"Peace is good."
Sitting in the tea house in the square, sipping the fragrant tea in my mouth, looking at the peaceful winter scene in front of me, when did I actually have such a happy retirement life.
Since returning to Defende, I have been very satisfied and enjoy this peaceful daily life. I don’t have to go to work every day, and I don’t need to plan all the messy things. I just need to sit and watch the sunrise and sunset. It’s a beautiful life like a dream.
"Boom!"
Well, it seems that Grena, who was invited to attend the celebration, has arrived, so what if there is a little explosion? Everyone has their own hobbies, and we must fully respect personal freedom.
"Catch that bastard, that guy dares to go even harder!"
What is the group of naked men who ran past in front of me, I have experienced so many times in Sulphur Mountain City, I have long been used to it, and the new urban management team seems to be used to it, but...
"Others don't care, but if the Supreme Bishop says anything, the face of the sleepless will also be affected. It seems that he has to give Lilith a message. During the celebration, the tauren will be imprisoned to death. Now all the envoys are coming. Now, don't let him continue to be ashamed."
How can a little thing stop me from continuing to be lazy... In a good mood of relaxation, after trying to clear the memory of the scene just now, I poured myself another cup of tea and slowly enjoyed my quiet life.
Then a group of naked men with wings floated in the sky...
"puff!"
囧囧 looked at the Storm Eagle in front of him and his kin. Some of the changes were high-level Druid skills. Isn't there more and more people in this meeting? Then I looked carefully and found a lot of them. The black-winged man, that is Camdir'an's family.
"I heard that the recent mission of the Druid sect of the Storm Eagles has been very smooth. Last time I saw the report of the goblins, they actually grabbed two seats at the Druid Voice of Nature gathering, and they still have the right to speak. , The Storm guy is also known as the 'most outstanding theoretical reformer' of the contemporary era. Sure enough, all Druids have broken heads. If this sect continues to expand, there will be more and more winged people without clothes, then It's just mental pollution... Report to the city management, um, you can also be a target for the air defense force, don't thank me, fight the cult, everyone is responsible, please call me X Feng."
"Selling medicine, alchemy secret medicine is sold, whether it is treatment and health care, all of them are effective. Dozens of gold alchemists have jointly produced all common medicines, or they are sold at half price! What are you waiting for? As long as you can think of it, we are here. Yes, gender conversion mixture? Super effective hair growth agent? Peerless macho blue potion
I saw the goblin and his cart walking by in front of me, as well as the familiar "safety card" of the Bea brothers, and most importantly, I actually saw the alchemy mark of the "miracle alchemist" Olivia , So, for the safety of the citizens of Defende and the health and civilization evaluation in the coming year, I bowed my head without hesitation and started to write the second report letter.
What, why the emblem of the miracle alchemist must be reported and banned. Olivia does not have this title now. Her current name is "random alchemist", the medicine material is random, the effect is random, and the target is random. A batch of alchemy products can produce more than ten kinds of results, who dares to touch this thing.
"...Mom, why doesn't that goblin have hair."
"Don't look, let's go."
Well, I take back what I just said. At least this apprentice is still very professional. At least he tried the medicine on his own. Although the effect of this hair removal medicine is stronger, it is at least effective, right
Although the long hair all over the body has almost become a symbol of goblins, and a goblin without hair is more irritating than a husky without hair, this dedication is still worthy of praise.
"... I drank the medicine for heightening, but I can't believe the medicine and the advertisement."
This mere murmur couldn't hide from me, and then I added a case to the whistleblower letter.
I know that this is not because Olivia is not good enough. On the contrary, it is because she has too many ideas. She always likes to improve formulas and create new pharmaceutical formulas. As a result, a lot of these dangerous substances are produced.
Generally speaking, this kind of thing won't leak out, but unfortunately, Olivia's master, Silver Hook Bea, is a pure goblin. How could a goblin be a creature that wastes precious materials.
"Roland!? Oh, sorry, I got the wrong person."
The one who suddenly passed by was a witch carrying a pot of unknown items. Recently, she seemed to be obsessed with cooking, and she finally returned to the main plane with rich products. How could I take the initiative to do that terrible achievement of the God of Cookery.
"Is my sister looking for His Royal Highness Roland? I saw him going to the west of the city and riding a horse. He probably left the city."
At this time, I couldn't help but secretly rejoice at my foresight. In order to be able to successfully dodge... and be a beautiful man quietly, I took off the ring of deceitful age, and enjoyed my vacation with a true face that no one knew.
