"Our goal? No moths... no gentlemen!"
Above the square, my anger has turned into substance, and the city management team and knights below also responded loudly to my call.
On the temporary wooden platform, there are banners I wrote, and the calligraphy that penetrates the paper shows my resentment and will.
On the left is - "Crack down on Gentlemen Perverts!"
On the right is - "Concentrate on purifying the atmosphere of the city!"
The horizontal criticism is - "Death to the sad wind."
Well, let's not delve into whether this couplet rhymes or not, and whether the pair is asymmetrical, or how Bei Feng, who should be still on the earth element plane, was shot while lying down, but when I wrote it in front of everyone The last four words, the cheers that filled the sky already explained everything.
"Death to the sad wind!"
The hat was flying, her hands were waving, and even an elf sister was so excited that she threw her underwear into the air. Listening to the cheers from the bottom of her heart, this is the performance of morale. Seeing the scene in front of me, I Can not help but sigh.
"The human heart is available, but sadly the wind is not there."
It's a pity for me. If Beifeng is here, using his sacrificial flag can boost morale more than anything. If you want to crusade the gentlemen, what can boost morale more than cutting Beifeng before the battle.
"Kill all those sad winds!"
Did this sister make a mistake... Beifeng can't be equated with perverted, wait, it seems to be true, sad wind is definitely bigger than the biggest concept that the word pervert can contain.
"I've seen them unhappy for a long time! My mother bought a bottle of whitening potion and used it for three days... Don't look at me like that, how many times have I said it, I'm not a dark elf, I'm a highland human, and it's a little bit sunbathing It's not normal to think a little bit more."
Isn't this sister a dark elf? This black man can't see his facial features clearly, so it's no wonder that other people will admit their mistakes.
"Crazy-clothed maniacs and streaking perverts, wait for the old lady!" It seems that this person is also a victim with a painful experience. Now he is wrapped in double iron, he should feel very safe.
Looking at the new city management knights who are gnashing their teeth, I am still talking nonsense, such high morale and anger, then, close the door! Let go of the dog... Go on a mission!
"Let's go! Don't say anything extra, whether it's a current criminal or a habitual offender, kill them all for me. Those key targets are brought back directly to me no matter what they are doing."
Looking at the mad dogs rushing out in front of me... Successful knights, I nodded my head with satisfaction, as expected, the newly formed city management knights centered on the city management knights of Sulphur Mountain City, with strong morale and strong combat effectiveness, the most important thing is to deal with the group The assholes are experienced enough to not let them get away.
"The task of the first brigade is to purify the market order. Captain Yawen leads the team, and the most important target is the Beyer brothers who sell fake drugs. Those bastards actually recommended their 'safety brand' engineering tools and Alchemy potion, know how long it took me to explain, isn't that the bomb and poison that murdered them? Selling fakes has become a diplomatic matter, it's too much, take care of those bastards for me!"
After Diana went to find her own way of faith, Yawen, who was once her deputy, became the leader of the urban management knights, and after the recruitment of the backbone this time, she also brought more than half of the urban management knights to Defende.
Before they got used to the sun, they mainly carried out security patrols at night. The reason why they chose to carry out intensive rectification activities today is that today is a cloudy day, and our manpower is relatively sufficient.
Even though there is very little sunlight now, they still look very scary. Most of their bodies are completely covered, and they wear goblin full-closed gas masks on their heads. Like steam is boiling.
The cute girl suddenly turned into a strange uncle. I felt uncomfortable looking at it. Fortunately, it was not hot in winter, so I could barely support it, but it was still very inconvenient.
"The special equipment needs to be taken care of. If you need the manpower and materials, you can use the unfortunate people caught in this operation as coolies and wallets."
Originally, although most of them were female men full of dirty jokes, at least the female elves who looked good were like monsters and monsters coming out of the abyss, but their strength and experience were the most trustworthy... Well, I admit to accepting There have been many complaints about them, such as scaring a few bear children and so on.
"The task of the second team is to control the atmosphere. Momo and Catherine, seeing the group of people who have no clothes, who tear people's clothes, and those who wear clothes are more obscene than no clothes. Well, it is the muscles of Peel and Omar. You bastards, get them all back. Do you know how many complaints we can get every day? With this mosaic spray gun, whenever you see something lewd, give me a mosaic!"
high tech? It's just black oil, it's all black, and it's more mosaic than "Holy Light".
"Team 3, your task is contraband, especially the books and pictures that describe too much intercourse between the opposite sex. Well, I won't go into details, you all understand. By the way, books and pictures depicting same-sex relationships will be added to the crime. …”
The tasks were assigned one by one, and I smiled with satisfaction as I watched the city management knights file out.
The new city management unit is also expected to be the only permanent city defense unit in Defende. Their members are very diverse, including rookie knights and rookie hunters who have just come out of several new trainees, as well as backbones from the underground world, and some others. A native of Defende, there are even neutral mercenaries who volunteer to join the military.
Due to the existence of the "City of Innocence", as long as enough legal professions are maintained, Defende is, in a sense, an infallible city that cannot be conquered, and the headquarters of the Church of the Law has been relocated here... says To tell the truth, if the orc war was fought in the present Defende, the war would be over soon.
