[Xueba's glasses - these are ordinary silver wire glasses, but wearing them will make you look a little smarter. Well, it just looks like it. I'll tell you, is this a special flat mirror that uses Xueba's flash to blind opponents!]
[Xueba's tooth decay - "It's this tooth, woohoo, it's it, it almost killed me."]
[Xueba's dentures - "My dentures are poisonous fangs covered with poison! Don't force me to bite you. Licking... ah, poisonous!"]
[When you gather and equip 'Scholar's Glasses', 'Scholar's Cavities', and 'Scholar's Dentures', you will get the special effect "Pretend to be a scumbag of a scholar", and the ability to vomit is increased by 30%. The stock of discipline has been reduced by 30%, and the power of cuteness has been increased by 30% - I haven't taken medicine in the system today, but I still feel cute!]
"Where should I spit it out? Did it start with how the three schoolmaster outfits became a school scumbag? Or did it start with how to equip these two teeth? When the poisonous fangs enter the mouth, they should die. Right! And what kind of mess is Naga's ability? What is Mengli? Do I still need the ability to spit and morality? My morality has no lower limit, okay! I have already given up treatment, okay? It's too bad to vomit, okay?"
Every time I see these lousy lottery prizes, it can arouse my desire to vomit. At this time, after another series of vomit, I panted and stared at the panel in front of me, staring at it. .
"Kill you with your eyes, kill you with your eyes!"
Well, I know it looks stupid, but for an untouchable being that can't stop you, what can you do but kill with your eyes.
Perhaps it was because the re-creation of the physical body consumed too much, and the recent lottery system has become more and more unreliable. The things that have been drawn recently are very speechless.
[Wordless Book of Heaven—It contains the Supreme Heavenly Dao.]
Well, I don't know anything about the book, but this book really doesn't have a single word, what do you think
[The little magic fairy Barabara turned into a wand - I took a lot of medicine today, and I feel more cute! With dance moves, you can sing 'On behalf of the moon punish you' while transforming, and there are additional strength bonuses. Oh pink.]
Well, without further ado, after I picked up this non-mainstream wand, I immediately walked to the window sill, opened the window, and threw it out.
"Who would say such a shameful line! Go all the way!"
[Holy Sword: The old thief of Fujian must die - the latest darling of the holy sword series, 'One Hit Kill (Must Die)', the product of the resentment of readers and editors, one hit kill (one hit) Burst chrysanthemum) special effects, it is especially flavorful when used together with the one above.]
Well, tossing aside the obvious spoofs, the system did give some "good stuff".
[Dongfeng 41 strategic nuclear bomb - not to mention that the system does not give you good things, as long as you dare to use it and can use it, this thing is absolutely powerful.]
I was really frightened when I saw this thing, but after reading the instructions that came with it, I knew I had been scammed again.
"Do you need special launch equipment? You can think of a way to do this. If you enter the wrong password and directly lock it, how can you break it? I'm looking for the launch password there? Can you only pry it open for research? But if it explodes directly, you can pay insurance. And what does it mean for the magic world to give nuclear bombs? Do you dare to give something normal, such as the incantation of powerful forbidden spells?"
Don't say, the system is really daring, the next time I draw a super powerful otherworld spell.
[Dragon Slaying Slash - something darker than dusk, something brighter than blood, find time to show up in the long river... ]
When I was in front of the incantations that I had heard so well in my childhood, my whole body trembled with excitement.
"Oh oh oh! Just chanting a spell, you can find a super forbidden spell that can be borrowed from the demon king of another world? A forbidden spell that can cause great damage with only a small amount of magic power? Great!"
So, I found a place with no one and started my own experiment.
Failed? Problem with spells? No, there are really no fakes produced by the system, I succeeded, the incantation is really genuine and effective, and the connection with the demon king of the other world has also been successfully activated.
"Welcome to the summoning system of the power of another world demon... The demon you called is not in the service area, the system is busy, please call again later, please call again later. Dududu, thank you for your support of this spell system."
Well, the devil is very busy, he is not in the service area... I can understand that this spell system is still the patent of a certain world, it is normal to be unable to connect, but what does the next reply mean!
"Please rate the quality of this service later. Are you satisfied or very satisfied? Of course, super satisfied is also possible?"
In the face of such a "dear user, I am your father, I love it and don't use it" user service, you can still be a god horse, cut off contact, and look at the sky without words.
In fact, this is not the most pitiful. A year ago, I drew a batch of legendary treasures in a row, and looking at the pile of orange legends almost made me happy.
