At this time, it was noon on the second day of the celebration, and the next day's activities were already scheduled, but I had just woken up.
After playing last night, I was dragged by Xiaohong and Adam to drink again. As a result, it was a riot all night long. The result of being drunk and staying up all night is that my head hurts to death now.
But unfortunately, as the planner of the celebration, the documents in the office have accumulated like a mountain, but I finally did not escape, and was caught by Eliza.
The parade of floats that is more despised than anyone else has ended. The winner is the random group sent by the Shiro Empire. Their muscle opera and the ensemble of the sound of death will instantly kill the audience until they reach the end. , The float has become a moving gravel mountain, and no one can be seen.
"There are so many people who like my singing. Sure enough, art does not distinguish between races and national borders. Last time, it was my stage fright that caused my poor performance. Well, I will hold a performance in the square next week."
"Really, really, so enthusiastic! I am so touched, I have decided that every day I am in Defende, the Omar fitness classroom is open for free. If you want to learn fitness and square dancing with me, tomorrow morning Be early at six o'clock, and be at the Peace Day Square."
The news came out that in just one afternoon, the house prices and rents around the square dropped by a third directly. It seems that square dancers and wandering singers disturb the people, no matter which incident is the same.
And the complaints received after that piled up. "Stop that evil banshee howl, ah, ah, my head", "ah, ah, my kryptonite dog eyes. Blind, all blind", " Burn a dog man and a woman to death, but true love doesn't burn! This is a perfect match... Ah, let's be honest, let's match them together, don't let them come out and harm other people", "Chop your hands, I want to chop your hands. !"... It seems that there is something strange mixed in, um, don't go into it.
Although there are a lot of complaints, there are also some interesting returns "What an interesting uncle of the undead, he can also play flying high (throwing it up and then next, with Omar's arm strength, it is not difficult to fly a few dozen meters high) , but according to reports, the parents of the children were paralyzed with fear)", "All the scales are not in tune, this is the first time I feel ashamed of being an elf, I can ask the undead prince not to corrupt the elves. Yong's reputation?", "It's very interesting, I hope to hold such events again next year. I'm already thinking about next year's floats."
Although there are a lot of complaints, it is not all useless, at least the high-level undead who retain their shortcomings and personal emotions have a little more humanity, which has shortened the distance between the two sides.
At this time, I have no time to deal with these things, and new troubles are already in front of me.
"Due to someone's arbitrary actions, more than 20 events such as the Death Crown Amusement Park and the Pot Belly King Competition were added all at once. In addition to the crowd that exceeded expectations, the scale of the various activities of the celebration ceremony also far exceeded expectations. The result is today. By noon the next day, we had a big deficit in our finances."
"It is expected to overspend by 1.2 million gold coins. If you can't find a solution as soon as possible, I am afraid you will have to pay for the construction of the city next spring or the wages of the royal family's hired personnel... I personally suggest that you shorten the celebration program. This is a fundamental solution. The way to the problem!"
Ah, what a familiar cross-brow and cold pair of eyebrows, looking down under the gold-rimmed glasses as if they could speak - "Enough of you, stop doing new shows, this birthday party is already annoying enough. Let's Take a break."
Well, it turns out that Eliza has said it directly, although what she said seems to make sense, but...
"It's a good thing to say, but... it's pointless! Don't think about it! No one can stop me from taking a vacation, this time the schedule is already scheduled for next month!"
While gnashing my teeth and insisting on my opinion, I waited for Eliza's fierce rebuttal, but suddenly, the demon girl pushed her glasses, the iceberg thawed, and exited the "ghost-grandma mode", nodding unexpectedly.
"Okay, then let's find a solution together. At least first clarify the recent funding model of the celebration."
"... Why is it so easy to talk all of a sudden, is there a conspiracy? In other words, I'm not immortal now. Let's forget about exploding toilets and shoe cabinet cutters."
I won't be fooled again. Every time Eliza's anger is erupted, she will suddenly become more harmonious to reduce my vigilance, but the more gentle, the more deadly the following revenge will be.
Hearing this, Eliza was silent, staring at me silently for a long time, and I felt a little hairy when I saw it before continuing.
"... It seems that some things can't be blamed on you, and I seem to have gone too far. No, since I was taught by you, it's still your fault, it's all your fault. But this time, don't worry, I don't have any additional plans, well, not for the time being... "
Eliza shook her head. There seems to be some hesitation.
"I'm sorry, although I don't know where I got you, it's all my fault! Please let go of the children who are still detained by you."
Since I didn't directly trouble me, I would definitely get my revenge elsewhere. Thinking of my treasures that were still under the control of the devil, I immediately and decisively chose to surrender.
"No, it seems that I just need to reflect... I finally remember it now, you used to run out at this time of the year to play pranks alone, come home alone in the middle of the night, and find fault when you come back. So this is your birthday celebration. Is there a way? I exchanged my short-term happiness by making others unhappy. Is it so lonely? I was negligent before, and I'm really sorry."
"Ah. It's nothing like that, don't apologize, and don't look at me with such sympathetic eyes, I'm not an old widow who was despised and forgot my birthday! I won't light birthday candles and eat birthday cake alone, and more I won't let everyone forget my birthday and find someone to piss off."
This time, it was Eliza's turn to be surprised. It was a random guess, but it was still true.
"It turns out to be true, it's too childish."
"You lied to me!"
Right now, there is a lot of chaos. When you calm down, business is imminent, and lack of money is a big trouble.
"Otherwise, try to extort money from the Church of the Holy Church. How can I say that I and their boss are also allies, and I have given a title of saint, so it shouldn't be difficult to exchange some money."
