The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 103: Miracle Alchemist

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Olivia, known as the "Miracle Alchemist", is really a lovely ordinary girl if she only looks at her appearance.

The smooth blond hair with wavy curls shone with youthful brilliance, and the pale green alchemist robe could not hide her proud figure, which was far beyond her peers. Some babies had fat faces with a natural confused temperament, but the silver glasses Give it more of a scholar's breath.

Although it was obviously the first time they met, Olivia gave people an inexplicable sense of familiarity. Perhaps the scholar's temperament was inexplicably similar to Eliza and Margaret, especially the silver glasses. Flat goods to decorate the facade.

How did I see it? Not to mention Eliza's glasses were also plain light. At this time, one of Olivia's glasses had disappeared, but the girl didn't say anything at all. The guest was already sitting in front of her, and she was still bowing her head and muttering where the hell was it? The error caused the test to fail.

Even if there is someone face to face, the girl's eyes have no focus, her mind wanders in the sky, she is unprepared, the smudges on her face are not wiped off, and the arrangement of the living room is even more devastating chaos, just the first impression, Makes people feel that its nerves are very large.

And with a little glance, I probably knew why Catherine was upset when she saw Olivia.

"It turned out to be a class contradiction." Olivia's moving curves full of youthful vitality made the original plain and old-fashioned dress look like a gorgeous dress, and the same dress was worn on Catherine...

A slender and flat figure is extremely beneficial for horseback fighting. How can you hold your weapons under rough waves? You are born to be good seedlings of knights. Well, next time you see Catherine staring at the beautiful woman's chest like this, it will be so comforting. her.

why you? Well, Renee, my knight squire, also looked bitter and gritted her teeth.

"...It's so big, how could it be the same age, hmph, it's so big, it will sag sooner or later."

Well, let's rationally ignore this mysterious curse and return to the main topic.

"Cough, Miss Olivia, hello, I'm Luo Lan." A greeting, but could not recall someone's mind wandering in the heavens.

"Could it be that rock magic oil was given earlier? Then try adding some neutralizer."

"Hey, hey! Miss Olivia, do you hear me?"

Well, the alchemist has started to take out the pen and start writing and drawing, and continues to be ignored.

"This is the way to go... Olivia! Big tits! It's dawn! Class is on!"

Catherine leaned into Olivia's ear and shouted. The voice kept echoing in the room, and even I was shocked. The resentment in it was even more obvious, and Olivia recovered.

"Ah, Teacher Dana, I'm not in a daze, I'm really listening!"

Well, this straight ex-student who stood up all at once woke up from the school girl's call to a nickname, but apparently forgot that he had been expelled from the school.

"Pfft! Olivia-senpai, you thought it was Teacher Dana's herbal medicine class, don't worry, no one asked you to stand against me this time, we have a private matter with you."

"Don't call me my nickname, Xiaozhugan. I was so scared that I thought it was the teacher who murdered me again. I really don't know why Teacher Dana is always targeting me."

Well, while leaking Catherine's nickname, it also revealed that "Big Tits Girl" is her recognized nickname, and even the teacher called this nickname, what a hatred.

"Mr. Dana has never been married at such an old age. She finally got a boyfriend who thought she had no breasts and dumped her. Seeing that you are naturally angry, can't you be considerate? Cow girl."

"Oh, no wonder she's always staring at my chest, I thought she was as weird as those boys..."

"Cough, Olivia Alchemist, I have something to do with you."

The more I talked, the more passionate I became. Maybe I forgot that there was another man here. I tried to stop, but...

"... This smell is a powerful troll mixture, why is it labeled as a hair restorer?"

Silver Hook took off the bottle on the shelf next to him. His sharp voice was full of doubts. As a gold-level alchemist, he assured him that whether it was color or smell, it was definitely a troll regeneration potion, and it was definitely not a hair restorer. .

"Oh, that, it's still not done. I thought about transplanting the troll's regenerative power into the hair, so no matter how stubbornly bald, the hair will grow back, and as a result... wait, can't drink!"

As far as alchemy is concerned, self-experimentation is always the best way to understand it. Relying on the fact that he is a great alchemist with excellent drug resistance, Silver Hook opened the bottle cap without hesitation and drank it.

