"name?"
"Albert Rhine."
"Profession?"
"Freedom knight, I don't belong, but I've been eating at the Gentlemen's League recently. Everyone gives me face and calls me the Three Musketeers."
Looking at the quite hearty black-haired knight in front of me, I couldn't help but be a little surprised. Since I made up my mind to contact the Alliance of Gods, no matter how vulgar the "experts" sent, I have already prepared my expectations, but give me one What does cheerful handsome guy mean
He has clear eyebrows, eagle nose and sword brows. His face full of righteousness has a gentle smile. He is dressed in a handsome black knight uniform, which adds to his heroic spirit. He has long hair and shawl without the slightest bit of femininity, which is inexplicable. He wanted to give him a punch in the face, cough, he seemed to be involved in some personal grudge.
Isn't this your typical male enemy - a super handsome guy, how could he be a member of the Gentlemen's League
"...Do you know what you were sent here? Did you convey the wrong order?"
Albert shook his head with a wry smile.
"There was no mistake in your mission, and when the news arrived on our side, all the companions found me as soon as possible. They thought that only me could perform this mission properly?"
I was even more surprised. From the maids who kept peeking outside the door, I could see that such a rare super handsome guy still lacks women? If he wants to engage in "performance art", it should be women who post him upside down.
"... the past is like smoke, it's a long story."
Albert lowered his head and said with a sighed expression on his face, unable to look back.
"It was all a mistake when I was young. It started when I was a child. I had a sister who was my angel and everything..."
It is a quite common story in this era. Albert, whose parents died, supported his home alone, and his only relative and sister was his angel and psychological support. When she was three years old, she encountered Trafficking of human traffickers.
"So, I rode all over the world one by one, and my childhood memories were blurred. The only feature was the red birthmark on my waist. Therefore, I practiced the rapier swordsmanship, specializing in cutting clothes without hurting the skin. Therefore, they are also called the Shattered Swordsman of the Three Musketeers."
The sad expression was palpable, clearly suffering from it.
I immediately nodded in agreement with sympathy on my face. I really understand the feeling of being a normal person but being treated as a pervert.
"You've worked really hard, don't worry, when you're done with my work, I'll mobilize my strength to find your sister."
"Really? Thank you so much, I can't wait to carry out your mission, please give me the characteristics, and I will start the action!"
The excited Albert immediately stood up and saluted, and I was also a little happy. This was much better than expected. There are normal people in the League of Gods? It seems that the aura of the King of Gentlemen is not too difficult to deal with, and I can't help but look forward to a bright future.
"Well, she is about fourteen to eighteen years old this year, with blonde hair... No, her hair color may also be dyed, so as long as she meets this age, don't let it go, because there is a possibility that women may disguise themselves as men, so cute boys also Don't miss it!"
"Don't worry, Your Highness, I'm an expert! No woman can escape my eyes, my sword!"
The rapier swept an arc in mid-air, and the murderous aura flashed from the black pupil. At this moment, I realized that the top expert who was actually a half-step legend was in front of me.
I was overjoyed immediately, did I transfer, this time not only a normal person with common sense and a bottom line, but also a master
"It's so reliable!! It's so reliable!… "
"Brother, I bought you a beast tooth sword spike, you will definitely like it!"
The door was suddenly opened, and a lively little girl jumped in.
Wait, what's her name? elder brother? Since it's not me, it can only be called Albert in front of him. Isn't his sister still missing
Immediately, my smile froze. With my years of experience in being scammed, I could vaguely guess what would happen next.
"Lina? Why are you here, shouldn't you be in the mercenary headquarters?"
Looking at the ponytail girl, Albert was a little surprised.
"Brother Beifeng said that he wanted me to come with you. He said that I didn't know what you would do when I wasn't there. He was so nice, and he was afraid that my brother would not be able to complete the task, so he asked many companions to come and help. Brother, why is the task so important? Ah? I have to ask you to come here."
Well, what else to say, I should have guessed that there will be no normal people in the Gentlemen's League, but the sincere appearance can deceive me, it is considered to have two brushes.
"Boy, you have the guts..."
