The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 28: Teach you how to make fakes

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"Artifact, the scepter of Eternal Night, the symbol of the undead kingship, it is said to be the belonging of Maharaja Eternal Night. It contains the powerful secrets of Maharaja, but it has never appeared on the stage of history." Introducing Evernight Warrants.

As the only undead emperor in modern times, the rise of the Eternal Night King and his disappearance are legendary. No one knows how he rose, just as no one would predict that he would be defeated in his heyday. However, many people speculate that his The sudden rise is inextricably linked with this divine weapon.

"This artifact has never appeared in history, and it has been questioned whether it exists (if you kill a rumor, you can get 100 gold coins in the seventh administrative hall of the Hero Empire with the head), but the emperor, including me, is not The young guard and the entourage have heard him whisper these words in a low voice."

"Want my power and kingship? Go for it, I put it all there - the Scepter of Night."

"The emperor's wisdom is as profound and profound as the sea. At that time, no one expected that the invincible Eternal Night Legion would fail. But he was not confused by the illusion. The soul flame in his eyes had seen through the future. The ominous muttering to himself is actually explaining his future when he is not in the After Kingdom."

"And since he disappeared (including me, there are still a lot of high-level undead who don't believe that the invincible emperor will die in battle), this rumor has spread like wildfire. Talents can become the heirs of the undead emperor. It has long been the consensus of all intelligent undead. If someone really gets a scepter, then the empire may not come to an end. The emperor has prepared the best future for the undead empire, and... "

"The foolish undead monarchs actually disregarded the emperor's teachings. After he left, they began to fight for profit. They lacked legitimacy. The great undead empire has come to nothing, the invincible Eternal Night army is exhausted, and the remnants form the Shiro Empire."

"And because of this historical reason, it is clear that the twelve strongest consuls share power, but they are still the empire, but we will not allow any of us to take that position. The throne has been vacant for more than a hundred years. It will still be doomed to hang in the air until the owner of the scepter appears. - The recorder of history, the seventh consul of the Shiro Empire, the Spider Marquis, and the emperor's eternal guard Reinhardt."

Cough, when I saw Reinhardt Jr.'s "historical work", I dislocated my jaw on the spot. I really don't know how to respond. If I could still sweat alive, I would be in cold sweat, mad sweat, waterfall sweat, Genghis Khan, I'm afraid it's not enough to express my extremely complicated feelings.

In a sense, the malicious joke at the beginning has achieved more than expected results, and now, in order to make this underground world more chaotic, I have prepared the second half of the joke with malicious intent.

The Eternal Night Scepter, a black wooden scepter of about one meter, looks like wood, but it is actually filled with bone meal. It is a special scepter mixed with bone and wood.

It was carved by me, and the blood-colored rose pattern and decoration on it are full of my personal style. The old man of the year knew at a glance that there were four characters with my unique gray death ice magic power on the handle of the wand. "Eternal Night Scepter", just by looking at the appearance, it is known that it is a super high-end product, but it is still far from enough.

"The first thing to solve is its provenance. Treasures without a source are always suspicious. Adam, sign this document and sign it with your soul imprint."

Glancing at the document, Adam, who was afraid that the world would not be in chaos, laughed out loud, and then happily signed his name on it.

"Adam Han." The font that burns like a flame does not have a trace of high temperature. It burns quietly on the paper. It comes from the soul imprint of the soul emblem. Everyone is different. It is a symbol of the status of legends. Forgery is completely impossible. .

And the name on my staff, the gray death and ice font, with the smell of ice and death, is also the imprint of my soul as the Eternal Night Lord, adding more authenticity.

What I asked him to sign was an entrusted auction book, and the entrusted party was the largest auction house in Vikestandi, the city where the underground covenant was concluded.

With this certificate, at least it proves that the Scepter of Eternal Night comes from the hand of the brave Adam Han, and it specifically swears that the source of this artifact is legitimate, that Adam obtained it from the Maharaja of Eternal Night, the weapon, Adam uses his own reputation to guarantee the document. authenticity!

When this news spreads, everyone will guess that Adam hid the Eternal Night Scepter when he defeated the Eternal Night Majesty. Then, the source of the Eternal Night Scepter becomes real and reliable.

Cough, what the document says is the truth, Adam did get the scepter from me, but there are some discrepancies in the real time, you misunderstood yourself, you can't blame me...

Then, I held the scepter and poured in magic power, but I asked Adam to hold the other end of the scepter, pour in my own power at the same time, and then twist, pull, turn...

"Crack."

The fire and the ice collided and burst directly, and the scepter almost broke. It was full of cracks, and one side was the traces of burning flames, and the other side was the gray-black color of corrosion and the spread of ice.

"Okay, this has caused traces of damage in the battle between the Yongye Lord and the Red Lotus Hero. Then, even if there is something wrong, they will be pushed to be damaged in the battle."

