"This world is still very harmonious and loving. Don't always think about conspiracies and tricks. This is not a novel. Where do so many coincidences and behind-the-scenes masterminds come from. Look, isn't this all a misunderstanding?"
Well, this is my summary of the Kraken incident. Sure enough, there is still true love in the world. We must learn to trust others!
"Meow, Roland, no matter how you escape from reality, what should come will still come. Open your eyes and see."
The black cat on the shoulder is full of malicious ridicule.
"Shut up, didn't I pretend I couldn't see it!"
Yes, I'm escaping from this terrible reality that the upright Church of the God of Law has actually become a place for gentlemen to exchange all kinds of perverted ideas.
"... Back then, I was still a normal half-dragon man. I just got out of the egg. I fell in love with him at a glance. He is my adoptive mother, how mighty his cockscomb is, and how gorgeous his feathers are. … Later, I learned that my eggs were lost, and the people who found them hatched me with their own poultry.”
It turns out that your normal time is only a few minutes after hatching, how outrageous you are! And what does the adoptive mother mean to him? It's obviously a man, and since there is a cockscomb, it should be a rooster. It was wrong from the beginning. It is said that egg-laying creatures will regard the first creature they see as their mother. Is this the case with your half-dragon man? I haven't heard of it, so you are special! Have you been perverted since birth
Let me take a breath first, this guy is so bad, I can't finish it.
"…The big hero Edsius? Yes, he did have a relationship with a Kraken friend of mine, but he is not a big hero, he is obviously just a hooligan and a playboy. It is said that he has cheated more than one Kraken. Twenty, he is a bastard... We sirens are really pitiful, our nature is both affectionate and lonely, and we always have some treasures picked up from the sea, but we are always deceived by bad men who pretend to be heroes, such as sages Cazorla, Edwin the Dragon Knight... Even if it is rare to meet a good man, in less than 20 years, he will become a sloppy uncle, and if he takes a nap, he will become an old man and die. Most of them find an island to live alone, but they are really lonely and unbearable, and they are still fooled."
Well, I know, big sister, it is rare for you to find a confidant to spit bitterness, but please don’t ruin the image of those great heroes in my mind. Why are those great heroes who have left their names in history as a group of emotional liars in your eyes, okay? , In fact, those stories of stealing artifacts and secrets from the Kraken, from another perspective, are indeed like emotional liars who broke into the lonely widow's house and cheated money and sex.
"... Hmph, that's because you sirens are too stupid. Look at us elves, we don't even fall in love with short-lived species. Those short-lived species shout the slogan 'you only have one life', you don't need to be restrained, you want to live brilliantly and freely, no Is it just another way of saying irresponsible and reckless behavior? Like you said, even if you rarely meet a good one, you will die immediately. No matter how you look at it, it is a tragic end... but innocent children are the exception. , he is so pure and cute, and his eyes are full of innocence and trust. I can slowly paint the color I need on this blank drawing board, without worrying about the deterioration, I will reap the results when he matures... Yes For us elves, twenty years is nothing, as long as we can eat delicious fruits, even if it is a tragedy, my mother will recognize it!"
Hello, the police? There's a weird auntie here! Momo, can you stop peeking at me when you say this, can you stop drooling! I really feel really dangerous!
"Exploding is an art."
"No, the explosion is just the purpose, just a means to create a safe zone!"
"Hmph, it's superficial! It's really just a short-sighted human being. No wonder your works are full of the taste of third-rate craftsmen. Even if they are exquisite and accurate, there is no trace of passion and creativity."
"I also read your so-called artwork. I'm not sure what you mean by the time and power of the explosion? When are you going to blow yourself up?"
"… This is an insult to our whole goblin engineering, goblin alchemy, you know how we treat a stupid midget who questioned our goblin art, kick his ass and blow him up!"
Well, Silver Hook Bell, I know you're excited to get out, but we didn't save you from causing damage, and Green! You know you're an activist, but if you don't put away the bomb, I'll hang you from the ceiling, I'll do what I say! There is also a silver hook. If you dare to detonate the alchemy bomb in your hand, I will throw you into the main gun of Roland No. 88, and send you back to prison with one shot.
The area where the Royal Prison is located is also in big trouble with this flood, and the dwarfs who almost lost their lives in the dungeons will not sit still.
They launched the prison escape plan in advance without hesitation, and the news of the big robot causing the prison and prison riots has also become a recent headline, and now I can only hope that the energy of the royal spy will be fully captured by the battlefield, looking forward to Dassault Don't turn your back on me at this critical moment, at least don't come to me until my plan is complete.
"Old man, even if you save me this time, don't expect old Romons to give up his hobby because of this, let's fight on the battlefield next time. Old Romons will return your favor. Also, fallen Gray dwarf, you have the same, sooner or later we will fight one day."
