The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 319: Dead rich people

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"Esso is definitely a lunatic!"

"Same feeling!"

"Seconded!"

My words have been recognized by my companions, and our background is indeed an iron ball rolling over...

"What an old-fashioned trap, he must still be an antique from the last century."

While slandering, he ran quickly, and finally found a recessed corner, hiding in it to let the iron ball pass.

Why not smash it? His meow was actually made of a gold-coated diamond! Not to mention broken, as long as it is rubbed below, it is probably like being hit by a locomotive... What is a locomotive? Well, to put it another way in the magical world, it means being hit on the head with a +12 battering ram. Even if your life is like Xiaoqiang, probably only Xiaoqianggan or Xiaoqiang will be left.

"He is definitely a pervert with a dark psychology, so he will set up these damn institutions. That mage will turn his residence into a place for cheating."

While trying to drag down the dead cat that was still biting on its head when it was chased by the iron ball, I gritted my teeth and said the curse.

"He deserves no one to love him, this is the Mage Tower, it's obviously a whole person competition."

Just came in, the first three floors we came in were smooth, but going back, it became even more strange.

"Please decipher the calculation formula written in the dragon language within 20 seconds, and get the correct number. If the time is exceeded, the mechanism will be activated..."

It's nothing more than six-digit arithmetic and code interpretation. The mages have high requirements for logical thinking and knowledge reserves, and they can understand them. We have a demon professor, Heloise, on our side. The problem of this level is not difficult for us. !

"… After getting the set of numbers for the answer, please sing it in the tone of the climax of the third act of the 'Ah, the Beautiful Sun' opera, repeating it three times, with no more than three trills and no more than two mistakes."

"I'm going, Esso is still an opera lover? Can you not be so rude!"

“…17, 16…”

In a sense, Taring is also the avatar of the mage. This malicious synthetic sound, as if someone is waiting to watch the fun, makes people feel very uncomfortable.

"... 34294204242, sing! Didn't you get his inheritance?"

Heloise quickly dismissed the answer, but when she hurriedly urged me to sing, I could see that the anxiety was all disguised, and the corners of my eyes were the pleasure of waiting for a good show.

"...Magic inheritance is not musical inheritance? Opera, you count on me, sing your sister!"

"How do you know my sister is a great singer?"

We haven't even said a word yet, and Tarling, the organizer, is here again.

"… 13, 1, 0!"

"The count in the middle? Can you not be so pitiful!"

Before the spit on the dead cat and I in unison, the malicious towering came out again.

"You guys are complaining about the count in the middle? The shortest record of success is five minutes and thirty seconds. Even if I give you two minutes, I can't sing it!"

Well, at least the designer knows that this question is too difficult, or should say he intends to answer it at all. Before our chatter is over, and after the trigger is triggered, it’s just unpleasant ice water, but after that, it’s even worse. .

"… Ballet for two and three legs? Still having to dance on bamboo poles? Does tying cats to boots count?"

"...Three shameful past events that can make people cry with sympathy? Don't mention three, I can find all thirty, what, want to perform live in a small theater? Dreaming! Activate the mechanism."

"...Women's clothes are more beautiful? Only men can participate? Don't think about it, come on, what is this agency?"

"... a tongue twister in multiple languages? Let me do it, whether it's ancient Elvish, dragon language, or dwarven language, I have no problem! What? Tongue twister mixed in thirty-two dialects, Cuihua, served with sauerkraut? Come on!"

When we walked all the way without integrity, we also firmed up an idea-to demolish this towering no matter what!

"By the way, is it so troublesome to enter the mage tower under normal circumstances?"

"No, the normal situation is either the annihilation mode corresponding to the invader, or the visit mode of the friend, obviously we have triggered some strange mechanism."

All eyes were on me, as if they remembered the key words they read when they came in.

"Oh, so that string of characters is to activate the succession test of the mage tower... Dead cat, don't bite!!"

Well, I didn't succeed in pretending to be garlic, everyone looked at me "it's all your fault", and the dead cat's recent bird bite has become more and more proficient.

"Well, a rare opportunity, since there is a password, it would be great if the tower was completely obtained."

I originally thought that it would be an assessment of magic knowledge and skills, plus a little test of xinxing at most. We have Heloise and I here, so it should not be difficult, but no one expected that the test would actually be So "difficult".

