There was a little anger on the delicate face of the girl, and under the brows of the sword were heroic pupils, the sapphire-like eyes and the baby-like pink skin were the perfect match, just by staring at the scenery she painted. Calm down.
Twelve or thirteen-year-old girls don't have obvious curves yet. The slender ponytail adds a little boyishness to her. She stands tall and straight with strong feet. It seems that she has really received combat training. Soft as it looks.
The long sword on the waist of the pink armor is inlaid with gems and patterns, which is obviously valuable, but the thin sword, which is also exquisite in the category of works of art, is obviously not suitable for the battlefield, and there are two nondescript battle flags behind it. At that time, she was wearing a gorgeous dress, but she pouted her mouth and was full of dissatisfaction.
"Pfft, Roland, it really suits you. The beautiful Princess Peach. Hahaha!"
"You too, this dress suits you so well. Maid Yanini."
At this time, Adam was wearing a black and white maid outfit with a golden wig. The skirt of the maid outfit seemed to cover his thick thighs, but it was impossible to cover up his appearance. Harlequinized.
After the mutual loss, Adam and I glared at each other. He took out the broom, and I took out the decorative rapier. The accumulated dissatisfaction was about to erupt, and the two of them were about to fight, but an angry rebuke came from behind.
"It's going to be on stage soon, and the costumes are broken, so you can perform with your real names."
The two looked at each other, their faces were full of wry smiles, and they were all discouraged. They were both unlucky bastards who were put on fire. What else could they earn
"At least I'm better than you. I know it's a man's spoof when I look like this."
Well, it seems that some people still find it interesting, obviously wearing a maid costume and applying lipstick, still puffing up his biceps, showing off his muscles to show his so-called masculinity.
"Well, be careful if you're recognized, it'll be more interesting. Tomorrow's headline 'Jing · Red Lotus Hero Has Transvestite!'"
"Then we'll die together! I'll say that the star of this 'Princess Peach Adventure Tan' is you Roland!"
"Oh, do you think anyone will believe it?"
"Ha, do you think I look like this, does anyone believe me?"
The moment I looked in the mirror just now, I was frightened by the beautiful woman inside, but at this moment, blood was dripping from the bottom of my heart.
In front of you is the square outside the Defende Grand Theater. In order to welcome the Peace Day celebration, the royal family will hold a large-scale fantasy drama "Princess Peach Adventure Tan", which can be watched by any citizen for free. The locals who entertained were very tempting. In just three or four hours, the square was already full of spectators.
Well, let's be honest, for some reason, we accidentally committed public anger, and as a result, in order to calm some people's anger, we were forced to change into costumes and became the main actor and the hero of the scene. …
"Why am I the heroine, and this guy is just a background and a trick! He doesn't have any lines at all, this distinction is too obvious."
"That's because we punish him instead of the audience, look at what he looks like... As for you, it's because you are the main offender as always, and don't think that no one knows about the earth element plane, you think these days If I don't go home, will I be able to calm down slowly? Let's perform well, otherwise... Hehe, you know."
Eliza's sneer is right in her ears, and her more malicious behavior is that the editor of this drama is herself. I'm afraid, she is ready for revenge, and she even hijacked despicably. hostage.
"Oh. No! Please let the kids go! They're innocent!"
"Look at your performance. Hmph, I really don't know how men like that kind of thing, it's just some fake..."
"No, it's not a fake product, it's real art, it's a perfect art derived from life and higher than reality, it's a treasure that countless male compatriots dream of, do you know how much effort I spent to get them, It is my savings of more than a hundred years, the painstaking work of countless masters of different eras, and the only art treasure in the world!"
Hearing this, Adam was also shocked.
"... No wonder it's so familiar. The last time you shared with me 'The lustful earl and his thirty-six concubines', is it the masterpiece of the classical landscape painting master 170 years ago? His style is so unique, he actually Did you also draw character paintings? Or comic strips!"
"It's still you who know what you are doing. It took me more than two months to get rid of the bandits who threatened him. For the sake of my hard work, he agreed to make an exception for me. How about it? It's great!"
"It's more than a compliment! It's invincible in the world! I really didn't expect that the thick ink artistic conception of landscape painting would have such a good effect on a beautiful woman, and it actually turned it into a real person with a flat surface. It's lifelike! Margaret is him The loyal fans of her, and there are two treasures in the family, if she knows that you actually let the master paint these... For these children, she must not let her know!"
