Even in the closed base, it is still as bright as day, the lighting equipment is fully turned on, and the brilliance of the mage tower lights up everything around it.
But at this time, on a flat ground, something very out of line with the background of the times was happening.
"Handball, handball in the penalty area! Referee, this is a penalty kick, definitely a penalty kick! Damn, ignore me, have you charged black money again!"
Dill is full of resentment, and such an obvious handball in the penalty area will not be judged, how can this ball be played.
"Ha, how dare you yell at the referee, red handkerchief (can't find a substitute for a red card)!"
The triumphant Silver Hook took an old red-painted handkerchief from his pocket and waved it at Dill.
"Friendship first, victory second, what a despicable player, what a fair judgment. Praise you, fair goblin referee." Beifeng said calmly, but if he was not the handball fouler, he might more convincing.
Dill was immediately angry, and he took out his staff and planned to start, but was quickly pulled by his teammates.
"It's normal for a goblin to collect black money, but it's not normal to not receive black money. If he collects black money, we don't worry about being extorted again. Besides, you don't know how black the silver hook is. Since he received the money, he should have stopped it a long time ago. If you mess with him, maybe he will take the opportunity to punish more of our players, and then you will really lose everything."
"Didn't we say yesterday that we would also send money? Why is this post even darker today."
"Then what, we sent two thousand gold coins. The Gentlemen's Country Football Team (referred to as the national football team) sent six thousand directly. How do you think this goblin who sees money is open to the sentence?"
"Then why did the lord let that goblin be the referee? Not a fair one."
"I also asked the adults. Lord Roland said that the goblins have short legs, and neither team wants them. They can't play the ball. It's okay to make them not referees. It's enough to be a player. Are you willing to accept players whose balls are higher than their knees? "
"... Actually, you can try to be a goalkeeper, oh, forget it, you will laugh at it."
"Hehe, indeed, that's even more outrageous. You can't even touch the ball when you jump up."
Anyway, it was just entertainment, and if they lost, they were just helping with household chores. The two made fun of themselves, but they didn't get into it. The goblins such as Silver Hook and Kabbalah next to them got uglier and angrier the more they heard it.
"Insulting the referee! The red handkerchief is sent off!"
"Sister Red Handkerchief, we're off the field! Is there anyone in football who can punish chatters?"
Well, you are not mistaken, this is a football match. You are not mistaken, either by Law, Donglan Principality United (France for short), and the Free Gentlemen's Country Football Team (National Football for short). I just wanted to take the opportunity to vent the resentment that had accumulated in my heart for many years.
It has been a month since I was trapped at the base, and I have enough food and water, but the long indoor detention-style life makes people who are used to freedom very unaccustomed, and their morale and spirit are very low. At this time, it is time to vent their excess. The sport of energy came out.
So, I "invented" football, basketball, badminton and other ball sports, but unfortunately, the only football that is accepted by everyone is the most difficult football. After all, basketball or something depends too much on talent, and the differences between various races are too great. Can't play a piece at all.
For example, basketball is bound to have a collision, the strong hand-to-hand race has too much advantage, and the giant race's head-down dunk, goblins and dwarves can't look up at the basket, etc. Football can be accepted by everyone, but everyone is not used to it. Kick with your feet, still on the same level.
But even so, the mess keeps happening.
"Damn, Beifeng, you're still addicted to playing, so you can't play football with your feet!"
The seemingly loyal man smiled.
"But according to the rules, other parts other than the hands are also allowed to play the ball. The tail is completely in line with the rules. Otherwise, you can also use the tail."
Han smiled sadly and looked surprised, as if wondering why the other party didn't use a tail.
"I'm a human, and I have an X's tail! You #%... %￥%!" This is the first unlucky person to be scolded by the national football captain Beifeng Eiro
Well, it's basically the same rhythm. Copying the rules of human football is obviously not suitable for aliens, and all kinds of bugs emerge one after another.
But it should be said that the abbreviation of the national football team is used properly. The national football team led by Beifeng is simply looking for a master of bugs and loopholes.
