"Brother Roland is very kind to me. He often tells me bedtime stories, at night, alone."
"As expected of a little girl who has not yet developed, she still likes to listen to fairy tales. But let my sister teach you. All fairy tales are deceptive. Princesses are vases that cannot be picked on their shoulders, and most princes are A pervert with an alternative sexual orientation. In fact, there are many examples of this around us.”
"You... you are slandering!"
"But I can't blame you for being too naive. Children always have the right to innocence. When I was a child, I also liked to listen to the master's storytelling. I have heard it for more than a hundred years. Oh, it should be called dear now. It makes me a little embarrassed.”
Eliza, who was covering her mouth and chuckling, looked embarrassed for a long time, and made the immature Renee choked up in just a few words, but it seemed that I was shot innocently again.
"It seems that Eliza must have met Cavens. He is definitely a pervert. It is normal to have such an understanding. Well, it is definitely not me."
Shaking his head, ignoring the discussion over there, he focused his attention on the big meal in front of him. For many reasons, it seemed that this was the first time I had eaten food that Eliza made herself.
After being an experiment several times these days, I have no choice but to take over the right to take over the spoon, but I am tired of eating my own things, and Cohen's cooking skills are very general. Lisa does a good job, and I'm very satisfied.
It was a common broth, with thinly sliced meat, a little weed floating on it, nameless spices adding to the appeal of the soup, and the aroma of chopped green onions making it a great appetite.
"Delicious!"
Even though Eliza's skills are expected to be good, the broth still gave me a lot of surprises this time.
The mouth is fat but not greasy, the aroma is even more fragrant between the ears and nose, and the mouth is full of fragrance after swallowing, which makes people want to drink it again. The barbecue on one side is covered with wild honey and plant spices, which also doubles the appetite.
"What kind of spice is this? It must be very expensive! Mmmm, umm, delicious!"
So, I chewed it up immediately, and on the other side, Catherine and Cohen looked at each other and started to do it myself.
Judging from the way they gobble up their images, these days, it's not just me who has been tormented.
Probably the most delicious food in my memory was the last meal before ascending to God. Unfortunately, due to time constraints, Eliza couldn't do it herself. This time it was a surprise.
"Hey, if you don't eat, we'll finish it all."
"I have no appetite." Renee was stubborn, but just after she said that, her slightly rumbling stomach made her blush on the spot.
"Haha, the most important thing in life is to be happy, and eating a full stomach is the first choice. Roland, eat slowly so that you don't choke. If you're still hungry, I'll give you a bowl of noodles."
So, I nodded overjoyedly. After I regained my body, I didn't have any other hobbies, but I was getting more and more greedy.
But that afternoon, I knew that some things should not be eaten indiscriminately, especially that charming and bright smile belonged to a demon full of resentment.
"Ah! My stomach hurts and my head feels dizzy. This is the fourth diarrhea in a day! Eliza, what the hell are you doing in your face!"
"Curse spice black mandala grass, as you said, this is a super precious spice, what you just ate is the equivalent of gold, by the way, and the little tooth dragon meat I just harvested, this is a big tonic, hey Yo, my lord, are you too much to make up for? That's not good, I'll give you another bowl of noodles to make up for."
The mandala grass used to make poison is actually used as green onion, and Xiaoyalong is also known as the little green dragon. It is also poisonous. Should I be lucky, the intersection of two poisons is just a bad stomach.
"No, why did they eat it and it was fine!"
"Oh, in fact, they have been treated to detoxify. Probably there is a catalyst in the face, and the poison has erupted again. I'm really sorry, Master."
The cold-faced explanation and apology had no emotion. Every word came out, just like reading a line. I only now realize that maybe, probably, in fact, Eliza has been angry all the time...
"Sorry, it's all my fault."
Well, it is Junjie who knows the current affairs. I understand that this little girl has a very long cycle of grudges and revenge. In order to have a delicious lunch in the future, I apologized on the spot, although I don't know what I did wrong, it's because I've been too busy recently. Don't have time to get in touch
"It's all your fault. But since I apologized, I'll accept it."
Eliza finally showed a sincere smile, and then threw me a small bottle. After taking it immediately, her tumultuous belly finally got better.
Another reason why I am most satisfied with Eliza's character is probably because although she likes to be petty, she can be forgiven as long as she apologizes. If you accidentally annoy her, it is right to apologize first.
"...I feel better now. I'm a living person now, and I'm really going to die! Stop this kind of joke next time. By the way, how did you come here? What's going on with this body?"
However, Eliza's arrival was indeed a pleasant surprise, and soon, I sorted out the ins and outs of the incident.
It turned out that Eliza's body was only an incarnation descended from the sacrifice of the orcs, and it was originally a sacrifice that was deducted. As a marquis, she was able to do this step very reluctantly, and this incarnation did not have much power.
It's okay for everyday behavior, but if you're in battle, you don't have to talk about it.
"Enough, it's good that you're here."
