The sun shines in the hall, and the long table has already been filled with a hearty breakfast, but in the empty hall, only a pair of speed-dating "couples" are eating.
In order to curry favor with the great noble Caroline, Lord Samuel directly gave up his mansion and mansion, and temporarily put himself and his family out to live, which also facilitated our actions.
"black tea."
"Um, uh, here."
"The butter bread over there, thank you."
"You don't need to thank my elder sister, come, open your mouth, ah... let Caroline feed you."
When I finished the interrogation of Rex, it was time for breakfast, and I just walked downstairs to the lobby, only to see two green-haired ladies feeding each other.
I just found a chair and sat down, rang the bell to call the waiter, ordered food, poured wine, just about to enjoy the delicious food after a busy night, I raised my glass, only to find that the wine leaked from my chin … Well, the waiter's expression of wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh is very annoying.
"Come on, elder sister, come to the lipstick bar."
The intimate feeding over there has escalated again. When the girl's red lips moved towards the other red lips with a sip of wine, when the tip of the tongue met, the silver fluid dripped down and turned into silver threads that were connected to each other. Reaching out under the table, the plot seems to be developing towards the Eighteen Bans.
"what… "
It was obvious that she took the initiative to attack, but the kiss was almost suffocating in return, and the bad hand was still in chaos. Half a minute later, Caroline slumped on the table with a blushing face, her swan-like skin was covered with strawberries and silver. Is there any silver thread between the teeth and the red lips that has not been torn and fell on the table.
On this side, Lilith, who was the winner, gave me a triumphant look, then picked up a small tomato with a fork, bit half of it herself, and stuffed the rest into the mouth of the "captive" who just got it. , completed a new round of feeding.
"… Although the purpose of the FFF regiment is that the same sex is to be cherished, and the opposite sex is only for the purpose of breeding offspring, why look at this pair, the raging anger in my chest has turned into flames in my hands. In my shadow, countless black robes 'Burn, burn, burn!'"
"OUCH!"
And just when I was about to turn the impulse into actual action, the pain on the phalanx called my attention back, the dead cat lay there as expected, withdrew the sharp-enchanted kitten's teeth, and was enjoying what I just called Come for breakfast!
"Dead cat! What are you doing?"
"...Don't act like a little virgin who hasn't tasted meat, you know it's ugly. Okay, let me fix it, okay, even if you're a 300-year-old virgin, don't act like that. Obviously, it's really embarrassing."
How can the dead cat understand the anger of our FFF group, just when I stared at her with raging flames, the dead cat turned into a mature blond royal sister, stretched her lazy waist like a cat, and dared to rush He gave me a wink.
"Do you want my sister to teach you? Although I generally prefer pure girls, Princess Peach should be more delicious."
The waterfall-like blond hair has been spread on the ground, the phoenix eyes are full of fascination with spring flowers and autumn moon, and the plump figure is unmistakable in the stretch, obviously showing the style on purpose, but elegantly like a sage who is reading an ancient scroll, worthy of being praised as a sage. The golden elf of the most beautiful race.
At that moment, it was both coquettish and elegant, and the charming aura of that moment was also shaken by the two women at the other end of the table. Well, the orientations of these two women seem to be deviated.
As for myself? Heartbroken? Hehe, dead cat! I've already said that anyone who mentions Princess Peach again will be unlucky! I said that you are not allowed to become taller than me, I grabbed "Wu Yan X's head" and roared - "You are seeking your own death!"
"...Wait, you can't do that, even if you don't understand the style, it won't be..."
It was known from the soul's contract that it was about to happen, but the rest of the words could not be said. After a twist, there was only a pink mace left in place.
"Well, from today onwards, you are the legendary magic soldier Pink Fur Rabbit sauce. Let my enemies endure the shame of being killed by Pink Fur Rabbit."
"You perverted gay..."
…
In a sense, the Lich Rex is also a typical example of a nerd. Although it is not as natural as Margaret to make her own soul box into a soul bottle and place it in the middle of the room, she puts her own life box in the middle of the room. Carrying it with you is a wonderful thing.