The two teams have played against each other for more than 30 games, and the French team has only won five games, and the rest are all overshadowed by the national football team.
Of course, the bugs that appeared in this game will be corrected before the end of the game, but in a sense, it is forcing them, who are too few in number, to constantly find loopholes in the rules.
"Insult your opponent, red handkerchief!"
The goblin who had collected enough money really did his due diligence, and immediately seized the opportunity to send his opponent off.
Well, at least he is the third unlucky person to be sent off today, and the scene has become 11 on 19.
What, the wrong number? At the beginning, it was 11 against 11, but this group of gentlemen was too fierce, and they couldn’t fight without twice the number of people, but even so, under all kinds of messy tricks, the French team did not win a few games, and the national football team continued to win. Complete victory.
What? Are we being lewd? For so many years, every time I watch the national football game, I feel like I suffer. Since we have arrived in another world, we can't do it for two days.
Hey, the national football team can only enter the World Cup that day, and I don't expect to win. Let's be happy with a draw.
"Want to win? In the next life!"
Just when I was thinking about what was wrong, the rough voice of Dwarf Rommons drove me into the harsh reality.
So, without hesitation, I began to take revenge.
"Snow breath ice wall!"
The ice sword slammed into the ground, and Romons was running with the ball when an ice wall appeared in front of him, and then he slammed into the wall with a bang, the dragon ball hit his face directly, and then fell to the ground. .
The rules I set did prohibit direct attack and obstruction of the opponent, but they did not prohibit casting walls on the ground, not to mention that I was not dealing with opponents at all.
"Bastard Roland, we are on one side! What are you doing to me!"
Perhaps it was the dwarf's absurdly strong body that allowed Romons to overcome the disadvantage of the short-legged family and become a member of the team.
And what he shouted out was the most annoying and frustrating for me.
Obviously I want to join the human side, why do they all say that I have to join the gentleman side, and, in order to restrict my actions, they also force me to be a goalkeeper who can't move casually, in order to restrict my actions Does it mean that I was a gentleman before I was a human
"That, I didn't do it. You can see that Renee of the opposite team is also the Aurora Knight. It must have been done by the opposite team."
"What nonsense! Renee girl is so insidious as you, but she also has a three-section wall, and the shape of the ladder is customized according to the height. First hit the knee, then hit the stomach and finally hit the head! Old man's waist, I'm hurting... "
When the national football teammates were quarreling directly, the dropped ball had been picked up by Casio, who was the striker, and then the French team player on the opposite side suddenly became nervous.
The recent rules have been revised constantly, and all kinds of supernatural and racially gifted inhuman means have been restricted, but there is one thing that cannot be restricted, that is, the four-legged Casio.
The centaurs who come and go like the wind are real rangers and ace shooters, and in order to limit him before, the French team really joined the Knights again and literally turned football into polo.
But obviously this kind of illegal tactics is too unfair to others, so after a victory, the mount tactics suffer from the harmony of the rules.
But unfortunately, absolute balance can never be achieved, and whether Casio can run faster than a warhorse, we can't ask a centaur to walk on two hind legs.
At this time, Casio showed his true character as a ball king. Seeing that he just played a few fake moves sideways, he completely threw off the opponent's defender through high-speed shifting, and was about to enter the shooting range. The score was easy.
"Ah!"
The young man couldn't help but boast, just after he finished speaking, he stumbled and fell to the ground.
"That bastard dug a pit for horses! There are still stumbling blocks, you guys are too vicious! Do you think this is a battlefield? Your sportsmanship?"
I touched my nose watching from the back of the stadium, but didn't say anything. It seemed that I remembered it when I was chatting last night, so I told Renee, but they did it.
"It seems that the 643rd rule has also been determined, and it is not allowed to do anything on the court beforehand."
Forty or fifty new ways of cheating can appear in every game. Today’s football rules are as thick as a phone book. I guess they will continue to mess with them. When the final version of the rules is finalized, the rule book alone will fill a bookshelf. .
