"Pond of the Holy Bath? Is there such a thing?"
It is not difficult to inquire about the intentions of the Holy Church, at least on the surface. After all, there are many people in the church headquarters, and there are a lot of escort Paladins here. This kind of intelligence is probably stronger than pure muscle sticks. Canned food, it's too easy to think about it.
"Hehe, don't be kidding, among the gifts you gave to the Holy Church, the 'Holy Bath Pond' is the most special. He is one of the only three holy relics left by the God of Light in the human era. The soon-to-be-succeeded Pope Carloma I was overjoyed, and the return of the holy relic was regarded as a miraculous gift, and a grand ceremony for the recovery of the holy relic was held."
In the conference room, looking at the latest information summary, Kelly seemed to be in a good mood.
It seems that I was lucky and sent the most precious gift at the most appropriate time, but why can't I remember what "Holy Bath Pool" was sent.
I tried my best to recall the arrangements I made before. In a sense, if I intend to let the Northland develop and reform according to my wishes, there is a threshold that must always be faced, that is, the mainstream public opinion and justice in the entire human society. sanctuary church.
If I step on the dotted line a little here, that Carloma I suddenly has a convulsion and declares another holy war to Donglan, and we will have a lot of fun.
This is not because I think too much. The war is imminent, and the God of Light will indeed not trouble us, and may even take the initiative to pull allies (cannon fodder), but it is difficult to say that the Holy Church is composed of mortals, especially My rather "splendid" past also includes the coalition forces that nearly wiped out the Church of the Holy Church, and it is easy to touch the sensitive nerves and dignity of the other party.
Especially not long ago, we just expelled the local branch of the Church of the Holy Church. If this is just an ordinary small remote country, with the support of sleepers or not, it is no big deal. The country that refuses to believe in the Holy Light is not only the Principality of Donglan. , In the world of Ashe where gods coexist, the God of Light is not the only god who can rule out dissidents.
But we just won this world-renowned war. During the war, there were even three miracles of true gods, one ascended and two fell. In addition to the tragic snow night tug of war, including elves, orcs The changes in the fate of all ethnic groups, no doubt this northern frozen soil has become the focus of the entire world.
With the participation of the two superpowers, Oran and the San Antonio Empire, the gold content of this tragic war has also been guaranteed, and the entire human society has seen a slight change in the North, but what follows is a little bit smaller. Trouble, the key point of the transformation of the North, the night of the return of the undead knights, has long been turned over by people with a heart.
The knights of eternal sleep came out of history, and the former bishop of Donglan who hindered his progress was scolded and even exiled by me. After that, the heroic spirit of the god of law came down, and the whole city turned into a place of miracles. This is a living myth. story.
In fact, this series of legendary stories has been sung by countless bards in taverns and roads. The undead knights who raised the remnant flag and lined the army array shocked and moved countless audiences, and enhanced Donglan's reputation. At the same time, it also indirectly excavated the forgotten past. Those heroic knights who were wronged and insulted naturally damaged the prestige of the Church of the Holy Church, which acted as the villain in the story.
Perhaps the church that has undergone several religious reforms is no longer the stupid, inefficient and arrogant aggregate it used to be, but most people don’t care about these subtle differences. Coupled with the help of the human kings who are dissatisfied with the divine power of the Holy Light, this slap is painful enough. If it is not still during the holy war, I am afraid that our troubles have come to the door.
I certainly don't regret what I did, but that doesn't mean I'm not afraid of trouble.
If we who expelled the Templar Church were destroyed in this war, then this story would have ended in self-destruction by an arrogant idiot, but we won, when other battlefields were in trouble , without the support of the Church of the Holy Church, and won the most incisively and vividly victory alone, then, those who are regarded as over-the-top idiots, who are slapped in the face, are naturally not on our side.
Between the odds, we took the Church of the Holy Church and swept their face severely. When I figured out all this, I was not happy, but broke out in a cold sweat.
"This time, it's a serious offense. If they are smeared from behind again, they don't need to do much. Just declare to all countries that Donglan is a heretical country, ask those who believe in the Holy Light to stay away from Donglan, and then let all countries stop and Donglan. This is equivalent to expelling Dong Lan from the entire human society, and we can’t afford it if we can’t support ourselves with food.”
To unite all forces during jihad? Based on my many years of experience of being scammed, never overestimate the foresight and moral bottom line of those high-ranking lords.
Take care of the overall situation? They can always give unimaginable instructions without being beaten or beaten by wind and rain. In history, there have been countless short-sighted and stupid things that no one could have predicted. As long as the gold and silver treasures in front of them are dazzling, they can betray and hang themselves. 's lock.