"Che, I was escaped again. I feel like I'm nearby... eh? Little brother, did you have lunch?"
"Eat! I'm very full early in the morning."
There are tentacles and eyeballs in a pot of unknown objects. At this time, as long as you are not a fool, you must refuse decisively, and then shake your head wildly, but...
"That's just right. I'm afraid to spit it out on an empty stomach, little brother, just use it as my experiment... Try my own lunch. It took a long time to make it, and it's a pity to waste it."
I laughed, then turned around and ran away... But the vines under my feet lifted me up in an instant, and she had expected that I was going to slip away.
Well, under the oppression of the terrifying witch, in the five-flower tie, in order not to reveal my identity, my God of Cooking achievement has been increased by one again. It is really rare to be able to do such a terrible thing every time without dying.
"Gee. The seafood orange flavor is stronger than the burnt rubber flavor last time, but it's limited. It's different every time. It's really creative."
But the strange thing is that she obviously missed the primary goal. After seeing me finish eating, Amyra watched me eat happily, and then hummed a song to clean up the dishes.
"To conquer a man, you must first conquer his stomach, little brother, what do you think? Is it delicious?"
Obviously, her understanding of this classic adage is a little off. If that conquest means surrendering to death, I think she has achieved her goal. At least my stomach has raised the white flag countless times. Last shot.
"Beautiful big sister, if I were your target, I would have been completely 'conquered' by your cooking skills. Next time, please give it directly to the target, and don't waste it on others."
This is not because I am tempted to make achievements, and it is not because I don’t want to see Amela’s hard work being wasted, but I simply don’t want to see human life. Even my inhuman physique can be made half-dead. Direct poisoning and hang up.
It seems that my sarcastic advice was too tactful, but Amyra smiled and nodded, obviously in a good mood.
"Well, I won't feed anyone else."
Well, saying goodbye to this "eldest sister" who was going to a different plane to collect dinner materials, I was seriously considering whether to continue to hide in this posture for dozens of seconds, or really immediately went out of the city to take refuge, but I encountered new troubles.
Another line of royal knights ran past me, their eyes constantly scanning the crowd, clearly looking for someone.
"Have you found your Highness yet?"
"Lord Kelly said that if we can't find His Highness today, we don't have to go back and go straight to the five-hundred-li-lane practice around the city."
"Envoys from all over the world have come, and many big figures have called to see His Royal Highness Roland. What does His Highness Roland mean?"
"The military department also said that the military parade ceremony will have to be discussed and prepared by His Royal Highness Roland in person.
Hearing this, I took out the special props for camouflage - magical black-rimmed glasses, as long as I put on this, the face that is close at hand can be ignored... Well, I am just talking nonsense, I am just curious about those epic stories How is it possible to keep all kinds of misunderstandings, people who love each other just wear a veil and hat, they can't recognize it at all, and then there will be a mutual killing and abusive reaction.
But at this time, these traditional black-rimmed glasses are undoubtedly double insurance, and in order to increase convincing, the childish artifact lollipop is naturally indispensable, but the strange thing is that when I put on my glasses and took out the lollipop, those Instead, the knights turned their attention to me.
"Lord Eliza said that His Royal Highness Roland may be disguised as a child. If you meet someone who discovers you, you will suddenly change your appearance characteristics, such as those with hats and glasses..."
"She also said, 'Old guys prefer to use lollipops to pretend to be tender'. Seeing that he is still eating candy at the age of 11 or 12, he should be fine."
What else can I say, I turned around and ran away without saying a word.
Well, this run, even if it was no problem, it turned into a problem. Those rookie knights naturally chased over, chased after them, and ran into an empty alley.
After more than ten seconds, I came out from the entrance of the alley, with a can of iron sheet lying on the ground behind me.
"I really thought I could take care of me. Before fishing, think about the weight that the rod can bear. Didn't she tell you to be careful that we're getting angry with embarrassment?"
"Roland?"
I couldn't help but sighed, why is it being exposed all the time, this disguise doesn't seem to be useful at all, but when I was about to use the amnestic kick again, I saw a nightmarish figure.
"Little Luo Luo!"
Well, isn't it Momo, the "hound dog" who just finished the resettlement task for the victims? Of course, there was also Diana who looked at me in shock.
What else do you say, keep running.
"I've had enough! I don't want to do anything until my birthday, and no one wants to stop me from taking a vacation!"