The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 111: Rainstorm is coming

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The carriage slowly moved forward on the road, and suddenly there was a thunderbolt in the sky, and then the dark clouds gathered, the sky became overcast, and in a moment, the raindrops fell.

The torrential rain in summer came in a hurry and came fast. One moment it was light rain, and the next moment it was pouring rain. The raindrops pounded on the top of the carriage, and the outside of the carriage was already blurred. The dark clouds and heavy rain directly made the day like night.

"It's only summer, and it's been raining for three consecutive days this week. It's been raining quite frequently recently. Heh, it seems that Dasos has bad luck to a certain extent."

Judging from the heavy dark clouds that were pressing down low, it was impossible for the rain to stop for a short period of time. Obviously, it was the succession ceremony that was directly affected. Heavy rain was extremely unsuitable for large-scale celebrations.

"Isn't it prepared in advance, the court mages don't eat dry rice."

In this magical world, although there are many shortcomings, in some aspects it surpasses the world of technology.

For example, in the prediction and control of weather, seasoned hunters and rangers can predict the nearest weather from the shape of clouds, druids who are close to nature can smell the approaching natural disasters from the wind, mages can use large-scale magic to operate and choose the weather you want.

Before going out today, I asked Corus about the weather. I still remember that she answered me with a hesitant face.

"... It should be sunny, but recently my predictions have always been wrong. It seems that the last week should be sunny, but it has been raining all the time. And I can't feel the interference of other people, either my prediction is wrong, or The people who intervened were much stronger than me."

If other people’s predictions are wrong, it’s understandable. Coros is an arch druid who specializes in calling storms. She predicts the wrong weather, and it’s as incredible as cooking rice with fire to burn herself. On weekdays, the weather is wrong. It doesn't matter, but when there are a group of sea clan living by the river, this is very fatal.

The torrential rain of the past few days has caused the rivers in many submerged areas to skyrocket again, greatly increasing the space for the Sea Clan to act. On rainy days, when humans are inconvenienced, the Sea Clan has returned to the home field, and their combat power has greatly increased.

Therefore, every time it rains, the defense forces along the coast are facing a big enemy. Fortunately, at present, the sea clan has no plans to attack in the rain.

"The mages of the Oran Empire are not waste. They won't let the scheduled funerals be disturbed by the rain. There is only one explanation - the recent continuous rainy days are not only unnatural products, but the existence of meddling far exceeds that of the court mages of the Oran Empire. Strength. And this kind of powerful existence will naturally not do insignificant things. He spends a lot of effort to change the weather, and he must have plans."

The sudden stop and turn of the carriage surprised me a little. Could it be just a rainy day that Dasos could change his expected plan.

"How did it turn? Where are we going now? Are we going back?"

Hearing my doubts, the white wolf knight who led the team quickly explained.

"Diversion in rainy days is an established procedure for the ceremony. In order to cope with possible heavy rains, we have prepared two venues, one of which is an open-air plaza in Oran Grand Plaza, and the other in the Royal Arena, which has been closed, just as an indoor venue. ."

If someone else heard the answer at this time, they would probably sigh that the Oran royal family was prepared and thoughtful, but I could hear the helplessness and weakness of a certain emperor. No doubt, he ascended the throne under the gaze and blessing of the people, and then shared with the people. Celebrations and performances held in the same music are the best choice to win people's hearts. Now that they are held indoors, it can only show that some situations are out of control.

The road leading to the Royal Arena is not easy. Except for the disgruntled people along the way, the horses coming from all directions are constantly creating congestion. Whose position is good is determined by the level of guests in it.

Obviously, the "princess" sequence of my small country is not high, and I am not an ambassador of the Allied countries who have to be there in advance. One hour.

When we finally arrived, the far-overloaded traffic of people and carriages had blocked the water, and there was no place for carriages to park around the arena. In desperation, we could only walk on the muddy ground with our skirts on. Stepping on the mud made people angry.

