"… haven't got rid of those sticky slimes that are messing around?"
In the capital of Baier, the Dragon Rider Hai Lun Te is also known for his strictness and toughness, but most of the time he faces people coldly, but he actually has a very high reputation in the country, especially when the princes in the country are caught in the fight against each other. When his prestige plummeted, he took the initiative to run away to defend against the undead, which made him have a high reputation and prestige among the younger generation, and there were even many followers and suitors who took the initiative to serve.
But the current appearance, I am afraid it really can not be called majesty.
The strong six-pack abs made the maid on the side point and point, but he was still deliberately serious and serious as usual, but everyone knew that he was just trying to maintain his majesty, after all, it was made of leaves. The shorts are the only cover, and it is a joke in itself to maintain dignity under the premise of half underwear.
But the others couldn't care less about laughing at him. It was good to have leaf shorts, and the others were even worse.
His housekeeper just made two holes in the big porcelain vase and put it on. Some people put themselves in the wooden barrel and walked on the ground with their feet, just like losing their fortune in a casino and being thrown out. 's unlucky bastard.
However, most people found that the item that could be used the most was hemp rope. As a result, all kinds of fashionable clothes were found. The key parts of yourself are wrapped in a circle... From another point of view, the human imagination is infinite, and some clothes look worse than not wearing them.
Recently, many street artists have been looking for inspiration every day. All kinds of sculptures that need to be painted with mosaics can't stop taking to the streets. If Slime hadn't started to eat paper, maybe all kinds of wonderful paintings would have appeared, enriching people's lives. spiritual life.
I am afraid that everyone knows what has happened at this time. There is nothing special about the incident itself. It is that the sudden natural disaster of slime swept the entire city, and those viscous soft-bodied creatures suddenly rushed out from the sewers, sewer and alley. , attacking everyone.
If it were an ordinary monster, the defense of the capital would not be vegetarian, but what is surprising is that when these soft slimes have amazing resistance to physics and magic, they are completely incapable of ordinary people in front of them. Resistance, fortunately, these slimes themselves are not aggressive, and the most dangerous thing is the digestive juice that corrodes the fibers of the clothing and adheres to the metal.
First of all, their vitality is very strong. They completely ignore the slashing of ordinary swords. If they are caught, they will wait to be naked. For the strong, it is not difficult to kill them with a sword, but they will explode immediately once they are seriously injured. , And the mucus splashes extremely quickly and has a long range. As long as it is stained with a little, ordinary clothes will be gone. If it is precious armor such as metal armor and magic robes, it will deteriorate in the air and turn into a brownish yellow stain. Mud, it gave off a disgusting stench... Well, we all know what that would conjure up, and in fact it's no different from that thing regardless of color or appearance, someone's malice wasn't going to be disguised.
And the most vicious thing is that the stench is difficult to wash off, not to mention the armor and weapons directly stained, even Hairant himself, in order to wash off the stench, he almost wiped off a layer of skin, and now the skin is still rubbed red.
And even the proud dragon family hates this kind of creature extremely. For example, Helente's brother, he just descended from the sky as usual, and killed a dozen with one foot, but the result is that he is still lying in the square outside the window. He asked the servants to wash his body, the water used was full of stench, and the servants passing by were clipped to their noses, which made the dragon very embarrassed.
The most disgusting thing about this kind of thing is that it has excellent reproductive ability. There are often slimes on the road that start to split and then become two.
Originally, the dragon flames and large-scale magic of the dragon race could still play a role, but in this city full of citizens, I am afraid that when the slime is killed, the city will also be killed.
And if it was not learned from a certain channel that the lifespan of this slime is not long, it will die naturally within a week, and immediately notify the whole city, I am afraid that the entire royal capital will fall into panic.
Looking at the intelligence letter written on the shell on the table, Helente lamented that since a certain person used his individual ability to cause a setback of civilization, he lamented that thanks to the transaction with the southern ethnic minorities, the shell coin stockpile actually showed its residual heat again.