"Ha, really smelly and hard shield dwarf, we should have watched you drown."
"Hmph, we shield dwarves are not the soft-shelled turtles who have never seen water in their lives. When Old Romans was hunting plesiosaurs underwater, you were still breastfeeding."
"Oh, don't wait for a day, try it now."
Well, I know you shield dwarves and grey dwarves are feuds, but at least think about the bond you just couldn't get enough of. Well, it's not okay to talk in a sloppy way, so I'll just say it straight, shorty, put down that bench and cup, and go out to fight! Otherwise, you will be thrown into the barrel and shot out!
I feel inexplicably tired, and my spirit is polluted. I really shouldn't listen to these guys. I should continue to sigh about the beauty of the world.
"Brother Roland, your tea."
"Oh, thanks."
It's still my own great-great-great-granddaughter who is caring. I just sighed, but I somehow felt something was wrong.
"Granddaughter control and grandfather control? This taste is really heavy enough." Sure enough, this black cat will not make me feel good, if it is not counted as my binding equipment, just rely on the identity of this undead old demon And if you can't see other people's good twisted temperament, you can definitely be called the position of a great gentleman.
But her sarcasm made me tremble inexplicably, and I also had some doubts. How could this little girl be so well-behaved recently, and the system prompt that people can't look directly at, it also made my heart beat.
But seeing her smiling sweetly and serving tea to my temporary mentor Diana, I shook my head and dispelled my doubts.
"I think I finally know how to respect the elders. The system has never been reliable. I'm not a womanizer, and Renee naturally won't be blind to look at me. We look so alike, wouldn't she be narcissistic when she looks at me?"
After a moment of hesitation, I finally spoke up.
"Everyone get ready, I'll go out to find two people, and when I get back, I'm afraid we'll have a tough battle to fight. By the way, be prepared to give up here."
Yes, since the attack of the sea clan, the succession ceremony that I don’t know if it can still be held will naturally be postponed indefinitely, and from that moment on, there is no apparent reason to participate in the ceremony, so we naturally didn’t stay. Here's the necessity.
Also, I always felt that something was wrong, that this war was developing so strangely.
If it was an outpost of the eternal crusade, the appearance of the god-favored nine-headed dragon Hydra would be too early, but after a little consideration, it was a matter of course.
It is not difficult for a nine-headed dragon emperor to transform into a human form at his level. It is very likely that he was just lurking at the bottom of the river as a supervisor, but the attack of the two fleets blinded him all at once. The two demigods of the empire are enough to clear all the sea clan.
As a result, the nine-headed dragon, who was forced to take action, fell into a predicament while killing and killing. As a pet of the evil god, he also represented the will of the evil god. If he came ashore to pursue, I am afraid that the war would escalate directly and order Even if the gods do not take action in person, they will inevitably send dragon slayers, the direct thugs of the gods, which are completely different from human demigods.
But if he runs away, the sea clan here will definitely be wiped out, and his master will be embarrassed because of it. Therefore, not advancing or retreating becomes the best choice.
The Oran Empire should also have hidden power, but it has been bombarded a few times and rested for a few hours. Most of them are afraid that they will really offend the Great God if they beat the small ones. The same is true for the nine-headed dragon over there, which has not left its original position at all. It means, as long as you don't mess with it, it will also spit out two dragon breaths at intervals, watching the sea clan fighting in full swing, seven of its nine heads are lazy and work abroad.
The eternal jihad has just begun to sound the horn, and no one is ready. Now that the full conflict is full, no matter who it is, it will only be reduced to cannon fodder. Nine-headed dragon and Oran are not stupid.
But this stalemate makes me feel very dangerous.
The stalemate on the battlefield is often a balance between the two sides, and this balance is always temporary. Both sides maintain strange restraint just because they are not mentally prepared for a decisive battle and pay a huge price, and the preparation will come sooner or later. However, with the lifting of the deadlock, it is mostly a big defeat of one side, and looking at this situation, most of the losers are the Oran Empire, which is not ready.
If Ms. Storm is determined to go to war with all her strength, even if she does not hesitate to fall prematurely, if some stunned green demigod runs and kills her pet nine-headed dragon... Just think about what will happen when this possibility occurs, I felt that this riverside city was too unsafe.
The technology sent by Davis is already in my hands, the convoy of aid resources has already crossed the border, the contract may be realized at any time, and I am ready to withdraw, but before that...
"Rene, come with me, those two people are very necessary to make friends." After hesitating for a moment, I called another person.
"Silver hook, you come here too. This time we want to see your peers. Your task is your best. Brag to me and try to fool them."
…
"Magic Master" Timurett, "Miracle Alchemist" Olivia Wright, the creator of Magic Mechanics, the creator of the future fifth-order arm Magic Mechanical Dragon, the stars emerging in the future war epic Among the heroes, they are also the two most dazzling.
