The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 144: Chaos

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The behemoth Beamon woke up the sleeping plateau with the sound of footsteps. The wolf cavalry began to cruise in the dark under the call of the war drum. The aerial knights who returned from hunting first brought back the heads of human spies... All of the above is impossible!

According to the original plan, the orc army should have been dispatched long ago, but unfortunately, there was a little "accident".

"Fuck off! I want top-quality cosmetics from Stuffing Nights. You think you can fool me with such inferior products? Believe it or not, I'll burn down your camp."

"Sir, please calm down! Sir, please calm down! This is the most advanced elf spring, which can restore youthful vitality, and it is definitely much better than those inferior artificial alchemy products of human beings!"

"I don't care! If you want me to contribute, I will fulfill my request."

The dimensional door leading to the abyss was closed, the fire on the ring dissipated, and the will of the demonic marquis had left. Looking at the pile of ashes on the ground, the witch Kamala shook her head helplessly, and slowly put down the ring. Exit the tent.

And just after she went out, the door was already crowded with people. These big bosses of various tribes now look like they are waiting for the candidates to be released. Judging from their frowning faces, they are probably still Self-awareness, few think that the future will be a good outcome.

And sure enough, when the witch shook her head gently at the chiefs, she was greeted with a helpless sigh.

"It's too difficult to deal with. The last time I thought the orc war song was noisy, let's go find a ditty singer, but we found the sparrow shaman and bard who are the best at singing. It was clear that the two sides cooperated and sang a beautiful song. The soul hymn ensemble. The devil said they sang country folk songs, and said they were out of tune. Those arrogant soul singers planned to rush to the gate of the abyss to fight her, and it took me a lot of effort to appease ."

"What's this, I was called Tossing Man two days ago, she actually said that she wanted to eat the red jade fruit, a specialty product in the west of the mainland. I said that there is no such thing, and almost killed me directly. Also, don't you have flying dragon knights? A few died of exhaustion. If so, you should be able to buy it back, at least I didn't ask you to buy lychees'. What are lychees?"

"The squires who just woke her up have already died more than 30, and there are rumors that we have hidden a super ogre and are now feeding it with the squires... well, not to mention the impact on morale, the army The amount of food gathered every day is not a small number, do we just consume it like that?"

"It doesn't matter, even without the blessing of the Vulcan, if there is a direct raid with the help of the God of Earth Elements, as long as you win two cities for the winter, it will not be a problem at all. At least it's better than working here now. There were more than 30 yesterday. The tribe chose to leave."

Women are difficult to deal with, and female demons are even more difficult to deal with. In the past two weeks, the chiefs have had enough of Eliza's constant new demands. Orcs are not soft eggs.

As one of the few characters who could say a few words to the Marquis Eliza, Kamala naturally became the best messenger, and other chiefs also looked at her a little higher during this time, but as time went on, Instead, she suffered a lot of anger, and she was full of resentment at this time.

"I can't wait any longer. Who knows what she can do tomorrow. The first snow will fall soon, and it will be really late by then."

"Hey, I've heard that the Demon Lord has no scruples and does everything according to his own preferences. This time I really saw it."

"Don't tell me, this marquis-level demon who still occupies a single plane, which means that she is equivalent to the existence of a true god, and she can understand herself at all. But she has an endless life to play, but we can't afford it."

"Can't wait, let's showdown tomorrow..."

And when the orc chiefs were troubled by the moodiness of the Demon Lord, they would never have guessed that the Demon Lord, who was extremely difficult to deal with in their mouths, was chatting hotly with their biggest enemy, and the chatter His tone was not impatience and irritability towards himself and others.

"...I don't think they can wait long. Even if they don't give the blessing of Vulcan, they will do it alone."

"Have you bought more than half a month? You have done a good job. Is there a lot of pressure in the abyss? Do other demon kings have complaints?"

"The devil will not care about others who are irrelevant and let the power of the elements make waves on the main plane. That is the will of the abyss. It doesn't care about success or failure, as long as the power of the elements makes the tide of the elements rise."

Speaking of this, Eliza paused.

"This march is obviously not simple. There must be other agents of demon nobles in the camp. There are never a few great demons who want to take the opportunity to please the will of the abyss. As long as I don't give blessings, most of them will take over as an excuse. ."

"Then give it. When they finally showdown with you, give the blessing directly."

"Um?"

