The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 155: There is no righteous war

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Akxi Fortress is called "Xinke Ying Xinke" by elves, which means "sin place" in Elvish language.

As the closest human fortress to the northern elf kingdom, it is the only way to the elven kingdoms and the only way for countless slave hunting teams. Therefore, it is naturally the largest distribution center for the entire northern slave trade.

In the area where many elves exist, the elves in the north are probably relatively weak, and the neighboring country, Sluwell, is only a small northern country, and it is powerless and does not want to stop the business of big merchants from various countries. Therefore, this "trade route" "It has also become the hardest hit area for the elf trade.

Second-hand dealers with connections, agents who pick fresh and special goods for big nobles, unlimited mercenaries waiting to be hired, officers and soldiers who turn a blind eye to the city guards after being bribed, in a sense, elves. There's nothing wrong with calling it the Land of Sins.

When the income exceeds 100%, the merchants have dared to take risks. When the income exceeds 3000%, the merchants dare to trample all laws in the world. Elf children, elf men, elf girls, ordinary elves, upper elves, half elves, no elves. Ben's business has brought huge benefits, and every year there are frequent tourists.

In a sense, the country of Lan was so hated back then, and blocking the elves trading was also an important reason (mentioned earlier). Ironically, in order to destroy this country, the elves even gave their own ladies. , the final result is that while the door is opened, it also allows unconscionable robbers to enter. Is this what the decision makers of the year expected

Of course, if you ask him, you won't get an answer, because he and his kingdom are frozen in ice, and the Ice Age can keep them fresh for hundreds of years, maybe there will be a day to thaw.

But today, this bloody fortress city finally ushered in his doom, and of course, the slave traders in it.

When the army of orcs suddenly attacked the city from behind, the moonblade troops of the Tassel Elf Kingdom suddenly attacked the temporary camp of a certain merchant, who came to rescue their looted royal princess.

When the looted Moon Elf Princess was found out of the caravan's basement, all the elves were completely angry, and the small-scale attack turned into a riot.

And under the instigation of people with a heart, the elf slaves also rioted. They killed the jailer and the caravan guards, seized the weapons, and then opened the city gate.

Then, the racial cleansing was a matter of course. This time, the proud elves did not refuse the help of the orcs. They felt that these rude practices were more relieving, and even praised the rude killing methods of the orcs.

Soon, a resignation and tough declaration of war will be handed over to Antoun, who is suffering from orc siege, and the tassel elf kingdom and its alliance of the elf three kingdoms officially declare war on Sluwell.

The sudden third-party war shocked the whole world. Countless letters drifted north like snowflakes. The messengers of the church went back and forth, but the channel of communication was blocked from the beginning.

At this time, at the place guarded by the Moonblade Troop of the Tassel Kingdom, the leader of the Moonblade Troop, Alvin Xinye, had a worried expression on his face. As far as he could see, on the bed in the room, a man was covered in scars. The moon elf girl is sleeping.

"Your Majesty is too cruel. His Highness Suana is still underage. She is your only daughter."

As a moon elf noble, Alvin has a blood relationship with His Royal Highness Adrien of the Tassel Kingdom. In a sense, this scarred elf princess is still his own niece.

As the executor of the "Key to the Moon" plan, when other elves were hanging the slave merchants with anger, Alvin knew the ins and outs of the whole incident.

"Those damn old things actually forced His Royal Highness Suana to death."

Suana Crescent, the princess of the tassel kingdom, the only descendant of His Majesty the contemporary elf king, has also become an abandoned child of political exchanges in order to pass the war plan and to compete for the support of the senate. The next elf king will be The nephew of the elder of the presbytery.

The reason why Suana was made a sacrifice was not only because of the exchange of political interests, but more importantly, the young Suana was the leader of the peace faction, and she united a group of elves of the peace faction around her. Once she is killed, who is deeply loved by the people, it will arouse the resentment and even hatred of all elves, and the war will no longer be hindered when the people's anger is overwhelmed.

And in order for Suana to really have the desired effect, the cruel planners chose the most cruel slave trader and the most disgusting buyer. A carefully planned encounter, a vicious slave hunter, made the noble princess become up like this.

“… water… water.”

The weak shout made the female officials present hurriedly act, and the tragic state of Her Royal Highness the Princess finally made Alvin unable to bear it any longer.

"His Royal Highness, if you have any other requirements, please tell me directly, and I, Alvin, will definitely do it for you."

Both body and mind suffered huge damage, and everyone with discernment knew that Suana could no longer live. In the end, Alvin, who couldn’t stand it any longer, made his own promise. This would also be his final limit. He decided to do everything to complete the princess’ life expect.

"... revenge... vengeance... "

Hearing this, Alvin was stunned and suffered such bad luck inexplicably. It was no wonder that the little princess who was originally anti-war was also full of resentment, but poor she still didn't know who the real enemy was.

Suana's dry lips parted slightly, as if she wanted to say something, but she couldn't say it because she was weak.

Erwin quickly got closer, only to hear the moaning like mosquitoes and ants.

