The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 350: Military Merit Medal

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In the newly-born town, huge oak trees grow at a speed visible to the naked eye, the light green essence of nature diffuses in the air, white light balls swim among the trees, and then, one after another, big trees rise from the ground, very Soon, these trees surpassed the limit of normal trees, and after just a few tens of minutes, looking around, it was already a shade of trees.

And what follows is the change of the rules of the world. The strong with a little strength can feel what seems to have changed in the air. The strong sense of otherworldly lingers, and the will of the new plane has come. .

What followed was a wooden door that suddenly appeared in front of the big oak.

The gate is more than 20 meters high and more than 50 meters wide. The decoration on it is still in the wood spirit style. The vines are wrapped around the wooden door frame.

Before the sky-covering door, little Samantha looked like a little bean, and when she put her hand on the doorknob, she grabbed everyone's attention.

"Snapped!"

When Samantha gently opened the door, the door slowly opened, and the adventurers found that the door was brighter.

"Boom."

The giant feet of the ancient wood shook the earth. The super-giant plant war machine, which can only grow in the forest of dreams, crossed the gate for the first time. The defense reloading of the wood spirits finally came to this new type of town. , but there are also wood spirit guards with all kinds of strange machines.

They did not drive a magic carriage like the fairy in the fairy tale, but drove the mechanized troops in a very unpleasant manner. Their generally small bodies were on the seat cushions, tiptoeing to operate the handlebars of the motorcycle, and the hanging bucket beside them was actually full. After six wood spirits, I couldn't help but think of the motorcycle performance at the military parade of a big country, and the Internet joke that a motorcycle can bring a battalion of soldiers...

At this time, everyone was completely relieved. These cute-looking little guys are the real elites of the wood spirit clan. Their presence also symbolizes that Oak Town has become a part of the Forest of Dreams.

But the unreality of the little wood spirits is not only that, they generally carry new-style dwarf muskets and artillery, and the steam valve system at the waist can eject shiny ropes in just half a second after the switch is turned on. And hooks, inserted into tree trunks, and let them wander among the trees are the guerrilla tools I specially prepared for them.

Although they have natural magic talents and excellent spellcasting talents, the new wood spirits have no intention of rejecting mechanical creations. On the contrary, due to the special relationship between us and the specialization of the Garden of Thorns on the new era of mechanical creations, they not only I am very interested in the new magic mechanics, and while ordering a large number of mechanical creations, I also sent a lot of people to study and study, hoping to turn magic mechanics into a family's wealth.

However, their research and purchase directions are also based on their own strengths and weaknesses. Their specialties are obvious and there are many advantages, but there is no need to elaborate. Tools, ranged weapons, etc. are of particular interest (mechas have enchanted plants and enhanced shells, which are not required).

But it can be seen from the wood spirit who is driving a motorcycle on tiptoe, it is very difficult for them to use normal-sized vehicles, and even Samantha asked me to order a small-sized special vehicle, and when I proposed a certain After the design, Samantha showed a rare satisfied smile, but then she overthrew it the next day, and even formed a group to hunt and kill me, which is totally unreasonable.

"...It was that idiot who pointed out that the design was derived from the stroller, and I must make her look good. Hmph, this body type is obviously just right for a large stroller. Forget it, even if this design is rejected, I still have a backup design. "

"Do you need someone else to point it out? Samantha is too naive to see it. You actually set up a baby toy bedbell on the roof of the car. You don't know that Samantha has taken this incident as a lifelong event. Shame. How dare you do a backup setting? Let me guess, baby chair or crib?"

"...None of them, electric scooters for children! You can run on one foot! Five shorts are a must-have, Heloise, do you need one?"

"What I need is for you to wake up and let me return to my normal body shape... Fortunately, you didn't say skateboard shoes, have you heard that there is a brainwashing song recently, let me sing it to you... "

Cough, putting aside these little episodes for the time being, in a sense, the relationship between the Wood Spirit clan and me is very special.

In the eyes of outsiders, we are obviously on the same side, and in fact the three virtues do listen to me.