"Heh, before the new players come on the court, they will have to take a written test of the court rules. They will not be allowed to play if they don't take the 60-point test. After the written test, they will take the test on the spot, dribbling, turning, and shady people, all of them. Jiao Huo Lai wants to kill the instructor and never think about it. After that, I will send you a C photo, and I will send you a B photo if you don’t die in a ten-year game, and a superstar can transfer to an A photo.”
Of course I could simply and rudely stipulate what I can only do, but that's boring. Anyway, it's entertainment, so it's interesting to have such a lively nonsense.
Moreover, it seems that they have long regarded this football game as a brainstorm. Trying to trick the opponent is the way to win. The original pure physical exercise has become a comprehensive competition with half of physical and mental power. I can't wait. It's hard to see what football in this other world will develop.
"No matter what happens in the end, at least it's better than that killing tennis, killing soldiers."
Thinking of the two failed attempts, I was in a cold sweat again. In those two projects, I stipulated only what to do, which basically blocked most of the loopholes, but the result was that the game developed in another weird direction.
"Since I can only serve according to the rules, I will swing the racket with all my strength. Look at the tricks, people and pets are one, Beluga serves!"
The girl Aurora Knight's swing is very beautiful, and the snow giant's swing after transforming is very powerful, but judging from the tennis ball that shattered steel on the spot, if it hadn't missed, maybe it would have died on the spot.
"Hey, it's time to show you the real technology, the trick, the disappearing magic ball! Only one of the thousands of golden balls is real!"
Golden Ball, your sister! It is obviously a golden bow with multiple arrows, what is it that one of these is true, what is the matter with the tennis balls all over the ground after the ball hits the ground! Casio, make me disappear!
"Look at the move, the knife cuts the body, the heart cuts the soul, and the razor serves!"
You think you mean razor when you say razor! your ball out? I only see sword energy! You can't be seen by others because you use the racket to throw the sword qi, and I can do this too. Look, whirlwind cut serve, let's see if you die!
Fortunately, it was a specially made ball by Long Pi, otherwise it would have been smashed by their brute force. Soon, these two games would no longer be played. After all, except for those perverts, everyone still cherishes their own lives.
After that, I summed up the lesson, that is, because of the prescribed state of death, I can only add force when serving and catching the ball. The result is that each ball is heavier than the other, and the ball is weirder than the other.
"Killing tennis or something, forget it. Turn your attention to how to cheat and it should be safe for players and spectators."
But the facts have proved that safety is only relative, so hurry up. Don't have too many Nash's Teeth, Malone's Elbow, etc. Suarez's Teeth, Suarez's Hand, etc. are also common, but no matter what happens What, at least everyone loves to play, it shows that this weird football game still has a future.
"Maybe it will spread to the country of mages, and there will be a group of mages riding brooms to play ball in the air, and then there will be a special person responsible for hitting the ball to knock the opponent off the broom. Huh? It seems to be in the impression, it was invented by a wizard from another world, it seems to be called... It's called Quidditch!"
When I was collecting past memories and being dazed, the French team who picked up the ball had already passed the ball in front of me, and then a knight volleyed vigorously.
"Snow breath ice wall!"
The ice sword fell, and the entire goal was blocked by the ice wall. The opponent's shot could not enter the goal, and was directly bounced by the ice wall.
Obviously, this is cheating, and this practice of stacking obstacles in front of the goal will inevitably be harmed later, and it can only be used this time.
"Article 644, you are not allowed to do anything with the terrain of the court during the game. Damn, there is one less loophole that can be drilled."
And when I smiled at my frustrated enemies and demoralized their confidence, while my heart was getting frustrated that it was getting harder and harder to find loopholes, the next second, a sudden thunderstorm shattered all my ice walls.
"Snow Breath Ice Wall is a four-ring spell. He doesn't have much magic power, and he can't release it a few times. Don't be discouraged. Go on!"
Chloe's shout immediately boosted the morale of the whole team, but I frowned, of course not because of the group of young people who were rushing in front of me.
