A civil war of "Mu Ling's super cute mercenary group" ended in five minutes, and there were four more "elite transformed undead" in my army of undead,...
Don't get me wrong, I didn't kill them and I didn't need to.
I just told him that I was carrying out a special mission given by the wood spirit, collecting information as a necromancer... These guys believed it!
Yes, they believed it immediately, did not hesitate to believe it, and then blackmailed me immediately and said, "There must be a lot of justice points. As a majestic Paladin, you must not take it for yourself. Everyone's blessings are shared, let's work together. Let's do the task", and then I responded casually, and they took the initiative to join the mixed-point brigade.
"These carrion are disgusting."
With pieces of pink flesh glued all over his body, and with my deliberate makeup skills, the current barbarian Agen has turned into a stinking ghastly ghoul.
The rotten backbone, full of fetid rotten flesh, and the poor fat lower body without pants, the intestines have been dragged out, the wrong chin is connected, and the corners of the mouth are still dripping blood while walking, it is a perfect evil. what!
"Actually, according to my professional characteristics, I should be disguised as an elegant vampire! Under the cover of night, I walked between the roof and the shadows, using daggers to harvest the lives of the assassins of the enemy thieves' union."
"Elegance? And why is the plot of the battle on the roof so familiar? Are you talking about the legendary novel of "Assassin"?"
"Well, back then, I just read that book and chose to be a thief!"
Nodding from then on, I felt more and more foolish. I was hesitating whether to tell him that that novel was also a product of my mixed manuscript fees, YY and Long Aotian all the way, there were quite a few logical errors, but because of It's cool, but inexplicably very popular. It's very rare to be a handsome thief according to the life style of the protagonist of the novel.
But looking at this simple and honest smiling face, while sighing that this guy hasn't died yet, it's really tough, I think it's better not to destroy people's three views, um, definitely not that if the other party becomes angry because of this, it will be troublesome or something. of.
"Is the dream a snitch that comes and goes?"
Considering the size and weight of this guy, I think if he really jumps on the roof like the protagonist of the novel, the consideration is not the concealment, but the firmness of the house... When doing something pleasant in the middle of the night, suddenly a The behemoth pierced through its own ceiling and fell from the sky, making it deafening... Well, I definitely didn't try it, and I didn't get stuck in the ceiling!
The thought of this big guy 'also' caught between the floor and ceiling makes me feel very emotional! Maybe next time I can let him try it. It's better to wear a red cotton jacket and a big beard. When he is found, he can still say "Hehehe, I'm Santa Claus, and only good children can receive my gifts. What? It's summer now. Sorry, I went wrong, that damn goblin compass is so unreliable, and that stupid unicorn doesn't know how to remind me! I actually flew the wrong hemisphere!"
Ahem, seems to be distracted again, let’s get down to business, this is my exclusive collection of the complete package of evil appearance, which is just suitable for powerful warriors. The charm of the demon is worth oh.
"... Roland, let's talk privately later, I think you have some misunderstandings about the banshee."
Well, it seems that I accidentally said bad things in front of the parties. I think of the former Banshee King, who is becoming more and more skilled at one meow, two licks, and three cute calls... I mean, one slap, two bites, and three tail sweeps are commonly used in cats. I'm going to seriously think about how it should be explained.
Cough, seems to be distracted again, let's get down to business.
Under the disguise of my undead-themed skin package, the Mu Ling super cute team, um, is the one that has just been established, referred to as the Mu (mother) love team, and now the team members have no living appearance at all.
The already mentioned Argen dons the coat of abomination, while the priest Betty puts on a cape to summon the shadows, disguised as a shadow priest who worships the god of death, the handsome elf bard disguised as an equally handsome vampire, and painted it a little blood In disguise, the heroic and sturdy dwarf aunt... or the domineering dwarf aunt!
This really can't be attributed to my lack of makeup skills. I really can't think of which one is more suitable for a bucket with a body size of less than 1.4 meters, which is hundreds of kilograms, but disguised as only carrion and skeletons. If it is also disguised as hatred, then only a necromancer with an abnormal mind will create such a miniature corpse.
"Blood race? With a blood race of this size, I'm afraid the true blood race will cry to me."
Of course, in the end, I still found a way to put a strange-faced shell on her and disguise her as an overweight ghoul. Although she still has the short and bold body shape unique to dwarves, if other necromancers see it, they will only Thought it was a dwarf conversion, something went wrong in the conversion.
Of course, the premise... is that the aunt is willing to put down her own barrel! There is that ghoul that carries such a big barrel of wine on his back! From time to time, I secretly scooped two cups to satisfy my cravings.
But I know it's impossible to persuade him to give up this "baggage", isn't there a proverb "It's as impossible for a dwarf to drop his glass as it is for an elves to give up their art and pride."
"It's a pity, these 'skin gift packs' of mine are masterpieces, and they are products of conscience that don't need money. These guys are too ignorant. Hmph, sooner or later, I will find a bad businessman who catches a rookie and pranks them. . They just wear a hat and eyes with some messy giveaways to sell as new skin packs, and that's in my conscience."