But it was still a little too new, so I threw it on the ground, jumped on it, stomped on it, and then Adam wanted to come over and "help", and I just kicked him away.

This guy doesn't know the severity, but he is very strong. If he jumps twice, he will definitely break immediately.

"Well, the historical traces are barely there, let's make do." Looking at the scepter full of dust and footprints, I nodded with satisfaction. Now it is not the brand new wooden scepter, but it looks like an old one full of scars. The goods are a bit like cultural relics.

Margaret pondered on the side, hesitated for a while, and spoke.

"No matter how real it is, but..."

"Yes, it's not enough." Of course I know it's not enough. This is not a relic of the past life. We can only find loopholes based on experience and knowledge. There are magic and true gods in this world, and there are many types of prophecy spells. It's not that easy to cheat.

However, this was what I expected from the very beginning. Adam and I were both demigods, and we were already the strongest beings under the true God. Ordinary prophecy spells were basically ineffective, and in this world, there were still a few This ability is troublesome.

The high-level priest's divine prayer, asking questions to the true gods they believe in, if the true gods happen to be free (the most favored priests of the true gods, the success rate of using this magic is less than 1/10), they may answer your questions, but only answer "yes" and "no"

The otherworldly truth technique of the archmage summons a true spirit from another world and asks him questions, but still can only answer "YES" and "NO".

There is also the witch's tarot divination. Through the interpretation of the fate line, it is still only "true" and "false"...

As far as I know, those reliable prophecy spells have this problem. They can only answer "yes" and "no". Sometimes they still don't answer. Then, the shorter the question, the more likely it is to get an answer. It is impossible to predict again in the short term.

This is not accidental, but the rules of this world. The more powerful the prophecy spell, the closer it is to the truth of the world, the more strictly it will be subject to strict restrictions. The more you know, the more you can't find out the deeper truth.

I can indeed pay the price, just like concealing my existence on the fate line, to invalidate the prophecy spell on the Scepter of Eternal Night, but sometimes, when no problem can be found, it means that there is a problem, and it is impossible to detect and predict, it is even more obvious that there is a problem. Ghost, then, the conclusion is obvious, we need to get the divination spell to make the wrong conclusion.

Sounds incredible to have a 100% correct divination spell come to the wrong conclusion? Hehe, sometimes, being right doesn't mean truth, and being truth doesn't mean right,...

Since you can only answer the binary answer of "yes" and "no", there are many tricks you can play.

I sorted out three questions that they may ask. The first one is also a must ask, is this staff an Eternal Night Scepter made by the Emperor Yongye himself... This one does not need to play tricks, it must be true and reliable.

Then, the second most likely question is, "Among them, are there any secrets of Lord Yongye."

This question is simple, but the simpler it contains, the more information it contains. If there is no secret, then this scepter, even if it is real, is as worthless as the fake one. I guarantee that this question will be asked first, Will be asked many times.

So, I had already put in a note with the word "secret" written in Chinese...

Well, it's a spoof, but it should work, after all, those idiot prophecy spells are absolutely desperate to say "YES!" "Yes" "True."

Third, "Is there a secret to becoming an emperor of the Shiro Empire/Is it helpful to become an undead monarch."

This is to ask whether this artifact really has the political value to rule the Shiro Empire... Well, I put the little secrets and hobbies of those undead monarchs into it, such as the bone dragon queen Grace sings very hard, and snores when she sleeps, if you Threatening them with these little secrets will naturally help you in your political life if they submit

To be honest, according to what I know about them, if they are too vicious and vicious, you might as well go directly to the human kingdom and tell the king that I want to be your boss and give me the throne, then the chance of success is much higher...

Fourth, is "Is it related to the powerful secret/powerful power of Lord Yongye?"

Cough, "study hard, improve every day, fight monsters, and level up", it's absolutely true, this is the powerful secret of Lord Yongye, let's argue if you don't agree...

Well, I believe that after these methods are used, the authenticity and importance of the Eternal Night Scepter will spread throughout the underground world from the day the auction house receives the goods, attracting the attention of all forces, even if no one can Use it... No, not only that, the earth world should also send people over, at least, all the consuls of the undead Ciro Empire will all go crazy... If the undead empire and the dungeon masters fight first, then the second world-destroying catastrophe , will it pass by inexplicably.

Well, I admit to being overly optimistic, but try the head office.

"Then, first of all, the initial goal of making the underground world chaotic has been achieved..."

Looking at this scepter, I am still a little dissatisfied. I don't think anyone will see that it is a fake, but for the super strong, sometimes, unreasonable intuition is more reliable than knowledge and experience. That instinct is very It's hard to hide.

So, after a moment of hesitation, I said to Adam.

"Since I have been released after serving my sentence, return the Roland Holy Sword to me."

"Here." Without saying a word, Adam, who was all red, handed me the silver-white broken sword that was attached to his waist, the only other color on his body.

Margaret on the side was stunned and wanted to say something, but in the end she didn't say anything.

"Oh, my life box, long time no see."