When Samantha still controls the wood spirit clan, it is almost as if the whole wood spirit clan is under my command, but if we go back to the source, the real creator of the wood spirit clan is Amyra, and my current right to speak is probably equivalent to Amyra's entrustment power, when Amyra wakes up, if there is a conflict between our opinions, I think most of the wood spirits will still listen to their mothers...

"This is when a child sees his parents quarreling. In most cases, the young child is not toward the father who is working hard to earn money, but toward the mother who is always by his side to raise him?"

The statement of the dead cat made me feel a little uncomfortable, but I still nodded. In fact, this is the principle. Although everyone knows that it is correct to help parents or not, I am afraid that helping parents or not is the majority. Man's true choice.

"Not only that, but fundamentally, they will listen to me, just because Amyra makes them obey my orders, especially since they are a conscious intelligent group after birth, Amyra's existence itself is a dream that nurtured them. The forest is even more dependent, I am afraid, under the leadership of Amyra, the wood spirit family will be the most united intelligent race in history."

For me, such a result is acceptable. I have no ambition to annex the wood spirit clan, but...

"I don't know why, when I think that such a powerful race is actually holding in Amyra's hand, I feel particularly uneasy."

"...Don't say it, I'm also worried that she will suddenly go crazy and come up with a whimsical idea. In the past, the harm caused by her madness was limited. If the whole race followed her, I'm afraid it would be a lot of fun."

Well, considering the crazy Plants vs. Zombies, and the increasing rankings on the natural disaster list, I feel more and more dangerous, which is similar to a crazy woman who may go crazy at any time holding a nuke button in her hand. what a difference.

What, I meet all the above conditions? I'm in danger too? I really wanted to defend myself, but suddenly it made sense. For a moment, I was speechless.

"...Probably, at least, reluctantly, I can still act according to the rules I made, at least a little more stable than Amyra."

Cough, it's normal, even if you're worried, there's nothing you can do. Let's see if you can find a way to set up a "safety valve" when you fall down.

In front of them, when the wood spirits took over the city, the happiest ones were the contracted warriors. After all, after all their hard work, it was time for them to reap the rewards.

Due to the anticipation of a war, the justice points given by the wood spirits are even more abundant, and although the final responsibility of the war has been borne by others, they have fulfilled their obligations, although the expected performance bonus No, but the base remuneration will not be deducted.

In contrast, there are gadgets I designed.

"Oaktown Miracle War Bronze Medal?"

"... Do I have it too? I'm just guarding the city."

Military Merit Medals are also part of my credit system, and in this age of knighthood, nothing fascinates soldiers more than military exploits, records, and honors. The evaluation system in the past was too rough, and only those nobles would record it on the home badge. Great achievements made in the past.

And even if it is a noble clan, if they want their deeds to be included in the family tree and family emblem, only the great deeds like slaughtering dragons can be painted, which are often never encountered in a lifetime. The warriors born to the commoners prove that their past achievements can only be By the mouth, if you can't rise to the level that the bard brags about you, that reputation will never go out of a region.

But now it's simple. A small military medal proves that you participated in this battle and made a corresponding contribution. Even if you don't use it to prove anything, it's very cool to wear on your body. Maybe you can cheat. Lie to the little girl.

"It's just a war victory medal, and it doesn't cost a few copper coins, but it can really buy people's hearts, and it's convenient to provide loyalty... After they have a medal in their hands, the achievements they have finally accumulated are impossible to lose in a blink of an eye. Forget it. In a sense, it's also hard-earned wealth."

Considering that the intelligence level of people in other worlds is not low, and I have seen a lot of fakes and imitations, I may not be sure that similar credit brushes will be available soon, and such battlefield medals, due to the number and The winner is recorded, and it is probably impossible to brush it.

I also wore one on my body, but it was a golden gold medal. There are three types of first-generation war medals this time, bronze, silver, gold, and bronze participation awards. Each battlefield of gold will never exceed single digits. In the last order, it seems that I have contributed the most among mortals, so I also caught a golden one.