Then, since there is no need for much defensive combat power, it is a waste to keep the Royal Knights as the Praetorian Guards and the City Defense Forces as the city defenders. Therefore, I reorganized them through the military department, and put the city defense and public order together. All tasks were handed over to the city defense management unit, um, still referred to as "city management."
"This name is so dirty, and this short name is even weirder." This was Eliza's complaint.
"Hmph, you don't understand, this name can ward off evil spirits! Three thousand city officials will flatten the world, everyone is worried, and ghosts hide."
Under my "willingness", this city management brigade named by me has become my most loyal minion.
The task given to them is very simple, that is, classified law enforcement. For those who are only causing trouble and looking for trouble and detained for a period of time according to the law, if they are marked as a felony by the "City of Innocence", they are the law enforcement officers on the scene. What spies, they are counterintelligence personnel.
And in order to strengthen the power of the new urban management, I specifically selected a batch of top-level combat power from the four halls and one courtyard of the legal system of Sulphur Mountain City. With these gold, legendary magic spells, and fair knights, I don't believe that anyone can turn the sky.
And it is precisely because in the Miraculous Land of the Sleepless, the legal profession will be greatly enhanced, and more than half of the urban management knights I have chosen are from the legal profession.
But according to convention, in order to perform rescue and ambulance tasks, the Holy Light occupation should also have a certain ratio. Unfortunately, from the current grouping, even the most basic configuration is far from enough.
Perhaps it should be said that the impact of the expulsion of the church branch of the church is indeed becoming more and more obvious.
Since all-round elites are hard to find, let’s look for more talented people who can do the best. Finally, after careful selection, the entire city management force actually has more than 70,000 people, which can be called city management. There is a large army, and each brigade has its own resident area. Today, only about 10,000 backbones are recruited to participate in the special operation.
This time, even if it is necessary to sort out the urban atmosphere, it is a collective training, let me see the combat effectiveness of the new urban management troops.
Soon, with the help of other urban management officers and "enthusiastic citizens", the streets and alleys staged a scene-by-scene chase.
"Brothers, it's too much to deceive people. We fought with them... people?"
The newly arrived Sword Demon has obviously not figured out the key to fighting the city management. When he was about to charge, his brothers had disappeared without a trace. of surrendered.
"Fighting together, we didn't commit a serious crime. If we were caught, we would be imprisoned for a few days and fined. If we resisted, we would be beaten to death."
One by one, the unfortunate people were pulled out, and the contraband was already piled up on the mountain, and soon I found that the square could not be put down.
"Sixty boxes of medicines with unknown properties, most of which don't even know the effect of the manufacturer... Olivia, you are truly a genius to even prepare medicines with unknown effects."
Olivia is a master at improving and innovating medicines, but a successful improvement often means the accumulation of hundreds of failures. As independent operators, they step on the borderline to deal with failed products and sell them with a new name. Cost recovered.
I have heard about the crazy alchemist potion. After drinking it, the effect is completely random, but it is often extremely powerful and extremely cheap. Many adventurers have bought some potions as life-threatening potions in times of despair. The guy drank a bottle and spit out a mouthful of dragon breath.
"Oh, actually I'm not as good as you said."
I also laughed when I saw Olivia, the ace alchemist who tried to disguise herself as a silly girl, and her master, Silver Hook Bea, who tried to reduce her presence.
"Hehe, I won't hold you accountable if you drink it. Otherwise, according to the new laws and regulations, a fine of ten times the value of the goods will be fined. ... Digging a groove, you actually drink it."
I underestimated the goblin's obsession with gold coins. Before he finished speaking, the silver hook had already slammed into the medicine box, and his young apprentice was still pulling him hard.
"Stop drinking, teacher, if you drink too much of the failed product, you will die!"
"My money is my life. If I don't drink it, I will die. If I drink it, it may save my life!"
Looking at the goblin master alchemist who is turquoise and white, I am once again amazed by the infinite limit of goblins. Although I know that this medicine probably won't drink to the dead (they dare not sell it if it can drink the dead), but what happens after drinking it I really don't know.
"Come on, half of you, half of me!"
"Wait... Gollum!"
And Silver Hook Bea, who had been dyed into a colorful goblin, rolled his eyes, thinking that it is better to drink alone than two, and actually pulled his apprentice to drink together.
Various potions poured into the girl's mouth, and this time, it was the alchemist's turn to enjoy his whimsical product.
"Transformation potion, clone potion, cunning fox's wisdom potion, wolf-like potion, and all of them are improved versions. Tsk tsk tsk, maybe it's possible to become a giant fox with nine tails."
Although I plan to negotiate a deal with them, I have a large order to entrust to Olivia's workshop, but I'm not in a hurry. Let these guys learn a lesson first, or who knows what they can do in the future .
"Fortunately, I didn't choose to be an alchemist back then."
My little knight's squire, Catherine, watched her senior sister suddenly turn red and green, suddenly have two more rabbit ears, suddenly more fox tails, suddenly become furry, and suddenly start to fall off again Mao, I couldn't help but feel a little scared.