"Article 645, off-field personnel are not allowed to interfere with the situation on the field. The cheerleading team also came to help, which is too much."
Chloe, with a short skirt and a short lining, was pushed to the cheerleading position by everyone, but in fact she always wanted to play.
At this point, Renee, who was dribbling the ball, was already in front of me, but I still had no intention of blocking it.
"Ouch! It hurts! My tail is bent!"
Yes, the reason I'm not worried is because of my gold medal defender-Beifeng Aero.
With him around, breaking through the goal is really not a physical job, and the first thing you have to deal with is his cheeky endless tricks.
This time, just stepped on his tail (I found out that he was deliberately sticking his tail under other people's feet), and the guy lay on the court pretending, and then...
"Red Handkerchief!" How could the Silver Hook, who had been bribed long ago, miss this opportunity. A red handkerchief once again turned the situation around.
The referee's presence was too strong, and the boos from the sidelines resounded through the sky.
"Article 646, if one party strongly opposes, the referee can be changed through voting by the audience."
When the two sides came and went, the game was coming to an end, and the national football team was leading 30 to 9 (you read that right, it is much easier to score goals in this way than a normal game.).
"It's over, and if it doesn't end, France's goals will be in double figures."
"Referee, let's make a substitution! I'll go, let Green go on!"
As soon as the words fell, the still boiling field became quiet, and then a tall figure just stepped into the field, and the surrounding audience took a few steps back collectively.
After all, when he appeared a week ago, it was too shocking.
At that time, I shouted "It's a critical moment, let's go together, kill them", the guy actually pressed a button immediately, and then "Boom" and "Boom", the whole stadium and all the players on it flew off.
Although he controlled the gunpowder so well that almost no one was injured, the chili powder and pepper in it were not good.
After the smoke lingered, many people had red, swollen and coughed for two or three days. At that time, Green was beaten into a pig's head, and he was suddenly reduced from the main force to the substitute.
Only later did I know that, because I mentioned that the stadium is like a battlefield, it is necessary to prepare in advance, but this guy actually made preparations for it as a battlefield.
He dug a hole on the court one night in advance, and evenly arranged 900 small-power goblin thunderstorms on the court. As a result, the explosion was very cleverly designed. Although no one was seriously injured, the three-day collective off-season was indispensable, or even not. Small audiences were also involved.
Although it is now expressly forbidden to use explosives on the court, seeing his majestic figure reminds everyone of the previous tragedy and the memory is still fresh.
"Green, it's over to you, kill them!"
Green replaced me. The huge body may be very suitable for the goalkeeper position, but in fact, Green can't keep the goal at all, and he is not looking for him to be a goalkeeper. At this time, it is me who takes the time to find a safe place to escape. the main purpose of.
"Don't worry, everyone, I didn't bring any explosives this time..."
"Boom!"
This lie only lasted for two seconds, and the unlucky Dill was blown away directly.
"Boom!"
The second bomb was actually in the auditorium. This time, the audience didn't even want to watch the game. They immediately fled, and the players would not be dumbfounded. In the background of flying around, the game ended early as always.
On the second day, this dramatic ending of the game was still a hot topic among all the people, and the figure of the sinner hanging upside down on the court became the object of contempt.
"Hmph, it's all that bastard, I lost everything."
"What did you bet on? France wins? Then you really deserved the loss."
"No, the national football team is too shameless. As long as they are allowed to play underhand tricks, even if they have twice the number of players, the French team will still not be able to win. I just bet that the French team will score more than ten goals in the end."
"I'm the one who gambled too. I almost lost one goal. It's a pity! But it seems that many people chose the one, and they were so angry that they died."
"Humph, you don't understand. My betting target this time was that the game was blown up by Green, and I won! 10 times the odds."
"Damn, you can guess this, you are too good. But, can you make such a bet?"
"Don't tell me, there is also the betting option of 'Suarez's Teeth'. As long as someone bites someone on the court, you will win. Someone hit it last time. This time I also hit that one, but unfortunately I missed it."