This is not the same as what was expected to be discussed. The army of orcs who are not afraid of the cold winter will undoubtedly become the number one enemy, but I have other ideas.

"The complete Vulcan blessing is of course trouble, but if something goes wrong in the middle and the blessing does not achieve the expected effect, no one can blame you... Get it."

"You are as bad as always, by the way, have you been bothered recently? If so, be careful of my sudden attack."

After the secret talk about the business, the rest of the topic is naturally the daily gossip. To be honest, if Eliza stayed by my side, I didn’t know how to deal with the bachelor. Make it more comfortable.

"How come, I wish I had this luck. You don't know how bizarre they are in Beifeng recently. There are more and more gentlemen who can't handle it..."

Also, I don't even know how I feel about her.

lovers? companion? The adopted daughter who has grown up since childhood is more reliable than the first two relationships. At least I know that every time I think of the familiar silver hair and pretty face, the rare warmth and sweetness are the care and thoughts of the family, not the love for lovers.

"I also know that Eliza has paid a lot, and I probably know what she intends to pay, but every time I really intend to see her as a lover, I always think of her six- or seven-year-old voice and appearance inexplicably. It's not a beast, how did you do it. Maybe it's because it's too important, so you're hesitant."

"Hey, it's really getting messy the more you think about it. Forget it, don't think about it. Anyway, since I couldn't think clearly before, it's impossible to think clearly in the future, so let's just be so confused."

I know this is an extremely irresponsible ostrich mentality, but past experience has confirmed that this kind of burying your head in the ground is a very embarrassing way to deal with it, but it does work.

After all, not everyone can live as long as me. As long as someone dies, there will be no emotional disputes.

"However, even if you want to be a bulldozer scum, you have to have conditions. The first world hangs up too early, and the second world just found out something, and the war started. The one who died was a tragic death, and the third world was out for revenge. Transform yourself into a lich... Sometimes when I look at the men and women who haunt on Valentine's Day, I feel inexplicably lost, I can't wait to shout the slogan of the FFF group, and then throw a fireball at it."

However, sometimes I think a bit more. If I wasn't full of revenge and the pursuit of strength in those years, maybe I would have met the right person to form a real family. It was not when he was over 300 years old that his adopted daughter (Da Wu), who sympathized with him, started his first love in a mess. The most outrageous thing was that he didn't know his love, but somehow had descendants.

Perhaps, it was precisely because Eliza also understood me that she played those small tricks, so that I didn't have the opportunity to refuse to speak out, but instead owed a lot of human debts in confusion, resulting in today's reality.

"Although she didn't say it, the abyss can't be a good place. Demons are the incarnation of chaos. The demons below keep rebelling. Demons of the same rank devour each other and evolve. The battle is never-ending. I'm afraid there has been no truce since she entered the abyss. It's really hard for her."

"But Eliza's decision is really right. It is indeed very beneficial for Chaos to have a senior spy. Just a piece of news at a critical moment will make a difference in the battle situation. This half-month delay has changed all the situation... The more you owe, the more you can't repay the debt."

After the chat was over, I was also relieved, and put aside my personal feelings first, this time the orc invasion was really difficult to deal with.

The first to bear the brunt is the Kingdom of Sluwell. For this country, my feelings are more complicated.

They are known as the orthodox of Lan, and this alone makes people wonder how to spit it out.

After all, in my generation, only me and Cavans died in the royal family of Lan. If my dead father didn't leave an illegitimate child, then his orthodoxy could only be me or Cavans. After the reputation of Cavens became bad, the last inexplicable descendant, although not explicitly stated, can only hang under my banner again.

History is history, and reality is history, but since they admit that they are descendants of the Land of Lan, then some things are worth pondering.

If the holy sword and the last prince, who represent the kingship of the Arashi, return, then, should the Kingdom of Sluwell, which admits that its royal family is the blood of Arashi, should return to the banner of the Arashi King? So, is the current King Pavel III going to hand over his crown and become an ordinary idle lord with peace of mind

Of course, everyone knows it's impossible, but if I really bring Roland's holy sword to his capital to shout, no one can guess what will happen. At least, with the re-emergence of Donglan, With the return of Roland and his knights, the people of Lan who moved back from Sluwell did not stop.

So, they made a decision, and what was in front of me was the "gift" that the other party sent to condolence to our ancestors.

"Hey, while acknowledging my Lan bloodline, did I send assassins to kill my ancestors? It's really a filial descendant."