And since there is a possibility of winning this tower, I am reluctant to use the destructive method of the sectarian group to attack, so I can only play with it slowly.

"Probably, it's a test of adaptability, but since it's a test of succession, it won't be such an annoying thing. After the test of 'intelligence', there should be a test of 'strength'..."

In the future, the room in front opened wide, and two steel golems more than three meters high were buzzing and vibrating, and behind them, the fire element pool was also activated, and one fire element creature came out of it.

Judging from the "passionate" eyes of my companions, well, I'd better shut up.

"...In order to test your concentration, please fight while singing 'My Sun', otherwise, it will be an infinitely refreshed fire element."

"You are not finished, I must tear you apart."

"... Threatening the examiner and increasing the difficulty of the test. Also, if I have a name, the previous owner named me 'Meteor'."

Judging from the other two doors that suddenly opened and the elemental creatures behind it, this obviously evil Taring Meteor does not seem to be satisfied with our answer.

The tower spirit is the crystallization of the research of the mage in the field of artificial soul. They are often the most trusted object of the mage in his own mage tower, that is, the housekeeper is also the research assistant, and even the auxiliary soul that releases large-scale magic. As their own children and disciples, the quality of the tower is directly related to the effect of this mage tower.

From my past contact experience, most of the towers are like rigid artificial answering machines, with only one password and one action. Ling, it is definitely the top grade.

This towering star called Meteor is obviously a very high-quality towering. It seems to have a more active temperament... Well, it should be said that it is full of bad fun. Seeing us playing lively, it actually cheered up.

"…must be reset."

Suddenly, I seem to understand why it is getting harder and harder for us to go. Since it is a top-level tower spirit with its own personality, we will curse its "biological father" while moving forward, which will naturally make it want to kill us.

"It seems that I accidentally killed myself again."

Taking a deep breath, he ripped the dead cat off his head again, and with a flick, a pitch-black magic sword appeared on his right hand.

"FOR THE LICH KING!"

He casually shouted the most appropriate battle cry, the pitch-black magic sword exuded a dim shadow, but the blade was a little clear as thin ice, and the magic sword had been activated.

Countless shadows floated on the ground, the whole room turned into a ghost, and countless shadows took shape on the wall. Even elemental creatures without fear can instinctively hind legs. This is not magic, just when the magic sword is unsheathed. The shout, this is the power that comes with the top weapon... But how does this picture make me look like the villain.

"Damn it, Heloise, you've leveled up again? Did you transfer to Frostmourne?"

"...What is Frostmourne? Isn't my alias Frozen Calamity? You've found another sword behind my back?"

The greatest sadness in life is probably that no one understands it when you spit it out. Also, it's almost like the tone and words of a heartbroken wife who found out that her husband had an affair after hearing her husband talk in a dream and revealing his lover's name. What do you mean, after awakening the self-consciousness of the pet cat, do you really intend to awaken your self as a weapon, Heloise

"It's not your fault! Stop talking nonsense, come here."

If the elemental creatures still have the instinct to judge the strength of their opponents, the two large steel golems in front of them are pure killing machines. They are not very intelligent, and they have one command and one action, but it also means that they stop completely before they are completely turned into parts. Will not come down to fight.

"clang!"

The magic sword and the iron fist slammed into each other fiercely, but I expected to cut the iron like mud, but it didn't happen. On the contrary, the huge force directly knocked me into the air, and the strong anti-shock feeling was transmitted from the right hand to the whole body. He quickly stepped back two steps and slammed on the ground to release his strength, barely standing still, and he almost became a rolling gourd or a rookie's signature throwing sword.

"How is that possible? My current strength is not worse than that of the dragon?"

"...Look, that arm, dead rich man!"

Beneath the broken skin of the blade was a dull golden color unique to fine gold. This was actually an unprecedented metal golem. Now, even Heloise would scold a prodigal and a rich man.

Golems are the most commonly used guards by mages. The manufacturing process of low-level golems is not difficult, just assemble some "parts" into an individual, and then activate it with the power of magic, so that the low-level artificial soul inside it moves Up, but whether the golem is difficult to deal with mainly depends on the material of its "parts".