The only thing that makes people happy is the performance of Rosemary as the accompanying female officer.

She is indeed a rare masterpiece of mine recently. Apart from the royal knights who kept sneaking glances, the young men who hit the wall along the way proved Rosemary's charm with practical actions.

The delicate face is charming and beautiful, the melon-seed face, the willow-leaf waist, and the moving curves continue to exude the charm of a mature woman, but the clear eyes under the phoenix plum make her pure and innocent, and the short golden hair is combed with cute little braids. Accidental male-oriented actions make it a little more youthful and cute.

The contradictory beauty brings a complex temperament. In the eyes of men, with her actions and words, her temperament changes repeatedly, sometimes she is a twenty-eight young woman, sometimes an eighteen girl, sometimes immature and pure, sometimes coquettish and luxurious, Every man can find the look of his dream lover.

"Altenaya." The real name of the God of Beauty is constantly being recited. In the eyes of everyone, this extraordinary beauty is not at the level that mortals can achieve.

Compared with real flowers, artificial flowers made of plastic are more delicate and perfect, and as a work I have carefully carved, Rosemary, who integrates the advantages of countless beauties, is definitely the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

Natural creations are accidental accumulations. Accidental surprises often bring flaws. A perfect beauty like Rosemary is indeed not something that mortals can have. It is the repeated patchwork and combination of the best of countless beautiful looks. Ultimately, a harmonious creation is achieved.

He is indeed a fake flower, but it is the perfect flower that can overwhelm the crowd, the ultimate creation that cannot be produced by natural selection.

Hey, speaking of this, why do I think of the proud plastic surgery industry chain of a certain country, it is said that their mass-produced stars do not have plastic surgery and do not make a debut, and many stars and her children do not look alike, causing a lot of disputes. .

Closer to home, originally, I just wanted to be a woman who can fascinate Dasos to take revenge on him, but as a necromancer who is responsible for his own works, when I devote my whole heart to creation, my talent for destroying world-class creation is once again. Exercising, the result of excessive pursuit of perfection is to accidentally overdo it again.

"Altenaya? I think it's Pandora. I'm afraid no man can refuse such a woman's request. That's a big trouble. However, those gentlemen seem to have completely ignored Rosemary's beauty. Sure enough, the gentlemen's aesthetics are all in line with the beauty of Rosemary. Is it different?"

In my eyes, beauty has always been troublesome, and this kind of super beauty is super trouble, and countless myths, legends and historical stories also prove this view, but I found that this time I overdid it again, and just made a disaster at the level of disaster for the country and the people. When the perfect woman, I didn't hesitate to keep him in Oran.

"Anyway, the phylactery is in my hands. I'm not afraid that he dares to play tricks, so let's send it out to harm people. Hehe, Dasos, accept your unavoidable fate."

Full of resentment, I cursed viciously, and then, with tears in my eyes, I looked at the new achievements I had obtained before departure.

[Mom, how does this brother wear a skirt? what! Don't look! go!]

When the system popped up the prompt this time, the simulated childish voice almost scared me into cardiac arrest, and I thought it was really revealing.

[Ding, congratulations on appearing in public three times wearing women's clothes, the host has obtained a hidden achievement - a man in a skirt, given the honorary title: director of the Men's and Women's Federation, after equipped, all creatures that look like women, um, including pseudo-mothers, female men, Creatures of unknown gender, such as shemales, have greatly increased their friendship with you, their vigilance has decreased, and the possibility of love breeding has been greatly reduced. This title is automatically bound to the title of King of Gentlemen, and will always be effective at the same time - "Others are good, I feel that I can tell him anything, it is really suitable to be a sister and a close friend, but if it is a love object, I always feel a little bit. Strange. Well, I probably didn't think of him as a man."]