"Don't worry about it, it's good to have an obligatory helper, don't worry about it so much."
Well, although this group of pit bulls don't seem to have too strong individual combat power, at least they can be used as additional combat power without me being distracted and controlled. Of course, for some reasons, I also pulled away from them a little bit. a little distance.
"Traitor? The undead can still plant a traitor among the living!?"
When I put forward the information I just received, the surprise of everyone was not disguised. In the concept of ordinary people and even most adventurers, the undead are a group of beasts that cannot communicate. They will take the initiative to attack everything in front of them. Such existence, How could spies be planted among the living? Perhaps, it should be said that even if you become a spy for these bloodthirsty undead, you can get something.
Of course, this point of view also shows that most of the people in this adventure group are really just rookies. There are not many spies deployed by the Ciro Empire in the human kingdom. For the nobles who hold power and wealth, the biggest enemy is death. , and asking them to extend their lifespan through advanced cultivation is almost equivalent to killing them, and the undead conversion ceremony is probably the easiest way to achieve "immortality".
Even if they are not satisfied with the ugly body of the undead, there are elegant blood races as alternatives, and if they still want to walk in the sun, draw the life force of others, blood sacrifices and other bottomless evil rituals, they can also meet the requirements of those guys.
Not just those rotten nobles, senior adventurers who once lost their future because of disability, old people who have been stuck in a certain level for more than ten years, or magic geniuses who are born with dark and undead attributes. Get a lot from the undead.
Not only the Ciro Empire, but also in the time of Eternal Night. Every day, living people take the initiative to vote. Among them are the non-mainstream powerhouses who practice darkness, curses, etc., and some are just "black villains? This sounds cool" The two fools, if it is the former, I will happily put it into the cannon fodder camp. If I can prove my ability by surviving, I will also achieve their wishes in the form of equivalent exchange. When you enter the cannon fodder camp, you will only perform the conversion of the undead beforehand... It is not mainstream to convert into a ghoul. At least you can disgust your opponent.
Facing the surprise of these boys, I hesitated for a while, organized the language, and then said.
"What can you get? I'm afraid it is far more than you think, such as strength and endless lifespan. As long as you are willing to pay a little price, it will come faster than step by step. After all, in many cases, if you are reckless, the evil way is far better than The right way comes quickly."
Looking at the thoughtful people in front of me, I didn't say much. The reality is always cruel. Rather than blindly believing that other adventurers are my companions, it is better to save this "tuition fee" and make necessary preparations in advance. Be prepared.
Soon, I got the message I was looking for from a new minion, the Skeleton Mage, Kuro.
"A small man in a cloak, with a dark green snake-shaped dagger, with a dark aura? The left foot is a little lame, and it seems to be injured?"
I turned my inquiries to my "teammates". After all, they should be more familiar with the adventurers here than me who came here at first.
Then some people looked at the sky, some people checked their weapons, but no one answered. Obviously, these guys are also unreliable, or they are not interested in other adventurers at all, and they have not collected information on other adventurers.
Shaking his head helplessly, he took the letter that Kuo handed over. In a sense, this is still true and ironic. The spy that the dead planted among the living, but wrongly handed over important information to him. A spy who planted among the dead for the living.
The yellow envelope is very light. The seemingly ordinary letter is sealed with red beeswax. It seems that it can be opened by tearing it. However, judging from the faint magical fluctuations in it, there is also a common small mechanism. , if the recipient does not know the normal method of opening a letter and opens it casually, the letter will self-destruct, and the person who arranged this small organ will also know.
But to me, little things like this mean nothing.
With a single tap, a little ice cube sealed the seal, bringing the absolute zero ice of eternal sleep, making this organ also fall into eternal sleep forever.
Tear open the envelope, but the boring digital ledger on the letter paper seems to be a common digital password. It has to be interpreted according to various password books. Although it takes a little time to figure out a way to interpret it, I have also vaguely learned how to interpret it. ,but…
"I remember that you never passed your code reading and basic math."
Yes, even in the Tower of the Clouds back then, the annoying numbers, the construction of engineering and elemental magic, and spell models could not escape.
But... what is basic math! You actually have calculus and solid geometry in your basic mathematics. Don't you know that in my previous life, I chose to major in law because I didn't want to learn that annoying high number!
"...As a liberal arts student, mathematics is so annoying, and it's even more annoying when another world has high numbers!"
However, as a poor student who has been on the verge of passing or failing in various subjects for a long time, in fact, I have achieved many similar dreams.
"Mr. Heloise, it's all up to you! I can only count on you."
"...you will think of me at this time."
Yes, although I failed the basic subjects, I brought my grandfather... grandma (maopu protesting)... teacher!
"...The wood spirits plan to expand... the realm of the Dream Forest, it is expected... It is expected to start the plan on the second Sunday in May, which is the third day of sending the letter... "
Heloise's translation became more and more skillful, and she had clearly found out the pattern of the secret code, but the more I listened, the colder my heart became.
But it is precisely because of this grim reality that I vaguely have a clue, and perhaps, I can still count it!