Flesh golems are famous for their weak strength, but they are easy to manufacture with simple industrial materials. They are one of the favorites of necromancers. They can make a bunch of them as soon as they make them. , you can also consider letting the flesh golems fuse with each other to turn into super giant golems.

The stone golems are slightly stronger, but the clay golems among them have the advantage of not being afraid of physical damage. Their similar sand golems are also natural enemies of physical occupations such as warriors.

Stone golems and flesh and blood golems are cannon fodders that are convenient for mass production. Metal golems are the main fighters. Because golems are activated bodies, that is, those materials are their flesh and blood. If flesh and blood are strong and dense, natural golems are Physically strong.

Iron golems are perfect warriors that are very difficult to deal with. They are extremely powerful, quick to respond, iron bones, and immune to mental magic. These are the labels of the best guards, and mages often add gadgets to their masterpieces. , such as stimulated lightning, fireballs, hidden weapons, oil sprays, poisonous fog and the like.

And even without those terrifying little organs, the body of a metal golem mixed with magic metal will be stronger, and its strength will increase geometrically. Of course, with the increase, there is also the cost.

The parts of a metal golem need to be made by blacksmiths with the best materials. Activating the metal with the worst magic conductivity can drain a top archmage. It takes at least a few months to polish it. An ordinary steel golem can cost more than ten thousand yuan. Gold coins go up, and high-level golems are not for sale.

It is said that in the period of the ancient elf empire, the golden elf royal family used to have a mithril golem as a guard, which was almost free from magic. At that time, what we saw in front of us was even more extreme, making the Golden Elf Princess even scolding "dead rich people"...

"My X, Adamantine! This is the Adamantine Golem! Really rich man!"

Coating a layer of fine gold on a weapon can increase the price of the weapon by a hundred or ten times, but at the same time, it must be at least three times the weight. This ultra-dense metal has nothing else. The characteristics, just the hardness characteristics are disdainful of the crowd, of course, in the eyes of some people, this hardness has almost never worn out this level.

Pure gold is very expensive, super expensive, at least a hundred times as expensive as gold. When I thought that the two golems in front of me were actually made of pure gold, in addition to sighing that the quality of the floor was good, I didn’t let the at least ten tons of gold go. When the guy fell, he had to curse in his heart.

"Bah, dead rich people, sell these two guys, I can rebuild a mage tower."

But I can sigh that the golem without emotion will not stop. The higher the quality of the golem, the stronger the power. These three-meter-high adamantine golems are probably only small in the golem family, but the brute force But it can knock the dragon flying. The "little man" gives him a high degree of flexibility and speed. The magic pattern under his feet even gives it the willfulness of secondary acceleration. Although the appearance is dark and inconspicuous, it is definitely the most deadly. 's big killer.

"Hmph, Amanda No. 1 and No. 2 are the proudest creations of the previous tower owner. If you don't beat them, you will never get our approval."

The towering meteor will fall into the ground when caught, but surrounded by this golem, my situation is really bad, and I regret again that I am worried that this kid Adam will mess up my tower (at least in the future). The tower!), did not invite the gold meat shield to help.

"Clang clang clang!"

With four arms and four legs, the iron fist was swept down like a torrential rain. The one I was hit could only squat to defend. The magic sword Frost Calamity incarnated by Heloise had already had large cracks, and the reaction force transmitted from the sword body, Just let my feet sink into the floor.

The attack of the golem is so simple and rude, just pure power and speed, punching and kicking, like a child fighting, no beauty, but the punching and kicking of the adamantine golem makes me feel that the whole world is shaking.

"I'm almost broken! Use Calamity Freeze! Eternal Sleep Freeze is too slow to take effect!"

Indeed, no matter the opponent's high object resistance is invulnerable to swords and guns, and the high magic resistance is regarded as nothingness, but as long as it is a product of this world, it can be pulled into its own absolute zero state and fall into eternal freeze.

"no!"

"Don't think about secrecy at this time, the trump card will be used on the blade!"

"no way!"

"… why?"

"If I'm frozen by the calamity's freezing air, I can't thaw it either. With such two gold mountains, I won't be able to sell it for money!"

"...The bastard who wants money but not life! If you want to kill yourself, don't drag the old lady down!"