"... This is really naked revenge. However, it is really the usual method of that person."
You subject my people to the humiliation of being thrown at debris and dirt? Okay, I'll let all of you in town enjoy the sourness of streaking and the stench, as if Helent had seen that man's wicked smile in the shadows.
"Perhaps, it is also a means of showing strength."
In a sense, diplomacy cannot be a game of compromise and exchange of interests. The outcome of the negotiation is often decided before the negotiation, and the result that cannot be obtained in the war cannot be obtained at the negotiating table... Let's ignore the countless lower limits once again. Recorded dynasty, their diplomats are in a sense poor messengers.
But although the final result is doomed, the weaker party will not sit still. The "interesting talk" of Oros playing tricks on the ambassador of the kingdom of mages has spread all over the city, and the noble circles even use this poor girl in the end. There was no demeanor in that weather, and the bet was made on the spot.
There are even young boys in the salon every day, vividly describing how the ambassador was forced to run away by the angry people, and even good people personally took action. In a sense, as a young man born in Bayer. Madam, Shirley has a disgraced reputation while she has no good feelings for her hometown, but she can't come up with a way to deal with it, which shows her lack of ability in the post of diplomatic ambassador.
If this kind of thing continues, I am afraid that the tower in the cloud will have to replace the ambassador.
This undoubtedly made the nobles stand on a high point and laugh at the big country on the other side of the sea again, and it also eased the pressure on the Bayer royal family, which was surrounded by enemies, but in the eyes of Helent who knew something, this was not a good way.
While making the poor female ambassador a harlequin to please the public, His Majesty the Emperor didn't think much about it. What should he do if he provokes the small one and the big one comes back, and the big one seems to have a bad reputation all along, at least his Holding grudges is world-famous.
At this time, revenge really came, and when laymen were dumbfounded, military experts like Helent were thinking about the threats and consequences if this disaster was really used in the military.
"Forbidden spell to wash the ground? Throwing the forbidden spell on your own country? It's because they figured it out."
Very worrying? If that person can let the slime spray only the digestive juice that corrodes the clothes, can't let it spray deadly venom, can make the viscous body fluid stick to the metal and quickly convert it into a stench, can't let it spray deadly venom? Does it simply corrode metal and produce a deadly explosion.
At least the information received from the high-level alchemist is that the distribution of this special digestive juice is far more difficult than venom and liquid explosives. Since the other party can absolutely do the extremely difficult digestive juice configuration, he will do it naturally. To a lower difficulty instant-death poison, and letting the digestive juice only affect the fibers of clothing and paper, while ignoring the fibers of wood, has become the target of all alchemists in the capital recently.
Even a little bit more vicious, you just need to add meat to the menu of these slimes, maybe there is no living person in King Baier now.
Therefore, Helent made a plan directly, adding these two possibilities-"If the poisonous slime, explosive slime, or even cannibal slime in this attack, how should our country respond. "
He didn't come up with anything by himself, and the proposal was thrown to the General Staff of the Army and the Royal Society of Mages. Both of them came to the same conclusion, but they both disappointed Helent. They didn't have any new methods. , which is exactly the same as the way to deal with the undead natural disaster. Either cut off the source before the event starts, or directly abandon a large area and use the forbidden spell to completely wash the ground.
Undoubtedly, just for the first time, the Lan people taught the Bayer people a lesson in their own way, and let the insiders have a deep understanding of what the top 30 of the natural disaster list are like.
But after such a commotion, the original visit to the palace was naturally postponed. His Majesty the emperor probably suffered the slaughter, and he closed himself in the room from that day, and no one was seen. The other royal family members of the current Baier royal family have finally Stop their boring secret fights. After all, not everyone can fight while naked. Even the streets are empty. After all, no one wants to come out clean and stink back.