Yes, this is where my soul resides. As long as the phylactery does not die, the lich will not die. The phylactery can be anything, even a book or a hat.

Judging from the cheats obtained from the lottery system, the uncle Tom from another world once divided his soul into seven parts, made seven phylactery, and named it Horcrux...

In fact, I want to say that although it is indeed not easy to die in this way, but the soul has been divided into so many parts, that fellow is not afraid of becoming a schizophrenic lunatic... Well, maybe, he has been crazy from the beginning.

My prisoner's phylactery is naturally on the jailer of Adam, and he always carries it with him. Of course, this fellow is still very smart, at least not stupid enough to threaten me with the phylactery and force me to play other tricks...

While stroking this broken sword, I sighed quite a bit. Back then, I chose to use the family heirloom as the life box, just to see the Roland holy sword with the same name as me, and it is also known as the "indestructible sword". No damage, but now, under the torrent of fate, our country is over, and this inextinguishable sword is still "destroyed".

At this time, with the life box in hand, the gray magic power around my body slowly increased, without the discomfort of being suppressed, and I also recovered a little strength.

"Legendary Elementary? Well, a lot of things will become a lot easier recently."

Next, I swiped at the opening of Broken Sword, but easily squeezed out some metal fragments from the sturdy sword, and there were soul fluctuations around the fragments.

Then I sprinkled sesame seeds on the dough, scattered the crumbs on the "Scepter of Eternal Night", and then gently stroked, after a moment of dazzling flashes, there were more stars on the scepter. gem.

The gems are constantly shining with silver light, and the starlight jumps and shuttles between the gems, intertwined, one after another, if you observe carefully, the light also has its own rhythm, just like a breathing creature. The Scepter of Eternal Night, with a soul, is already alive!

However, in contrast to this broken sword that has mastered my soul, the strong man who holds this scepter will listen to the words of my soul, and will be influenced and decided by me. I corrupted and gradually became my slave... It seems a bit wrong, I haven't been the Great Demon King for many years! Well, personal habit, accidentally...

Seeing the scene in front of him, Adam took a deep breath. Although he didn't know what I did, he instinctively felt that this scepter was dangerous and something was wrong.

But Margaret glared at me fiercely. She saw something and signaled her dissatisfaction with her eyes, but her protest was ignored by me as always.

"Okay, I'm used to it, it's indeed a bit too much. However, at least this level is required to make those underground overlords, undead kings, and wild superpowers lose their minds, and also actively jump into the whirlpool. "

Then, I opened my mouth and swallowed the broken sword in one gulp. The broken sword did not fall into the bones of my body, but disappeared directly.

I have moved Broken Sword to a safe place, and at this point, I am fully released.

"It is said that it will take more than two months to get to Vikestandi, where the headquarters of the dungeon covenant is located. It is necessary to prepare early. Let Annie lead the team, and she should be on her own. You can't protect her from the wind and rain for the rest of your life. I will also follow, continue to be my mastermind, and will not let her hang up."

After saying that, I turned and left.

"Going to Vikestandi for more than two months? No, master, you are talking about the old yellow calendar. Now there are three ways, which are much faster."

I glanced at the maid who was eager to try behind me.

"Although I don't have expectations, I'll listen to you."

"It does take nearly three months for a conventional carriage, but the advancement of technology has made the new road much faster. The first one, it only takes one second, the dwarf different-dimensional tearing machine..."

"...Isn't this the one that killed the dwarf teleporter? Don't talk about it, I don't want to be stuck in another dimension again. You want to travel through another world, come to a harem of a woman, and go by yourself!"

"The second rule, three days, the goblin rocket car..."

"No, that's still a second, and I'll be blown up in a second. Forget it, I've also guessed the last one, so I don't need to say any more."

But the head maid who held her eyes and snickered expressionlessly, followed behind the master who left, and continued talking regardless.

"Three hours, goblin rockets, straight up and down, convenient and fast..."

"Is there a difference? Oh, does one have wheels and the other doesn't? Do you just want to make money and kill yourself? I should be pretty good to you."

The departure of the unreliable master and servant made the two demigods fall into contemplation.

"Annie? Perhaps, Roland is right. It's time for her to try. At her age, we have already started to form a team to take risks, and the world is running wild."

"I know whether Annie should go out, but if you let Roland out, are you really not afraid of the chaos in the world?"

In the face of the sage's questioning, the brave Adam laughed.

"Don't believe it when you say it. My intuition tells me that the world may end at any time, and the only speed change is this lich, do you believe it?"

Hearing this, Margaret's pretty face was tense and full of displeasure, and then she raised her eyebrows and turned into disdain.

"You believe him, I..."

She wanted to say something disdainful, but in front of Adam's straight eyes, she could never tell a lie, and in the end, she stomped her foot.

"Don't look at me like that, you bastard bastard. I can't believe it. Although he is a bastard, he is really cunning. If he can't do it, no one in this world can do it!"