[System prompt: I didn't expect you to find such a secret achievement. You really deserve to be the king of great gentlemen. Follow me. There is nothing wrong with women's clothing, but it is wrong that women's clothing is not beautiful enough! I am the great king of women's clothing, Lord Saint Laurent, Oye!]

In fact, I have become so numb to gentlemen that I don't care, but the "probability of love breeding is greatly reduced", but it is a real curse of doom, making this former senior member of the team die and have no girlfriend. The girlfriend's super long-distance relationship has the urge to squat in the corner and draw circles.

[Ding, add, abnormal people, um, are gentlemen, and will ignore this side effect, so enjoy the sincere feelings between gentlemen to the fullest. By the way, if you don't want to be dismembered, it is also for the sake of world peace, please be careful not to be raped by the increasingly sickly demon queen. Has nothing to do with world peace? If she is angry, her real body will come, then she will definitely fight a war of gods, and the world war will break out directly. How dare you say that your emotional life has nothing to do with world peace?]

"Lord? Lord Yongye?"

Rosemary asked in a low voice, recalling my thoughts, and even though the royal servant next to me looked at me in a daze for a long time, he still maintained a smile and etiquette.

"My lord, Your Majesty invites you to the VIP room to discuss."

It's time to come. I don't think Dasos invited me to come to watch the ceremony.

Under the guidance of the attendants, I soon waited in the VIP room to reach today's protagonist, His Majesty the Emperor of the Oran Empire, Dasos I, who was decorated with countless decorations and dressed like a Christmas tree.

"This is Rosemary, my maid."

My malicious introduction, Rosemary's charming dress-lifting ceremony and perfect smile, did not get the response she deserved. After a perfunctory nod, the guy was still staring at me.

"You are still so beautiful and moving, stay safe, I miss you so much."

Well, just one sentence made me have the urge to draw a sword to kill. In a sense, this is also an alternative ability.

To be honest, my current appearance is exactly the same as Renee's, and the young Renee's development is obviously delayed, so there is room for me to return to the stage of a little boy. Body, it's still reluctant to say cute, and saying beautiful and moving is either a nonsense to make people happy, or the speaker is really blind.

"This... This guy can't be a lolicon gay, right?"

"puff!"

Behind me, when I heard my nephew's compliment, Rosemary burst into laughter. Although she quickly covered her mouth, it was probably too late.

A maid being so rude means that His Majesty the Emperor was mocked in person. Dasos, who was very angry recently, instinctively touched the sword, but when he saw me standing in front of the maid, he frowned unconcealedly to express his dissatisfaction, but quickly added .

"I said it was this temperament, the temperament of a conqueror, not the figure... In fact, your figure is still pretty good, depending on your age!"

Dasos, who was talking more and more quietly, used actual actions to cover up what death is called. However, since I am not a woman and said that I have no body, I am slightly happy, but...

"A man has a ghostly figure! Did something go wrong, did it go wrong from the beginning!"

The roar can only be kept in my heart, half-paid, I suppressed my anger and asked.

"What are you looking for from me? You should be very busy right now. Just tell me if you have anything."

"Well, Your Highness Roland, are you willing to become the queen of the Oran Empire? I will not interfere with your private life after marriage. If you are willing to merge the two countries, you will give the Principality of Donglan the highest autonomy and make it the Austrian Empire. The most prosperous and peaceful region of the Orchid Empire."

"I refuse." After I squeezed the words out of my teeth, it was really frustrating that I couldn't get out of my anger.

I seriously consider whether to find a priest of the God of Destiny to change their luck, even if 80% of them are cheating money in the name of the God of Destiny.

"I know you're worried that the Oran Empire will take the opportunity to annex the Principality of Donglan, so you can temporarily entrust the kingship to someone you can trust until our second child is born..."

"Enough! My patience is limited, don't insult me any more!"

My roar blocked the rest of Dasos's words, looking at me with a face full of anger, and finally, he shook his head and asked for help.

