The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 381: Handle to the door

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In a sense, Shirley didn't tell me the truth, at least not completely. For example, she said that the mother who raised her was a three-headed dragon, but she didn't say that she had seven other mothers...

"If you put this matter on you, you will tell people that you have ten mothers? Or 10 twins?"

Well, what she said made so much sense that I was speechless.

In the small cabin, when Shirley and Evanley are in the same room, when mother and daughter look about the same age, even my little sensibility emerges, and I want to sigh about this world. Impermanence, the world is so wonderful.

But the arrival of Evan Li has at least saved me a lot of trouble.

I almost know her identity. Today, she is one of the elders of the dragon clan, but she lives in a crypt near the royal capital, and she has obviously obtained the official acquiescence of Baier. She is mostly a bridge between the two.

And judging from her smiling face and bronzed skin, most of the incarnation of this brass dragon is also responsible for diplomacy. Then, I may be able to get some plans of the Baer royal family from her. After all, the brass dragon He is also the most talkative among the dragons, and it is undoubtedly just right to be a diplomat...

"Hello everyone, I'm Roland's ex-girlfriend Evan Li and Shirley's mother. Be good, Shirley, my name is Dad."

The premise is that the brass dragon gets rid of the bad habit of joking and pranking!

"I… "

Well, I'm in a mess and I really don't know how to explain it.

Everyone looked at me in astonishment. On the other hand, this is really hard to refute. It seems that Yi Wenli is indeed my ex-girlfriend. Shirley is my creation and my daughter, but how does she feel when she says this? I've become a scumbag!

So, I found that I acquiesced, and Shirley, who had just woken up not long ago, fainted again...

"Don't look at me like that, I'm really not a scumbag, I'm still... your sister, do whatever you want! Ewenli, it's all your fault."

After the chaos subsided, our "family" was neat and tidy, with parents, mothers, big and small...

"It's not a family!"

Well, let's put the past aside for now, although the subordinates and "granddaughters" are looking at me more and more strangely, at least deal with the business first.

"Maybe it's going to be a war, be serious, be serious, okay, don't laugh! It's you, Grena, laugh again... Come on, Grena, this Ewenli is your great-grandmother, this Shirley Miss is your grandma, at least say hello."

This time, it was everyone's turn to be very bad. Looking at Ge Lina, who seemed to have a salted duck egg in her mouth, I nodded proudly.

"Hmph, compared to the lower limit with me, I'm shameless, I'm even afraid of myself."

"Grandma, I owe pocket money for seventeen years, and grandpa owes it."

Well, as expected of my "granddaughter", her face is really fast, but poor Shirley woke up faintly at this time, and when she heard this grandma, she threw herself on the street again.

Looking at the chaos in front of me, I know that I can't do business without explaining it clearly. These people are so outrageous.

"Isn't this all caused by you? You have the face to say it! You are the source of evil, the culprit!"

What the dead cat said is too reasonable, I can't refute what to do!

"This is Evan Li. She died before. In order to resurrect her, I created Shirley, the eldest sister of the Seven Deadly Sins, um, that's her. In a sense, they are indeed a mother-daughter relationship, only But the mother should be Shirley's side. In this sense, Shirley is indeed my daughter... Hey, hey, Shirley, at least you will faint after hearing what I have to say. How many times do I have to say this? Has it been used up?"

When I learned about the messy past, I also hesitated whether to expose it or just put it on the table, but then I thought of a problem and decided to put it on the table.

"...At least, Shirley can't be made an illegitimate daughter! She will be bullied when she goes to school!"

"It's not the problem at all, okay! Can you be normal!"

The dead cat is getting more and more swearing, and the ability to spit at this moment is unparalleled.

"It wasn't forced out by you!"

Ahem, let's get down to business, anyway, that group of guys have seen a lot of me, I'm not reliable, except for Omar who is not here now, it is estimated that it will be a little troublesome, the appearance of the elder sister of the Seven Deadly Sins was quickly accepted by others, especially when When Grena pulled Shirley and called her grandma for pocket money, at least Shirley didn't faint this time, she just looked at me as if she wanted to eat me.

Forget about housework, but the current focus is still on the response of the Bayer royal family, which is undoubtedly the most annoying, but at this time, we took the initiative to hand over the choice to the other party and could only respond passively.

Yes, the right or wrong of the incident itself is meaningless. The initiative is the key. Originally we were the one who rescued and was invited. It is up to us to decide whether to talk about it or not. Now that this has happened, Robair If we stick to this matter, or simply throw it into an international diplomatic event, we will be under great pressure. At least the pressure on the country of mages will not be small, so maybe I, the ambassador, will end up in the end. .