It's not that I'm shaking and I like to be rectified, but I'm really fed up with the pain of not having a right-hand man these days. Now that Eliza is here, I can finally be a hands-off shopkeeper again.
As soon as the words fell, the deserted Eliza smiled with satisfaction, then leaned over and looked at me face to face.
"...I probably know you've thought about going there again, but I'm still glad to hear you say that, it's a reward."
In a sense, the demonized Eliza was more courageous to express and pursue her own feelings.
The green face is getting closer and closer, the frost on the face in the past has disintegrated, and there is fire-like enthusiasm under the iceberg. Eliza's cheeks are red, and her delicate red lips are exuding amazing charm and heat. I Has been forced to have no way out.
"You... what are you doing!!"
It's a pity that I wasn't the only one present. The two people who tried to reduce their presence and pretended to be stone sculptures didn't matter. Renee didn't want to sit back and watch all this happen, and rushed to the middle to stop it from happening.
"What a pity? I actually felt pity just now?"
While I was inexplicably struggling with the change in my mentality, Eliza and Renee began to verbally confront each other again.
"I know why the master hates ignorant bear children. When parents are making out, they should pretend not to see it."
"Parents... Who are the parents? And I'm not a bear child! I'm fourteen years old! I can get married long ago!"
"Fourteen years old? It's incredible! I thought it was only ten years old, but Anne seems to be far ahead of you at ten years old."
Well, although I didn't say it in detail, from the point of view of the slightly slanted gaze, it was already obvious in that respect.
"Well, Eliza, doesn't it hurt your heart to say that?"
Well, judging from the twisted corners of her mouth and the twitching corners of her eyes, the flat-chested girl A with a poisonous tongue is now gnashing her teeth to kill a thousand enemies and self-destruct eight hundred. I am afraid that the girl is bleeding from a vulnerable place.
And as usual, in just a few words, Eliza completed the big kill, and the stupid Renee was so angry that she could only go to the corner to sulking.
Suddenly, even though Renee was still irritated, Eliza's words came from the ring.
"Master, I have found out the origin of the bloodline of the royal family of Xin Lan, I am afraid, it is more troublesome than expected. In your words, this is a big conspiracy, so big that only I can say it myself. Don't worry. The enchantment has been arranged, I said, listen, don't overreact."
…
The invisible barrier cut off all prying eyes. I was still squatting and basking in the sun. Eliza had already started to clean up the dishes, but the connection between the two became more and more close.
"First of all, it is indeed the blood of the real Lan, but it is not your descendant. You are still a thousand-year-old bachelor as expected, a super-old-level Forbidden Magic Mage of the FFF regiment, and the spiritual mentor of the Torch Festival. I actually became the first girlfriend of a ten thousand-year-old virgin. I was a little excited, and then instinctively felt a little disgusting and dangerous. It is said that if I hold it for a long time, I will be a little perverted. I can do anything after being held back for 30 years. Come out, in three hundred years..."
On the one hand, I continue to be ridiculed by poisonous tongues, and on the other hand, the shocking secret is coming, and I can't care about the evil words and resentment.
This time, I was stunned for a while, and it is no wonder that Elise did not hesitate to lower her avatar. I am afraid that this secret is not stable if it is transmitted by any means.
After a long time, when Elise finished speaking, even though the wind was still biting outside, I was frightened into a cold sweat.
"If you haven't found it yet? It's almost finished. It seems that the opponent really shouldn't be underestimated."
While I was scared, I also laughed. Conspiracy and ambush are only scary when they are not discovered. Now that you know it, you can deal with it.
"Thank you, Eliza, it's great to have you, I owe you again, I can't imagine what I'd do without you."
"Hmph, it's getting more and more nauseous. If you're really serious, just provoke me with less girls."
Even so, judging from the sweet smile on the corner of his mouth, it seems to be quite useful.
While we are smiling relative to each other, we can't see our spiritual connection, but there are bad squires talking in a low voice behind them.
"It's okay to suddenly open his mouth and laugh... Cohen, do you think the master's toxins have not been expelled, and now he looks a little crazy and a little silly."
"... I heard from the next door brother Kurul that it will be somewhat strange for men to hold back for a long time. It seems that Lord Eliza has made His Highness happy."
"If you hold it for a long time, you will be abnormal, but from this perspective, it seems that Princess Renee has no chance of winning."
"That, Catherine-senpai, Her Royal Highness Renee is behind you, she seems very angry."
"Ah, Your Highness, I'm sorry, that... You won't cut off our benefit fee because of this, I'm still waiting to buy new alchemy items, that, although the opponent is indeed very strong, you still have the possibility of victory, at least Some aspects are still at the same level... Pfft, I really didn't think about some aspects, in short, I will definitely try my best to speak good words for you in front of His Highness!"
The apprentices seem to have a dispute, and they have already made a mess, but I have to start thinking about business.
"The revival of Lan? This is really a big pit and a big trouble. It seems that we must speed up the pace to end this war. Then, the next step is to go to An Toun."