation was chaotic and she was worried about her motherland, Her Royal Highness once again declined the emperor's proposal.

In private, there were rumors in the market that Princess Renee at the time angrily complained about Dasos' absurdity, and threw two red high-heeled shoes at him, hitting the emperor himself and his financial director Hemet respectively. Mitt fell into a coma on the spot, and the scene became a mess.

"The country is in trouble, but I have never seen such an idiot emperor. My mother said that she is not interested in men and wants me to marry you? Unless you get Edwina's belt and put on a skirt."

In the eyes of a few insiders, Dasos’s trick is indeed quite cunning. The so-called “country of brothers” directly removed the Principality of Donglan from the list of dependent countries, and with more rumors and rumors Spreading out, as the shadow of war draws near, with the row of crosses hanging the dead, with a large number of hostile factions imprisoned, the original stigma is no longer important, as long as he can lead the people through the difficulties, than Any false name is more practical.

Although there have been more criticisms of the emperor's evaluation among the people, the princess of the small country who actually made the emperor obsessed with losing face and sanity has become the hottest topic recently. "Her beauty and straightforward personality are widely circulated." The reputation of "the holy snow lotus on the top of the mountain" began to spread.

It is said that she looks innocent and young, but has a special charm that attracts the attention of the king.

At this time, listening to the gossip collected by the companions, the flower is about to kill.

"Flower of the High Mountains? Dasos, you are good at favoring the water, and you still use me to change the topic and focus? Remember this old man, don't give me a chance."

But at this time, I have no time to complain, and a lot of chores are weighing on me.

After getting the news, Dasos was patient after checking, and then took advantage of the topic in "Outbreak", taking the opportunity to eradicate dissidents and consolidate the regime, which was expected.

After that, in the name of returning the favor and the so-called state of brothers, Dasos directly surfaced the aid and resources in the agreement, and accelerated the speed of fulfilling the contract. Soon, after he fulfilled the agreement, I must return the key. Give it to him, if you don't hurry up, this time it will really be an empty joy.

After all, this is the capital of the Oran Empire. Even if there is some trouble, no one thinks that the Oran Empire will lose.

Although the nine-headed dragon is strong, it is not invincible. As the family member of the evil god Storm Queen, its battle also represents the official intervention of the evil god of chaos. The Dragon Slayer is already on his way.

However, Dasos accelerated the performance of the contract, and most of them thought that he really had some expectations for the things in the base. If a floating fleet suddenly burst out of the water, it would definitely change the situation of the whole war. Of course, he definitely Also prepared for nothing.

And if I don't want to get nothing, I really should hurry up.

"Have you found Tracey?"

While preparing for the battle, the sudden disappearance of the Kraken became a problem in his hands.

"She suddenly returned to the circus, with a box in her hand with a special seal on it. Look at the shield and the long sword intersecting the guardian medal. It should be the emblem of a certain royal family."

A royal emblem? I'm afraid, most of these are hijacked tributes. Heloise and I smiled at each other, but felt that this time we finally found our target, the waiting was worthwhile, and it was time to catch the hook.

"Stonville's bottle of the ocean, the legendary artifact of the ancient sea god, is said to be able to set off endless waves in ancient times, although most of its power has been lost due to the passing of the ancient god, and if it falls to Lady Storm and St. Dunwella's wife, the ancient god of water elements, might regain her divine power."

When we learned that there was such a rare treasure among the stolen tributes, and when we learned that the siren was looking for the stolen "tributes" through the greedy offspring, we "suddenly realized".

"No matter why she leaked the secrets of the sea clan, as long as Trixis gets the artifact, she must not be allowed to return to the sea!"

The tribute (gift) of the Solo Federation was taken by the Astrology Tower, and Trixis had contact with the Astrology Tower before. If she had a heart, I am afraid she would know where the missing tribute was. In our expectation, when the Astrology Tower became If the wanted criminal is found, I am afraid that only she can find the tribute.

So, just as Trish had just returned to her own tent at the circus, an uninvited guest came to the door.

"Open the door! Those who check the water meter, what? Those who don't have a water meter? Then they will deliver the water to the door! Forget it, you don't need to open the door. You won't need a door in the future."

Well, when the legendary paladin charged with the holy sword, and when the legendary druid summoned storms and lightning to blow down the entire tent, the tent was also reimbursed directly.

At this time, Cui Xisi was full of surprise, she just opened the box containing the tribute, and looked at us who suddenly appeared.

"Haha, I can't think of it, we have been waiting for you today, hand over the artifact..."

I walked out triumphantly, but when I looked around, I was dumbfounded.

"What is this! Artifact?"

The contents in the box have nothing to do with the bottle at all, it is a white jade sculpture, and the shape is a bit like a banana, a bit like an ivory, a bit like something, a bit like... The more I look, the more it looks like...

"This is an artificial phallus. This is a super warm jade. It can simulate human body temperature. Looking at the color and craftsmanship, it is definitely a super boutique, and it should be a masterpiece! This is really a rare item among rare items. Absolute artifact!"

Well, I regret bringing the sad wind, and he immediately told the truth that we tried to avoid.

"Is this a tribute?"