I heard that the Goddess of Wealth kept her home after she blew herself up. Considering the temperament of that person who regards wealth as her life, in order to please her, when I returned the two artifacts, I asked Sister Mary to bring a 24K pure gold to Beyana. The diamond-encrusted special version of the medal is also treated with luminous light. Even if you don't wear it, you can hang a rope around your neck and use it as a light bulb. You can be seen shining from a kilometer away, ensuring that you are full of local tyrants.

But at dawn a few days later, I found a meteor above my head. Before I could make a wish, I found that it was flying at my head. If I hadn’t reacted quickly, I would have almost shot me in the head.

"...Hey hey hey, this is too shameless. Even if you don't accept it, it won't be like this."

When I found out that the terrifying "hidden weapon" was actually that special edition of the military medal, I was naturally furious.

"... Not so, Beyana should not be such a person, let me see... "

The dead cat turned over the back of the military medal, and then read the words on it one by one.

"'Thank you for the self-destruction of the respected goddess of wealth. She is a noble god, a pure god, a god who is out of vulgar taste. The flashing light of her self-destruction illuminates the direction of our journey. Her tombstone is The milestone of our progress, in order to let history remember her glory, I will erect a statue to engrave the glorious moment of self-destruction - Roland Lan'... Roland, I am really surprised that she didn't go down to kill you."

In fact, if it wasn't for someone blocking the gate of the kingdom of Beyana, I'm afraid that god who kept shouting "Let go of me, my mother is going to kill that guy" would have really done what Heloise said. .

"What? I just follow the usual practice to give top-level equipment a fashion value. These days, epic equipment doesn't have some yellow characters on it, and no matter how powerful the attributes are, it seems empty."

"...Well, considering the past deeds of that goddess, you should keep the money bag with me, at least you can't let my stomach suffer with you. It's immoral to abuse cats."

"It's really convenient to think of your pet status every time it's in your favor."

Although I was chattering, it seemed that I had really offended the goddess by accident this time. Considering that I was not very lucky in money, I just handed over the money bag, but...

"Ah, my money?"

"… Was it stolen? Did the curse come so quickly?"

"... Beyana! It's so quick to start!"

[… There are two pieces of news, one good and one bad. The good thing is that you are not cursed, and the bad thing is that you don’t need to be cursed to be lucky. This time, don't wrong others, it's purely your own bad luck. Fortunately, at your level, you don't have to worry about the worse. You really don't think about switching to gunslinger? The Curse of Lucky E seems like a lucky blessing to you.]

Well, I just ignored the system's spit, since the system guarantee is not a curse, I feel a little more at ease, and I still have a little headache for the "little-eyed" goddess of wealth.

"Heloise, are you rich? Otherwise, we'll just sleep on the streets."

"...You've seen a cat that brings money and spends it. Otherwise, pawn your golden medal."

"... It can be considered. However, I have a better idea, can't you become a magic sword, and then I will pretend to be the lucky one who picked up the artifact on the battlefield, let those profiteers come to the door, and then we will sell you , Come back by yourself, come back a few more times, and you will be able to earn food expenses. Hey, don't run away, I will give you a third... Okay! Half!"

In the end, my plan to punish the profiteers failed because the "commodities" themselves did not cooperate. In the end, with the shelter of the wood spirits, there was no miserable camping in the streets.

The gods have already returned to their own kingdom of God, and they just left Agen to me to take care of. As for Sister Mary and Gay God, the former has no interest in military medals, but knocked me a batch of high-quality tribute wine, while the latter ... A gay guy who can't be beaten and looks at you with affection, I can't hide in time, how can I take the initiative to contact.

With the help of Xiaohong, my first step-up ceremony has been prepared, and the blood pool that I put down can be used as a swimming pool.

"It's strange, it's so refreshing to let her bleed, Xiaohong seems to be a little wrong recently, could it be..."

“… Spring is here, everything is revived, and it’s time for animals to mate”

Heloise lazily made trouble for me, but how could I be disturbed by her

"... Could it be that he picked up something unclean on the ground and ate it? How could he do such a stupid thing at such a young age?"