"... You don't know whether it's true or false, you don't know, your current reputation among the clergy has reached a certain level, just find a Holy Light Church and say that Roland is here, and there are more than a dozen priests and Paladins dancing. Come out and beat people. Besides, your great deed of rejecting the title of Saint of the Holy Church has spread all over the city, and most people say that you don’t know how to live or die, and you don’t know how to praise, such a good opportunity was wasted.”
Eliza said, and nodded contentedly. Obviously, Eliza herself is one of the most people. If she has the title of saint, many things will be more convenient, but obviously Roland is still relatively calm most of the time. His mind immediately overheats when he encounters the Holy Church, and it is difficult to take back a decision already made.
The past is meaningless, let's look forward, so Eliza said.
"However, some people admire your courage and dare to discredit the church. At this time, you turn to find them? Are you going to bow your head to admit your mistake or continue to provoke? If it is the former, you are completely shameless. Understood, please don't refresh the lower limit, if it's the latter, then it's better to just start a war, so you don't want to cause trouble."
I opened my mouth, but in the end I didn't say anything. If I can exchange money by bowing my head, it's okay to do it, but according to my understanding of my ability to mock, if I come to the door, no matter what I originally planned to do, 99% of the time it will evolve. become the latter.
"Your arms deal? Wasn't it a success?"
"Auction is not a one-off event. How can you sell for a good price if you don't have enough appetite. Their spies should go all over the city now, and when they finally find some clues and get nothing, it's time for us to bid. ."
"Aren't you afraid that they will actually get your technology?"
"That's basically impossible. I have Best personally guard the area of the technicians. All entry and exit personnel must be approved, and outsiders can't enter at all. If they want to find the real thing, I can't find it. How can they find it? ."
It's not that I don't want to show the new magic mechanics products in the military parade, but in the last war, the finished products were basically lost. Those Roland Titans were all destroyed, and the final explosion was very dazzling. The little orcs, the small airship didn't come back... It should be said that it is the product of the goblin's intervention, why does it seem to end with an explosion.
"Next time, don't install the self-destruct button. I feel that as long as this thing is designed, it will be used sooner or later. It's like saying 'although the opponent is very strong, at least I have the confidence to die together' before going to the battlefield. It's super unlucky." The person who said this immediately changed from a supporting role to a cannon fodder, and most of them could only kill themselves."
The more I talk, the more I feel, it seems that I have touched the truth.
"There is only one truth... I just want to say this line. Well, let's be serious, let's analyze it from the heart. There is a red button in front of you every day, and there is an arrow on it. You don’t want to press it, but the more you don’t allow it, the more you want to press it. In the end, even if you don’t have the chance, you can’t stand the temptation… Did you press it, or did you press it with both hands, or did you press it hard with both hands.”
"...Please don't compare your habitual handicraft with those warriors who sacrificed their lives. If those engineers and drivers who are working overtime hear this, they will definitely go on strike collectively. At that time, they will have to raise their wages and keep people. Damn it. By the way, my salary? I don't seem to have been paid from you."
A good boss has to get used to acting stupid on unimportant things, at least ignoring the complaints and emotions of his subordinates, so I took a sip of tea and turned my eyes to the outside.
"Eliza, the black tea is getting better and better. The weather is really nice today."
"Thank you for the compliment... But it's green tea specially prepared for you, and the weather is not at all bad. It's raining and snowing outside. Even if it's perfunctory, please be more sincere."
We know that since we can't solve it now, let's put it down for the time being.
"Oh, oh, I remembered. Adam said that he was going to play tennis today. It should be almost time, and we have to leave soon."
"Is that the killer tennis tournament where you have already made an appointment with your partner? I heard that your partner is still a beauty who admires you. He also said that the measurements are 110, 80, 100, with big buttocks, big breasts, and a tall stature. He is far better than me in every aspect. The end plate of the next line"
Well, I vaguely know why I was dragged off the bed in the morning, and the familiar cold light in the eyes clearly showed that someone was on the verge of going wild.
"Ahem, don't talk nonsense! How could it be? I'm a good person, how could it be who is spreading rumors. That's definitely a bastard who likes to lie."
"Well, bastard, you drank too much yesterday and bragged to me for half a night. Don't remember at all? Roland, Yan Fu is not shallow."
I have grown a mouth, but remembered the description Adam gave me yesterday, how could I miss such a good opportunity, so the next moment, I stood up abruptly, drank the black tea in one gulp, turned my head and ran away, even if I had to die, Play enough to die!
"I'm going out. You don't have to wait for me to eat at night."
Seeing that Eliza was not following, I was relieved, but Eliza was already showing a sneer behind her.
"Hmph, I didn't wake up as expected, and I drank enough yesterday, so stupid that even Adam dared to believe it. You two should cheat each other to death."
And soon, on the newly built special court, I also met the legendary beauty.
"Adam, is this the beauty you're talking about?"
"Of course, look at that face, the melon face, the little red lips, the beautiful and picturesque, of course she is a beauty."
"Big buttocks and big breasts, tall and tall?"
"Of course, look at the curves, the bulge and the back, the muscles. They are so elastic that they are so perfect that they have no friends. Look, those bulging super chest muscles are simply the perfect figure in sculpture."
Well, I almost understand, this time I was tricked by this guy again, Xiaohong on the side had already bent over with laughter, and even Margaret looked at me with a half-smile.
"Go ahead and make it up. Adore me?"
"Of course, is there a son who doesn't respect Dad? Well, I forgot to tell you it's him and not her."
Yes, the "beautiful" ball partner in front of him is the current monarch of Ciro, but at this time, he is wearing a rather ridiculous white short skirt and is slapping the racket curiously.
He was very happy to see me coming, but then calmed down.
"Father. I've been looking for a chance to talk to you alone. It can't help but about Shiro, and the news of the plane of death."