"Hemet, as you said, I can't make sense at all, so go ahead."

"As I said, your way of coaxing a little girl is okay, but it's meaningless to the real superior. Your Highness, since the feelings don't make sense, let's get straight to the point and talk about a deal."

Hemet knew my temperament very well, without much nonsense, he put forward the transaction and conditions directly.

It turned out that due to the changes in the situation and the signing of the secret contract, the Oran royal family has changed his original goal, and the proposal is not simple. In their eyes, this is not a means of annexation, but a kind of bribe. personal purchase.

"As long as you are willing to become Queen Oran, you will become the second most powerful person other than His Majesty the Emperor. You can touch women in the harem as you like, as long as you have two children of Oran royal blood, Dasos is not a hobby himself. You don't need to worry about being a womanizer. You are not so much a husband and wife as a collaborator."

"Child?" I laughed in anger, but the other party took it as a sign of loosening and increased my persuasion.

"Military power, wealth, beauty, land, as long as you want, we can satisfy, why pay attention to any small border country, agree to this condition, the whole of Oran is yours. Our future is the whole world, as long as With your help, we will conquer everything!"

"Why me? He De He Neng, a country princess." At this point, I laughed angrily.

This time, it was Dasos himself who answered.

"Don't underestimate yourself, who dares to ignore the twin stars of the bloodline of Lan? Besides, it is worth betting on the qualifications of the tyrant and the bloodline of the angels that have brought the scarlet conqueror to the end. What is a Donglan, this continent? So vast, waiting for us to discover and conquer!"

"And... don't say that I am a bit unreliable, but my intuition tells me that if you want to conquer this continent, you are absolutely indispensable. Your true potential and ability are definitely more than what you show. Okay. , these are all excuses, all reasons to convince myself, I fell in love with you, I think you are the most suitable queen for me, marry me, we are together, we will conquer the whole world based on the entire Oran Empire , to bring Ashe an order that belongs to us."

This is undoubtedly a kind of bribe. If the person here is really a princess of a small country, instead of returning to a poor and weak homeland, fighting for the fate of the country in the land of ice and snow, becoming the queen of a big country is undoubtedly a better choice, and if the object of persuasion is Ruodang As a fourteen-year-old girl, the success rate was even higher, but he was wrong from the start, and it couldn't have been my option at all.

"My lord, can I laugh? I can't stand it anymore."

Rosemary, who was disguised as a maid, had a calm face, but a smirking question came from the phylactery.

"Hold on!"

Should I say that I am the legendary king of winter wolves? This weird intuition really saw through part of my disguise, but the problem is, he was so wrong from the beginning!

"I still refuse. I will get what I want. I don't want to think about this stupid marriage at all. Besides, your marriage proposal today was a mistake. In the future, you may regret it."

"I Dasos will never regret it."

Well, this time it was my turn to try hard to laugh. The one who said "Never regret" last time was the old Lion King, but his ending was not very good. I guess he regretted most of it in the end.

As for Dasos, it's a tragedy no matter how you look at it. Thinking of this, I suddenly feel better, full of playful smiles.

"Hmph, I'm looking forward to that day. Maybe ten years after the secret contract expired, we still have the day to fight."

Finally knowing that his purchase plan and marriage proposal had failed completely. After Dasos sighed, he pretended to shrug his shoulders easily. Just as he was about to say something, the door of the VIP room was opened.

"Who, didn't I say that no one is allowed to enter?"

The emperor's roar made the visitor tremble, but remembering the information he had just received, the royal attendant hurriedly leaned into the emperor's ear and whispered.

And although he was whispering, my ears, which were not far away, were always easy to use.

"The flood suddenly rose again, the sea clan went ashore, and the defense line along the river was broken!"

"Master Basra and the nine-headed dragon suddenly fought!"

Before the ceremony started, the situation of Kagxicheng, the capital of Oran, was out of control, and the war had broken out.