"... The body must be in the same plane as the phylactery. I just arrived on this plane for less than half a month, and I haven't had time to find a safe place to store the phylactery. I originally planned to find one during this trip..."
"Oh, that's why you turned into Wu Yan X's head."
"It's Gul'dan... The head of Rex! No, what's not, this is my head! I'm still relatively creative and concealed. No one would have thought that the phylactery would actually be made. For the pattern of the skull, I can find a cemetery and bury the head in it, and then put the head of the owner of the tomb on, just change the head, and it will be done in ten minutes.”
"You definitely haven't been to the main plane for a long time, right? Or, you simply didn't become a lich on this plane."
I looked at him with pity. If he really did it, ninety percent of it would be a tragedy, one would be a comedy, a comedy in the eyes of others.
"Huh? My lord, how do you say this? I did become a lich on the plane of ice, isn't this idea concealed enough?"
"If one hundred and sixty years ago, if you could endure the smell of corpses, this would have been a good idea, but since the legendary novel "Tomb Raiders" became a big hit, the protagonist relied on tomb raiders to make a legendary journey. In the end, he became the richest man in a country, and the tomb raiding group attracted countless participants, and even the rules and genres have been designated. And after someone really dug up the ancient artifact, many strong people will join the industry without shame. Now, a bad legendary mage who is obsessed with this line of work has even invented the underground magic item detection technique, and many poor and crazy mage will do part-time jobs..."
The soul fire of Rex's skull on his waist kept swaying, and he seemed to have guessed what would happen if he really did that.
"... The Lich's Life Box is a rare commodity with no market value. In the brilliance of this magic, it is equal to a legendary item. Then, your head will be dug out in at most half a month, or it will be regarded as an unknown strange object. Put it on the sales line, or be sent to the Sanctuary as a cursed item for purification, then congratulations, the most stupid and dead lich in history is born."
Looking at the silence of Rex's skull, the shaky soul fire undoubtedly shows his fear, and my mood is much better. The depression of being molested has been swept away. Sure enough, when I am in a bad mood, I will If you want to make other people's mood worse, look at other people's bitter face, and your mood will improve.
But even though I was joking, there was no one around.
Should you say that you have no heart? Although it happened suddenly, my plan still went very smoothly. Emperor Baier's commissioner and his party have been hijacked by us, and since no human beings are willing to live in the same house with the undead at night, we only have a few people participating in the night. The attack was very smooth and hidden, and was not known to outsiders.
Lich Rex only carried a death knight and a high-level abomination as guards, and the others were low-level undead that were temporarily awakened. The front "black-haired female ranger" had a fierce collision.
result? It took Cohen and Yawen half an hour to piece the scattered parts together, but he still transferred to the "Headless Horseman"... fragments.
Xiaohong's punch even partially changed into a dragon shape, and the punch carried a dragon whistle. Obviously, there was no intention of showing mercy, and then the opponent was smashed to pieces without any suspense, and it was very difficult to even fight.
In my eyes, this just shows that after being chased for a night, Xiaohong has accumulated a lot of pressure (are you sure it is not caused by your history of blackmailing?), but if he can wrestle with the ancient dragon, that unlucky guy is also considered Not wrong to die.
As for that abomination... Due to the stench and appearance of the corpse, the duke's daughter was highly disgusted by it, and was thrown outside the lord's mansion to guard the gate. Hong disassembled it smoothly, and the small mouthful of dragon breath also took away a stable.
And Caroline's human guards are even simpler. According to our standards, a middle-aged knight commander who is barely at the golden rank makes people feel shabby. He and his rookie guards don't even find it. By the time you go out to exercise in the morning, everything is over.
But this is not an underground world filled with legends. In an ordinary human kingdom, it is quite remarkable that a noble eldest daughter has a gold-ranked "master" as her guard. This is due to the temporary deployment of this trip.
As for security issues? The leader of the top mercenary group in the Lagos Kingdom is only at the golden rank. Not to mention the golden rank knight commander with a few silvers is enough to swept the relatively safe Baer Empire. When I learned that these temporary When the assigned guard and Caroline had a simple employment relationship, they simply let Caroline dismiss them.
