The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 364: Squeeze spit

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"By the way, Roland, why haven't you drawn a lottery recently."

After becoming Roland's binding equipment, Heloise also got some benefits. She was very curious about the system hidden in Roland's body. The ability to distort cause and effect is simply incredible. , the decision is outrageously strong.

"... I smoked and fell once."

"Then why haven't I heard of you!"

Heloise was very surprised. According to what she knew about Roland, if there was any benefit, she probably wouldn't hide it. Since he didn't show off his good luck, the result...

"...Well, needless to say about the results, the last ten draws, five blues, four purples and one orange."

"Yes, why haven't I heard of you."

Helois has recently been able to understand Roland's messy terms. Blue is excellent, purple is epic, orange is legendary, and six out of ten draws are epic or above, which should be pretty good.

"Let's not mention the excellent level five times. Although it is not the best, at least it's passable, and it helps a little bit."

"... That epic level should be better."

"Well, I was so happy when I got the first one. It was "Master Kui's Hand-to-hand Manual (Part 1)".

"Master Kui? Who is that?"

"If a ruthless character who slays demons and slays dragons is forced to use an analogy, it is probably an ancient great swordsman or something."

"Then are you unhappy?"

"I looked it up, and it was indeed that person. He killed the ancient god of war, killed the nine-headed dragon by himself, and fought against the giant stone statue monster. In the first volume, there are his heroic deeds, and he swept all the way. It's amazing. I checked it. , In ancient times, there really were such ruthless people."

"...Then why are you unhappy?"

"The first volume is super thick and can be used as a brick, but there are only his heroic deeds in it. For me, it can only be used as a game guide... Knight novel. How can I be happy. But the last page of the first volume says In the middle volume, there is the secret recipe of his unique weapon, and in the second volume, there are also his martial arts and combat experience."

"I understand, the first volume is useless, the other volumes are useful, and you haven't drawn other volumes after that, no wonder you are so depressed!"

"No, next time I draw the middle book, it does contain the manufacturing method of the ancient artifact called the Sword of Chaos..."

"what?"

"let me see!"

After hesitating for a moment, Roland handed him a thin booklet.

"...Is that all? For an ancient artifact, from material manufacturing, to forging, to enchanting, the light data can be stored in a library."

Then there is no need to say more about the rest. She opened the booklet, and then there was an embarrassed look on her face, which was written very simply.

"First find two sturdy chains, then tie two artifact-level one-handed swords and flick them. If the swords don't fly out, that's fine!"

"... This ancient sword saint is really a real person."

"Yeah, it's too real, you turn back, he also wrote how to get a one-handed sword at the level of an artifact."

As soon as the cat flipped through the book, it became even more embarrassed.

"Find a god to kill it. If you grab his weapon, you will have an artifact. If you kill a few more one-handed swords that must have an artifact level, if your hands are too dark, the spy will wash your hands. But this method has some limitations. For example, last time I asked A stallion master god, I finally got the top artifact-level two-handed sword after I finally killed it, but unfortunately I didn't learn the two-handed sword specialization, so I couldn't equip it. Bah, this drop is too stupid, it's still bound, I want to use it for my younger brother Will not work."

"... Hehe, he's really a real person."

Heloise reluctantly laughed twice, comforting Roland who was getting more and more irritable.

"Come on, maybe you will draw the next volume in the future, at least the martial skills in the second volume should be useful."

"...Don't say it, I really got the "Master Kui's Hand-to-hand Manual" again."

Heloise looked at Roland with sympathy, and even though he tried to speak cheerfully, judging from Roland's long-term luck, there were probably problems in this.

"Is it impossible to learn martial arts or what?"

"... No, although I have drawn "Master Kui's Hand-to-hand Handbook", this time it is "Master Kui's Hand-to-hand Handbook (Continued) (Last time we didn't finish my heroic deeds, we will continue this time)". I After watching it for two hours, I saw the Spartans talk about how to fight with his demigod brothers, how to provoke the Titans, and how to be hunted down by the Mother Earth. As expected of a hero with barbarian blood, he can really boast. If what he said is true, then not all the gods were taken by him, and the world should be destroyed..."

"... It's really sympathetic. Three of the four epics are like this, and the fourth is?"

"Heh, this time it's "Master Kui's Hand-to-hand Manual (continued)" (I know you didn't believe much last time, so I'm going to tell you that the things that happened back then were all evidenced, listen to me, That titan is really big, bigger than a mountain, that nine-headed dragon is really big, bigger than a ship...)".

"I watched it for two days this time, and deeply realized the importance of popularizing language education in the barbarian tribe. Even if there is a typo, there is no punctuation. You know how terrible it is to let an obsessive-compulsive disorder break a sentence a little bit. I watched it for two days, and it took half a month to make up the punctuation!"

"You really finished it!"

"... After all, it's an ancient superpower, so maybe it's absolutely secret. But the result is... "

"Don't frown, it's epic? It should be a good thing, is it an artifact?"

"Oh, in a sense, it's true, Lord Kui's full-body armor, the real thing."

"According to you are not developed? Wait, you said that Lord Kui was born a barbarian..."

"...Well, no matter in ancient times or now, barbarians are naked in battle. As expected, Lord Kui is quite good. He wore a piece of armor, and that piece of equipment was evaluated as legendary equipment by the system."

"… You said it was the one?"

"Well, shit yellow strawberry panties, or the original flavor, do you want it? It's a free gift!"

"… disgusting, throw it away! This disgusting thing is actually carried around!"

"I can't either. Like that ancient two-handed sword, this thing is actually bound! You can't throw it away if you want to! Come on, try it."

After a while of confusion, Roland reluctantly took out a lot of straps and tied them up after confirming that his binding equipment, Heloise, could not be equipped with this "soul-bound" luminous underwear. Thrown into your own pocket.

"... It's like a tiankeng, at least those sophisticated ones are useful."

"Well, the excellent grade is a special kind of card, each with a rune on it, and only if you collect 'Sanyang Kaitai!', you can get an artifact-grade weapon and equipment used by Lord Kui. The last time I asked the system, she said that this time she won't cheat on me, it's definitely a good one."

"You have five pieces? Isn't that the draw? Sanyang Kaitai only has four characters, right?"

"Well, although I got two words for 'sheep', I did get those four words, but..."

"but?"

"I didn't draw an exclamation mark! It's just '!', the scumbag actually wants 'Sanyang Kaitai!', not one of the five runes, even punctuation marks!"

"...Actually, you can draw it again, and one day you will get it."

"Hehe, where do you think that 418 package sale plus lottery idea came from? After that, I drew '?', '.', ':', and there are ellipses and rhetorical question marks, the system you Are you kidding me? Sanyang Kaitai? Why is there no damn exclamation mark!"

"I can understand your mood, but please relax, the lottery is like this, there are always people who lose and people who win..."

"Hehe, I have never won TMD before! Don't worry. I already have a way to ease my mood. When I am troubled, it will be better to let others share my pain. Hehe, I have communicated with the justice point system, and I want to get it. My treasure, ok, let's go to the pump! 418 is the beginning, after that there are 688 and 1088 waiting. Our goal is to draw until you say it's useless, and it's really a bargain!"

"You better chop your hands first!"