"No, no, Your Highness, listen to my explanation, I'm telling the truth! It's true that I have been looking for my sister to get this title."
Suddenly, the black-haired girl interrupted angrily.
"Brother! Did you cut other girls' clothes again?! There are so many sisters-in-law at home, yet you still do this kind of thing. Don't worry about doing this kind of thing. You found me three years ago, and you still use it. People's affairs are used as a cover up to pick up girls, how do you let people face everyone. The little sister of the shabby playboy? It's too ugly, do you still want people to marry off?"
playboy? Many sisters-in-law? A girl expert? Every time I hear a word, my eyebrows keep twitching, and as an FFF veteran, I know what to do.
"Little sister, I'm talking about business with your brother. Can you go out and wait for a while? By the way, remember to close the door when you go out."
Seeming to know that I am a big man, the girl nodded cheerfully.
"Oh, brother, I'm waiting for you outside."
What a good sister, so cute, compared to that completely lawless brother, and the circle of bear children at home, my tears are about to fall, and when I think of my bachelor career that lasted for more than three hundred years, the opposite After successfully opening in my twenties, Gong, and now still looking for new prey, my tears really fell.
"My fingers are on fire, damn life winner harem man, try my personality correction, Shi Potian Jingquan! Ada!"
"His Royal Highness, listen to my explanation! It's definitely not what you think!"
explain? I'll hear it, and after the punch, finally, after a nice slap in the face, I stop to hear what he has to say.
"Bah, what's in the bowl still wants to be in the pot, scumbag!"
"...Uuuu, that's not the case, I don't want to either, I really don't want to."
It seems that my contempt touched a sensitive nerve in him, and he actually started to cry. That manly young man actually cried like a poor child.
It seemed that I heard the truth from his painful whimper, and I temporarily put aside my plan to get down on the ground.
"I don't want to, but I have done too much before, and I have developed a habit. When I see qualified women, I will start instinctively. Moreover, I just look at the location of their birthmarks, why should I be responsible, Am I responsible? The harem? Have you ever seen a harem belle with a hippopotamus body and a monkey face? This is what I am responsible for. A few people who can look at me are driven away by them. "
"What an extravagant annoyance, are you showing off in front of an old bachelor (virgin)?"
"No, no, Your Highness, you don't know, as long as I turn around, they will fight openly and secretly, and they will fight in a mess, and they will use all kinds of tricks and poisons. I was implicated in food poisoning five times last month. A pile of poisonous nails and glue in my clothes, I can't stand it! Women are so scary! I'm already shaking when I see women now! I can't handle the thought of them."
As he said that, he trembled inexplicably, his teeth were constantly swaying, as if he were going crazy, and judging from the sudden drop in body temperature and the blue complexion, what he said was still true.
"Gemophobia? A harem man with feminophobia? That's the old setting of that manga."
Well, looking at Albert, who was already foaming on the ground, I finally had some sympathy for this kid.
"Come on two people and help call a priest."
But as soon as the door opened, a group of familiar faces came in.
"Boss, Brother Beifeng wants us to come and help."
Entering from the back door are the familiar faces of the Gentlemen's League, Silver Hook, Gold Tooth, Casio... Wait, why are you here, Snowhoof? You are the highest priest.
"Lilith is here."
The inquiries from the eyes were answered, and I immediately realized it in my heart. With the announcement of the declaration of the dead, Lilith, who is a blood clan, can naturally work in Donglan, and if she, who specializes in internal work, starts to preside over the work, this silly cow will It will indeed become more idle, and it is very normal to wander around.
"That kid Beifeng is very thoughtful, what about others? Didn't come?"
"No, here he is."
Yin Hook nodded, but smiled slyly, and made a gesture that a man could understand with his fingers.
"He saw a huge lion's head and left first, let us report to you first."
In an instant, I understood it in seconds, but then, it was not good, here it is.
"A huge lion head? Gui Ming? I, that kid is courting death!"
At the same time, a shocking roar came from outside the window.
"Unbelievable! There is such a distorted soul in this world! He even hit me with a ghost idea, eating my soul correction kick!"