What? I think too much, have persecution paranoia? This is just an unlucky person who has too many pits. He never has too many expectations for the pig teammates. Every time I make the worst plan, it is usually the most correct plan.
Under this situation, I still have to carry out the undead industrial revolution under pressure. This is simply taking the initiative to put the hat of evil heresy on my head, but the time limit is short, so the reform that can explosively increase national strength will stop at all. Therefore, at a time when the Holy Church still occupies most of the faith in human society, we must eliminate their hostility. At least, before the end of the jihad, we must not stab us.
In order for my plan to go smoothly, I did send envoys after the war between the orcs, but it seems that the things I sent out were all the belongings left over from the past, which may be more valuable, but to me they are nothing. meaningless.
"The holy relic of the God of Light? How is it possible, I can't take it out even if I sell it."
Don't say I don't have it, even if it does, how can the really good things like holy relics and artifacts be willing to give away, and in the face of those gentlemen, even if they are sent out, I am afraid that those golden treasures are not useful.
"Could it be that they wrote and acted to ease the relationship between us. It is said that Carloma I has just succeeded, and it is said that the election is a bit of a fluke, and his position is still very unstable, which challenges the authority of the Holy Church Church. The incident was originally a difficulty for him, and if we deal with it so that we send heavy clothes softly, it will indeed be good news and a good omen for him."
But then, I dismissed the possibility.
"No, there is no need for him to cheat, and such risks are not proportional to the benefits. In their eyes, we are still not worth the weight of half a big country. It doesn't matter if they criticize this for a few months, and cheating for us is meaningless. , once the fraud is exposed, it will really hit him. Then, the so-called holy bath pool is probably true."
So, I asked about the specific appearance of the holy relic.
"It was a wooden barrel made of oak, which should have been handcrafted. It was the last bathing utensil that the God of Light used to wash away the mortal dust on his body before he ascended the throne."
Holy relics sound amazing and foreign, but in fact they are such boring things. They are either the evidences that carry important historical moments, or the living tools used when the true god was still a human being, infused with its breath. , What is the holy wooden barrel, the holy relic of the sleepless person also includes the little yellow duck holy pillow and the small raindrop gargle... Cough, it seems that something has been accidentally leaked.
But don't underestimate the power of holy relics because of this. The older the gods are, the fewer holy relics exist in the world, and the infusion of believers' countless prayers in the original force also makes these ancient existences truly possess incredible power. Perhaps he It is meaningless in the hands of the unrelated, but among the true believers, it represents the most devout faith and supreme power.
"A wooden bucket for bathing? I don't have any impression at all."
This gift is all my personal collection, many of which are savings from the Eternal Night Era, but there is indeed no wooden barrel in my memory. Even if I encounter a wooden barrel, it is impossible to put this thing in my collection.
"There are also some traces of the minions of huge beasts on it. It seems that some evil existence wants to destroy this treasure, but in the end it failed."
"Oh oh oh. It's that one, Po's dog food bowl..."
Halfway through speaking, I already remembered that something was wrong, so I covered my mouth, but it seemed that it was too late. Seeing how Sister Kelly was covering her chest now, it was like a heart attack, not that the wood elves would not suffer from it. Is it a natural disease...
"The last holy relic of the God of Holy Light, the supreme holy relic in the hearts of countless Holy Light believers, you are holding dog food... Don't let any Holy Light believers know, or the second holy war is just around the corner. , the newly born country of Lan must not perish again for such ridiculous reasons!"
Well, for the first time, I know that gentle wood elves can roar too.
In fact, I can't blame it. I knew that it was a holy relic. Back then, I fought a full-scale war with the Church of the Holy Church. After the Ice Age, there was really not much left behind. Later, when I was cleaning the battlefield, I saw that The wooden barrel was unscathed, and it seemed to be very solid. Thinking that Bao always accidentally shredded his food bowl, he used it directly as a dog food bowl.
Back then, when the Church of Sanctuary organized a coalition to attack the Eternal Night Legion, it was probably a big man who found the holy relic as a trump card. As a result, once the forbidden curse was put down, the master died first, and this became a trophy.
"But how did I send it out... Oh, there are too many messy gifts, so I just found a wooden barrel and packed it and sent it out. It turns out that the wooden barrel is the most valuable. Oh, it's a big loss."
Before I could finish speaking, I was surprised to find that Kelly fell down clutching her chest. It seemed that the wood elf who never got sick really had a heart attack.
"Sister Kelly, don't scare me! If you have a bad heart, tell me earlier!"
"I'm angry with you! Can you be more careful?"
I thought for a while, then nodded proudly.
"Yes, I think I still have room to go further."
"Don't laugh so proudly! No one praises you!"