When it comes to mage, most people think of the towering mage tower, neat library, wonderful automatic magic props, elegant mage robe, beard and reading glasses representing wisdom.
But in fact, I have not seen a few Masters who can do the above points, no, just keep the room clean and tidy.
In fact, most of the wizard labs I've seen are chaotic, with messy scrolls piled up in mountains, and unwashed laboratory utensils that exude a disgusting smell. Strange things, that's normal.
"Isn't there a broom that moves automatically, a puppet that automatically cleans up the bookshelf?"
"If that thing is rechargeable, the daily maintenance will require a lot of magic power, and it is very expensive. If it uses one-time energy, plus the material cost, it will be even more expensive. Those things are just the country of mages to support the public in public. It is used, and whoever uses it privately knows.”
"But since it's a wise mage, it's not difficult to clean up the room by yourself. If it's really not good, hire someone to clean it up."
"A lot of things are very dangerous for a layman to touch, and if an expert touches it, they are not at ease. Clean it up by yourself? I can't wait to spend 26 hours of 24 hours a day doing research. , By the way, remember to water the garden in the south once a day, you don't need to water it yourself, just enter the core area and open the valve... By the way. Help me find a gardener when you have time. He went in three days ago and didn't come out. I don’t know if I ran away with the wages, and it really should not be paid in advance, this is the tens of times.”
In a sense, the Master College of that year was quite similar to the current academic institution. The disciples studied with the tutor, which was considered to be a part-time job for the tutor. Since the tutor was inconvenient to invite outsiders to do chores, it was normal for the disciple to act as a handyman. .
Back then, as an apprentice, I followed Sister Emily to do research, and I had no objection to being a handyman, but my first assignment completely overturned my impression of the profession of a mage.
"Mage's robe? That thing is inconvenient to move around, so don't use it at home. It's convenient to use magic materials? Hehe, at my level, it's unnecessary."
If the kind senior sister of the year just subverted my common sense at first, but was unexpectedly close to the people, but the task of cleaning up the research room after that, almost cost me my life.
Don't think there will be any welfare plots of beauty mentor Chunguang leaking and private portraits. I am dying to accumulate two rooms of private servers, and the task that gave me the biggest "surprise" was to water the plants in the garden. water.
That day-to-day task made me completely abandon the beautiful illusion of Amyra, and I could see her true face clearly.
Speaking of which, I am afraid everyone understands.
At that time, Amyra hadn't brutally planted the Seven Virtues in her backyard, but I have enjoyed the predation of piranhas, the entanglement of black forest magic vines, and played an exciting wild survival game and biochemical crisis. There were still two brushes in those days, and it is estimated that they were hanging inexplicably like the previous gardener.
And the study after that is mostly like this experience. I understand why this well-reputed senior is always in need of new apprentices...
Slashing the familiar distorted piranha with my sword, I roared from the bottom of my heart.
"Follow that guy to the apprenticeship, without the strength of the Sword Saint, you can't live at all."
"What are you yelling suddenly! My ears are deaf."
Well, I accidentally shouted out the resentment in my heart. I can't really blame me for the confusion back then. Maybe that guy did not have malicious intentions back then, but I, who had the strength of a juggernaut at that time, also wandered in life and death several times. Edge of the line, don't blame her.
Thinking about it this way, I did a good thing when I cheated on her when I left. At least there will be fewer victims in the future, such as those missing gardeners and apprentices.
"Oh, that's an exaggeration."
The reason why I mentioned the past is just the scene in front of me. Why is it so familiar? It was a forest overgrown with weeds. There were as many man-eating flowers as there were weeds. The highly poisonous fragrance of flowers filled the sky. The big mushrooms were actually swallowing each other. The most outrageous thing was the pumpkin carriage being dragged around by the big mouse. In short, this was an absolutely dangerous area where all kinds of dangerous plants ran rampant at will.
Ever since I got back to Carol, I heard that Amela didn't leave, and I almost had a guess.
"There are other places that are more suitable for mischief than here. Without the country's supervisory committee and law-breaking investigators, all kinds of prohibited experiments can be tried."
Should I say that I lived up to my expectations? When I arrived at her temporary residence, I saw such a scene. Obviously, if she didn't plan to write hundreds of thousands of words in the experimental accident manual, she would just play it off again.
"I suggest spinning around. Since Amyra herself didn't come out, she's probably trapped. Any one of her 'virtues' losing control is an unbearable pain."
I immediately turned around and left without hesitation.
What? Worried about Amyra? The scourge has lived for thousands of years. If you use this as a standard, it is not difficult for Amyra to live for 10,000 years. For her, no matter how much she plays, it is only a temporary play, and she can just wait for her to deal with it.
"Didn't you say you wanted to invite her to your birthday party? Anyway, she's been doing her best to help you recently. It's too unfriendly."
Dead cat... It seems that it's time to call Dead Lolita now. She grabbed the corner of my clothes and didn't let me go. Looking at her face, she seemed a little dissatisfied.