"It's amazing, you dare to read such a small chance, and you're betting on it. But this stadium explosion is only ten times the return, and the accident is a bit low."
"Yeah, it seems that there is another guy who made a big bet on this option. He seems to be pressing together with the French team's 10 goals and an explosive finish. One person swept 90% of the bet and lowered the odds..."
In a certain dark house, the lucky man who made a big bet looked at the mountain of gold coins in front of him and was laughing complacently.
"Stop laughing, it's time to share the spoils!"
I looked around, and as partners, Silver Hook, Sad Wind, and Renee were all there, and their eyes were full of hunger for harvest.
"Silver hook, yours, one-fifth, the preparations for the explosion and the referee work have been hard."
Silver Hook happily put away the purse. For goblins, there is nothing more enjoyable than counting gold coins.
"Next time we will continue to cooperate and we will make a lot of money together!"
I smiled and nodded, but I didn't plan to tell him that because he went too far, he had been disqualified as a referee. The referee who will sit with me next time to share the spoils might be the goblin prince Kabbalah.
"Beifeng, yours, one-fifth, well done on the court, but..."
"I know, I will not forget the Brothers Grimm who are the culprits. To be the boss, you have to show loyalty, otherwise how can you convince the public? Leave the rest to me, and I will make Brothers Grimm satisfied."
Although I don't know when this gentleman became the recognized boss of the gentlemen, I still nodded. As long as I don't touch my own hobbies, in a sense, the extremely cunning Beifeng is reliable and flexible, more than anyone else. trustworthy.
"Renie, one twentieth, next time you play fake balls, be more serious, that expression and action are too fake, you almost wear them, do you know?"
"Brother Roland, didn't you say one-fifth?"
"Stupid, how about a child who has more money? I'll keep it for you, and I'll give it to you when you grow up."
"Oh well."
Maybe Her Royal Highness was just trying to have fun, but she was obviously blackmailed, but she wasn't angry at all.
"By the way, Brother Roland, Sister Kelly also made a bet with me?"
"Um?"
"She's betting that you will confiscate my part, in the name that children can't spend money indiscriminately."
"Oh, you know me too well... Oh, no, is your brother Roland such a person?"
Suddenly, I realized that something was not right.
"Wait, how did Kelly know?"
"Haha. You've already said it, the expression was too fake, and it was discovered." With a small hand, Renee stuck out her tongue playfully.
As soon as the words fell, Bei Feng and Yin Hook grabbed their gold coins and tried to escape, but the door of the room opened by themselves.
"Sure enough! Your lord, you, you are unbelievable! When I first heard it, I thought someone was slandering you. You don't look like a fair and just angel!"
Chloe's face was full of frustration and shock, as if she saw her unsatisfactory child take a detour.
"Momo's hard-earned belongings... It's you bad Roland again! But just let Momo sleep with Xiao Luoluo tonight. Hehe, Momo promises to do nothing. Really! At most, just take it off. His little clothes…”
That Momo, wipe your saliva before saying this, do nothing? I'm so stupid to believe you.
"Little Roland, huh, how dare you bring Renee down, have you forgotten your sister Kelly's methods. Sister Kelly is definitely not angering her for losing money."
That, Miss Kelly, how much you lose, I will supply you, don't laugh at me like that, it's scary.
"My armor, the Micilor Mithril alloy full-body armor I got when I almost died, my lord, can you give it back to me?"
The door has been blocked by angry debt collectors, and the familiar face has a familiar anger. After thinking about it for a long time, I said something.
"Watching football needs to be rational. Gambling ruins your life, sincere! Also, people want to get money back and return the money, but there is no door. By the way, Silver Hook and Sad Wind are about to run away, please be sure to Don't let them go. Finally, don't slap your face, I'll see someone tomorrow."
[Article 647, the relevant personnel of the game are not allowed to participate in the organization of gambling; Article 648, absolutely do not let the greedy goblin be the referee, let alone let the cunning Roland participate in the organization of the game! Goblins and Roland are never allowed to participate in gambling games! —BY system]
"You don't need to give me a summary!"