She was fortunate that she chose to become a knight in the end, otherwise, she would have also become a member of Olivia's team.
And my next goal is the focus of this trend. Those damn bastard painters, bad booksellers, and even the sages have begun to collect bad books. This evil trend must be stopped.
I flipped through the piles of books, picked one to open, and read two...
"Crack." Then I just closed it.
"Is it fun to draw two men hugging each other?"
"It's boring, but it's very profitable." The strong man named Tam, Gao Damuna, doesn't look like a bad bookseller at all, but he is indeed the largest local wholesaler of bad books. At this time, facing my coercion and questioning, but very calm.
"Is there any other type, such as normal..."
"Yes, but not many. These are our main amateurs."
I'm a little strange. Under normal circumstances, men also have the desire to buy. How can they sell this kind of book specially.
"This year is not a disaster year. If men have needs, they will find ways to solve them. Drinking flower wine or something is not a crime. Besides, the spending power of otaku is not as high as that of rotten women. The text above is as quiet as a lady, buying this kind of book is a shelf-by-shelf, more willing than a man."
"Look, I'm not selling merchandise, I'm selling dreams, and everyone has their own needs, they."
Suddenly, Tam showed a wretched smile.
"If your lord wishes, I also have a special version here. Both male and female protagonists can be ordered, brothers, fathers and sons, sisters, brothers and sisters... See your expression, don't you like the special ones, blonde loli, big breasted royal sister... "
Silently put down the book, clapped his hands, and then everyone around threw the torches at the pile of books.
"My dream of conquering the world with a little yellow book! My children, you murderers!"
Although the content of Tam's roar was a bit strange, many people around understood the man's words and the blood and tears that came from the bottom of their hearts.
"It turned out to be a gentleman (perverted) again, and we will focus on marking in the future."
Hmph, do I look like someone who can be bribed so easily? If I have to bribe, I have to keep it private. At this time, everyone is staring at me. If I nod my head, it means that I am also a pervert. Besides, I am What kind of identity, if you want to get books, do you still need a bookseller
So, I activated the contact device.
"Adam, have you got it?"
"Well, there are quite a few treasures in stock. I threw all the female ones to the city management and asked them to bring them over and burn them. The male ones were half of us."
"I'll give you three, or I'll tell Margaret. By the way, let me pick first."
"You bastard, I am..."
No matter how he complained about the threat, I just replied 'Tell Margaret' to him, Adam could only submit The treasures I buckled soon belonged to me, and I was in a much better mood.
And before he was happy for a few minutes, on the other side, Adam's exclamation suddenly came out.
"Margaret, Eliza, how do you know..."
Well, I don’t need to say more about the rest, just hearing these two names, I knew that Adam’s guy had messed up again. Either his whereabouts were tracked, or someone had informed him. In order to avoid getting burned, I immediately Cut off contact between the two sides.
"Next!"
Thinking of the treasures that are destined to be separated forever before I get them, the inexplicable resentment makes me roar from the bottom of my heart.
But this time the opponent gave me some headaches.
Black hooded robes, sickles, wooden crosses, and flaming torches, isn't this the standard configuration of the Torch Festival parade, and the symbol "FFF" behind the black robe has explained everything.
"His Royal Highness, this is the FFF group, a cult organization that we have just closed down. They plan to launch a terrorist attack code-named 'Long Live the Bachelor, Dog Men and Women Go Yes', to carry out indiscriminate attacks on couples at the Peace Day ceremonies."
"No, it's not indiscriminate, our FFF group is attacking dogs and men, never attacking true love!"
"The difference between true love and dog men and women? Do you know the difference?"
"A girl who is ugly and scary is true love, and a beautiful girl is a dog man and woman!"
Well, this tidy and consistent roar has been resounding through the sky. Their straightforwardness has made me lose the courage to defend them. Those glaring eyes show that they really think so.
Yes, it was them, not one was caught in front of them. The more than 30 FFF backbones in black robes were sitting together. No matter how you looked at them, they were all super cult organizations. It is said that this is a backbone meeting. De, should I be proud that I created this weird society.
"Even if you execute us, the torch of jihad will not go out!"
"Our wars never end. Valentine's Day is a barbecue day, Qixi is a holy war day, Singles Day is a day when dogs and girls die, and Christmas at the end of the year is the final battle day. Our members come from all over the world!"
"Perhaps the short-term victory belongs to you, but the eternal glory belongs to the FFF group, kill me one, and the later ones."
"Idiot! Our cause is just!"
Looking at this group of brave warriors who sacrificed their lives, not only did I burst into tears, I thought I would just let them go, but the sword-like eyes behind me stabbed me in pain.
So, I tried to figure out a way to keep them from being physically damaged and get a punishment that satisfies others.
"Tie them up in the grove of Arya Park, um, that is the dating sanctuary known as Love Park, and find a few couples to show their love in front of them, so they can only watch..."
"Kill me!"
"There is such a terrible punishment in this world, you devil!"
Hey, in fact, I'm really a good person, why don't everyone understand me.
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"To shut up!"