Well, isn't the one who flew into the sky outside the window the deputy head of a certain gentleman's union? In a sense, he is really invincible. That lion head is over two thousand years old, even I don't dare to mess with it. .
"Ah, it's big brother."
In the room, except for Casio who panicked, everyone else was indifferent.
"Don't worry, good people don't live long enough to harm a thousand years. If you are sad, you can live for ten thousand years without any difficulty."
As soon as these words came out, the room nodded.
"I always feel that if the world is destroyed, he will be fine."
And the unique thick voice of the man who fell from the sky could not help but prove the authenticity of this sentence.
"Ah, almost died... don't be shy, let's talk more..."
…
"My sharp sword is endless!"
Speaking of handsome lines, under the overflowing light, the sword energy that could not be caught by the naked eye turned into a cold wind passing by.
"clang!"
When the handsome swordsman stood with a cold face, and the long sword was returned to its sheath, the sound of shattering cloth came from behind.
"Ah, there are perverts!"
At this time, the noble daughter realized that her clothes were all torn, and Albert glanced at it, sneered, and walked alone.
"Hey, cut off the boring stuff again!"
Immediately, the girl was crying in a daze, and her guard hadn't had time to act.
Another tall figure appeared beside the young lady, and a wide cloak fell.
"...We are hunting the villain who wants to shatter his clothes, and we don't know where he escaped."
In a sense, Green, who is wearing a heavy armor, is indeed quite majestic, and it is because he is also a human being that he will not attract more attention.
"This progress is too slow."
On the rooftop next to me, I was a little dissatisfied with the progress. This morning, more than 40 people have been verified. How long will it take to get it all done.
"... This is already fast. Fortunately, the response of the Lamp of Life has set a target for us. We only need to check the outsiders who have come to the Northland in the last three or four months, otherwise we really don't know when we will find out."
The lamp of life has limited functions. It found the reaction more than three months ago, which can only mean that Princess Grena returned to the Northland at that time. As for the specific location? If he can point to a specific location, what privacy does the royal family have.
He was confused even with the guidance of the scope. If he could be so dexterous, Kelly would have already found me at that time. He was more just a proof to prove whether the member of the royal family was real and alive.
"How about, Your Highness, come to another city without clothes?"
"... It's winter here, people will freeze to death, and how will it end afterwards."
I looked at Albert, who was drawing a knife in the distance, and couldn't help but feel a little helpless. How could this female phobia be so good at stripping.
"It's hard for him too, obviously he has a phobia of women?"
"puff."
As soon as the words fell, there was laughter all around, as if I said something wrong.
"Could it be that his female phobia is also a lie? How good is this kid's acting skills?"
"No, that's not acting, but, you see, the change in his expression after the beheading."
I looked intently. When Albert retracted his sword, he clearly said that he had cut off something boring, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth. His expression was full of joy, as if he was enjoying himself.
"He, is enjoying?"
"Yes, he is indeed afraid of women's death. As long as women meet him, they will scream, but because of this, he enjoys the screams of women, and he can't stop the behavior of the 'shattering sword demon'. , simply because it was his greatest enjoyment."
"Hey, how can a young man become like this, this sword skill, it's a pity."
"That's not true. Lord Adam said that his usual sword skills are only average, but in that instant, he has already touched the threshold of the Sword Saint."
Hearing this, I was stunned for a moment. Juggernaut is extremely rare. It often requires both talent and a long time to polish. It definitely has the strength to leapfrog challenge.
Looking closely, I realized that it was wrong.
"One sword strikes, and a hundred swords return. Usually, there is no killing intent. When the sword is drawn, the sword's energy is horizontal and the killing is invisible. This place is close to the Juggernaut. This is obviously already a Juggernaut, but it's actually a Juggernaut!"
"No, he can only reach this state when his target is a woman and his clothes are broken, so Adam said that he is close to a swordsman."
"Sure enough, there are no normal people in the Gentlemen's League. Is the same for the other two swordsmen?"
"Swordsman? That's what they call themselves, everyone is called the three idiots."
Shaking my head, I was a little helpless, but at this moment, a voice sounded from behind.
"We found the nanny of the princess, and we have new information!"