"Hmph, art should serve real life in the first place. It is a disease to say that one's self-esteem and lack of fundamentals are a kind of disease. It is obviously that the creative works are separated from life and no one likes them, and they also criticize the audience for their poor level of appreciation.
"I always feel that you are inexplicably hacking something... Could it be that all of your premium products come from this way?"
"Of course, each one is a super treasure that has stood the test of time, and it is the crystallization of the lifelong talents of those masters. It is all my blood pressure."
"Roland, you are the real man!"
Adam, who ignored the fuss, looked at Eliza in a pleasing manner, hoping that she would look at these irreversible masterpieces in the history of art, and open the door.
"Please let these children go. They are more important than my life. If you have anything, just come at me."
But the demon girl smiled, and the smile was sweet and cold.
"... Artwork? Is it something more important than life? You really deserve to be single for the rest of your life."
Then Eliza turned around angrily and left, but the threat remained.
"Want those things back? Yes, it depends on the level of performance you're waiting for. This time I wrote a script specially for you, so enjoy it."
"That year, the Sabah Demon King from Ghost Island swept the world with ghost soldiers, and our hero, Princess Peach, was determined to drive away the Demon King and embark on a journey alone..."
Even though my heart is full of unease, the narration on stage and the applause of the audience are urging me to come on stage.
Finally, I reviewed the lines. It seems to be a magical modified version of "The Legend of Momotaro". It is the fairy tale that I told Eliza the most when I was a child. , Thinking of this, I also feel a little relieved.
"Wow, what a beautiful little sister!"
"...a bit like Princess Renee, but younger than her, a distant relative of hers?"
Taking a deep breath, ignoring the interference in front of him, he took out the decorative sword and said the lines he had prepared.
"Hey, the Sabah Demon King is too powerful. I can't defeat him alone. Are there no other warriors willing to help me?"
"...As long as you give me the bunting, I am willing to be your subordinate and join you in the crusade against the Demon King!"
Here, according to the development of the plot, Princess Peach will collect monkeys, dogs, and chickens successively. It seems that Eliza has not messed around. This should be the first "monkey" to appear.
While sighing, I turned to look at the place where the sound came from.
"puff!"
It was a tall figure, even blocking the sunlight above my head, and all I could see in front of me was the golden muscle that exuded an oily brilliance.
It was a super strong man wearing only thongs, and each bodybuilding action was staged one by one. The flashing muscles evaporated sweat in the sun, making people feel hot when they looked at it, and at this time, there was a fascinated blush on his delicate face. .
"I'm so happy to be able to play opposite my father, Omar, Omar, Omar!"
The sturdy man with a strong back and clear eyes couldn't help roaring in excitement. The muscles all over his body were still twitching in disgust. I silently took two steps back and drew my sword again.
"Ha ha."
Yes, no matter how I look at it, the person in front of me is a pervert. He is the highest authority in the Ciro Empire. I did invite him to participate in the celebration. I didn't expect him to give me a "surprise" as soon as he came.
Omar has a monkey tail added to the back of his pants and a strange monkey-eared hat. It seems that he is the "monkey general" in this scene.
"Ah! What is that!"
"Mom, there is Superman!"
"Baby, darling, don't point at him, that's not a superman, it's a pervert. If you meet on the street in the future, remember to call the city management."
"... I'm blind! Is there really no good stuff for free? Is it too late to retreat now?"
It's just the appearance of Omar, just the huge contrast created by the handsome young man's face under the strong muscles, which makes the bottom wailing.
I almost understand. Maybe the plot is normal and the lines are normal, but if the actors are a group of gentlemen, then this drama is beyond common sense from the beginning.
But at this time, it is difficult to ride a tiger, so let's just go on acting like this.
So, after a few minutes, I wasn't surprised to see the big druid with wings and beak.
"God Feifei? Well, at least he remembers wearing clothes. There's still progress."
"No, father, look carefully, his 'clothes' and 'trousers' are all feathers, made by himself, as expected of Ah Ying, he is actually naked on the stage, and he is so naturally accepted by the world, as expected He is a super artist of the Buffalo School!"
I almost feel different people's deviations in art, and Eliza's mood when she heard me say this just now.
Helpless, according to the requirements of the plot, after taking off the shirt and throwing it to the 'chicken', we continue to embark on the journey of crusade against the devil.