I personally don't care if this ambassador is not an ambassador, but now that I have lost the support of the country of mages, I am afraid that many things will not be easy to do.

"... What does Oros mean? How would I know, I'm just looking for Shirley to play. Well, well, don't look at me like that, I do have some boring things to do, find a place to talk Bar."

It's a pity that Brass Dragons are always unreliable and really helpless. They always make people wonder when they are talking about business and what they are doing pranks.

"Why is it not a serious bronze dragon or a friendly silver dragon."

"Fourth sister? She wants to control the fifth and sixth sisters who always run wild. If the second sister is out, I'm afraid she will have a lot of fun."

After thinking about it for a while, the three-headed dragon could hardly be concealed when it came out, and the bronze dragon of the fourth elder sister looked very decent, but the fifth and sixth, the red dragon and the blue dragon, were the main troublemakers.

The example of Evan Li once again proves that the physical body can also affect the personality.

And when I got to the quiet room, um, it was a narrow cockpit. There were only me, Shirley, and Yi Wenli in the meeting. The first sentence that Yi Wenli said made me a little bit incomprehensible.

"Actually, little Oros is very grateful to you."

I was stunned at first, but then Ewenli explained the current situation a little bit. In fact, I, who had become a wanted criminal in the Bayer Empire, seemed to be the savior of this country.

"If you didn't come, the undead are still on Baier's head."

In fact, this is indeed the case. If the conspiracy of the undead is not exposed, I am afraid that the real ruler of the capital is still Emperor Esso himself, but I am a little surprised.

"Dragon race just watched the situation worsen?"

"The other party has a hostage."

"Hostage? Will the Dragon Clan still care about this?"

"Do you think you would care if you hostage all the Bayer people?"

"Tears of Casoran?"

Soon, I remembered the undead catalyst potion with a high content in the Baier people, and this is obviously inseparable from the undead.

"You sure know... It's a special formula, the Tears of Casoran is a catalyst, and as long as they smell another aroma, they will mutate into a new type of undead natural disaster. Then the fun will be big."

There is no need to mention what the undead natural disaster is. If you talk about it in a small way, it is a biochemical crisis in another world. It is often dealt with by a few brave men who suddenly jump out and become their advanced stage. If you talk about it in a big way, it is life and death. Transform, everyone turns into zombies, zombies, and skeletons together.

As a professional necromancer, we can make a relatively objective evaluation. In a sense, there are many similarities between the undead natural disaster and the plague. How much harm the undead natural disaster can cause in the end is often directly related to its initial scale and impact. The time of discovery is related. If it is a town scale from the beginning, it is enough to burn the entire town.

If it is a big city with a population of more than 100,000 people, the minimum number of deaths will be at least one million, and if it is a superpower with a population of hundreds of millions, in the end... Probably only the whole world will be buried together.

This is not just a qualitative change caused by a simple accumulation of numbers, but a despair caused by pure probability. As long as there is enough base, it is possible to generate high-level undead from low-level undead. At present, it is probably one of a thousand choices. .

And as long as there are enough high-level undead, the undead lord and the undead monarch will naturally appear. This is said to be one in ten thousand, as long as the undead monarch reaches a certain number... The undead emperor will also emerge as the times require. This is because there are too few examples. Statistics, as for whether there is anything more outrageous, there is only a large enough number, and then use practice to gain true knowledge.

As long as the high-level undead and undead lords reach a certain level, the new undead natural disaster will not spread itself instinctively, and will inevitably form an undead army to start invading, further expanding the impact of the natural disaster.

Fortunately, until today, the largest undead natural disaster has not exceeded 100 million units, but if the undead of the Tucker Republic really did it, I am afraid that history will be completely rewritten... But I think they have made a super scale. The undead natural disaster, the world may not be destroyed, because this must have surpassed the bottom line of the gods, first of all to face the gods who are the real gods, unless they can get a three-digit undead emperor, they should not be able to do everything. The union of the true God.

"Then you dare to turn against the undead now?"

"It's not thanks to you that you forced Esso to death."

"Esso?"

"Well, he is the commander-in-chief of the invasion and the inventor of this new type of natural disaster plague. When he fell and left no heir to inherit knowledge, since the key to the door of disaster has been lost, bye bye You naturally have the confidence to say no to the undead."

For a moment, I paused, then hesitated, and finally, spoke up.

"If I tell you that I have the knowledge left by Esso, and the method of making the poisonous gas, what will Bayer do?"