It just so happened that the captain of the great knight drank a few more glasses with the enthusiasm of the local nobles yesterday. When he saw that the duke's daughter seemed to have grown a little taller today, he thought he was dazzled.
Or the alcohol level was really high yesterday, and when he received three months' salary, he laughed like a middle-aged old man who received a year-end bonus, and couldn't help thanking him happily.
What I did after that was quite simple, although there were some differences from the original plan (for example, the speed and degree of surrender of a certain duke's daughter), well, it must be admitted that the outstanding "persuasion ability" of a certain female vampire was greatly affected by it. Thanks to the efforts of the kidnappers, our plan was more successful than expected.
But even if Caroline is obedient and weird, I still can't trust her. How could the eldest daughter of a duke give in so easily? If she reports to the official or the lord for help, we will be in big trouble.
So we still follow the original plan, Caroline is disguised by Lilith, but she has a maid with a somewhat similar appearance, and I still disguise the Lich Rex, with the help of the Lich Skull on my waist, I should be able to To make it look real, I even summoned my own escort knights and abominations to make it even more realistic.
"Dad, Adam wants to eat meat!"
"Give me patience! By the way, the hated minced meat at the door can be filled first, but don't be seen eating your meal."
In a sense, the beastmaster hunter who "carries a lot of acres of land with him" gave me inspiration. If his mental image world can be filled with people, my winter frozen soil may not be good, but after testing, due to the rules of cold winter Eternal, ordinary materials are easily damaged, probably no life can survive in the lifeless ice and snow.
But if the living thing is not good, the deceased should have no problem.
So, after the experiment was completely successful, I put a lot of low-level undead cannon fodder in it, but it would be a bit of a waste to have such a powerful ability with only a little cannon fodder. Considering the troubles that may be encountered in this trip, I still I intend to grab some high-level combat power that can top things.
So, I asked Ciro to borrow Adam, and as a result, there were more unsolicited gifts.
"Your Majesty, this armor is all sewn, or it's glued on, how do you wear it?"
Like other top-level undead, the ghoul king Dikas is in human form most of the time, and the power of death is sufficient. It is not difficult to put on the armor of a death knight to disguise an ordinary death knight.
But the problem now is that Xiaohong is too ruthless. It took a lot of time to put together this armor, and it was obviously impossible to wear it.
"Go to the blacksmith to fix it yourself, or just clip it with a paperclip and make do. You don't know how much work it took for little Cohen to collect the pieces, so stop complaining. Also, you're the one complaining in there. I'm bored, I want to come out and get some air. If I complain again, I'll throw you back, and I'll change someone else out."
Hearing this, Dikas, known as the mad dog of the battlefield, shuddered. He wasn't worried about the low temperature in the world of ice and snow, nor was it just an excuse because of boredom, as he said.
"Actually, I'm not bored at all. Understanding the rules of that world benefits me a lot. It's because Gloria is so boring in it that she sings..."
Well, I almost shed tears of sympathy, considering that if we really change people, maybe she will sing happily when she comes out, then it will be our turn to be unlucky.
I was also very speechless. I obviously only wanted Adam, but I ended up with the other two Four Heavenly Kings. It seems that they have enough free time (Reinhardt: All the work is pushed to me, can you not dislike it? ?)
Of course, it is not enough to have only the undead in a team. Soon, we will "accidentally meet" a group of foreign merchants outside the city. Appreciated by the nobles of the capital, with the help of a certain great lord, he obtained a pass to return to his homeland.
The rest is simpler, just go on a cruise according to the plan, and then come to a certain point of divergence, that is, the nature of the "Caroline" tour has become a big issue, and the lich "Rex" will go to Victoria Harbour to see the sea.
Naturally, these arrangements will not be impeccable, but as long as they deal with the moment, it is enough. By the time everything is exposed, we should have gone far away, or, before finally encountering obstacles that we cannot go on, the more we can go, the more we can go. Far.
And when we walked out of the lord's mansion that had just been robbed and headed to the next noble territory, we saw Samuel, who was still furious yesterday, said goodbye to Lilith with a full face, and there was a chicken bone on his neck. Knife mark, I almost couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Gul'dan... Rex, maybe there's a more ridiculous way to die in this world than yours."