War is the catalyst and training ground for various new technologies. In the future war, the magic mechanics proposed by these two have created countless magical weapons and weapons of war. The Oran Empire will be able to enter the human world before it is destroyed. At the top, they are the ones who make the most of it.
Of course, they began to propose that the magic mechanics produced by the combination of alchemy magic circle and engineering is after the war with the underground world, and the magic mechanical dragon is the product of 60 years later. It was a rookie engineer who made a living by selling toys, and the other was an unqualified alchemist who had just been kicked out of the Alchemy Academy.
Even if they are still unknown characters, even if history has changed, these two may not be able to rise again, but in history, two people are too important, how can I let them go, who lacks manpower in the first place.
And the reason why I haven't been looking for them is that there is no other reason. It's a bit strange that the geniuses are all. These two are great geniuses who have left their names in history... Well, let me tell you the truth, at that time, my goal of looking for members was normal. People, the hobbies and habits of these two are definitely gentlemen of gentlemen, how can I find them.
but now…
I looked at the system prompt and shook my head helplessly.
[As people who are beyond common sense, um, they are commonly known as perverted gentlemen. Although we are not understood by others, it is only because we are too persistent in pursuing the path in our minds and ignore the vision of ordinary people. But to a true gentleman, it is enough for us seekers to understand each other, even if others cannot. As the king of gentlemen, you can understand everyone's anguish and pain. You are the same type of all gentlemen, and everyone will naturally respect you.]
[Honorary title King of Gentlemen: As a gentleman among gentlemen, the legendary uncrowned king, your prestige has spread throughout the entire plane. All gentlemen will see you at first sight, and their affection will increase greatly, but normal people will instinctively hate you and stay away from you. you. At the same time, as the king of gentlemen, you will instinctively attract gentlemen to meet you, and when you invite them, they will also have a higher chance to join you.]
At that time, even if the ogre was good, and with Trixis' guarantee that he would be obedient, he could be a good thug as long as he was in charge, but I was still hesitant to let him join.
But soon, I didn't have to hesitate anymore. The escape of the four shorties instantly exceeded the upper limit of the Gentlemen of the Absolute Gentlemen League, and the system gave me this title without hesitation.
[Congratulations, the king of gentlemen, as the king of perverts, your level of gentleman is unmatched. —Don't talk to me, Mom, there are perverts here!]
"Hehe, I suddenly feel that you are pleasing to the eye."
I've already tested the power of this halo, and I'm still a little happy about what other people say, but this "pleasant" comes from that half-dragon man, and I feel that my vest is chilled.
Ahem, let’s get down to business, after getting the “reputation” of the King of Gentlemen and getting so frustrated that I almost gave up on myself, I now only hope that this title is really as powerful as it says, and it can help me abduct those two future stars.
"Hmph, don't worry about Timurett who hasn't heard of it, Olivia's former senior is a famous freak. She failed seven of the thirteen main courses and was swept out of the college directly. It's almost a shame for the college. What a genius."
We unexpectedly have an extra companion in this line. Katherine, the granddaughter of the Paladin of Kane, was actually a former student of Kagsi Third Alchemy Academy, and is said to be a classmate with Olivia.
Now that the sword is in hand, Catherine has naturally made a decision, and now she has become my knight squire and mage apprentice.
Yes, she chose neither the way of the knight nor the way of the mage.
"That...can I try both? I really can't make up my mind."
And as far as I know, she has not given up the alchemy of the past. Human energy and time are limited, and taking into account all three aspects of study is simply killing her, but I didn't say anything, anyway, reality will force her to do it sooner or later. What he chose, he was very impressed by his head and blood.
She heard that we were looking for an alchemy genius, and as an alchemist, she took the initiative to ask Ying, but when she heard that it was Olivia, her face became displeased.
"It should be around here. Do you know where Olivia lives?"
Sure enough, I got a negative answer from Catherine, so I found someone to ask for directions.
"Excuse me, do you know about Olivia's alchemy..." Well, this was only halfway through, when the big man heard the name Olivia, his face turned pale, sweating profusely, and his eyes turned wildly.
Well, just from the performance of this passerby, I almost know what kind of person this is.
"If she is a gentleman, with the help of the King of Gentlemen, it should be easy to fool her into joining, but if she is too gentle, that group of bastards is enough... Should I expect her to be normal or abnormal? People are conflicted."
"Boom!"
"Okay, no need to show the way, little brother, run away, I think I found it."
The beautiful green mushroom cloud, the screams not far away, and the action of the passer-by's little brother running away, have explained everything.
"This color, it seems that wearing a dwarf gas mask is the right choice... It seems that there is no need to hesitate, the Gentlemen's League will join again."