"Ha, one star bead, two star beads... Seven star beads, can all wishes come true after collecting seven dragon balls?"
At that time, I was not so miserable. After drawing six Dragon Balls in a row, after receiving the system's affirmative guarantee of the effectiveness of the Dragon Balls, I hoped that the last Dragon Ball would be obtained, and even began to plan how to use that wish. , think about how to get the most out of it, and even fill a notebook with a plan.
But unfortunately, after more than a dozen lottery chances in the next year, I never got the last Dragon Ball. In the end, I could only let out a helpless roar.
"You're just cheating on me. You're not the turntable lottery for those cheating domestic online games. There are only draws, no prizes!"
"... The cause and effect involved in the four-star Dragon Ball is too powerful. I can arrange a challenge mission. As long as you defeat its guardian, it will be yours."
I still read the national manga of Dragon Ball, the owner of the four-star Dragon Ball? Isn't that the Monkey King, the protagonist of the comics
Challenge Sun Wukong? Thinking of the outrageous powerhouses in the comics who destroyed the planet and universe at every turn, I shuddered.
But then, I remembered that when the plot of the comics was normal at the beginning, Dragon Ball had already appeared. Maybe what I am facing is not so outrageous, and there is still the possibility of trying.
"Is it Goku from the beginning? Couldn't it be the Super Saiyan who destroyed the planet with the shock wave at the back... Why didn't you answer? Could it be the more outrageous Super 3?"
"Don't worry, it's not Super 3, it's Super 33, Super Saiyan 33!"
"Don't fool me! I've read that manga! Super Saiyan Thirty-three from that world!"
"Cough, it was said to be a parallel universe. In that world, the popularity of Dragon Ball was too high, and the editor did not let it end, so I dragged the show all the way, from Super Three to Super Thirty-three, hey, you don't know what happened to the power system later. It looks like it will destroy the world and planets in the early stage, and directly destroy the galaxy and the multiverse in the later stage."
"Besides, you all know that it is drawn from the real parallel world. You think that with the deduction mode of the Dragon Ball world, you will continue to surpass, super super, super super super, even if the plot doesn't go on, it will not be more powerful in the future. The enemy? I don't think it's more than 33, as long as the universe is not destroyed, it is possible to exceed 333!"
Well, needless to say about the rest, the Super Saiyan generation can kill me in seconds. If thirty-three really come, it will be punching Nanshan Nursing Home and kicking Beihai Kindergarten. Rhythm? I didn't want to die so tragically, so I directly rejected the system's 'kindness'.
Later, with the deduction of time (the number of being pitted increased), I almost clarified the rules.
It's not that the system deceives people wholeheartedly, but that his ability itself has limits. To distort the future, he must bear the corresponding cause and effect, and the law of giving back as much as he pays will still be observed.
As a result, the dream of being able to draw extremely powerful treasures with only a few points in the lottery can basically be broken.
So for a long period of time, I concentrated on extracting the "Magic Secret Books" option, and "Sacred Weapons" and "Other World Treasures" were not considered.
"If I gain power from 'otherworld knowledge' and change the future, I do it myself, and it has nothing to do with the system itself. The system only needs to bear a small part of the cause and effect? This is simply an obvious official loophole deliberately left, no Choose who you choose."
Therefore, although the extraction of "magic secrets" also yielded a lot of speechless things, such as the above "wordless scripture", "dragon extermination mantra" and other worldviews that are wrong, as well as the previous "Jiuyin Zhenjing", Things like "Sunflower Collection", "Moe Pseudo-Mother Collection", "PS Beauties Manufacture Manual" are true, but I don't know what they are used for... Well, forget about the above, at least those other worlds The mage's research notes are indeed a good thing, and I have gained a lot from it, which is always more useful than those completely unreliable otherworldly treasures.
And the reason why the last few times, I have used the opportunity to extract exotic treasures is nothing more than planning to draw a male drowning fountain to compensate the hapless Corros, but unfortunately, all the Xueba series that happened to appear on the turntable are all complete. , the male drowning spring that appeared every time he kept, still had no sign of getting it.
"Forget it, you need to open the treasure box properly. If you have an ugly face and black lucky E, don't think you are the protagonist. Let's change your luck this time, or use some magic tricks or something."
And when the Destiny Points were invested this time, I couldn't help but take a deep breath when the fast turntable stopped and saw the "secret book" that jumped out.