I have a headache. Since the resurrection, Herois has been a little too emotional. It seems that she was cute when she was still in the state of a dead cat. Curious baby, the mood changes very fast, the sharp teeth change more and more smoothly, and it is my head that is accidentally injured.
"If you don't make me angry, I'll bite you? Don't guess, you didn't say it. Your face is so obvious, who can't understand it? By the way, why did you suddenly want to hold a birthday party and invite guests everywhere, why? You don't even want to pay attention to anniversaries like birthdays."
"In your eyes, I should probably keep a straight face as a whole, plan a conspiracy behind the scenes, and prepare some backup plans, one, two, three? And then do anything that requires a series of conspiracies?"
Well, this pseudo-loli dares to give me a hard nod, you just wait for my revenge, hum, from next week, your breakfast, lunch and dinner are all gone, either go to the wild with me to become the God of Cooking achievement, or Give me a test item made by Amyra... It seems that if you choose the latter, you can still achieve that terrifying God of Cooking achievement.
"Rose is dead. The big man on this list is crossed out first. You can be happy."
Herois nodded lightly. On the hatred list she gave me, this elf true god who once ranked in the top three was the target of her determination to take revenge.
"How can you say that you have life again..."
"If you are persuading me to give up revenge, don't think about it. Even if I come back to life again, the grudges of the past will never be resolved!"
"Don't get excited... I'm not stupid enough to persuade you to give up revenge, I'm just looking forward. I live a little better, and it doesn't conflict with revenge."
Some words have been in my heart for a long time, and I hesitated, but I finally said them.
"Actually, I am the same, I have been haunted by the past. No, it should be said that we can't let go. Over the years, the scene of the destruction of the king's city has always been recalled in nightmares, which is unpleasant. what."
I paused for so long that I didn't even know how to express it myself.
"I won't tell you to let go of the past, and I won't say anything like 'hatred is pointless', because it's just an insult to us who aim at revenge. But as Rose's death It makes you feel much more relaxed, and the country of Lan is resurrected in another way, which is also a relief for me."
I'm a little embarrassed to say this, but it seems that it will be more embarrassing to stop, so I can only bite the bullet and continue.
"Forget the past if you can't do it, then look at the future. Anyway, we are not lonely Avengers anymore. We are barely counted as the last family. If there is trouble, leave it to others for help. At least I made up my mind to pay attention, even if I fail in the end, I have to hurry up and enjoy what I missed before."
Well, when I say this, I feel a little blush.
"So, it's normal to have a small birthday party with a few friends, and I know they're going to be that big."
"Don't they know your birthday, Eliza?"
"Kelly probably forgot. It happened hundreds of years ago, who still remembers it clearly. As for Eliza... In Sulphur Mountain City, we don't have birthdays. We have our own anniversaries, which I invented."
"Then what happened?"
"They are all dead, and the day they die is a new beginning. We all celebrated the 'death anniversary', but I have a few more death days, so I just don't bother to celebrate it. It's normal for them not to know."
Hearing this, Heloise was speechless, and said that she would not enjoy life. When she was in Shiloh, she never heard that the undead had a death anniversary. To commemorate the day she died, this group of undead in Sulphur Mountain City was still alive. really play.
"Wait a minute, those high-level undead in your legion all died in one day, so don't they all celebrate the anniversary of death together."
"Well, that's why we call that day 'Destruction Day' again. We will continue the grand celebration, have a parade all over the city, and turn the world upside down. And in order not to scare people, we will even put on ridiculous makeup, sometimes Dressed as a wandering circus, sometimes it is a stage play of epic stories, sometimes it is simply dressed in naked clothes, and then there will be fairs and float performances. Gradually, in the mouth of the living, it becomes a strange undead. To pay homage, Sulphur Mountain City's signature tourism festival - Ghost Festival."
Speaking of the past, it is always inevitable that people will settle in the memory of the past. When I fell into the corridor of memory, Heloise nodded thoughtfully.
"You really have a conspiracy, can't you say it in an upright manner?"
"See it?"
"I've heard you say it, it's so obvious, I can't see it. I'm afraid your hounds probably already know it."
"Well, even if I don't say it, they will understand. In this era, since the country of Lan has been resurrected, it is too pitiful to go to the Ghost Festival and the Day of Destruction. There are 'Peace Day' celebrations that represent victory and peace. Since I myself intend to step out of the shadows of the past and look forward, I naturally hope that they will do the same."
"...You are really willful and selfish."
I shrugged, but didn't deny it, which I still knew.
"The ceremony is different every year, but I believe that since my meaning has been expressed, my knights will never let me down. Best's pétanque performance is the finale of every year. Then , here comes the question... Cough, the beautiful Princess Heloise, would you like to walk with me, this selfish fellow, at the celebration? It should be very pleasant."
Bowing slightly and lifting the skirt lightly, the young golden princess gave an ancient court lady salute with a pure smile.
"Of course, esteemed Prince Roland, it is my honor to be your companion at the celebration."