"Ouch." Silver hook covered his stomach and knelt down halfway, and I realized that, and then a piece of black hair fell off. It turned out that he was wearing a wig...

It turned out not to use their own medicine, but to seize the opportunity to make up for the defect!

"This potion failed? He'll be fine, right?"

"No, this one worked, but with a small side effect."

Don't ask any more questions, the facts in front of you have already explained everything, thick and long hair gushing frantically from the bare Mediterranean Sea of Silver Hook, the goblin is jumping around happily, but soon, he is in trouble , the hair has grown to the feet, but it continues to grow wildly.

"This design idea is indeed successful, but now the problem is how to control the troll's unstoppable regeneration ability, which means it can't stop..."

After a while, the silver hook had already turned into a big ball of hair, and the whole body was covered with pitch-black hair. The round black hair ball rolled on the ground, and his eyes and face could not be seen.

"Help, I'm out of breath."

He wanted to take out the medicine in his arms to save himself, but he couldn't even stretch out his hand. There were too many hairs entangling him, and the ends of the hair were already drilling into his nostrils.

Well, if he doesn't save him, he will be suffocated by his own hair, and the cause of death will be funny.

I hurriedly drew my sword, but it had just been cut off and regenerated again. This hair was tougher than a tentacle monster, but Olivia had a better way.

She has already run to the experimental table over there, took out three bottles of medicine and quickly synthesized them. The bottles spun and danced in the air, and the liquid was stirred and fused in the air. With her excellent dispensing skills, the finished product was formed in just a few seconds, and then hurled out violently.

"Snapped!"

With the splash of the liquid medicine and the use of the antidote, the effect of the troll hair growth medicine was removed, and the hair began to fall out rapidly.

"Saved, huh."

The hair scattered on the ground, Yin Hook slumped on the ground and sighed that he was rescued, but...

"puff!"

"Haha, what is this, Chihuahua? Just eggs?"

Goblins are somewhat similar to cats and dogs, and they have a lot of hair on their bodies, so dwarfs always ridicule them as dwarf dogs with long hair. This is also because under the effect of the potion just now, his hair was not soaring, but the top of his head and his body grew together. The root cause of hair.

Obviously, Olivia's antidote was just as effective as the regeneration potion. If all the hairs were removed at the same time, the bald dog that had been stripped would look so ugly, and the bald head didn't even have eyebrows. Now, the whole person suddenly changed from a dark goblin to a white chicken, and it looks a bit like a murloc head without long hair. No wonder Renee and the others have already rolled on the ground laughing.

"I... My hair, obviously there are still sixteen hairs! It's all gone, the big hair, the second hair, the third... Little Sixteen, you died so miserably, why did you just leave like this, how can I live? what."

Well, the bare goblin howled and cried on the ground, and the act of naming his sixteen hairs is really...

"puff!"

I'm sorry, I really wanted to say sad, but I couldn't help it when I saw this bare egg kept crying, so let me go to the side first and smile.

Well, let's finally get back to the point, Yin Hook, who has barely calmed down, began to consider the strength of his new disciple.

disciple? As an alchemy master who has just entered the golden stage, even the dean of the alchemy academy cannot reach this level. Silver Hook just showed his identity and indicated that he was willing to accept apprentices, and expressed his praise for Olivia's talent, so let him Olivia, a rookie alchemist who had just been expelled from the academy, apprenticed on the spot.

Fifteen-year-old Olivia is obviously still a rookie. Maybe she has great potential and creativity, but the lack of basic abilities is destined to keep her polished for decades. The bronze rank may be great for her peers, but in alchemy In front of the master, she was obviously a rookie. Being expelled from the alchemy academy made her a laughing stock in the circle, and she even cut off the road to further education. The future miracle alchemist is now just a very innovative apprentice.

"Is this the medicine you dispensed? This taste should be a bull's medicine. Judging from the color, it should be improved, and the increase in strength can reach several percent."

Having suffered this loss, even the Great Alchemist would not dare to test the medicine by himself.

"I replaced the cow's blood in the original formula with the blood of the tauren, and the absolute increase reached 30%. If you eat it, you will have three times the strength. ."