Her privacy was suddenly exposed, and Cui Xisi nodded sullenly.

"It is indeed a concubine's supplies..." The pronunciation of the concubine and the tribute is exactly the same, and it is no wonder that the son of greed misunderstood.

"Since you have discovered it, I don't have to hide it. In fact, one of the main purposes of my stay in the human world is to study adult products. You know that most of our sea monsters are women, cold-blooded creatures, and live alone in the sea. , it's hard to meet the same kind, it's unbearable for a long night, many companions have such a habit..."

"... Therefore, I plan to open the first marine adult products store, which should be welcomed by women from the sea clan such as sirens, mermaids, and Naga, and the first step is to source materials in the human world of professionalism. It's a pity , the more in-depth study of the two ways of nature, the more I find my shallowness, and I regret the previous shallowness. I plan to spend another hundred years to study this way, and after I become a master of this way, I will open the dream of my dream. Mobile store."

This beautiful woman clearly said that she had lost her integrity. Her eyes were full of enthusiasm, but her face was like a martyr. I instinctively felt that she did not tell lies, and really planned to devote her life to this path. energy.

I think I know why I instinctively think that this sea-monster beauty is so familiar and familiar. Isn't this another Brimstone City specialty - a gentleman (change) and a gentleman (state).

"It's a pity, maybe the species is different, why can't human beings understand our concept, when they heard me say this, they all looked at me with very strange eyes, and the fat earl was entangled with me. Hmph, to us In other words, a tool is a tool for dispatching loneliness, it's just a dead thing, a partner is a partner who lives and dies, and that's two completely different things. Hey, soulmates are hard to find."

At this moment, when the Kraken sighed that he was not understood, the man stood up, and his face was a little different from Trixis's consciousness.

"It's amazing! It's very touching! Comrade (here refers specifically to a companion with the same ambition), I can understand that the way of the sexes is broad and profound, but I'm also pursuing my own path, and I'm not understood by others. I can help You! Test it yourself, leave it to me... Ah!"

Well, everyone really can't listen anymore, ignoring the surprised Siren when he heard the words, and started his daily routine again - beating Bei Feng.

Covering my head, I really don't know what to say. The siren in front of me reminded me of the guys in Sulphur Mountain City, and it made me want to stay away.

"That tribute? That sea god bottle? Wasn't it taken away by the Astrology Tower?"

Tracey shook her head.

"At that time, they worked with the local thieves' union. Well, they just used the thieves' union to disguise their identities. They were the ones who did it. How could a small thieves' union take over the envoys of a big country. Afterwards, in return, the spoils should be all Lost it to the Thieves Guild."

At the same time as I suddenly realized, a faint ominous premonition emerged in my heart, which is often a harbinger of me being tricked again.

"What is the name of the Thieves Guild?"

"The Brotherhood of Blood Pressure? Oh, I remember their emblem is the Bloody Handprint, it should be the Brotherhood of Bloody Hands."

Well, this name sounds really familiar. When I think about it for a while, the memories of the past are like yesterday, and I almost burst into tears. This time, I am self-inflicted and busy again.

"I probably know that the sea god's bottle is there, Heloise... Give me back the milk bottle I gave you."

Yes, I just came to this city, and I took the Bloody Hand Brotherhood as a target for sword training. I heard that they stole the tribute. I thought it would be good, but it was swept all the way. It was a one-shot break, and in the end, there was not much gain.

After killing their president, I did see a box in the secret room. There was an antique bottle in it, which seemed to be of great value, but the cat that happened to be raising at the time asked me to buy a milk bottle, and she herself thought the bottle was very If you have an artistic style, you can use it directly.

There are no magic fluctuations on it, who would have thought that it would be a former artifact...

"Meow, no, the artifact bottle suits my taste. If I want to change it, I can return it with an equivalent value."

Just when I was about to reason with the dead cat, and if I couldn't make it through, I just grabbed it, I couldn't help shivering with a "ding" sound. This sound never meant a good thing.

"The damn system is coming down again?"

[Cough, the answer is correct, but there is no prize. Congratulations to the gentleman's group formed by the host for getting a new gentleman. They are the beautiful sea monster Trixis whose life goal is to open an adult shop. When the number of gentlemen (perverts) in your gentleman's group reaches ten, you will get an epic level. Title - The King of Gentlemen. The effect is absolutely powerful.]

[There are nine gentlemen, only one is missing, please make persistent efforts. In fact, there is one in front of you. I recommend the ogre Cavendish who likes to blog around. Although the gentleman degree is a bit low, the system will help you this time, so you are barely qualified.]

[Now there are eight gentlemen members, including: Momo, the female elf of Zhengtacon, Diana, the wonderful elf of the triple gods, Casio, who gradually went astray in life, Beifeng (he does not need any adjectives, he is a legend, he is a legend The Sad Wind), Prince Green who will blow up the continent one day, the beauty Coros with the gender of Coros, the Princess Renee who is gradually controlled by grandfather, and the Paladin Roland who is gradually awakening to her femininity]

"Women's clothing fetish, your sister! You are the women's clothing fetishes, your whole family is a women's clothing fetish! You are a gentleman, and your whole family is a gentleman!"