"Gathering two partners, Princess Peach and the evil spirits fought fiercely, but with only the three of them, their strength was still insufficient, and when they were most troubled, in a small village, she encountered to my most loyal retainer..."
I nodded. Now that there are chickens and monkeys, the rest are naturally dogs. I hope the guy who plays 'Hachiro' will not be too outrageous this time.
"...The Bull Demon King from another world!"
"puff!"
I still underestimated someone's desire for revenge, and the enlightened expression ushered in an even more pitiful development. The Supreme Bishop of the Law Church came on the stage with a bronze mask as a friendly appearance. He looked the same as the other two. Fortunately, he still remembered Wearing briefs.
"lb!"
The three pairs of big hands were clasped together, and the flames were burning in the three pairs of big eyes, but all of my eyes were full of shiny muscle sticks.
"brother!"
"Dude!"
"muscle!"
The three bases under the moon... The three brothers were formed at this time, the flame of friendship ignited among the three, and the sweat waving with the taste of youth, the people below have begun to flee in despair and screams, this must be done Who wants to watch a drama that is watched by their lives? At this point, everyone knows that the next development will be terrible.
"Cough cough."
I tried my best to suppress the urge to vomit blood. Now that I've played it to this point, no matter how stupid it is, let's finish it.
"Muscle bombing!"
A certain big guy jumped up and bombarded the poor knight with his pectoral muscles (royal knight friendly cameo).
"Bull Demon Hug!"
A certain streaking mad cow hugged the two poor dragon sets B and dragon sets C, and the two who were almost suffocated cast their eyes on me for help, but at this time, I just wanted to hide in the corner of the stage and shiver.
"Feather Projection!"
The "God Chicken Feifei" who threw his feathers to attack his opponent was naked again and laughed even more happily, while his opponent rolled off the stage happily. As soon as he got off the stage, he started to celebrate his successful escape. sky.
There are three gentlemen in this month, what the hell, monsters, they are all killed in seconds, the only side effect...
"The ghost brothers are so pitiful..."
"Three perverts are too strong, uh, so disgusting."
"The leader of the middle, Mr. D, surrender now. You can't blame you for not working hard. It's because your opponent is too outrageous."
"Bastard! Unleash that ghost!"
Well, the audience below the stage actually began to sympathize with the evil ghost army. Under the hard work of the three generals, Princess Peach and her three servants had become the evil party before they knew it.
"Ya... Yanini, your end has come! Ha, do you think you can escape my eyes by pretending to be an ordinary village maid? Evil ghost army female spy, who is your identity?"
With the roar, I slashed at the corner of the wall with a sword, and the figure who was trying to reduce his presence was pulled out from the background.
"boom!"
The sword and the broom collided, and we exchanged our grudges.
"You don't have my role, yet you actually changed your lines. It's enough for you to die. What do you do by pulling me out?"
"Want to live alone? Don't think about it!"
Well, the "Princess Peach" and "Maid Spy" on the stage competed in swordsmanship.
"What a powerful swordsmanship!"
"Although I don't understand it, it seems to be very powerful and interesting!"
"Come on! Ghost Army, kill those three perverts!"
"Maid, don't lose!"
In the midst of chaos, the plot has ushered in a new turning point again. The villain, the big BOSS, the Sabah ghost prince, appeared. As soon as he opened his mouth, the whole world became calm.
"Ah, as a pacifist, it is really sad to see the scene in front of you, by the way, I have my attention to solve all this... Lovely Princess Peach, please marry me, I will make you happy. As long as We become one family, and there will be no more disputes in this world."
"Eliza! What are you doing!"
Seeing Eliza with devil horns appearing in a prince costume, the appearance of bowing to propose marriage made my vest go cold.
"I… "
My mind has gone blank, director, what the hell is going on with this script.
What's next? yes? Or fight by plot? God, the lines are not written.
"No, Princess Peach belongs to my necrophilic prince!"
Well, the sudden appearance of the pumpkin cart brought a new whirlwind, and the appearance of Prince Amela in an evening dress caused countless exclamations, and when she was also half-kneeling to propose marriage, the The black cat was already rolling wildly with laughter.
"No. Sister Peach belongs to my Apple Princess! As long as there is true love, it doesn't matter if we are blood-related sisters!"
"Renée! Why are you mortal girl here to join in the fun!"