I saw Yin Hook's face twitched violently, his hands trembling, and he almost smashed the vial on the ground.

The normal bull potion only has a 10% bonus, this 300% comes with a transformation effect, but the benefit is large, and the cost is large. After drinking it for a short period of time, most of it will not survive.

"Have you tried it?"

"Well, I tried it with Xiaobai. Ah, it's my dog. After the outbreak, he slammed into the wall and got injured for half a year. Now he still thinks he is a hellhound and always spit at others. Water (fire-breathing)"

"This green bottle... is a natural recovery potion, but how can it be red."

"Hehe, I added Dragon's Whisker Grass and Petrified Lizard Potion. This is my favorite work. It can heal wounds and at the same time give the user the ability to petrify the skin, which greatly increases the defense ability. One potion has two effects, It's my rare success."

"Side effect?" Yin Hook was unmoved, he already vaguely knew that his disciple was a little strange.

"This... I have prepared a detoxification potion, and along with this potion as a bonus, I also put a label 'If you don't want to be a real stone statue, please don't use this potion when you are alone,' the instructions for use, but strangely, always Can't sell it."

It’s just right that it can’t be sold, and it will turn into stone if you are not careful. Who dares to drink this kind of stuff.

"This? Huh? The taste of milk?"

"Oh, this is the breast enhancement medicine that the juniors entrusted me to do. The effect is indeed achieved, and it is also one of my few achievements."

As soon as the words fell, Renee's eyes flashed with stars, and she immediately wanted to try it, but she hesitated when she saw that bald head and this circle of strange potions.

"...Don't think about it, this is one of the main culprits of her being expelled from the academy. It can indeed increase breasts, but to maintain the effect, you need to drink a bottle of milk every hour. During that time, all the milk near the academy was all Out of stock, the whole academy smells like milk."

Hearing this, Renee hesitated, this side effect seems to be acceptable.

"Is there anything else? That doesn't mean expulsion."

Suddenly, Katherine's face blushed, and she put her mouth close to Renee's ear and whispered.

"... Milk can't get in and out, and it will burst out when it accumulates to a certain extent. Back then, our teacher Dana lost her blind date just like that. She doesn't dare to see anyone now."

Well, although the sound is really small, everyone in this room has sharp ears, at least I regret hearing it.

Miracle Alchemist became famous more than ten years later. We obviously came too early. The side effects of her finished product are much greater than the normal effect, but half a bucket of water also has the benefits of half a bucket of water, at least it's good to fool.

In this era, the inheritance of master and apprentice is not far from that of father and son. Yingou is willing to accept her as an apprentice. This relationship between master and apprentice is more real than anything else. Well, there is an exception to the tradition of killing masters in all dynasties. At least look at The cat on my shoulders looked at me full of resentment after seeing the harmony between master and apprentice.

"Stop biting, haven't I been killed by my apprentice?"

"Hmph, you deserve it, and you brought it on yourself. In other words, if you dare to train new people, you won't be afraid of the recurrence of tradition."

"That's two different things. You killed your teacher because your teacher did it to you. I killed you because you were really uneasy at the time. You said I asked for it, but I think you did it yourself."

"Hmph, forget it, the past is over. You see, this pair of master and apprentices has the demeanor of our past."

"No, I think Silver Hook will teach it seriously. He's not some cheap banshee. He needs an apprentice to do tasks to teach a magic trick to please her."

"No, I'm talking about the fact that the apprentice will kill the teacher sooner or later. Look, she almost succeeded. Look at the things she invented, I bet that egg head will be poisoned to death within three years. "

Seeing that she didn't know what she touched, Olivia kept bowing her head to apologize after a cloud of red mist, and the old goblin who was about to cry without tears lost his last hair—eyelashes, and completely turned into a round egg head. I muttered to myself.

"I bet, but instead of three years, I bet I'll be killed within a year."

"Then bet on wool, otherwise, let's bet whether we'll be pissed or poisoned."

"I think it will be bombed to death." Thinking of Silver Hook's "good name" as an explosive alchemist, if he passed on what he had learned to Olivia, who was already dangerous.

"She will be my subordinate in the future... I won't unknowingly dig a hole for myself and create a super dangerous element."