As a result, it was still a lively and lively city the day before yesterday, but it has turned into a dead city. Slimes wandered back and forth on the streets, and when the royal family's announcement that "slimes will automatically die within a week" was promulgated throughout the city, who would? They don't even think about messing with these disgusting things.
Of course, not everyone suffered, at least the envoys in the country of mages did not suffer, but had a rather interesting chat.
"What exactly are these slimes? How did you know in advance that they wouldn't dare to come in by sealing all the cracks with wood?"
Everyone looked around, but kept a strange silence, and finally the Storm Eagle exited.
"... I really miss those happy days. Last time, the number of our bison sects increased tenfold. Unfortunately, this time the slime has a stench attribute, otherwise we can take the opportunity to preach, or else, let's try to contact Lord, let him revise it."
"I think until you can't find him, at least until Lord Xiaohong calms down..."
In a sense, the dragon and the cat are the same thing. For example, when you are annoyed, if you see something unpleasant, you will pounce, bite, and wipe the tail. As long as this thing is pounced, it will explode like a balloon. …
Xiaohong and Moriel went to the volcano to bathe in the hot springs on the day they arrived in the city. Now their skin is still red, I don't know if it's because it's too hot or angry, but the black-haired woman has been around all day now. He muttered "Damn Roland, that bastard...", and looked out the window from time to time, as if he was looking for a target for revenge, and he was probably still angry.
But after learning about someone's amazing deeds in the past, when the dispatcher of the royal family used obscure words to express "We were wrong before, now we can't stand it, please ask the elders to accept the supernatural power", Shirley breathed out. , while secretly marveling at the "irresponsible guy"'s amazing achievements in creation, he was also inexplicably happy.
"Actually for me... vent for us, since the Bayer people have sincerity, the work in the future can be on the right track, with this strong return, our negotiations will be smoother, or, he is not as bad as he imagined. responsible."
The words came out, but no one answered, but even Lilith, who had always been tolerant to Roland, vomited in her heart.
"It's definitely because you think too much. He is so unreliable. He is more irresponsible than you think. He definitely didn't think so well!"
At this time, in the Royal Mage Association, a white-robed mage sneezed inexplicably, then shook his head, and continued to fiddle with his new potion with his chief alchemist.
"The X-19 variant has begun to decline, but the activity of the two variants is far greater than the original species. It seems that the big slime family has a new variety. This time the erosion target is fine gold, which will be melted into. Well. , Next, is the 108th launch experiment, I hope to live two more days."
"...I suggest we extend the life of the slime, last time my hair removal slime died of natural causes without finding a few targets, and I simply didn't collect enough data."
Xue Li may not have found out that the chief alchemist Olivia in the envoy has disappeared without a sound, and at this time, she is also wearing the royal alchemist robe of Baier, but she is part of the three-person research team. important member of.
Roland's undead structure, miracle alchemist Olivia's pharmacy, and omniscient Heloise's magic accumulation, in a sense, this is probably the worst and evil combination in the world.
Even the confident Helent would not have thought that they made a judgment that the previous underground slime disaster only lasted so long, and that Roland threw the test item and didn't care much. It's not that he doesn't have the ability to keep doing it.
And this time, not only did other experts help, Roland himself was completely addicted to the experiment, how long this disaster would last, probably only depends on how long he will get tired of playing.
It was soon known that there were new variants of those stinky slimes, and I am afraid that there will be new unlucky ones. The so-called wooden protective line may disappear at any time like Roland's integrity.
And even Heloise, who persuaded him in the past, didn't mean to stop her. After all, every variant is now part of her, and it's her new ability. As Roland's strength rises, Heloise's strength gradually increases. Unlocked, the natural disaster for city-type activities - "greed", is showing the world what she should have.
As for diplomacy and negotiation? Three mad mages caught in a research frenzy still remember this? They are only ecstatic for the millions of experimenters, the realization of a new idea, and the birth of a new branch.