"No... want... don't... get revenge for me, I... want peace, I don't... don't want war."

The originally fair face was full of knife marks. After struggling to say the last wish, he was sure that his wishes had been heard by his uncle. The most beautiful rose with fringe lost its last blood, gave up the nostalgia for survival, withered and died. .

When the news of the death of Suana, who was loved by the elves, came out, all the elves fell into madness.

"His Royal Highness is dead! His Highness is actually dead!!"

"It's all goddamn humans who made His Highness like this!"

"Vengeance! Blood for blood, tooth for tooth, just these villains are not enough? We will use the blood of their wives and daughters to pay homage to His Highness Suana's spirit in heaven!"

"No, the revenge of the elves is to be returned tenfold! We will pay homage with tenfold blood!"

The roar resounded through the sky, even the gentle court lady was preaching revenge at all costs, but among everyone, the only one who heard the last words, Alvin, had nothing to say.

He only felt that the world was spinning, opened his mouth, and wanted to say something. In the end, he thought too much and his head was clouded, but he still couldn't say a word.

"...Your Highness, please forgive me, I'm afraid I'm going to make a blunder, and no one can stop now. And this time with the destroyer as an enemy, perhaps, I will be able to apologize to you soon."

When the news of Suana's death and the elves' declaration of war came, I was not surprised at all. It should be said that if my speculation is true, if the elves really intend to deviate from the order, Suana must die, and most likely Die badly.

reason? In fact, there is no reason, at least a reason is needed to start a war, especially a race like the elves who think they are just and "peace-loving" needs a reason that everyone can accept.

And Suana herself is a perfect sacrifice. She has a high reputation, and she has always been anti-war. She advocates harmonious coexistence with human beings, and hopes to solve all problems through communication.

Why do I know her? Are you familiar with her? When she was born I was in prison in Sulphur Mountain, and I didn't have any contacts or know each other, but I did know her.

"Sure enough, the real world won't be so dramatic, and the lucky Suana can't become the Elf Queen in the end..."

In that "history", as the leader of the Lord and faction, she released a series of epic missions of incredible level. With the joint help of elf players and human players, she finally cleaned up the elders' house and her father, etc. The main battle faction, ascended the throne, and even competed for the position of the elf queen in the future, so that the elves finally stayed on the side of order.

And since I found out that the God of the Four Elements was not sealed by the "players" according to the "historical script", I know that there are definitely many stupid traps in the so-called guidebook. At least, those players in "history" participated in the big The event will definitely be beyond recognition.

Reality is not a game, and this mistake hit me hard.

So, I cleaned up the "history", and when I measured the "history" with the real world as the standard, I really found a lot of loopholes.

The inexplicable fall of the God of the Four Elements is to give the "players" a sense of historical participation and achievement, and also to prevent the early game from jumping out of opponents that cannot be knocked down at all, but from the inexplicable plot development, most The hand of God that game writers deduce completely regardless of the facts.

The legendary life of Queen Suana of "Light of the New Moon" and "Lucky Moon" is even more incredible. How to get to know the player hero in a desperate situation, how to expose a series of conspiracies between her father and the elders' home, and how to finally reach a peace agreement , let humans and elves overcome difficulties together, then the chance can be used to buy lottery tickets, the difficulty of breaking through the siege is far more difficult than slaughtering dragons with bare hands, and the series of constantly reversing legendary plots can completely write best-selling novels.

"Damn, this is another pit. It seems that it was the hand of God that the screenwriter kept the elf players on the side of the order, yes, it is a game after all, who can accept the inexplicable change of camps. But Ashe is a real There is no so-called protagonist in the world."

But Ashe Continent is not a game, and Suana is not a child of destiny, so she died, and her death was extremely tragic. In the end, the fact of her death became the fuse of the war she hated the most. This is undoubtedly not a wonderful thing. Irony is a warning to me.

"I only have one chance, and this failure will be completely over. Any fluke mentality is unacceptable. Everything has to be considered the worst, and no amount of preparation is too much."

But at this time, I have some regrets, and some things are better to stop in moderation.

"Have you gone too far? I just asked for a few pieces of auxiliary equipment to match the new occupation. What did you prepare for me?"

In front of me is the vice-captain of the Aurora named Pierre Papin (Runa's father-san), who is showing me the equipment I requested.

"Sailor outfit? Fake beast ears? Are you sure these are all weapons and equipment? I want personal communication equipment and enchanted armor. Are you sure you heard correctly?"

The tight women's sailor suit is worn on the muscular man. The strong muscles under the tights are so obvious that it is disgusting, but there are two thick thighs under the skirt, but this muscular man with sunglasses also deliberately wore some Adorable fox ears and tail, this scene is really appalling.

"Yes, Your Highness, this is the equipment you asked for. Look, this fake ear has built-in sound transmission, the magic bullet in it can provide more than 200 short-range calls, and its extended ear design can expand the transmission of sound waves. It is an extremely ingenious design. And this personal magic armor, regardless of its lightness, can make it as hard as iron as long as the magic bullet is activated. It is so thin that it can be used as underwear, and it can also be used outside. Plus a layer of armor. Double protection for peace of mind!"