It was a hardcover game guide, and on the cover was the roaring orc army and countless orc heroes.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Orc Plateau Prestige Quick Rush Strategy - Collection of Top 100 Tribes". System Tip: Not only the special arms and basic troops of each tribe, but also the personal preferences of the chiefs and heroes of each tribe. If you can't win, come and see you.]
"System, can you not be so obvious about cheating. However, this time you did the right thing, I like it! Thirty-two likes!"
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"The so-called Prince Roland proposed by the Principality of Donglan is a fake. That is not an awakened returning heroic spirit at all, but a sign used by Donglan to stabilize people's hearts!"
When I heard the announcement from the Kingdom of Sluwell to the various countries and the Church of the Gods, I was not surprised at all. It was completely expected, but I was still ecstatic.
"Fimr Caso? Since he can send killers to kill me for the sake of power, what's the point of talking nonsense and denying the ancestors."
And if Sluwell denies my identity in order to consolidate his orthodox status, it is still understandable that the next report after that will obviously be dead.
"Everything is calm in Kamo's Tears Fortress. Our country has just signed a peace agreement with the orc tribes. The rumors of orc aggression spread by fake Roland are proof of his conspiracy! He is provoking our relationship with our orc friends!"
In a sense, Sluwell is indeed the successor of the Land of Lan, but they have denied the way of establishing the Land of Lan in the past. It is also based on the diplomatic means of bribing and rapprochement.
I have to say that in a sense, they did a good job. The reputation of the Kingdom of Sluwell in the human world is much better than that of the Principality of East Lan and the Kingdom of Lan.
Considering that the Kamo Tears fortress is indeed difficult to conquer, the tribal chiefs who received a large amount of property also turned their hunting attention to other human kingdoms. The country has been in peace for more than 20 years, and the wars in history Not much indeed.
For the orc tribe, as long as the road back to their homeland is opened up, whoever is robbed is not a robbing. Anyway, unlike the Land of Lan in the past, there are more than one human country bordering the orcs. Since Sluwell is both soft and hard, then, Find another soft persimmon.
The Duchy of Kasomi, another country that bears the main pressure of the orcs, has a lot of resentment for this kind of calamity, but they are doing this in the first place.
Yes, the Principality of Kasomi was originally a nail that was inserted in response to the pressure of the orcs. After the fall of the Land of Arashi, most of the truly cruel human-beast wars were borne by it.
The motive of the orcs' southern invasion is very simple. In the short term, it is to hunt for resources, and the long-term goal, or should be the ultimate goal, is only one - to recapture the birthplace of the orcs, the Great Plains of Biallua.
The Great Plains of Biallua is not the territory of the Orcs now. It is the territory and granary of the San Antonio Empire, a superpower of mankind, while the Principality of Casomi is a vassal of the San Antonio Empire.
It is said that the king of the country, Archduke Kasomi, also has the status of a great noble of the San Antonio Empire. Even the powerful arms of the country are the original San Antonio products. Every year, there are many young generals who suddenly appear to show their talents, and most of them It's San Antonio.
There's also a little story about shooting yourself in the foot.
After a long period of time, when the orcs occupied the territory of the original land of haze, the orcs with a high reproduction rate never gave up their dream of returning to the birthplace, and large-scale invasions and small-scale roaming were annoying. Many troubled countries are finally starting to miss the "stinky and hard country of barbarians".
"Thirty or forty wolf cavalrymen may not be worth mentioning on the frontal battlefield, but once they enter the hinterland of our plains, they can make countless bloody cases, and those orcs that proliferate like cockroaches can't be killed. We need one barrier!"
Thus, under the operation of several super empires, there was the Principality of Kasomi.
The history of this country is not long, and it is less than two hundred years after the country was established. After the founding of the country, it was nailed to the entrance of the orcs entering the human world. A large number of resources and talents were continuously delivered from the human hinterland. blocked on the plateau.
The Duchy of Kasomi and the Kingdom of Sluwell, the super fortress city of Herus Fortress and the Fortress of Kamo's Tears, after the fall of the Land of Arashi, became the choke points for the human kingdoms to guard the route of the orc tribe's march.
Taking advantage of the unique geographical advantage of the fortress city and the resource support of countless human kingdoms in the back, in the past two hundred years, they have also let the orcs return countless times. name.
But this time, things were a little different.
"Urgent report! The war broke out! The army of orcs raided Sluwell, bypassing Kamo's Tears fortress, and four medium-sized cities were slaughtered! Sluwell is in a hurry!"