"There is also this fox tail, it is not only a decoration, it is a miniature energy pool inside, which is enough to charge the whole body equipment more than three times, and it is expected that the single soldier will use it for more than three hours."

Not to mention, I have experimented with my own hands, and I am surprised to find that these equipments are very effective, many theoretical problems have been solved, and the degree of completion is much higher than expected.

"… Who is the designer? I want to talk to him. Has our technology improved so fast? Is it decent to use such a high technology on this? Can you be normal and make a thin body armor and a communication headset, etc. of!"

"Chief designer Timoret also came, and someone asked him at the time, but his answer was 'higher concealment can play a key role, and cuteness is justice!' It seems that this is his role as a designer No one can convince him of his insistence."

Speaking of this, Peel also shook his head regretfully, but he was not regretful because he couldn't convince the other party, but the other party was always reluctant to listen to his opinion - adding warship parts to the sample.

"It seems that the Tao is different and does not agree with each other, and the little boy has never been able to appreciate the romance of the steel giant ship and the heavy artillery. Obviously, the ship's mother is the most beautiful... But according to your instructions, he should now be selling the simplified version of the magic armor to the coalition forces. Helian Beast Ear, um, he spoke highly of your creativity, and even praised the practice of using friendly forces as an experimental platform."

"Little Timmy?"

Not only did I think of the little furry child under the protection of my sister, I also wondered if his fame was another "hand of God", how did he grow up so quickly

"It seems that a lot of things have happened, but he is obviously a child, why do these designs always remind him of a bad uncle... Wait, you said that he is now selling weakened versions of magic equipment to the coalition forces? Including these messy things ?"

"Well, there is a report from Olivia-sama on this point, and she asks you to check it out in detail. The products sold this time are all designed by Timorette, and there are 27 kinds of animal ears, including cat ears, dog ears, and fox ears. , There are 19 types of magic armor, such as one-piece swimsuit, three-point underwear, black erotic underwear, etc., which cannot be charged at one time with four types of magic swords, 300 pieces, and four types of magic explosive grenades, 2,000 pieces, all of which are weakened versions with special additions. Yes, you can directly send the data back to the headquarters, may I ask, is there any problem?"

"The problem is big! Can this thing be sold? How can I meet people tomorrow?"

As soon as I remembered that my people were selling erotic lingerie to the generals of various countries, I wanted to dig a hole and bury myself in it.

Maybe this information will be sent back to all countries tomorrow, is it waiting for everyone to laugh at me for the path of change, it should not be too late, it must be stopped.

"He's only gone soon, right? Well, just stop him now. It would be better if he was alone. It'll probably be treated as a prank by the children."

After all, adults can understand the pranks of bear children. Well, they can barely understand. Thinking of this, I feel a little relieved.

"No, Lord Snowhoof is here, and he volunteered to be a model. The last time I saw him, it should have been a pink cropped one-piece swimsuit with bunny ears... I have to say, it was a tragedy, researcher He vomited on the spot."

"...You look unconvincing, how much better you can be. Ahhh, go and stop him."

Compared with the macho sailor suit in front of me, I imagined a little, that stupid cow wearing a pink one-piece swimsuit with an exposed navel is enough to blind everything, and even wearing a rabbit ear to be cute, I think the world is still destroyed. , at least I don't have to lose my face.

Then I knew I didn't have to stop it.

"Come on! That orc perverted and fled over there!"

"Uh, the brothers all vomited in disgust, can you wait and chase later?"

"…must catch him before more victims show up. Hunter? Track it."

"What else is there to chase? It's enough to follow the fainted and vomited citizens! Even my little baby was frightened and fainted. It is a military dog that has been trained for nearly ten years. The dog's eyes are blinded. "

I just glanced out the window, and I immediately squatted down with my eyes covered.

"You guys really have no lower limit. Next month, you will be transferred to dig holes in the mine!"

Not to mention the tauren in the pink one-piece swimsuit with the navel at the front. The muscular man with a height of more than two meters is wearing a swimsuit designed for girls. It is a blasphemous activity. It doesn't need to be described at all. It is just running. The trembling of the muscles under the swimsuit is enough to blind all onlookers.

And behind him, is a group of "surprises".

The goblin Kabbalah was wearing the popular white nurse uniform, but the whole person was nervous and looked like a psychiatric patient who should be cared for. Casio put on a black two-point erotic underwear. The centaur covering the two o'clock on the chest makes it impossible to look directly at it.

The two-headed ogre has cat ears on the left and dog ears on the right. He also wears a maid's costume, and has a big red lipstick on his bloody mouth... As a maid, I immediately went blind. ah.

As for Beifeng... He is very normal now, but his eyes are shining brightly at his colleague with beast ears. It seems that he is considering whether to include it in the hunting scope. From the bottom of my heart, I rejected the design of the beast ear contactor! There is a tragic wind, it is too dangerous.

"You bastards! I'd rather you all run naked!"